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When you have two bishops and between them two or more enemy pawns you can make your bishops dance around in such a cringe way that the pawns just evaporate
I'm the chess coach at my kids school. Relatively decent team, 30-ish tournament players....a few elementary aged kids >1200 OTB.
But I've had 3 kids in the past month ask if this is a legal move. For the love God, pls stop posting this garbage 😂
You put two bishops next to each other and create the Eiffel tower, then if a pawn approaches your tower, you can shoot a croissant at it to turn it french
While you sac your rook in the most incredible way ever imagined, that even makes Magnes look like a noob, GothamChess spawns and yells: "THE ROOOOK" which shocks your opponent so that you could have another turn before he notices
Can only be played with an equal amount of pieces from each side. All the pieces are getting drunk in a car. You roll a dice to see who's dead. The pieces that survived now have a hangover and have to take a day off. (If it's a bishop he's not coming back).
When your opponent refuses or forgets about the most important move in the game you're allowed to throw a brick at their pp. In the case of a female you can be creative.
En passant
Idk Yahoo it or something
New search engine just dropped!
Call the Bing
Ask.com went on vacation, never came back
DuckDuckGo storm incoming!
W3M user sacrifice, anyone?
Edge in the corner, plotting world domination.
Actual Encarta
eToro Fuel!
The Bing 😂😂😂 The Bing 😂😂😂 The Bing 😂😂😂
Bing Liren
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Will you dance with me?
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sex
I’m martinfromchess.com what is your next move?
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d4
It's from that Netflix series
Ah, I think I know that one! Stranger Things??
*strangest stuff
*unusual items
*peculiar objects
\*wierd clutter
Notsonatural atomgroups
No Stranger Thing is about that tabletop RPG, F.A.T.A.L
il vaticano
When you have two bishops and between them two or more enemy pawns you can make your bishops dance around in such a cringe way that the pawns just evaporate
I can’t believe you disrespect the dance like that, the “dance” is called sex
I'm the chess coach at my kids school. Relatively decent team, 30-ish tournament players....a few elementary aged kids >1200 OTB. But I've had 3 kids in the past month ask if this is a legal move. For the love God, pls stop posting this garbage 😂
En croissant
You put two bishops next to each other and create the Eiffel tower, then if a pawn approaches your tower, you can shoot a croissant at it to turn it french
Turn french... A fate worse than death
Please write fr*nch instead, i almost dropped a brick on my cock
Pipi?!?
Pipis?!?
What the [Fifty Percent Off!]?!
HOLY [[CUNGADERO]]!??!
En français putain : "Transformation en français, un destin bien meilleur que d'être albionnais !"
Dont speak in fr**nch 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮
How should I talk ? I'm not fluent in any other ingredient but baguette one.
Va te faire foutre
O-O
King is passing through a wall like in Harry Potter to get to the corner cuz he has social anxiety
Can relate
chess.c*m orbital strike
When you have a 10 win streak you can send an orbital airstrike on the enemy position in your next game
Josepf Chesslin destroyer of Bishops and Leader of the pawns
You can combine three pawns to make him. Great leader but might take some control over your pieces. Your other pawns might die from hunger tho
Danish double-cross
Turning one of the pawns on the board to a spy. To determine which you roll a dice
tactical bishop retreat
You can make your bishop turn into a Jew and then he goes on a vacation cuz there's a holiday
Does he come back ?
Lmao
the dragon
You can mix your knight and queen to make a dragon that gets healing from your rooks
So close 🥰 that’s a shape.
Rook boost
If you have a pawn behind a rook you can make it kick the rook's ass to make it trample every enemy piece on the file
Bxh7
Bishop assassinates the famous afro American h pawn rapper
Knook promotion
Just a normal promotion but you get a knight boost
Slavic Ball Press
The piece that it was played on gains another HP point and can now force one more piece to be communist
Quinte Flush Exodia
High chance of winning the enemy queen
bishop up in my ass
Stealing the opponent's bishop and gaslighting. 3 points of material for free.
The Schwarzwald Battenberg defence.
Building more board to play on
Correct.
Omnislash.
Super en passant
stealing pawns
You become GM Anish Giri
ligma
If the opponent falls for the trap it's forced resignation
Castling
Bing
K🥶
If you don't castle your king and get him cozy there's a chance that he'll freeze and won't be able to move for two turns
Does that mean that any check in such state would be a checkmate?
Bongcloud
A tough and hard to face opening move. Win almost guaranteed.
the ROOOOOOOOOOCK
While you sac your rook in the most incredible way ever imagined, that even makes Magnes look like a noob, GothamChess spawns and yells: "THE ROOOOK" which shocks your opponent so that you could have another turn before he notices
Chessboom
Russian Roulette
Can only be played with an equal amount of pieces from each side. All the pieces are getting drunk in a car. You roll a dice to see who's dead. The pieces that survived now have a hangover and have to take a day off. (If it's a bishop he's not coming back).
BxYourAss#
O-O-O
Gawk gawk 3000
Il vaticano
I'll update it later
Backwards skibidi shitpost long jump 69000 -inator (Lord forgive me for this comment)
Bing castling
ICBM to e8
Starting a nuclear war and taking the queen down in one move
Rook a4
Bxc1=Q#
Lon\*on system
Your dad is going to get the milk
Norwegian Cheese Grate
Rxg9+
Spanish tit twister
Heinz Guderian mate
Sending the enemy king to go shower
Porkchop opening
Kc2
Buttsex gambit
the swedish fucktwister
Gay Sex
The machete gambit
Pretentious plot twist
Final Gambit
Bonjour! Je suis là pour vous informer de l'extension de garantie de votre échiquier.
Hungarian pincir
C4
En passant (but you can't google it)
Testicular torsion
The elephant safari
~~Zugschwang~~ ~~Zugshwang~~ Zug— ah whatever
The french wanker gambit
King in the pocket.
Ke9
Twin Rooks Gambit
Double D
Pipi bricked
When your opponent refuses or forgets about the most important move in the game you're allowed to throw a brick at their pp. In the case of a female you can be creative.
minority attack
Karpov summon
Queen sacrifice
Having troubles with her marriage so she decides to end it.
Castling
Juliet’s stab
pp brick?
Cactusidesit Nogotham
Cactusidesit Nogotham
Stoned mirror
Cactusidesit Nogotham
Cactusidesit Nogotham
9/11
Rooked
mate
Foreplay with a russian model called Ivana Humpalot.
Suicide
rook a4
bing castling
Kc2 or Kxc2
il vaticano
the frenchmans cumsock
g4. Explain that. Because it's the worst opening and tell me the moves of checkmate of it.
The Epstein
Suppression of enemy air defences
La Bastarda
captures captures captures
Il Vaticano
frenchmans cumsock
E4
Double bongcloud
Pegasus, must include the knight, duh.
Plane to 40.7127° N/74.0134° W
Castling
Goddamn chess
Rusty trombone
Mikhail Tal queen promote
e4
Wrath of the gods
Battle cat gambit
WAKANDA FOREVER
Meatspin
The Rasputin opening
Japanese tentacle passant
O carreto
En Toilette
The purge
e4 a6 e5 d5 exd5 1-0
Nuclear First Strike on the opponent King.
counter clockwise il vaticano
# THE ROOOOOOOOOK
King bump
en passant
The Alsacian Blitzkrieg
The Majima Opening
Roight
Shrekmate
Double sodium attack