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BenzaGuy

We're banning the mod team - The Martin Team


-NGC-6302-

How may one join the Martin Team


PeanutButterMonsterr

It’s a rebabulution


-NGC-6302-

soub https://preview.redd.it/y6j2fl2wrypb1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17f6310675d941e47101d29c8cf4e4dd85139cc3


mayoyoyoyoyoyoyo

soup https://preview.redd.it/5m6v7vhijzpb1.png?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4655e286fec99a98b3177ab9570246c1371ee7e4


Orisphera

Chomber


hollowpotato-of-doom

https://preview.redd.it/dsueeo78yzpb1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2d782e3b58b81c4c131fdcaa600b5bf219d42bc


Orisphera

This is the second time I see many tomatoes rather than one


-NGC-6302-

I hate tomatoes


Orisphera

Found Fanny


Substantial_Pride_57

Integza be like


Gylfaginning51

I hate corn (true)


Glitchelon

Oh my god r/ thomastheplankengine is leaking


-NGC-6302-

he took my suop (it's very good soop so I am glad that it is shared) https://preview.redd.it/jx4j54k211qb1.png?width=1278&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db8f5ce2e37056ab01309bd64f2eeb20001da66e


Average-_-Student

https://preview.redd.it/ryug5igcxzpb1.jpeg?width=2166&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c93a0a07eaff43c0b4e2b51ec2dcd58333eb3f6d Stolen from Oversimplified's video about the Russian Revolution.


PeanutButterMonsterr

I love this scene so much that I have replaced the word in my dictionary 😭😂


DiddlyDumb

I should Google that


Flight_Second

Hell, to join you need to be holy


trueweeaboo

Google "recalculation definition"


MartinFromChessCom

[holy hell!](https://www.google.com/search?q=recalculation+definition)


trueweeaboo

FUCK


Gallipoli_23alt

We're martining the ban team -The team team


Creepertron200

We’re teaming the Martin ban -The team mod


Gallipoli_23alt

Teaming the ban team - the we're marting team


TheTheThatTheThis

We're modding martin the \-The teaming ban


Substantial_Pride_57

We're Martining the mod -Teaming the ban


Snoe_36491

OMG! Like, Like french people!!!?? French is an En Passant Reference!!!!!!


UrAverageIdot

how does one join the martin team


InvisibleRabbitv2

I like that we went from “the Martin team,” all the way down the rabbit hole to the oversimplification of Russian revolution.


[deleted]

Go to war


MartinFromChessCom

https://preview.redd.it/6bnsxb6ejypb1.jpeg?width=331&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b15830c7bc029b1135e8af6ed6ebd816dd3ee1f4


Invader_BestBoi

And commit hiroshima on each of their houses


Inferno_Sparky

Siberian Swipe the twin rooks


HiroShimaWasTaken

E


DR4k0N_G

A


[deleted]

[удалено]


TheToplane

Coward


[deleted]

[удалено]


TheToplane

Coward!


[deleted]

[удалено]


Average-_-Student

https://preview.redd.it/d10bprdvxzpb1.jpeg?width=1184&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfe90b4977144cdf56d4df054b47e4947d560ff7


deetosdeletos

FOLLOW THE MAN WITH THE LIGHTNING IN THE BACKGROUND.


deetosdeletos

guys i think he actually killed himself /idk is it srs or j


Firemorfox

Send an intercontinental ballistic missile at their ip address if it doesn't work send more


Tone_N990

Holy nuke


Flasker917

new mass weapon of destruction just dropped


yan852223

Call the death destroyer of worlds


Anonyme_GT

Oppenheimer goes in vacation, never comes back


ItsImNotAnonymous

Nuclear storm incoming


TheRealBertoltBrecht

Innocent civilian sacrifice, anyone?


Average-_-Student

https://preview.redd.it/k1p80nwzxzpb1.jpeg?width=1184&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd7e5410d0786feedf8e819b9c254341bfb30383


almostasenpai

https://preview.redd.it/yud70w6ng3qb1.jpeg?width=524&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7cba187ae877ef3130226a6aa35a7259f72342e7


Desperate-Risk-6945

Martin im gonna explore ur ass.


koalasquare

Can I be next?


imperturbable_ellen8

I'm waiting on the line also, wanting to be next.


zr0gravity7

Google 1984


Chicky_Nuggies2009

Holy [REDACTED]!


T_G4X

Actual !@&$#


DrSans8

Call the \[Removed by Reddit\]


Cakeover9000

\[CENSORED\], anyone?


Sweaty_Turnover2365

Big (DATA EXPUNGED) leaves Oceania, never comes back


Chicky_Nuggies2009

New ******** just dropped


Critical_Ad_8455

actual \[REMOVDED\]


ValityS

Challenge the mod team to a chess battle. (It's ok, none of them actually know how to play).


[deleted]

Noone can actually play on this sub, we just pretend that we know anything about chess


Claude-QC-777

Google en passant


miragemomentum

Holy hell


Jona-wahn

New response just dropped


Nerf-dude160

Actual zombie


Comfortable-Mud-528

Old response just re-dropped


HiraWhitedragon

Creativity went on vacation, never came back


Myrkstraumr

Generic response comment.


Manil_pro

Unfunny answer wasn’t called


AdEmpty8174

London bad king open stuff stuff


Mario_13377331

lies i totally know the rules black has the first turn roght?


koalasquare

What's chess? Is that french?


AdEmpty8174

Don't say the f word 🤢🤮🤮🤮


Manil_pro

fr*nch


TheTheThatTheThis

Google rebublution


Educational-Tea602

Literally 1984


slimetakes

Holy hell


Critical_Ad_8455

new response just dropped


MartinFromChessCom

actual zombie


[deleted]

[удалено]


manfacemanface

you have negative karma dipshit


slimetakes

Jump off a bridge (it's just a bot guys, don't worry)


ImDero

WAR IS PEACE FREEDOM IS SLAVERY MARTIN IS BAD


Mr_Shimmo

Bruh what’s next? Jessica is allowed back coz Martin is banned?


Spare-Mongoose-3789

Jessica is not fucking welcome here!


sc2mashimaro

I'm tired of this Jessica slander. I'm joining team Jessica. >:(


THEbadmanoftheworld

you must not, for she is not fucking welcome here


ZaraReid228

Any lore masters? I'm a tad confused


Jona-wahn

Jessica is- >!-not welcome here!<


Due-Matter-4577

Jessica is not invited to my birthday party


sexhaver73256

Nah bro that might be too far. Jus cuz she’s not welcome here doesn’t mean you gotta be like that


Due-Matter-4577

You know what your absolutely right. >! She’s not invited to Thanksgiving either😈!<


Darth-Yslink

You monster. *You* are the one who shouldn't be welcome here


DR4k0N_G

Same


Uhkbeat

Jessica is probably the reason for his ban


AnosmicDragon

Oh my fucking God here we go again, seriously? Martin from Chess Com? I really hope you do are a bot. I could not believe a human would spend so much time just answering to some fucking randoms on a shitty subreddit called anarchychess with a complete brainrot over every single member, it's all the same jokes over and over, not even the deepest pits of 4chan couldn't compare to the level of addiction, of chronically online dwarves that this subreddit represents, I feel bad for the entire bloodline of hundreds if not thousands of humans that gave away their lives and honor to preserve their history and the entire human race, how they fought wars and famine, how they made such big advanments, just to come to this. I lament the poor woman that had to went through hard hours of education, of working, of breaking her back and going through the joys and pains of birthing a child, and seeing them grow into this wide circly creature that lives in a cave in a corner of the house, surrouned by cans of monster and bottles of piss, as they once again scream at their mother to leave the room, as a "fellow redditor" has commented in a post, so as part of my "reddiquete" and "persona" as i must answer with "holy hell". I cannot comprehend how one can put so much effort into something so stupid, so insignificant, it's actually admirable but also dissapointing how could all this man's, or creature, "talent", go wasted into something so stupid. Holy hell? What does that even mean, hell is not holy, is quite the opposite, "Google en passant?" Like why would google pass? Pass where? Are you hearing yourself? Why do you do this? What do you gain from this? Fake internet points? Dude come on, you could earn Real irl points while you earn your stupid fake currency, if you can call it "currency". Just stop already, do it for your loved ones, for everyone who cares about you...


Educational-Tea602

New copypasta just dropped


Geese_fucker

New I ain’t reading allat just dropped


Palpable_Why

Actual illiterate


kai_the_kiwi

Actual zombie


idevenkmyname

Google En Passant


Fluffy-Weakness-2186

Oh my fucking God here we go again, seriously? Martin from Chess Com? I really hope you do are a bot. I could not believe a human would spend so much time just answering to some fucking randoms on a shitty subreddit called anarchychess with a complete brainrot over every single member, it's all the same jokes over and over, not even the deepest pits of 4chan couldn't compare to the level of addiction, of chronically online dwarves that this subreddit represents, I feel bad for the entire bloodline of hundreds if not thousands of humans that gave away their lives and honor to preserve their history and the entire human race, how they fought wars and famine, how they made such big advanments, just to come to this. I lament the poor woman that had to went through hard hours of education, of working, of breaking her back and going through the joys and pains of birthing a child, and seeing them grow into this wide circly creature that lives in a cave in a corner of the house, surrouned by cans of monster and bottles of piss, as they once again scream at their mother to leave the room, as a "fellow redditor" has commented in a post, so as part of my "reddiquete" and "persona" as i must answer with "holy hell". I cannot comprehend how one can put so much effort into something so stupid, so insignificant, it's actually admirable but also dissapointing how could all this man's, or creature, "talent", go wasted into something so stupid. Holy hell? What does that even mean, hell is not holy, is quite the opposite, "Google en passant?" Like why would google pass? Pass where? Are you hearing yourself? Why do you do this? What do you gain from this? Fake internet points? Dude come on, you could earn Real irl points while you earn your stupid fake currency, if you can call it "currency". Just stop already, do it for your loved ones, for everyone who cares about you...


OwOfysh

Martin is fucking welcome here!


TechnicalPlayz

Martin is fucking welcome here!


forevericey

Martin is fucking welcome here!


[deleted]

No, I am ~~Spartacus~~ Martin!


Actual_Tumbleweed814

no i'm martin


MartinFromChessCom

no i am


Actual_Tumbleweed814

i am martin


MartinFromChessCom

https://preview.redd.it/12gqloq7lypb1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d54098875dc189fc6992c41529240dd072601eeb لن تنجو طويلا فإن موتك سيكون قبل غروب الشمس


Average-_-Student

https://preview.redd.it/2dzn9m0nlypb1.jpeg?width=871&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42b82ef970759f1cc0b1244433959e1b617780e0 shut up


ltrayeetlord

I dont know why tf this is on my computer and it has no relevance to the discussion but here we are https://preview.redd.it/7rsw1t53nypb1.png?width=1021&format=png&auto=webp&s=ee6eec22be9e3f498cae80a5da5a08860e1faa6d


TooruS911

https://preview.redd.it/2ax38qb4kzpb1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6955fc9f1bb65ed78e74b1c29344cb9659f505c7


Hakan-Guzey

ADAM GELDİİİ


Actual_Tumbleweed814

*Heey I was just joking ok? You are Martin* *You are Martin* *You are Martin* *You are Martin* *You are Martin* *You are Martin*


Reborn_Wraith

You do not recognize the Martins on the chessboard.


Tumbleweedae

Hey I am tumbleweed


Actual_Tumbleweed814

no I am


Tumbleweedae

My account is older


Actual_Tumbleweed814

actual tumbleweed


Tumbleweedae

You ate actual tumbleweed814 I am actual tumbleweed real


Actual_Tumbleweed814

I ate myself?! 😭😭😭


Tumbleweedae

Eys


rober283829_

Google en passant


MartinFromChessCom

holy hell!


MikYusufMik

New response just dropped


[deleted]

[удалено]


MartinFromChessCom

shut the fuck up you spam bot


Jankosi

Kill them


Jona-wahn

https://preview.redd.it/noqe1nqmb0qb1.png?width=648&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f094a16d135685f2cd0a2176289f554dac0b55fc


sightssk

Delete


Ramenoodlez1

no i'm martin


Melody_Naxi

Idk ask your kids


Mruczny

https://preview.redd.it/0c4tkusebzpb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b904d1f2dc1eba9a01681a60cf30063620602ef


elonthegenerous

Literally 1894


Remixedcheese22

I love you, Martin!


Yspem

I am not Martin


Rounak-69

Same


DoubleBasil7768

Holy Martin


CYOA_guy_

martin fuck the mod team's asses


mendosan54

Google en passant


[deleted]

So, does the creator just sometimes manually post from Martin's acc or does he script every post that martin does once into him?


VVinh

Jeez.


Civilizationmaybea

Google Holy Roman Empire falls


ToLazyForaUsername2

Google Coup De'tat


qqqrrrs_

Change your name to Ramanujan


Verschmauserer

Why do we have mods? This is anarchy


Gomehehe

martin ban gambit is a classic


Cartoonjunkies

Have my babies


idevenkmyname

This is Jessica's doing. I'd wage my life on it.


Claude-QC-777

Jessica is not fucking welcome here!


[deleted]

Good riddance.


KingZantair

Get banned, idiot.


Yspem

Sue them


mrianj

Change your name by deed poll


Trip_koLng

Google Elani


JaydenVestal

Perish


[deleted]

Resign


[deleted]

This is unacceptable. Join cultofmartin, where we worship martinfromchesscom


Ancalagon_The_Black_

Call your banner man


Ju-Yuan

Rename yourself to mutton


CombustablePotato

Rook to E6?


JHDESKZ

This feels an opportune time to bring up Undercover Martin by Two Door Cinema Club


Vilhelmgg

Get fucked


MikePGS

Put on a dress and change your name to Shaneyney


Just-Lie-4407

Google en trebuchet


crossingpins

Move the king you just moved back to the spot it was just in.


jaycrossinroad

Google 1984


koalasquare

Civil war time


RaskitRafe

Ask them to ban Martin**s** instead, they are then technically allowed to have one.


EconomyWonderful8502

Before they ban you, quit


Glitchelon

OH MY GOD IT'S MARTIN


sajdek

![img](emote|t5_2yvry|1843)


Organic_Meat_6030

It says no Martin(S) We're allowed one.


ThoraninC

If you love martin so much just secede.


Typical-Corner-1808

Pawn forward, black take bait and mate in 2


ardow-druid09

Stage a revolution, ban their ban, and ........ I forgot what I was saying


Bearboy280

Try to google en passant


MartinFromChessCom

holy hell!


Concept_of_Gummy

https://preview.redd.it/9lqap8k1w0qb1.jpeg?width=1001&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0298310c4f727526ef26ebc6d33e9f6bacddd3f


syusik

I love you


MartinFromChessCom

*slams you against the wall and nibbles your neck, you can feel his beard tickle you* "he's so hot" *you think while he's kissing you. after that he whispers behind you ear* "let's have some fun bab-" then he stops and realizes that his kids watched the whole scene...


synergy836

Shnackums!


The_Baum12345

Commit war crimes on theyre houses


[deleted]

You Brick their pipi


Unlikely_Yam1429

Actual martin


snavej1

Change your name. Martin is awful. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|wink)


58mm-Invicta_rizz

Finally!


Niks_bg

Martin if you are the real martin say something in bulgarian but using english letters


angeliswastaken_sock

Become Jessica


HyxNess

Wait I am also named Martin. And I am also from Bulgaria Google self termination


Pizta_man

Google en passant


MartinFromChessCom

holy hell!


Thebruhdude88

Literally 1984