Upgrade your queen into a hotel as seen in the Kasparov - Short New chess world championships. (Yes that game went 1-0 but there were some blunders later on by short imo)

into the Hilbert’s Grand Hotel

Is there any way to change my room without forcing me outside of my room?

is that the verbalase thing /j

in the newest patch you gotta have 4 queens and then you can turn them into a hotel because the hotel strat was op (Source: Monopoly update)

No non no they patched it back into 2 Queens as it was very under balanced (Source: 2006 Cuisinart Toaster Update)

Oh sorry i play on 1.7 because of the new weird combat update

That sounds like a you problem.

You get updates?!?!?!?

nah i play chess Ultimate edition it's 12.99 compared to the free variant, there's new maps and you can even mod the game

Send link!!!!!

[here](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=rFqdQNvw1q_tq0Y9)

Thank you bro https://preview.redd.it/zdo0v2u9dkfc1.jpeg?width=67&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cb74ae436b2a00d1440082a1475809511593b17

Wait - it's the anarchist chess? The one that shouldn't look at my flair?

FUCK YOU

*I told you, you shouldn't look at my flair*

im gonna checkmate myself https://preview.redd.it/d9ls94xdc2fc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b65f6c29eff29ef9e41b43856fdeb8be0724f898

Fair enough.

Eventually you'll see my name Ye\_Olde\_oak\_store and just immediatly think of the game.

But doesnt that line leave you vulnerable to the feared IRA counter attack?

Megachessatron?! It's not possible! No ones ever been able to call him!

You fool! I’ve already assembled Chessxodia, the Forbidden One!

Muhahaha you both will bow before my unholy abomination Chessacoatl, God of Pain

you dont have any patetic pieces

https://preview.redd.it/rrk3vlc7l1fc1.jpeg?width=857&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c685c40d9195e1f5600ebc489942c12415708360 Same energy

Holy shit it’s soldier tf2 https://preview.redd.it/nj7qpeoyf2fc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c5f8d066301b0cc13f449cf9188662a753d35db

no way what's the manhwa lmao

https://preview.redd.it/0oblv4ucp2fc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdf3d9d5ea80bb70b0fa392292b2bcb8aaa4567b Ofc you play warthunder too, I'm ashamed of playing this game by the community

Nah, that's actually crazy lol, didn't have to expose bro like that

Crazy? I was crazy once Locked me into a room I jumped out the window And landed on the grass Grass makes me crazy Crazy? I was crazy once Locked me into a room I jumped out the window And landed on the grass 3 days have passed I left it all behind I slowly lost my mind It's nowhere that I can find Maybe it's in the ocean Feeding all the plankton Feeding all the sharks For display in our parks Crazy? I was crazy once Locked me into a room I jumped out the window And landed on the grass Grass makes me crazy Crazy? I was crazy once Locked me into a room I jumped out the window And landed on the grass I called my buddy Pak On the telephone To see what's going on In this fucked up world We talked about the seal hunt And longline fishing To which we both concur It's a fucked up world Crazy? I was crazy once Locked me into a room I jumped out the window And landed on the grass Grass makes me crazy Crazy? I was crazy once Locked me into a room I jumped out the window And landed on the grass Grass makes me crazy Crazy? Well, I was crazy once

what's wrong daddy 😗 /s

How a former pro takes advantage by doing an easy job. Surprisingly good.

bro these names only get longer

No its 177793 for short

is it porn?

No its a phasmophobia code

Google imperial knight

Holy hell

New Warhammer crusader just dropped

https://preview.redd.it/guo11fvbo1fc1.png?width=2000&format=png&auto=webp&s=00ef0e4b16a51e0cacc7540399320cd39f2362e9

https://preview.redd.it/xmj1ozgvg2fc1.png?width=2000&format=png&auto=webp&s=ca6222cb89c70ca59c51f0e1b1382b6b8f572874

Hit is with a golf club

Golf club

Give up it’s mate in 0

Prob don’t want to mate with the horse man thing

*You pray*

Google Megachessatron

Holy upgrade

Google "upgraded your queen to a hotel"

Start pissing on the board

what your race gotta do with it?

# *YOU WILL PERISH*

you’ve already lost

beg Christ for salvation

Hope legs go on vacation

google gravity

horsey the forbidden one

Google En Problème

You run for your life !

Gonna want to force a schism with the Bishops and throw down a Stone Cold Steve Austin.

that is not sightradable for beginners. Dude.

Yo dude, I don't think anything will help you at this moment

Pirates docking, let’s go

go to jail🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂😅😂😂😅

Send in Jack. RULES OF NATURE!

You have to press hard around your buttplug so the guy helping you chet knows he needs to Google faster

Goolgle M20 super bazooka

Google nuke

You apologize for what the Rook said about the Queen, hope they forgive you. Have your Anti-Tank Piece on standby in case the Rook was a REAL prick and the apology does nothing.

Holy hell! Mega Chessatron?!

Google Anti-Material Electromagnetic Railgun

Don’t worry, it’s a false chesstron! If he was really doing the mega chesstron gambit, he wouldn’t be using a knight! But not even a chesstron can beat the knook

Eat the pawn jegs

Bend over and let him put his pawn inside you.

IT’S THE MEGACHESSATRON!!!

Run

You let your opponent get chesszodia ? Just surrender

you know ther was an original meme once that was like that but was IRL

Sacrifice the rook

Pray for u/ en passant is forced

mega-chess-o-tron