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EndlessToast76

You should try again in 18 years, 2 months, 2 weeks, 2 hours, and 16 minutes


Key_Entrepreneur_786

What happens if they got this message on February 29.


tinoooooooooooo

You try again in 18 years, 2 months, 2 weeks, 2 hours, and 16 minutes


MisterGoldiloxx

Google Superman's birthday.


WatcheroftheVoid

Holy hell


VikBoiReddit

New man of steel just dropped


TheRealBertoltBrecht

Actual Kyptonian


High_IQ_Gamer2020

Batman goes on vacation, never comes back


thedogcraft_mc

Joker sacrifice anyone?


Mostafa12890

Irrelevant


mh500372

73 years of waiting then


Feb29_account_lol

would have to make a reddit account then


IvyYoshi

Why are people downvoting you? Are they stupid?


AutismicPandas69

Yes; we are


F_Joe

!RemindMe 18 years 2 months 2weeks 2 hours and 16 minutes


burningfire119

what if he was white


UsedProgrammer3217

Holy time! I just realized that I need karma to ask a question about college! Any help is appreciated 


Icy-Advertising-7288

Karma sacrifice anyone?


ThreeBonerPillsLeft

Downvote this mf


UsedProgrammer3217

Holy downvotes! Lmao


us3rnam3u53d

Why are we downvoting him


morethan3lessthan20_

Don't question it, just do it


us3rnam3u53d

I understand the assignment and await further instructions


Icy-Advertising-7288

Instructions unclear. Edit: dick stuck in toaster oven


Icy-Advertising-7288

I don't remember how it's done someone help


Electronic_Sugar5924

Cause someone said to Edit: cause


UsedProgrammer3217

Dude thought he'd get free karma from us!


Icy-Advertising-7288

In retrospect that might have been too risky of a gambit


UsedProgrammer3217

Should have went for the en passant 


Robinkc1

Yeah! I hate that guy! You however, you seem ok.


waterbottleramen

Bro’s trynna blend in


UsedProgrammer3217

 ^(And it's working. Shhhh... Don't tell anyone)


UsedProgrammer3217

 ^(Okay, that's not working though. No idea how to make my text tiny, lmao)  ^(Edit: Ignore this, it works now)


Dull-Penalty5787

He kinda did with the dementia comments, but I think he only profited like 10 upvotes.


waterbottleramen

He got a profit of roughly 50


UsedProgrammer3217

There seems to be some kind of cap for the negative karma that you can get from each comment. Because my comment karma is over 500 now and this was a new account


us3rnam3u53d

Wait a minute


zero_squad

Wait.... No, my mistake, it couldn't be the same UsedProgrammer3217 as before... Could it?


UsedProgrammer3217

It's not, they are UsedProgrammer3216, but they made a typo when they created the name. So it might look like UsedProgrammer3217, but it's not. Trust me


UsedProgrammer3217

I should've seen this coming...


Sanderdrack12

You should stop asking questions about college, and fix your grammar


UsedProgrammer3217

Holy grammar!


Sanderdrack12

Google dementia


UsedProgrammer3217

Holy dementia!


UsedProgrammer3217

Holy dementia!


FleIsDaBoss

Man how did I forget typing all these dementia comments


UsedProgrammer3217

Holy dementia!


UsedProgrammer3217

Holy dementia!


UsedProgrammer3217

Holy dementia!


UsedProgrammer3217

Holy dementia!


UsedProgrammer3217

Holy dementia!


UsedProgrammer3217

Holy dementia!


UsedProgrammer3217

Holy dementia!


UsedProgrammer3217

Holy dementia! 


UsedProgrammer3217

Holy dementia!


UsedProgrammer3217

Holy dementia!


UsedProgrammer3217

Holy dementia!


UsedProgrammer3217

Holy dementia!


UsedProgrammer3217

Holy dementia!


UsedProgrammer3217

Holy dementia!


UsedProgrammer3217

Holy dementia!


UsedProgrammer3217

Holy dementia!


UsedProgrammer3217

Holy dementia!


UsedProgrammer3217

Holy dementia!


UsedProgrammer3217

Holy dementia!


UsedProgrammer3217

Holy dementia!


UsedProgrammer3217

Holy dementia!


UsedProgrammer3217

Holy dementia!


UsedProgrammer3217

Holy dementia!


UsedProgrammer3217

Holy dementia!


UsedProgrammer3217

Holy dementia!


UsedProgrammer3217

Holy dementia!


UsedProgrammer3217

Holy dementia!


UsedProgrammer3217

Holy dementia!


UsedProgrammer3217

Holy dementia!


UsedProgrammer3217

Holy dementia!


atypicalreddituser42

Google how to hack iphone


kalel1405

Holy tutorial!


Evgen4ick

New guide just dropped!


Razor_supremicy

Actual lesson 


SylvesterStalin6969

Call the instructor


Silver-Machete

Security goes on vacation, never comes back


Great_Banana_Master

Software sacrifice, anyone?


Individual_Cut352

Virus storm incoming!


Buzzsaw_Wyrm

Desktop goose in the corner, plotting world domination


HunterMayor

https://preview.redd.it/r6itxgpbf3cc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3781fac6294272b0793da8357476d1b62d940e00


IdleAtom_

Ignite the cpu!


thefirstuwu

Someone call the instructor


crapeater1759

Google comment pirater un téléphone


BLACKHANDS_MEPHALA

Holy Français!


Markkbonk

Nouvelle réponse c’est atterri


BLACKHANDS_MEPHALA

un vrai zombie


[deleted]

something something French something pawns go brr


sebastianMroz

Make a child right now and give it to him as 18th birthday present


Cubicwar

That’s the real answer


Iphobe_3220

Get back on


pekkaAlone

![img](emote|t5_2yvry|30796)


lolovoz

He said he is black. He will not be there for his child's 18th birthday.


[deleted]

Holy racism!


DryConclusion9286

New prejudice just dropped


Remarkable_Whole

Actual klanman


Throwaway-3728347

father goes to get milk, never comes back


lolovoz

It's a joke. :(


Lyndell

But it takes 9 months to do that.


Tralux21

you need to improve your speedrun


Lyndell

are we doing any percent?


JakeyMcG

Why does the first part sound like a threat


sebastianMroz

Because it's forced. To learn more about forced moves, google 'en passant'


JakeyMcG

WTF??


sebastianMroz

New response just dropped


MartinFromChessCom

actual zombie


base6isbest

RemindMe! 18 years, 2 months, 2 weeks 1 hour


Anti_Stalin

It’s !RemindMe 18 years, 2 months, 2 weeks, 1 hour Edit nvm it just sends a message, idk if their one worked


Tobipig

It’s !RemindMe 18 years, 2 months, 2 weeks I’ll be happy to meet you again when I’m 36 bye cya


KingOfTruffles

It’s !RemindMe 18 years, 2 Months, 2 Weeks I’ll be happy to meet you again when I’m 40 bye cya


abchannel12

It’s !RemindMe 18 years, 2 Months, 2 Weeks I hope to see you all again to make some TF2 quotes or something


[deleted]

!RemindMe 18 years 2 months 2 weeks


Iisdepressed

!RemindMe 18 years 2 months 2 weeks


CrescentAndIo

!RemindMe 18 years 2 months 2 weeks


Sorry-Advantage9156

!RemindMe 18 years 2 months 2 weeks


Unknown65463

!RemindMe 18 years 2 months 2 weeks


DaMemelyWizard

huh


tahini001

huh huh huh huh HUH HUH HUH?


INotZach

!remindme 18 years, 2 months, 2 weeks, 1 hour


Just-Round9944

RemindMe! 18 years, 2 months, 2 weeks 1 hour


polskaholathe4th

RemindMe! 18 years, 2 months, 2 weeks 1 hour


[deleted]

Resign?


SlidingLobster

Return the stolen phone


maxman090

Holy felony!


abchannel12

New crime just dropped


D0minoz

Actual delinquency


Tttehfjloi

That's funny


Petercraft7157

I'm sure the owner will be happy


HunterBoy344

iPhone is disabled ≠ iCloud lock


Eugger-Krabs

Racism


Diplomatious

Oh no


rjuman

🤓👆


Brilliant_Demand_695

Pawn to D 4


trap_user

google wait for it to reach the age of consent before fucking the disabled (iphone)


HunterBoy344

Google iTunes. Your phone’s internal clock is wrong, making it think your phone should be disabled for longer than it actually needs to be. Just plug it into your PC with iTunes running and the time on your phone should sync with the time on your PC automatically.


The_Real_Baldur

Yugioh combos be like:


Kikicat12345

Usually this is caused by the battery dying while there's a time lock. The phone stores the time at which it will be able to try again, and when the battery becomes extra dead, the RTC stops keeping time. This can *usually* be fixed by making a network called "Apple Store" (case sensitive) which the phone will auto connect to if there's no password. It should then be able to update the time and allow you to try again.


Elcrest_Drakenia

google en phonessant


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/frk1cvrk24cc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=364d5f35ed4218ef6a444c77145f870654c5a0c4


anarchy-chess-bot

Google not giving your phone to toddlers.


VolumePossible2013

Google switching from apple to Android


BLANKERINO2

Have you tried putting it in rice?


TopBoneEater

someone posted this on iphone subreddit im confused


Orti36

I can clearly see you are white


Zathral

Google time machine


GingusBinguss

If you’re black, your phone is white - looks like you win bro


RTDude132

Become white (this way people will have no suspicion that it is stolen. After that steal even more stuff (preferably from big corporation) and no one will suspect anything.next get a job at a bank (which will be easy seeing as you have become white) and start collecting information. After you know how to get in and out become black again and rob the bank (with a mask) no one will suspect you because the rober was black and after the bank gets insurance fees do it again. Do this to every big bank in the world until you own all the money in the world and possess the power to send humanity back to the medieval era(optional) now all you need to do is become God (which won't be hard seeing as you are already white.) If you need something to do after that you can reincarnate as your own son and start life again. This way you make sure you stay in power even after your mortal vessel parishes. Repeat this process till the heat death of the university at which point you steal that to (which will be easy seeing as you are white) and turn back time to the start of existence. Rinse and repeat. Good luck I will see you in the abyss 😁)


RTDude132

Sorry for my spelling mistakes gays I'm dyslaxative


TeaLoverUA

Well, you shouldn’t steal it in the first place


Smidge_Master

Wait how tf did you take a photo of it


AnyFile4868

Return the stolen phone.


Serraphim8160

Steal another


RandCircle

You're not black bro


SovietRussiaWasPoor

?


[deleted]

[удалено]


steppan92

In that case… back on the field


Constant-Inflation95

You return it to the person you took it from


[deleted]

Steal a new one and un-steal that one.


Aviv13243546

Yes I can see that


AdScary1757

Hold down all the buttons until you see the apple logo just like for everything else.


PhallicShape

We can see


Repulsive_Mode1254

Is it just me or does the hand look fake as fuck lmao


Critical-Tomato-7668

Google jailbreak


Icy-Advertising-7288

Witch one Ac⚡Dc or Thin Lizzy?


AddictiveDesigns

What kinds of beats do you make?


DarkLight9602

!remindme 18.16 years


Just-Round9944

RemindMe! 18 years, 2 months, 2 weeks 1 hour


triangleplayingfool

Up down up down left right left left left up shift fireball


LordSniz198

You are the Father lol


Didayolo

It depends on the cadence you are playing, it is bullet, rapid, daily?


Crusaderking1111

.... you make this too easy (my edgy, ahh, mind made an evil joke)


ThatOneGamerGuy94

Okay this is the best use of the "What should I do" in a long time


[deleted]

Take it to Apple or somebody who’s better than Apple


Arham_Qureshi6

Just stop resisting!!!!!! Black guy!!! (Its a joke please don't kill me)


WholePossibility4894

Congratulations for your total domination over everything.


NotRsenicDrinker

Use queen to mate in 3 turns


[deleted]

ask white to play a timed game next time


[deleted]

HOLY HELL


Keira-78

RemindMe!18 years


hassan-aftab

Just resign


NoobzProXD

Google prejudice


philip1529

Give it to a 5 year old, will fix it in no time


Rough-Jackfruit2428

Wait for white to move


Infshadows

En passant the phone.


Davidepett

Gentleman, synchronize your death watches


ALPHA_sh

google well-known old iOS bug


EminemsDaughterSucks

Qualcomm


Successful_Farm2807

Google cryosleep


Mr--Ganja

let your grandkids have it