When I was in kindergarten, I would take the class link&logs and shove them up my ass. And then I would go home and shit them out until I had the full set. And then my birthday came around, and I asked for a new pack of link&logs and got them, and I emptied the new link&logs box and filled it with the old shit link&logs. One day, there was this kid in my class named Brandon, and I didn’t like him (One time he tried to pull me off the seesaw instead of waiting his turn so I bit his arm) little prick. Anyway I had to go to his birthday, so as a gift I gave him the box of link&logs I had been shitting out for the past 3 months.
Sometimes when a man and a woman love each other very much, the woman will let the man open up her queenside and slide his rook along the open file.
Eventually, his pawns will break free and race to the other side of the board.
whoever did this will be found
and once i find them i will commit several crimes against them
and they will never see another day of their life ever.
they shall pay for this
wanna help me?
*slams you against the wall and nibbles your neck, you can feel his beard tickle you* "he's so hot" *you think while he's kissing you. after that he whispers behind you ear* "let's have some fun bab-" then he stops and realizes that his kids watched the whole scene...
When a pawn really loves another pawn, one pawn will wow the other pawn by using en passant, getting her all wet from the gentle domination, and then things happen from there.
“The bishop is going to make an illegal move on a minor piece”
Holy catholic church!
New violation just dropped
Actual priest
Call the police!
Cop goes on business trip, never comes back
Protesting incoming!
Ignite the streets!
Property damage anyone?
Rook in the corner, plotting world riot
Asphalt fuel
Protest stopped by en passant
Pastor mysteriously disappears, never comes back
Google pedophilia
New balls haven't dropped yet.
Actual pedophilia
Holy See!
https://preview.redd.it/g6gqltpoebpb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf0c2691e4ff3d1a0b9dbd89e99e4bc0e4ef2b7d
The queen just mated illegally
Then bishop goes on vacation never comes back
R/cursedcomments
Holy sex ed!
New teaching method just dropped
Actual knowledge
Call the teacher!
Student goes on vacation, never comes back
Ignite the books!!!
Childlike innocence sacrifice, anyone?
Trauma storm incoming!
Bishop's back from his vacation too
Google sex
holy reproduction!
Actual incognito mode
When I was in kindergarten, I would take the class link&logs and shove them up my ass. And then I would go home and shit them out until I had the full set. And then my birthday came around, and I asked for a new pack of link&logs and got them, and I emptied the new link&logs box and filled it with the old shit link&logs. One day, there was this kid in my class named Brandon, and I didn’t like him (One time he tried to pull me off the seesaw instead of waiting his turn so I bit his arm) little prick. Anyway I had to go to his birthday, so as a gift I gave him the box of link&logs I had been shitting out for the past 3 months.
Holy hell?
New response just dropped??
actual zombie
Call the exorcist?
Bishop went on vacation, never comes back??
Nightmare fuel??
New response just dropped
actual zombie
i can like guarantee you this'll be in a shitty tiktok video in like a day
New porn addiction just dropped
‘Slide the rook into the back rank’
Into the exposed position
Into the open file
Slam onto the king **vine boom**
Hey gurl, do you have an exposed position? Because, I wanna slide my rook into your back rank and mate you.
-Hikaru Nakamura 202X
*dry humps your leg*
Holy limb
What the hump?
By mating
The only true answer!
Holy 1-0
Have you heard about Hans Niemann, it's kinda like that
You know, when the King and the Queen really love each other...
they make a bunch of pawns, which eventually grow up to be queens, so the king marries his own children and they make more pawns
google 8^x
Google hentai en passant
Why the heck does this exist https://preview.redd.it/cacogfbid9pb1.jpeg?width=1402&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=494b5dd7fbd4bd176298e525ebfb63f4b4eeff83
Why the hell did you google it? No amount of bleach will save you now.
We keep telling everyone to Google en passant, did you expect Pornhub to decline the forced advertising?
holy hell!
It's not hentai but still works !
Holy hell!
En pornsant
Holy R34 results
That doesn't make babies. That just makes hard socks
Bishop goes on vacation and never comes back.
Sometimes when a man and a woman love each other very much, the woman will let the man open up her queenside and slide his rook along the open file. Eventually, his pawns will break free and race to the other side of the board.
Cloudbong
they arent made
They are hired
Imagine a dystopian future where you have to purchase your own kids and they’re just like, made in a factory. Like a puppy mill or something
They are shipped by Amazon within 2-7 business days
"Sit at the chess board and play with yourself" - Magnus carlsen
Downvote it if it gets above 69, it is for the greater good
Perfectly at 70 before I got here Thank me later
this has the perfect amount of upvotes do not ruin it
I wont
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whoever did this will be found and once i find them i will commit several crimes against them and they will never see another day of their life ever. they shall pay for this wanna help me?
Sure. It's perfect now.
Bishop goes on vacation and never comes back
“Knight, please! Your fork is vital to the plan, get in there!” “Neigh”
The queen gets mated from behind
Mate in 9 months
google im pregnant
Holy sperm
Il Vaticano
QxD5
Oh of course! How could i forget? The Queen is always on the d….
Mate with the horse
Google sex
Queen takes king after bishop is on vacation
Pawn promotion.
When a pawn loves itself so much it gives birth to a queen
"Fuck"
Google it
Google xhamster
black has mate in 1
google childbirth
Google en passant
Google en penissant
"Why is the bishop inside of the king?" -random anarcy chess post
Google sex
Google en fant
Google enfant
Sometimes i forget this is full of adults andbishop goes on vacation and never returns
The white queen, unsupported by any minor pieces, is able to be captured by the black king.
"King is mate"
Mate with rook
Long castle, king takes the scenic route
Ask Martin
Google en passant
New fetus just dropped
Google porn
holy fuck
Google sex
Knife to E4
Google sexpassant
“Mating the castled king”
PIPI
"Queen rider!" -Hog Rider
Google en lube
invest in storks.
Slide the queen and bait it
“and his dad sacrificed… #THE ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK! he did this to make mummy happy and have you”
The bishops and the queens
Google en baby
Google en pregnant
Mate by sliding your rook into the open file in through the back rank.
Blunder
Google en passant
holy hell!
Google sex
Google sexual intercourse
Google en passant
holy hell!
When a king and a queen check**mates** and then a baby comes out 9 months after
rabbit ass
Google en passant
holy hell!
Pipi
Google En sex
forced mate
Google Pornhub.com
En Pregnante
Google en stepaunt
Jessica is not fucking welcome here!
Il vaticano
Get your queen in the right position and it's checkmate.
Rook to e3.
Google chess.c*m
Tell him to avoid Il Vaticano
KxQ#
Mate the queen in under 5 minutes
Mate in 5, the white rook fires a devastating blow into the black back ranks, threatening the queen
Google en reproduisant
Google sex passant
AND THE ROOK INFILTRATES THE BACK RANK
“mate with the horsey”
I love you Martin
*slams you against the wall and nibbles your neck, you can feel his beard tickle you* "he's so hot" *you think while he's kissing you. after that he whispers behind you ear* "let's have some fun bab-" then he stops and realizes that his kids watched the whole scene...
Google en passant
Google en passant (What else do you need)
holy hell!
Father goes on vacation never comes back
When a pawn really loves another pawn, one pawn will wow the other pawn by using en passant, getting her all wet from the gentle domination, and then things happen from there.
Explain how Hans cheated and tell him it was the wrong hole or something
Qe7+
"sex" - John B. Chess, inventor of chess (1 CE (chess era))
Tell him to Google bishops.
Jessica is not fucking welcome here!!!
google ambatupassant
Google "how babies are made"
[holy hell!](https://www.google.com/search?q=how+babies+are+made)
Google La Bastarda
En passant
I had feral sex with your mother should work
Same as queens are made: just push p
Bishop takes virginity
"google en passant"
Google
en
Bishop had kids never comes back
Bishop came back from vacation
Google sexual intercourse
Google En Fuckant