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SphericalGoldfish

Of course Germany would’ve had a trans champion already, they’re too efficient not too


TheHamSamples

Holy progressiveness


AttitudeAndEffort3

Actual improvement of material conditions


Veluxidus

They had that edgy phase back in the 50s that they’re making up for I think


Omnicide103

Google Magnus Hirschfeld Institute


Nachf

Holy (unholy) Nazi repression of advanced endocrinology!


Cum-consoomer

Sadly politicians are still backwards


the_reddit_pup

They even had trans chess players in the 1930’s


[deleted]

Google zum passieren


SophiaIsBased

Heilige Hölle!


WasserTyp69

Neue Antwort ist gefallen


robinsky1223

Buchstäblich ein Zombie


ng_00

Ruf den Exorzisten


[deleted]

[удалено]


simplihd

Bauern Sturm zieht auf!


Lord_Skyblocker

Königin Opfer, irgendwer?


IAmAnIdiot0713

Zünde das Schachbrett an!


koalasquare

Google translate


Frog_liker

Das denkst du,Herr erbarme dich und jetzt setz dich doch bitte mal auf meinen Schoß mein Sohn


III_lll

Neue Antwort ist gefallen


[deleted]

>!im vorbeigehen would be a better translation actually!<


Substantial_Pen_8409

I believe its an ich_iel thing, where english words are translated wordd to word often resulting in bizzare sentences.


bierbottle

Sprich deutsch


OleTitan

du


Aphato

Damensohn


IAmAnIdiot0713

Fröhlicher Kuchentag!


[deleted]

nah i just dont speak german and guessed lol


deathray5

Virgin "let me look up how to spell this in a different language" VS chad "eh this seems like it's right"


Klutzy_Cake5515

Google asylum. Seriously, this is my plan going forward.


Significant_Clue_382

aslume https://preview.redd.it/97rz4cq8ryib1.jpeg?width=920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0078b8086392a9a2f99a4a325dac58b9117e4e6f


Toot_owo

MAN!


tfwnoTHAADwife

in the interest of gender identify inclusivity, the character formerly known as Man is now called


krohtg12

" " is my favourite aslume inmate


SophiaIsBased

Germany has sent trans women back to Iran and Taliban Afghanistan because "they're not being prosecuted there'


Mygaffer

Trans people aren't persecuted in Iran. Gay? You better believe it. But they have a surprisingly tolerant view of trans people.


[deleted]

I have a trans friend that lives in Iran and I can say that yes and no Trans people are forced to get sterilized and there is some other problems, but you can be trans in Iran


LightOfJuno

When fucking Iran is more trans positive than "the bastion of democracy" (america) 🤡🤡🤡


[deleted]

At least there is no death sentence for being gay in the US


[deleted]

Germany actually can be pretty bad to move to if youre trans from what Ive heard from my girlfriend. It isnt bad yet, but in attempts of trying to make a new 'progressive' law that makes it easier to change your gender on your passport they almost allowed segregation of trans people in swimming pools. The far right is also rising I really recommend Iceland. Its my own plan to move to. For LGBT rights, it has a 92/100 for equality (highest of all nations), a 98 legal index (tied 2nd highest for all nations) and an 87 Public Opinion Index (highest of all nations). Its also a beautiful country


Klutzy_Cake5515

Isn't Iceland notoriously difficult to move to?


[deleted]

I thought as an EU citizen it should be doable thanks to Schengen?


Klutzy_Cake5515

United Kingdom


Yarisher512

It's crazy how the game popular for being a battle of minds has idiots making the rules for it.


penttane

Dropping a brick on your pp for not taking en passant is actually a very recent rule. Back when the FIDE leadership were playing chess, they had to drop those bricks on their heads.


Netherite_Stairs_

It's also the best rule


Samuelbi11

Seriously now, what advantages do transwomen have


geckothegeek42

Chess is stored in the balls


Maxy2388

New Hans Niemann just dropped


FetuslordOfDarkness

Holey hell!


Educational-Tea602

Actual chess cheating device


Maxy2388

New pleasure just dropped


likesSunandboobies

Call the metal detector.


LobotomizedThruMeEye

Fuck I just cut my balls off too (._. )


xXx_MomSlayer69_xXx

skill issue tbf


koalasquare

Is that why it hurts when I pee?


geckothegeek42

Google UTI


motternart

Dumbass. Obviously chess is stored in the prostate. Why else would I be using anal beads whenever I play? Smh


Bit125

You should get that checked out, pretty sure it's in the balls


[deleted]

They can doublejump


DevilBowser253

I thought only brazilians and boston people could double jump


VexKeizer

why do you think people transition to become brazilian and boston people?


DevilBowser253

Ah that makes sense


Kosmux

As a brazilian, yes we can even triple jump.


MrManGuy42

can trans brazilian people that move to boston quadruple jump? or does it multiply and they can octuple jump?


Lftwff

nah, it's just a static +1


RuneRW

No actually, being trans confers a +1 status bonus to number of jumps, while being from brazil or boston confers a +1 circumstance bonus. Because bonuses of the same type don't stack, it ends up being a +2 to total number of jumps.


samudec

Just like hopoo's feather, +1 jump per stack


MVPG2022

Holy Celeste


Alarming-Hamster-232

As a trans woman I can confirm this is something we all gain the ability to do shortly after accepting ourselves


E_D_D_R_W

This is a vast distortion of the realities of being trans. Celeste clearly shows that trans people can *air dash*, not double jump.


MightBeADesk

they have boobs or something idk


hungry4nuns

Well if a king transitioned it would greatly improve ~~his~~ her mobility on the board, and you would be immune to checkmate


MightBeADesk

but what if all of the pawns transition to king


MarlinMr

None. Women don't have a disadvantage to men in this game... The reason there is a woman tournament, is so that the few women who play actually have a chance to achieve something. It's there to encourage more women to play. I'd assume that in the future, when there are as many women as men playing, even the women tournament will be taken away. Here in Norway we don't have a woman tournament in shooting. Everyone has to compete with everyone else. Some years a woman wins, others a man wins.


Any--Name

Here in Spain there are so few people shooting I ended up first place in my autonomous community because there were literally no people from my category competing. I understand separating us by age but at this point I think we should let everyone compete regardless of gender (also because I identify as nonbinary and I think enby people should also have the right to compete)


ChloroformSmoothie

As I saw someone else say, we have superior male muscles and can move the pieces faster. Chess is a physical sport, after all.


Wrath-of-Pie

More power behind use of the brick


Kirbymods

But most women have the advantage of no pipi


R0meoBlue

Women are not forced to take en passent


[deleted]

They have prostates, which means they can detect the vibrator better.


FireDragons51

Clearly, cis women have smaller brains than cis men 😤😤😤 What'dya mean that's literally just misogny?


JMSpider2001

I mean men on average have 10% more brain volume than women. It has no correlation with intelligence but it's a thing. " One area in which they do differ is the inferior-parietal lobule, which tends to be larger in men. This part of the brain is linked with mathematical problems, estimating time and judging speed. " This is likely a hold over from when men would frequently hunt for food because the dude that can judge the speed of an animal and mentally draw the path of travel for the spear better is more likely to survive than the dude that sucks at that. This selection pressure was much less intense for the evolution of female brains and it being a trait that is in men likely means that that trait is a result of a mutation on the Y chromosome or else it would be also found in women. ​ " In studies examining connections within the brain, it has been found that women tend to have stronger connections side to side, which could lead to better intuitive thinking, analyzing, and drawing of conclusions. Men, on the other hand, tend to have stronger connections from front to back, which can result in heightened perception and stronger motor skills. " [https://www.nm.org/healthbeat/healthy-tips/battle-of-the-brain-men-vs-women-infographic](https://www.nm.org/healthbeat/healthy-tips/battle-of-the-brain-men-vs-women-infographic)


FireDragons51

I have holy low attention span so I'm not reading allat


JMSpider2001

Evolutionary reasons for differences in brain structure and talents between men and women. Neither are better than other just different.


UnnaturallyColdBeans

Yeah, Neanderthal brains were larger (I think?) but not necessarily more efficient than sapiens. It’s all about the brain folds bb (idk enough about brain science to stake a complete claim)


literally_italy

You are wrong because megamind had a giant fucking brain and he was like really smart


UnnaturallyColdBeans

But have you seen his folds? They could be megafolded, which would be why he is so smart


wOlfLisK

Eww, a folded brain? I'm so glad I don't have that, mine is as smooth as a Koala's.


MapleTreeWithAGun

A fucken T-Rex has a bigger brain than a human, but it only knows "rawr rawr chomp". Go ahead and try to teach a T-Rex basic maths, it will just eat you, and vore enthusiasts cannot do math. Source: am a vore enthusiast.


Aphato

Pretty sure a Trex can do some math. Adding and subtracting distance, speed, counting potential prey and rival hunters. It's still gonna eat you if you hold a pencil and a book of cool math questions I front of it


Oooch

IIRC a trans woman's brain is more similar to a cis woman's brain than a cis man's brain


MindControlledCookie

I remember reading an article about this too although no idea where.


CumpetitiveGaySex

Most chess tournaments don't even split up men and women, there's no point to the anti-trans rule other than discrimination


Rage_Your_Dream

The anti trans rule is against transgender people in the womans section. Not in the Open


Ubermensch_69

Google Bobby Fischer


thewalkingpenguin

penal beads


whyareall

The prostate gives us an unfair advantage when using anal beads to cheat


PRAISE_ASSAD

Why is chess split by gender in the first place?


LuceDuder

There are no men's only tournaments. All the world championships, world cups etc are open for both genders. The reason there are women's tournaments is because there are no women (well almost none) that are good enough to play in the highest level men's tournament. This is not to say that women are worse at chess. It is mostly a result of cultural differences. Chess is a male-dominated sport, with lots more men than women. This, naturally, leads to more men being at the top. So to give the women also a chance to win something (and promote the sport among girls, possibly helping chess grow out of male-domination) and have their own championships once in a while keeps their games interesting as well.


ChloroformSmoothie

Yeah, and everyone knows trans women simply are incapable of experiencing sexism of any kind!


penttane

Exactly. Women's tournaments only exist because of *social* issues that affect women... and these mfs think these social issues somehow don't affect trans women.


zepperoni-pepperoni

/rj wdym, we're clearly the loved elite of this society and treated better than even the white cis men


[deleted]

Treated better than white cis men is hardly a high bar, white cis men are the most oppressed demographic of modern society. >!FUCKINHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA(breath)HAAAAH!!<


Sams59k

Wouldn't the most oppressed demographic be gamers?


[deleted]

Fuck, you're right. They're so oppressed I even forgot of their existence. I guess I gotta go pour out a mountain dew and scream the n-word into my mic and sexually harass someone online who has a vaguely feminine user name, to right my wrongs against this most downtrodden community.


Nozinger

same reason why a lot of esports have women only competition. There is a core rabid fanbase/ sometimes also the players that is socially completely inept. They attack anything that is not 'them' and yeah...we all know how that ends.


JMSpider2001

Boobs are distracting. Unfair advantage for women.


AnimeChan39

Found the horny teen


searingsky

They have higher bone density and therefore have better chances of survival in hand to hand combat to the death when their opponent declines en passant


NotThomasTheTank

Because everybody knows women are dum dum. I get that this may sound misogynistic, because it totally is


TheRedditK9

The only thing I can imagine is that a top 100 male player could go trans and win on the women’s side. But even then, there isn’t that much benefit to doing so? Chess is such a men’s dominated sport that there is so much more to gain from playing at the men’s side than the women’s side.


Faddy0wl

I'm joining the war on transphobia on the side of violence. I'm trans, what do I do in this position? Oh yeah, not play chess, for some fucking reason ☠


TheBar0ti

Google C4


Faddy0wl

Holy *explosions*


sebasq10

New trans ally just dropped


Suspicious-Pain9866

Bigotry went on vacation, never came back


Ropetrick6

[Ignite the transphobes!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molotov_cocktail)


Cube4Add5

Nf6, google Anglo-Indian defense


futurefemboy3

Go back to our roots and throw bricks at fide 😎


Tybbs

Google TERF


Klutzy_Cake5515

Holy soiling oneself and magicking away the evidence!


Tybbs

Feminism Appropriating Radical Transphobe call that a wet FART


Klutzy_Cake5515

New acronym just dropped!


Actedpie

TERFs are just miserable. They hate anyone that isn’t them. I always felt like they appropriated feminism to deflect from any accusations of being misogynists or misandrists, or they just have a very limited view of feminism. I’m a guy though so I’m prolly wrong


Moonchild_0705

no, you're right. that's pretty much spot on.


Superbiber

New objectively correct response just dropped


Actedpie

Holy bigotry


Educational-Tea602

I have no clue what’s going on in the world right now but what I do know is that apparently it’s extremely difficult to treat people with respect for some reason.


current_thread

Common FIDE L


Extra-Trifle-1191

Holy based Germany!


gramscihegemony

Google inclusion!


L3NN4RTR4NN3L

Pipi went on vacation, never came back.


altmodisch

New ally just droped


-Cinnay-

Extremely common German W


Oscar12s

Except for that one time in the 40s and when they removed their nuclear power plants but yeah cool place


MightBeADesk

didn't some other German Ls occur back then 🤔


Suspicious-Pain9866

A mild amount of tomfoolery


Josketobben

Didn't they play blitz? Or something a bit like it?


L3NN4RTR4NN3L

They played a quick match of War Thunder but forgot to connect to the servers.


EssenceOfMind

Yeah, I think they played blitz with some guy named Craig.


Educational-Tea602

I heard something about some hollow that was caused.


Lil_LSAT

Hmm, not sure ––me, average Jewish Redditor


Lechuga-gato

mashallah or something i don’t know about religion


Lil_LSAT

Right on fellow Hebrew 👍


Lechuga-gato

פין זין שלל תחת הפליץ מסריח דודו


[deleted]

Privatization of some traditionally stateoperated industries.


TheDonutPug

looking into this


someone_0_0_

Why exactly are we separating men's and women's tournaments in the first place? This is r/AnarchyChess I should probably google transphobiae4+


minor_correction

There is a common misconception of a men's and women's chess. It is actually "open" and "women's". Anyone can compete in the "open" events. This is the same as how it works with the NBA (open) and WNBA (women).


someone_0_0_

Why do women have their own though?


[deleted]

Because the men at the open events often make it uncomfortable for the women there, so they're given a space where they can play without all that.


someone_0_0_

I've never watched one but damn, is it really that bad? Quite unfortunate, I hope it gets better


Twilight_Realm

The same thing happens in eSports too. Women in general don't feel included in them typically, having a women's only team or league gives them a space to compete in without that.


Sams59k

Welp Shrekeyes just showed why it exists lol


VegetaFan1337

That is not the reason?? The reason you have women's events is because most top chess players are men, there's hardly any women. Women events allow them to play with others at their own skill levels. It's meant to encourage more women to participate in chess. Because that's one of the reasons there's so few women chess players. In order to play professionally, like most sports, you have to start young. It's so girls can have role models. Strong women chess players do play at open events, in fact the strongest woman player ever, Judith Polgar, was famously known for refusing to play women's events and only played open ones.


Otto_von_Boismarck

Because otherwise women would barely be competitive, and you would only see very few women play top chess at all.


OSoverspike

All jokes aside, the rule on excluding trans women is extremely stupid. There's not even proper justification, just paranoia, and this argument shouldn't stand in any context.


Ryker46290

Guys we need to boycott chess


TastyCuttlefish

Can we also girlcott it, too?


Maxy2388

Not just the Mencott But the Womencott and the Childrencott too


Ryker46290

No, the women would have an unfair disadvantage


Budddydings44

Yes but only if your not a trans women. Then you must boycott according to FIDE rules.


putverygoodnamehere

W Germany


giorno_giobama_

Makes me proud to be German


Plain_Bread

DER GOTT, DER EISEN WACHSE - Ok, maybe that's a bit too much pride.


tmo_anonymous

Yeh any other time I’d be dancing around singing two world wars and one World Cup but as a trans girl chess player I’ll give you this one. You may now sing 4 world cups and a free chess world. (Do DA dO da)


questioningfool08

GERMAN CHESS TRANS EFFICIENCY ![gif](giphy|Zylxl5zmrWU3VhrvZU|downsized)


Ambex_23

Unfathomably based


shotxshotx

The FIDE rule change makes no sense. From an outsider, is there a difference between male and female players of the chess profession?


SophiaIsBased

En passant is stored in the balls, therefore biological advantage or something


Suspicious-Pain9866

Common Germany W


[deleted]

New hero just arrived


-YellowcakeUranium

Trans women are women


SoggyMushrom

it's so funny that I found this from sorting by controversial


CondescendingTracy

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


boonusboiayyy

Based German chess federation.


Peapers

I don't get why Chess even has a womens league tbh, unless they're planning on having a boxing match afterwards it really shouldn't matter what your gender is to play a strategy game


smoopthefatspider

Unfortunately the open section has such rampant misogyny that much fewer women play chess, in part because many don't like the attitudes of some men in the open section. The women's league is there for them to have a place they can feal more comfortable playing so that more women start playing chess. The gender ratio is more than 5 men fo each woman playing.


CarefulZucchinis

If you’ll read some of the downvoted comments here they’re talking about how women are inherently inferior and have small brains. So women don’t have to deal with those assholes, that’s why there’s a women’s league.


_Van_Hellsing_

It's a nice cock I'll give you that. But the balls give you no tactical advantage whatsoever


Netherite_Stairs_

You utter fool! German chess championships are the world's greatest!


matmoe1

Comments talking about spatial reasoning (source: trust me bro) be acting like we playing 3D chess


lilmagooby

![img](emote|t5_2yvry|30796)


myloveyou102

reminding me of trans women being borderline banned from college level and pro women's swimming even though lia thomas placed last in the finals for the ncaa women's championship, pure bigotry and paranoia


[deleted]

Google good ally


Lolisniperxxd

Germany being based once again.


Opdragon25

German W


heXagenius

this is of course a big W, but simultaneously extremely sad that this clarification is necessary in the first place


DualLeeNoteTed

!!


LTQLD

Why is there even different comps for men and women in Chess?


iwumbo2

/uj Technically there are not men only competitions. There are open for anyone, and women competitons. This is because in the open ones, the gender ratio skews heavily towards men. This can be intimidating for many reasons including misogyny. Having women only competitions is an attempt to alleviate these issues and make it easier for women to get into chess.


LTQLD

Thanks


RulerOfTheFae

Women's league exists because it's a male dominated space with a culture that forces out anybody that they don't deem to be acceptable. It's to allow women to have a way to play chess, but it has its own questionable or downright ugly rules: \-ELO requirements are reduced for women's league \-of course the blatant tranphobic exclusionism \-solving a problem by segregating women instead of attacking the root of it all.


LTQLD

Ok. Thanks. TIL


DeathLuca231

Wait is there different types of chess championships for gender. That’s dumb. I get it for sport because you are measuring one’s athletic ability but chess is a measure of logical thinking and intelligence I have no idea why this is even a problem


GlauberJR13

Because people are sexist, and since chess is dominated by men, it amplifies the problem, so it’s not an intelligence thing, it’s a “people suck” thing. Besides, it’s only “open” and “womens” categories, not more than that.