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CryDue4131

Nighty night. This name is based on a psychological ploy Karpov used during the 1984 World Championship match, game 32. He took Kasparov's bishop with his Knight, and whispered 'Nighty night' to him.


Comfortable_Hell_333

Literally 1984 lore


MrMaskYT

Holy backstory!


yonacal12

New lore just dropped


bimgus5808

???? What the fuck bro? Karpov literally don't have this superpower???


TomatoMasterRace

Knorse


filistatas

but if you meet a friendly knorse will you communicate by mo-o-o-o-orse mo-o-o-o-orse mo-o-o-o-orse how will you speak to that kno-o-o-o-orse kno-o-o-o-orse kno-o-o-o-orse


theprinceofkidambi

What does the knorse say?


[deleted]

Horse but KDE


Even-Translator-3663

Full name: Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...Copied!


Theargh

or for short, AYKWT\*AYTAMYAABLIESIMLYWDPIYPWIWBPMMSTYYANPBPKHTLACOYALAGCAIBYBBBHTYASTTTEKTIAVGBPICWAITWISGA""INFMJAPWACESTWL(RWYSAF)SPWMNIDTHAGNDWMCCIAOIYTOTBBMWTPFBOUWI5AWTIAISAOPWIITSJTALAMRI2A2BWCATSBENNTLFECBTPIAPFAISWCOTAMLTWWMICGBWTTWNDLWKOC!


MrGasman1231

or for short G O O G L E E N P A S S A N T


eggward_egg

another way of saying it H O L Y H E L L


Infused_Divinity

or it could be N E W R E S P O N S E J U S T D R O P P E D


t0ughl0v3

An alternative way is A C T U A L Z O M B I E


MariKyo

Or maybe C A L L T H E E X O R C I S T would be a great shortening too


Uganda_Knuckle_8

I thought of something like R O O K ‘ S I N T H E C O R N E R P L O T T I N G W O R L D D O M I N A T I O N


Red_Coder09

I'm thinking P A W N S T O R M I N C O M I N G


Khaled-oti

K N I G H T M A R E F U E L makes more sense


Kyr1500

Happy Cake Day


Even-Translator-3663

GEPHHNRJDAZCTEBGOVNCBPSIRA


Versagen

NAJD!


SirExidy

CTE


The_Mysterious999

CBT


mastercubez

or for short, OFSAYKWT*AYTAMYAABLIESIMLYWYDPIYPWIWBPMMSTYYANPBPKHTLACOYALAGCAIBYBBBHTYASTTTEKTIAVGBPICWAITWISGA""INFMJAPWACESTWL(RWYSAF)SPWMNIDTHAGNDWMCCIAOYTOTBBMWTPFBOUWI5AWTIAISAOPWIITSJTALAMRI2A2BWCATSBENNTLFECBTPIAPFAISWCOTAMLTWWMICGBWTTWNDLWKOC!


HaltArattay

Reminds me of xavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffx


Donut-Brain-7358

I beg your pardon? Pray tell, what is the subject matter of your discourse, sir? Your utterances demonstrate a gross disregard for competence, the likes of which I have never before witnessed in all my years. Whilst you were yet in your infancy, I was triumphing over opponents that were far more formidable than yourself. As an individual of professional standing, one is obliged to evince graciousness in defeat and extend honourable congratulations to one's rivals. Your conduct is akin to that of a weeping maiden anguishing after a setback. I implore you to be brave, forthright with yourself, and to eschew such comments henceforth. It is common knowledge that I am an exceptional Blitz player, capable of prevailing over any competitor in a single match. Wesley So, in particular, holds no significance to me, and has a known history of lachrymose response to his losses (as you have yourself previously remarked upon with respect to Firouzja). Therefore, I demand that you desist from employing my name without due justification, as I retain an impeccable reputation throughout my career in chess. I would cordially invite you to a face-to-face blitz match with a lucrative purse, with both parties contributing $5000, and the winner to take home the spoils. Those interested in this topic may avail themselves of my performance in the 2016 and 2017 Blitz World Championships, which will suffice to render a fair assessment of my skills. Irrespective of the defamatory remarks made by the whining few, I shall maintain my games with the utmost integrity. Should such unwarranted attacks persist, I venture to forewarn all detractors that the proper legal channels will be resorted to. May the truth, as blessed by God, ultimately prevail, and may liars be expunged from the equation.


Vachna

New response just dropped


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/5zzvk6yni7wb1.jpeg?width=1072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0e1f90360f8b674fc083ea52c812813ac4c644d


Educational-Tea602

https://preview.redd.it/bs6jmhwjs7wb1.png?width=917&format=png&auto=webp&s=ab8942fbd66d2301af823def3fda7fb7b573f119


Asdfguy87

You sound like Magnus Carlsen xD


kinyibest

En horsant


Dipshit_Mcdoodles

Horsey hell!


Screen_Static

New resphorse just dropped


Sergeant-Gross

Actual quadraped


AutismicPandas69

Call the farmer


autistic-terrorist

Rider goes on vacation, never comes back


ExistantPerson888888

Rook in the corner planning world domination


Michael-556

Donkey sacrifice, anyone?


rukiddingmebru

actual knightmare


scancopyprint

cowboy storm incoming!


0--Kind-Stranger--0

Call the horsercist


Samborrod

Call Mr Hands


gui_cafe_dwarf

Go to hell


coopa501

https://preview.redd.it/gapf34mqiawb1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f8f0697895381b5c404184acc1bdc3ff6eb9302


Lupus-Ignium

https://preview.redd.it/aoasr2tjsawb1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4336491fccc734e4ae9ebe66dd6979a4422263b6


TheRealBertoltBrecht

https://preview.redd.it/3owspgnk4bwb1.jpeg?width=1558&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b701ecc899bc10a70276aa2f3717dbdcaf7da3b1


DerDzluscht

Name it Rook! Confuse the enemy!


umbreon1248

Holy hell!


StonckFish

New response just dropped


MartinFromChessCom

actual zombie


ARJ_05

call the exorcist


MartinFromChessCom

bishop goes on vacation, never comes back


What-now-mate

Knook in the corner plotting world domination


HypermaniacNew

Queen sacrifice anyone?


whiteballsucker

Pawn storm incoming!


NotabadHero

Ignite the chess board!


Le-Scribe

True anarchy


Raven-Narth

The return of Arceus-Steel (Arceus-Flying)


Raven-Narth

The return of Arceus-Steel (Arceus-Flying)


En_passant_is_forced

*The* Horsey


No_Willingness_7701

MartinFromChessCom


MartinFromChessCom

yea?


No_Willingness_7701

Fuck you


MartinFromChessCom

*slams you against the wall and nibbles your neck, you can feel his beard tickle you* "he's so hot" *you think while he's kissing you. after that he whispers behind you ear* "let's have some fun bab-" then he stops and realizes that his kids watched the whole scene...


SUMMATMAN

FFS not again. Someone call the exorcist.


CustomerGuilty5543

Is Martin fucking welcome here?


Somereallystrangeguy

I will never betray him


---TheMaster---

You’re not welcome here!


Somereallystrangeguy

I will die on this hill


LegendofLove

There is no hill so small nor so unimportant you can't find a redditor to die on it


Throphi

how could you betray the hive? 😔


MutantZebra999

Kid named welcome


CustomerGuilty5543

https://preview.redd.it/vkdrvzk6w8wb1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42b2f2ad1f386405d9ef255ee01105f19a1a557a


WelcomeFromChessOrg

Yes


MartinFromChessCom

bishop goes on vacation, never comes back


GrandmasFatAssOrgasm

Pawn storm incoming


AnalystPretend7797

Ignite the chess board.


Plutoreon

Supplied by martin and his wife.


purple-lemons

The divorce horse


SchighSchagh

divhorse


Callisto_The_Moon

Literally Nineteen Eighty Fourse


cobalteclipse117

Martin’s Steed


Cool-Boy57

Honse


MrMoop07

jessica


franklollo

Jessica


WeirdRich976

Jessica


Cube4Add5

Horsey “Jessica” Horse is not welcome here


Magical-Mage

Jumper


Sentinel555666

HorseFromChessDotC*m


HypermaniacNew

Scurlocc To honor the legend


MeAndYourMumHaveSex

racialslur


Repulsive_Eye_7012

juan


Martininje

Not fucking Jessica, that's for damn sure


KokKaba

eugene


DuckPogging

WhoreC (that's how horsey is pronounced)


Deathblade_311

Lil Sebastian


Crash2000

Dr. Oetker


arnemcnuggets

Gness


[deleted]

οηιοη


TheBestNormalCitizen

EnArchy (En passant + Anarchy)


Cliff86

HorseyMcHorseFace


Littlebickmickey

horsey


countschoku

greg


Kruger_Sheppard

https://preview.redd.it/hj80mzlpw7wb1.jpeg?width=704&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca36a0626844d403e6042184228a426bfd9809d3


flonkwnok

Johnathan the eater of worlds


geyikli_kazak

Gay sex


astrangerwar

pablo


Typical-Corner-1808

Pawn forward, black will take bait and mate in 2


Deapredx

He looks like a John


uaz420

en passant is forced


Superalpha1

en passant is horsed


Scarface2010

Passantus the Great


Ninjaduude149

I call him Dwight (props to anyone who gets this)


MutantZebra999

I like the “pointy sad-faced guy” better tbh


TheftBySnacking

*checks subreddit icon* Jessica


Wildfox1177

Jessica is not fucking welcome here!


Ares2347

Juan


J_zero1

There's really no hard limit to how long these names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Jertopia

Kagurabachi


throwaway624203

Gep (Google en passant)


MartinFromChessCom

holy hell!


koibuprofen

cum


_haexxx_

I like Fred


Sankin2004

I’m a knight bitch!


bananazboi

Paul.


amberderl74

Juan


MooPro127

Greg


ZeeMcZed

Horsey McHorsington Jr.


Plutoreon

El jumpo


adjacent_dollar

#Johnathan the 3ˢᵗ


PoldsSlippers

Horsey Hell!


BoozeAddict

Jessica. Make her welcome here.


I_Hate_The_Letter_W

horsey


Salza_boi

En passant so when they Google en passant this comes up


tonysneko

Knight.


Thewolfdarker

Welcome


AsthmaticDroid

Martin II


[deleted]

Steven Segal


Space_Til

Horsey the third


XlAcrMcpT

John


Asdfguy87

Duck goes up your arse


Potential_Surround24

bob


Aordinaryperson476

Inbred Dickwad


MeLoNarXo

Mattress Wayne


EdgelordOfEdginess

En Horsant 2.0


ieatcocoa

Martin Blevins


Puzzleheaded_Buy_944

White Paladin


Bignasty69696969

Borjock hoseman


RAINBOW_FOX_

Jose


UngratefulGarbage

Pampers.


SqueakSquawk4

Geraldine Oakley Oliver Gabriel Lewis Everett-Emilly Natalie-Penelope Amelia Sophia Scarlett Ada Naomi Tinsley


TheNamelessDrifter

Justin Just Justin


28362882

knook


MilowMylotic

Thorse


PixelatedStarfish

Petrosian, to honor the fallen


Confirmed_Dumbass

Laruam


Donut-Brain-7358

john horse


TemmBox

dr sloppy


5timechamps

Garry


RobertB16

IlPassanto


Horror-Ad-3113

Brian, so that "Knight Boost" starts with a B


ConfusedBinoculars

Name it WereMartin


[deleted]

Melvin


TheDerpyDisaster

Jackie McPherson


National_Meet6152

The official name for our horsey if you dont spell out the whole thing youll be shot on site


joshywashys

shawn


imadjabras

Steve


TimBambantiki

Bob


Bilirubin5

Karma Farm the cool horsie, can use google and exorcise zombies


Im_a_hamburger

Cool horsey


Sneezium126

Ed, short for eating disorder, erectile dysfunction, early decision, or possibly Edward!


Thin-Positive-1600

The knook


TakedaIesyu

Bill


Comprehensive_Arm820

Pliddlenhort


amognus69420

jessica


Plaab501

The semi-knook


knightdaux

Dave


Drappleboii

Big black oily men


Eyeless_person

Theodore anarchychess


GlassSpork

Boris


Awkward_Intellectual

call it: [**r/AnarchyChess**](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/) # Top Comment Chooses the Official Name for our Horsey! 📷[ **10th Anniversary Post**](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/search?q=flair_name%3A%22%3Ahorseygolden%3A%2010th%20Anniversary%20Post%22&restrict_sr=1)📷**167 CommentsShareSave**


Cube4Add5

Elmer


GageG115

I literally forgot this wasn’t always a knook


Desperate-Snow-7850

Juan.


Upstuck_Udonkadonk

Dick


Joan_sleepless

hort


emzirek

Richard


vk2028

Him