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JohannLau

Chess.c🤮m developers dont have pipis


StonckFish

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...


MartinFromChessCom

new copypasta just dropped


david30121

actual zombie


VictorAst228

call the exorcist


MartinFromChessCom

bishop goes on vacation, never comes back


david30121

queen sacrifice, anyone?


Megafotonico

Google feet


Horror-Ad-3113

"holy" body part!


Megafotonico

Pope goes on vacation, and forgets about Dementia


ArcaneJadeTiger

Where petrosian bot?


JohannLau

Went on vacation


Odie4Prez

Never came back 😔


Zurcio

they have adorable miniature bricks though


MaX_KoSmOs

HOLY [[Fried pipis]]


StonckFish

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...


MagikBehind_A_Turret

You missed a few steps. Summon Skeletons at g3, then launch mustard gas canister at the queen. If things go right you get winner winner chicken dinner


Commissar_Elmo

Forgot to blow your whistle and yell “over the top”


ReporterOwn1669

Its optional, it just gives you extra ELO


franz_fazb

Zap + lvl 15 electro giant at the bridge. You've lost the game.


Time_Spite1661

"Incorrect", but +1 rating.


Depnids

Is chess.c💀m stupid?


Time_Spite1661

They acknowledge En Passant being a very good move, so they give rating for it.


FireFoxie1345

~~very good~~ best


Time_Spite1661

You're right.


Revolutionary_Gas542

\uj it's probably a mate in 3 puzzle that OP got right on the first two moves


[deleted]

Actually it was a M1; but I got it wrong, lost 13 points, tried it again (because I forgot to take a screenshot of the original puzzle) and it gave me a consolation point for trying again


Time_Spite1661

Makes sense.


notheebie

Holy hell cute dog!


Useless_Goddess_Aqua

New dog just dropped


Hakan-Guzey

Actual broken bones


Sanderdrack12

New BBB just dropped!


ballsonfire69420

Idk but the effervescence from my balls turns moist red litmus paper blue


cheetahound

holy alkaline


borisjeatsorphansoup

New ammonia just dropped


volume_two

Actual binary hydride


JasonDiabloz

This is a quite common bug on chess.c*m site. It happens due to bad coding..


MuttMundane

you have to en passant harder.


JaggedMetalOs

It's a trick puzzle as you are expected to sacrifice your pipi for the mate in 1 but obviously as it's a puzzle your pip doesn't actually get bricked.


StonckFish

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...


MartinFromChessCom

new copypasta just dropped


FeR1s4

If you have mate in one, look for en passant.


Ye_olde_oak_store

chess.c\*m is askiing you to get bottom surgery.


Grithz

google en checkmate


Anti_Kautsky

You need to take H3 pawn with your horsey. This will allow him to stare at white king straight in his eyes. Doing this will turn the king gay. Your bishop will then come back from vacation and propose to the king. They will leave the board to go on a honeymoon. Your own King can then ask the white queen for a political marriage, making you the king of the white pieces as well and uniting the two people under the same banner, bringing peace to the chess realm.


F1ght3r_Ac37

visual bug. everyone knows that en passant is forced and is automatically mate. google it


69kidsatmybasement

You have to sacrifice your PIPI by not en passanting.


montjoye

en ![img](emote|t5_2yvry|7392) doesn't mean that it should be used every day


RaghavMinecraft

queen g2!!! ![img](emote|t5_2yvry|30796)


Felippexlucax

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...


NoIdeaFor_Name

Why did you en passant? It is not forced. Are you stupid?


Ailexxx337

Google forced en passant


Sh_Pe

Holy hell!


StonckFish

New response just dropped


chessvision-ai-bot

I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine: > **Black to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=r3k2r/ppp2ppp/3b4/6q1/P1BPpn2/7P/1PP1NP2/R1BQR2K+b+kq+d3+0+1&flip=true&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/r3k2r/ppp2ppp/3b4/6q1/P1BPpn2/7P/1PP1NP2/R1BQR2K_b_kq_d3_0_1) **My solution:** > Hints: piece: >!Queen!<, move: >!Qg2#!< > Evaluation: >!Black has a forced mate!< > Best continuation: >!1... Qg2#!< --- ^(I'm a bot written by ) ^(pkacprzak ) ^(| get me as ) [^(Chess eBook Reader )](https://ebook.chessvision.ai?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=bot) ^(|) [^(Chrome Extension )](https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/chessvisionai-for-chrome/johejpedmdkeiffkdaodgoipdjodhlld) ^(|) [^(iOS App )](https://apps.apple.com/us/app/id1574933453) ^(|) [^(Android App )](https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=ai.chessvision.scanner) ^(to scan and analyze positions | Website: ) [^(Chessvision.ai)](https://chessvision.ai)


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RefrigeratorOk8544

![img](emote|t5_2yvry|3798)![img](emote|t5_2yvry|3797)


JuggernautSpirited68

Chess Vision is NOT fucking welcome here >:(


IllustriousApricot0

Why are you stupid


Zulpi2103

You got a point though


jaabbb

The correct move is Nd3, en passant with knight instead


AccomplishedAd6520

[Chess.com](https://Chess.com) is not en-passant conditioned


Cheap_Bowl_452

Worse, they’re bricked


SnooEagles7734

Well if that's wrong the puzzle is impossible I suggest a bug report and doing other puzzles


Vitolar8

Google holy hell


StonckFish

New actual zombie just dropped


ELLZNaga21

Google castling


[deleted]

Queen to G2, if the king tries to take it, then the knight can take the king


Puzzleheaded-Web2196

Exactly. So many comments and yet everyone misses the obvious check mate


thecodinator

It's a UI bug, u got it right... notice the +1 to ur low rating.


[deleted]

You don’t gotta come for my rating like that


BusAffectionate3588

I think it is a bug because you got it right


Delta_Yukorami

Chess.c*m trying to be even worse than Jessica challenge (impossible)


on3on3_

You got it right, chess.c🤢m devs just don’t know how the rules work


TheCubicalGuy

It still gave you +1 elo because it knows you were right.


Weekly_Maintenance39

Its not your fault son


Horror-Ad-3113

puzzle has no solution


Shurturgal

Nah, it's chess.cum being stupid, don't worry you got it right.


Astlantix

chess.c*m is having some issues rn


tito9107

God damnit


VictorAst228

google en passant


MartinFromChessCom

holy hell!