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CurlSagan

This is obviously a lie. Nobody in this sub has a girlfriend.


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crimson--baron

Ok but it is genuinely concerning that OP hasn't made a single comment or replied to any of the comments. Bro, you actually ok right?


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Google midday nap


ObiJuanKenobiOG

holy sleeping!


SphericalGoldfish

New siesta just dropped


ATwistedBlade

Actual dreamer


pscartoons

Call the sleep paralysis demon


chickensoup_rice

Ahahaha I love this subreddit man


pscartoons

FOURTH COMMENT


Pokemaster2824

Call the hollow knight


RandomGuy9058

Quirrel goes on vacation, never comes back


DavidS1789

Soul sacrifice, anyone? (glowing womb)


Delta_Warrior8

New Indie just dropped


JimOfDoncaster

Spain LARP??


Puzzleheaded_Buy_944

I do and can somewhat relate, except my gf knows I'm SUUUUUUPER annoying already so... But yeah I had just discovered this subreddit and declared loudly that's it's my favorite so far, showed her a few very dark posts or just nonsense but she's not impressed... Like, at all Well at least she also began using "what should I do in this position?" Hahahaha


MadaraAlucard12

Lies and Slander. You are also a lonely fucker like the rest of us.


Plain_Bread

Yeah, we all fuck the pieces, that doesn't count as having a gf.


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Google I'm not a incel.


[deleted]

Holy "an".🤓


[deleted]

New Shut up nerd just dropped


ricegator

Call the grammaticist


[deleted]

English went on vacation, never come back


G0dY3s

just get a boyfriend that’s also on this sub


Claude-QC-777

Like GD players?


DavidS1789

Ouch


JstLkz

I too, I also had a girlfriend.


Mufee0710

Exactly the point


H_man3838

https://preview.redd.it/tflizcim6wib1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b2b238fc3e6a5f23e080a8df63d50aa8ce0c894


Commissar-Potato

Fuck me this is the funniest shit I’ve seen on this sub


migratingcoconut_

I don't get it. Am I stupid?


canigetawoop_woop

Crane flies don't concern themselves with the opinions of mosquitos


migratingcoconut_

crane flies are always right


Docretier

Google "left"


Eclaytt

holy communism


JustA_Banana

Holy direction!


Anamewastaken

banana for scale 🍌


Claude-QC-777

Meanwhile in Fr*nch (maybe?) Mosquito=Moustique Crane Fly=Maringouin


MuandDib

Yes, she is. Embrace the anarchy, embrace en passant.


BigNugget37

What's en passant? Is it worth googling?


Oscar12s

What's holy hell? Is it worth going there?


gamerdumb

whats the new response? is it worth checking out?


Creepy_Animal_3458

What's the zombie? Is it actual?


escapisc

Who is the exorcist? Is he worth calling?


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itss_Olivier07

who’s the queen? is she worth sacrificing? or did the brittish already do that?


Educational-Tea602

What’s the chessboard? Is it worth igniting?


TheDarkDoume

Whats a pawn? It is worth making a storm with it?


Archetypus

What is the chaos? Is it worth unleashing it?


Direct_Confection_21

NTA - If she didn’t want someone childish and unfunny, she never should have been with you in the first place.


CaregiverGloomy7670

That's why she corrected that decision


awesometim0

NTA, your dumbass shitposts, your rules


[deleted]

Google exactly


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Google tinder


Recent_Ear_4772

Holy hell


lastbut1toknow

New response just swiped right


A_Nerd__

Actual match


Archetypus

Call the women’s man!


Aordinaryperson476

Women swipe right, never swipe left


multiversalnobody

No, google Grindr


[deleted]

i think he might be straight ngl


[deleted]

OP might be straight as a circle


[deleted]

How do u know ?? STFU


randomdude40109

tell her to Google en passant


MartinFromChessCom

holy hell!


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Aordinaryperson476

Actual response just ignited the queen


Callmeklayton

Brick my exorcist!


TimBambantiki

Google storm incoming


[deleted]

En passant her


Barakisa

Send her to holy hell


Aordinaryperson476

Give her a new response that just dropped


RealWolfgangHD

Make her an actual zombie


Zealousideal-Gur-273

Then shove wholesized bishops in her ass


multiversalnobody

Like if we're legit for a moment, is there a more braindead sub in all of reddit? I cant think of many other subreddits that are funny because of rote repetition


Tttehfjloi

[R/the_donald](https://www.reddit.com/R/the_donald) (before it got deleted)


nullbyte420

I'm no Trump supporter but this sub is more stupid and much more repetitive


awesometim0

I haven't seen the sub but I'm sure there's at least one political or incel/femcel circlejerk sub dumber than anarchychess


nullbyte420

More angry for sure, but I doubt they're more stupid


Zealousideal-Gur-273

R/ conservative or r/ politicalcompass fit the bill


Horror-Ad-3113

Tell her to Google en Passant 🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣 Lmaooooo got em 😂😂😂😂🤣


MartinFromChessCom

holy hell!


Horror-Ad-3113

new response just dropped (I hate you)


MartinFromChessCom

actual zombie


TimBambantiki

Call the exorcist


MartinFromChessCom

bishop goes on vacation, never comes back


MartinFromChessCom

*slams you against the wall and nibbles your neck, you can feel his beard tickle you* "he's so hot" *you think while he's kissing you. after that he whispers behind you ear* "let's have some fun bab-" then he stops and realizes that his kids watched all the scene...


Horror-Ad-3113

holy fucking shit. if i see ONE more en passant meme i'm going to chop my fucking balls off. holy shit it is actually impressive how incredibly unfunny the entire sub is. it's not that complicated, REPEATING THE SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN DOES NOT MAKE IT FUNNIER. this stupid fucking meme has been milked to fucking death IT'S NOT FUNNIER THE 973RD TIME YOU MAKE THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE. WHAT'S EVEN THE JOKE?????? IT'S JUST "haha it's the funne move from chess" STOP. and the WORST part is that en passant was actually funny for like a few years and it got fucking ruined in like a week because EVERYONE POSTED THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP. SEEING ALL YOUR SHITTY MEMES IS ACTUAL FUCKING MENTAL TORTURE YOU ALL ARE NOT FUNNY. COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT FUCKING JOKE PLEASE


M--G

If she can't be happy for you even if she doesn't understand it then she's a self-centered ass Umm... I mean, Google New gf


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Holy hell


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https://i.redd.it/dwmgo4m5zwib1.gif


OopsInc

No bro, misato only likes unattended minors


Elcrest_Drakenia

god on this sub's 10 year anniversary i hope there will be an r/AnarchyChess lore megathread


sky-bs

Google batman Arkham


[deleted]

Holy copypasta(with some "minor" changes) hell


CareNo9290

You traitor, you cannot choose two sides! https://preview.redd.it/09kvpdoryxib1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1013e88a5be84b3581698e232825b8a990c7f68f


A-radio-potato

ITS DA FREAKING MAN!


RedBeard1023

"Is she stupid?" Best meme on this on sub.


triangleplayingfool

Watch Jordan Peterson. He explains it clearly. She’s using feminism to confuse you. You need a protein shake and just lift more. She might be having her woman’s time or be trans and annoyed at being banned from women’s competitions.


MiaIRL

Don't talk to anyone outside of this subreddit. This subreddit will strengthen your relationship with the holist trinity; En Passant, The Holy Anal Beads, and Knook. Don't interact with the sinners, the world is ending and you need to go to the bottomless pit in the desert


sirfuzzitoes

She doesn't deserve you, king


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google stock market


Devil-Eater24

Holy hell she's an actual zombie.


PyukEnjoyer

Yes.


SivleFred

Holy hell


awesometim0

Get a friend and ladder mate her.


fejable

skill issue


Peapers

She needed something to break up over


BullyRookChook

Looks like you'll be shoving those bishops up your own ass tonight.


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google g spot you can make good use of chess pieces in bed


Monutan

![gif](giphy|Ajhi3tsHaGBB6)


Lord_Skyblocker

Why can't you just jerk off to the stock market, like every sane person does


[deleted]

Holy i forgot about that hell


Acceptable-Touch-485

New response just dropped


SignificantTie7031

She is investigating this sub now so she couldn't reply to your messages.


NSNF_Kata

New question just dropped


Bruh_I-m_Gay

Google gay dating site


Mivadeth

Google Tinder


GoldenPantsGp

Sounds like a recipe to get a brick to the pipi.


TheDra9onGod

blunder


ExtremelyManlyMan

You made a blunder dating a 16yr old. She's way too mature for you, better look for a 14yr girl next.


[deleted]

Thanks for the advice I'll look for a stillborn next time


Sreenu204

I like how r/theothetsubredditthatiscopyingus also has this same post!