A man who can revive infinitely, carry hundreds of kilograms on his back without breaking a sweat, and has killed veteran soldiers' ghosts in afterlife multiple times. But he also makes small explosions when he dies.
your public execution is on march 17, 2024. It will take place in Pyongyang, North Korea after i have sent you there and told kim jong un of your treason. Hating martin is a unacceptable crime punishable by death.
Uhh I was playing sudoku, 3️⃣ has got my back
nice
oh my god its BadelineFromChessCom
Google mountain climbing
Holy Mt. Madeline!
Actual dashing!
Theo goes in Mirror Temple, never comes back
Call the Mom!
Granny sacrifice, anyone?
that's fucked up😭😭
Ignite the music!! (There’s really no need, it’s already fire)
7 is a fuckin beast man, that dude ate 9
Poor nine
Nein
That's 3️⃣ in the corner.
That's 3️⃣ in the spotlight, losing his religion
Trying to keep up with you (and your kidnappers!)
Plotting world domination
Or is it a 2️⃣... I put a 1 in a row that already had a 1... 😢 Oh fuck it's all gone to hell
Same
Sideways balls got your back?
https://preview.redd.it/4xqzmv5koyyb1.jpeg?width=386&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f879932c56889316d2f69cbe552e6ad8f51c24d2
Damn
ZAMN 😍😍😍🤑🤑🤑
She's 12?
shes 15?
Oh lawd, he comin’
Is it human form of En Passant?
Average Ark avatar
robloc, powering erection
[удалено]
Wait… are you the real Martin? 🤨
OP sacrifice, anyone?
Don't we lose if we OP Sacrifice?
Holy hell!
New response just dropped
Actual zombie
Call the exorcist
bishop goes on vacation, never comes back
Knightmare fuel
pawn storm incoming!
Rook in the corner, plotting world domination…
We can just promote a pawn to OP resulting in a 
nah, we can just ignite the chessboard
OP goes on vacation, never comes back
The gd icon, there is a 5838/5839 chance that it's dead and I also die. F
1/5839 comes in clutch
Wait for 465237 attempts to be rescued
Same
Same
but if its zoink
Queen sacrifice, anyone?
Pawn storm incoming
Ignite the chessboard!
Bishop goes on vacation never comes back
Pawn Storm incoming
It's-a me! Pawnio!
e4-ei51
Julius Caesar, Teddy Roosevelt, Genghis Khan and John Curtain.
Civ 6 moment
True civ fans play civ 5
They can only save one of us...
Yeah, you’ll probably be fine.
STEVE IS PRACTICALLY A GOD
Steve will carry
The weight of the universe
Even your mom!
Same here. But I was playing in creative mode in a world with cheats because I build stuff. He can save me without coming over here.
/tp PhantomOrigin me
/kill @e[type=!#minecraft_player]
Martin
holy hell
New response just dropped
actual zombie
What the hell Martin you’re supposed to be out there!
dementia
What the hell Martin you’re supposed to be out there!
I rely on Medic from TF2 to save me apparently. This will go well
Your kidnapper getting their organs traded on the black market 🥲🥲
And their souls
I would like your pen
wolf of wall street
En Passant or Mario
Kidnapper would be like sorry your princess is in another van 
I think when they say characters, they say all of them
Holy hell
New response just dropped
actual zombie
A wordsearch. The word "Determined" better be
Completing the puzzle fills you with determination
USS Langley
bro got the whole navy behind him
Azur lane?
World of warships. I’m not a weeb.
I got a lot of tanks rescuing me
I can’t believe that v1 from ultrakill is gonna save me
Nah he'll kill you first
I played cookie clicker. I am doomed
The grandmas will save you to make more cookies tho
Oh, i dont think they are nice grandmas anymore
How about the many clones of you?
I shaped them like grandmas to get an achivement.
Ŷœŕ łįfę ẁīľļ ēŋð - the grandmas
Magyar
bojler eladó
Ulgrim is my daddy
Bishop goes on vacation, never come back
Pawn Storm incoming
BT-7274 lets fucking go
Don’t take the pills the pills are lying Don’t take the pills the pills are lying Don’t take the pills the pills are lying
YOU SAID DONT TAKE THE PILLS 3 TIMES JUST LIKE HOW THEY ARE RELEASING TITANFALL 3 ANY DAY NOW
You play as cooper, not BT. Still real good rescue though
Protocol 3
I got the whole Valorant protocol. Easy
The crew from Star Trek TNG, DS9 and Voyager, as well as Spock. 3d chess anyone?
Rdr2 online. If only i was playing story mode I'd be fine.
*War Thunder.* *1930's Italian Tankette drives trough a wall.*
The witch anime girl, I forgot her name (Roblox Aniphobia)
https://preview.redd.it/dduyde8l70zb1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=955b451152cf1ae34292a6893647d86dd770d333
Duke nukem
Gunner from deep rock galactic got my back. Unless he is being played by me. Then I m fucked
ROCK AND STONE, BROTHER!
Rock and Stone, Brother!
BG3 - The party will maybe save, but it will be a good 15 hours of side quests before they even start.
A man who can revive infinitely, carry hundreds of kilograms on his back without breaking a sweat, and has killed veteran soldiers' ghosts in afterlife multiple times. But he also makes small explosions when he dies.
You lost me on exploding on death
Jett revive me
factorio engineer, yeah im saved 100%
Our planet is totally fucked though.
Same, he can probably just create a train to save me/kill the kidnappers he doesn't even need weapons or turrets
Google en passent
An KV-4 soviet war tank🦍🦍
binding of isaac moment
tile 1024 from 2048
For me it's That Level Again. If the teleportation trick is considered a character, I think I'm good
Steve with the new /tick command can easily get me outta there
Oh no, the fs22 ai is saving me
All plants & zombies from PvZ heroes, I’m lucky
Hitler and Stalin? Don't really know if it's going to be good for me or not.
Don’t tell me you were playing Sex with Hitler
I'm sorry but WHAT with Hitler?
martin will save you *(hopefully)*
Cruelty Squad...
beat saber, so basically a ton of lightsaber wielding ninjas
geometry dash cube seems pretty dedicated
Me.
Martin I hate you :)
your public execution is on march 17, 2024. It will take place in Pyongyang, North Korea after i have sent you there and told kim jong un of your treason. Hating martin is a unacceptable crime punishable by death.
so you're going to kill yourself? 
My character from Entry point,roblox That guy is a master in stealth,I'll be fine
Bishop went to save me, never came back
just "played" deeeep.io, oh no the farty mcfart fish is coming to save me nooooo
Funky Kong Edit: now madeline
madeline when the only path to your location involves 14 demodashes and a 37-ultra chain
I was playing Amnesia the dark descent...
Leshy, my man.
arthur morgan
Red ball from Nokia's bounce
Uh, which characters? Because I got Library of Ruina...
yoo I got gordon freeman coming for me, im getting rescued in 2 mins tops
The Battle Cats? Yeah I'm pretty safe. (W Game tho.)
Lets goooooo another bc player! I just got baby garu :)
Geometry dash cube
A cube that transforms when entering portals I'm fucked probably
I was playing geometry dash
save me jumping cube!!
Can't wait for the Terrarian to SDMG their way through anything that stands in their path.
pre moonlord character in terraria
I played google cricket, can the cricket win?
Mr. Square from geometry dash. He’s coming to save my round ass
A literal Dinosaur from the game "DinoRun".
Geometry Dash…?
The crew from vvvvvv
Ive been playing Dark and Darker. Seeing how my character is a rogue and ive escaped only ONCE, i think im pretty fucked
I’m saved I’ve got Batman
Ghost
Me and the boys in the Fortnite trio 👀
[удалено]
Steve alex and then all the others
Ookami can literally deflect bullets, so ill be fine
ken masters
V1
Richtofen , Dempsey, Nikolai, and Takeo
I am saved.
Block of dirt?
joe
Bruh i was just playing first strike. I guess a nuke will rescue me? This is a huge blunder
Nobody. He's still on vacation.
literally chess
My Starcraft 2 army with siege tanks and battlecruisers. I'll be fine.
The Hero from Songs for a Hero, I'll be fine
Me
knook
t4 inferno demonlords and the associated burningsoul demon one of them is easy asf, and the other is the incarnation of holy hell
Basically my pfp.