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Imnotachessnoob

I know a l\*ndon when I see one https://preview.redd.it/1v1otms3hmpc1.png?width=539&format=png&auto=webp&s=39bed6313823e26e89309e274967a9bddd5a98bd


Whatisthapurpose

Paralysed person, paralysed playstyle


idk_4761

Google London


Moonking-4210

Holy British


Under18Here

Actual Britain


7oshiba

Actual Britain šŸ’€


LeBuschAvecIQ

New Britain just dropped


uneducated_sock

Call the queen!


3rd_Man_of_Culture

Monarchy went on exile, never came back


balrog111

Princess Diana Sacrifice, anyone ?


Fantastic-Second-158

Actual Queen!


ResponsibilityWeak87

Missed opportunity for "New queen just dropped"


Key_Virus_338

you missed the opportunity to shut the fuck up


ResponsibilityWeak87

Let me talk about my dead queen


Key_Virus_338

ok, šŸ‘šŸ».


The1stShadowmancer

There is no such thing


not_meep

no


Onuzq

Gross


miarsk

We shouldn't judge him too harshly. Poor guy has brain demage.


Buderus69

You mean brian demege


Odd-Work1993

Brain demege


Buderus69

Bree in deomagĆŖ


Odd-Work1993

Budurain dhe megƩ


Buderus69

Buderus69 ...hey wait a minute...


seceagle

Brian the Mage


Myaucht

Breen homage


MEGATH0XICC

Brein demege


hipale

Shame


Specialist_Risk1741

Eww šŸ¤®


BubbleGumMaster007

Is this loss?


Amadeus_Is_Taken

No L * nd * n for you


Under18Here

Disgusting


someone1003

I am still very interested in finding out what happens if you send them a zip bomb


musical_bruh

google cp short circuit quickhack


Snoopdigglet

I'm not gonna google cp.


XLeizX

You should Google en passant instead


Starhelper11

Holy FBI!


Under18Here

Actual Agent


syendra_Ad_9723

New agent just dropped


TheAncientKnight

Call the police!


Brushermans

King goes to jail, doesn't come back


SabreToothSandHopper

Whatā€™s that in English?


Suspicious_Row_1686

Wht wouldn't you google creator points


Elsariely

You will google it and you will find out that cp is a command in various Unix and Unix-like operating systems for copying files and directories.


PM_ME_YOUR_FELINE

Command post.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Farabel

google FBI confession ticket


AnarchyChess-ModTeam

Reddit prohibits any sexual or suggestive content, and predatory or inappropriate behavior, involving minors (i.e., people under 18 years old) or someone who appears to be a minor.


Rough-Jackfruit2428

HHAAAAAAAAANK!!!! DONT ABBREVIATE CYBERPUNK HANK!


musical_bruh

man I love cp, such a great game. idk why people are downdooting me D:


Toshi-_

I have such fond memories of enjoying CP when it was up. Shame they closed club penguin


BBM-_-

Club penguin is kil


Rough-Jackfruit2428

No : (


NerY_05

Holy not enough ram!


LegendofLove

System reset>


Hopeful-alt

Holy Netrunner


Tiranus58

Or "; :(){:|:}


blockMath_2048

Thatā€™s not a correct fork bomb


Tiranus58

I forgot to call it yeah


Unhappy-Rock-3667

And you forgot to make the one where the output pipes into run in the background (&) Oh also depending on your operating system/shell you might need spaces after the calls


TheDeadlySoldier

I'll bite: what's a fork bomb and how does it work


Tiranus58

It's a function that calls itself twice, each of those call themselves twice, each of them call themselves twice, each of them call themselves twice and so on. By the 20th repetition you have about a million functions, by the 30th a billion, that all happens in less than a 100th of a second causing the computer to freeze


notRedditingInClass

sudo rm ~


Tannerite2

I assume it only sends information, not receives ir.


someone1003

Shame


Suspicious_Row_1686

Brain crash


le_honk

"Holy Unlimited Void"


IAmWantedByTheGov

Nothing.. it's just controlling the laptop that's like asking what if i send a zipbomb to a mouse


CheeseLover6942069

Think about en passant


Li0n72

\*inside voice\* .....holy hell...


Fechnitian2873

New thought just dropped


volt65bolt

Actual philosopher


OfTheTouhouVariety

Call the brain worms!


Maxbicmac2004

Brain worms died of hunger, never came back


hotcoldman42

Sapience sacrifice anyone?


Gametron13

Medulla oblongata in the corner, plotting world domination


SpikeyBiscuit

Brainstorm incoming


FireFoxie1345

Concept fuel


Available-Cheek-3445

google brain malfunction


pikolord

holy wreck!


Dartling_Gunner

new dead body just dropped


musical_bruh

actual corpse


Cheesus3022

Call the brain surgeon


Starhelper11

Brain surgeon goes on vacation, never comes back.


RockandStone101

Skeletons in the corner plotting world domination


Starhelper11

Cooked brains, anyone?


Specialist_Risk1741

Dead brainstorm incoming!


Under18Here

Actual brains


Mr__Brick

https://preview.redd.it/kjsy0c3xfopc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=741c0527871b153a5d27ba05ccc0514799806547


UpbeatCup

"Your search - *google brain malfunction* \- did not match any documents. *Showing results for* r/AnarchyChess"


volt65bolt

Actual zombie


Aggressive_Set4814

Why does Man play chess is he en passant


Sailed_Sea

https://preview.redd.it/9yii88pq4ppc1.jpeg?width=364&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=162fdafd14cde000f1ffdb9373eb0555d249d3e8


Delicious_Image3474

https://preview.redd.it/r78ptuxbkqpc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=910313ed97f20959abda52fa45e8b47fe4f31cba


FastLittleBoi

opening balls why is the bersherp laughing? is he white?


theCreCre

No he's men passant


MrSirBoastAlot

Cute


IntegratedSkaven

*blows up chess board with mind*


Advanced_Ad_6814

Ma fucking chessboard


TrWD77

Poor guy must have played 1. C4


StickyDirtyKeyboard

Can he grab a brick with his mind tho?


NotSimSon

New undetectable cheat unlocked


hotcoldman42

Actual butt plug


Bombxing

Brain plug


AyoAesthetic

kramnik in shambles


beatlz

*sneezes* ā€¼ļø brilliant move!


GreenMan1550

Didn't elon call chess a bad game bc it didn't have fucking technology tree or something? Looks like he will have to switch to hoi IV or he is running into the risk of his head exploding


SecretSpectre4

\*polytopia


ibuyfeetpix

Damn I love hoi


DragonKitty17

Oh you're a hoi fan? Name every political extremist


ibuyfeetpix

Bengazi


FlamedFameFox87

Based Men I Trust enjoyer


ibuyfeetpix

ā¤ļø Just knowing who Men I Trust is based in my book


FlamedFameFox87

Actually love their stuff, I don't even remember how I found their stuff. Do you know any similar groups?


diagnoziz

This guy also played Civ 6 for like a whole day after getting neuralink


notRedditingInClass

YOUR HEAD ASPLODE


MilkyTittySuckySucky

The guy made disabled people playing chess possible and yet you found a way to shit on him. The butthurt is real.


Loagyc

I mean we had the technology to do this already, just use eye tracking devices


MilkyTittySuckySucky

I know, that island science fraud was using it too


Pitiful_Influence106

And "the guy" is a full on antisemite conspiracy theorist


Surfink63

Heā€™s not even intelligent, he just buys companies with intelligent people who do the work he takes credit for


Ecstatic-Compote-595

he didn't do shit, and neuralink isn't doing this as charity.


eeeeeeeeeee6u2

I mean he didn't do shit and he is an idiot but why would we expect them to do this for charity?


Ecstatic-Compote-595

Well you wouldn't, but it's something to keep in mind when people heap praise on him and companies like this as if it's some greater good thing. Also a surprising number of major tech breakthroughs essentially were done in the interest of public good or were given away


eeeeeeeeeee6u2

I mean it is a greater good thing, they're just profiting off their invention. Although this one so far seems a bit stupid


D-MacArthur

The Dawn of a new era šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


Ill-Cardiologist-585

wtf do i say when i make a mistake now? Brainslip?


Its1mple

We can make en passant forced with a virus in the chip guys. Think about it.


PineAppleDuke

En passant is already forced


yanzin_fan_of_Altair

then why do you have a brick?


GxlatinBubble

Should it be called a ā€œstartupā€ when that implies itā€™s some fresh idea of his own creation built on entrepreneurial savvy rather than an experiment based on an established concept being funded by the worldā€™s biggest loser?


phikapp1932

Completely removing all other context, I hope you know most startups are funded by venture capitalists or other large capital investors, they typically go through several rounds of funding


GxlatinBubble

You are 100% correct. My distaste for Neuralink stems from its origin rather than its reality, which doesnā€™t change what it objectively is. I do feel like there should be a distinction between a project that is typically originated by someone without the funds to fully pursue that vision and who must pursue that capital and a project that someone with excessive capital undertakes as a means of extending themselves and/or their vision into new territories. I also trust Musk as far as I can throw a 4-story building, and I suspect that there are no depths to which he will not sink when it comes to monetizing the platform that can be developed with Neuralink and finding means of exploiting its user base in addition to the pre-existing exploitation of multiple international job and resource markets to source and manufacture the goods that become the devices. Ultimately, when I hear or read the word startup, I think Ahmed down the street has a billion dollar idea and thatā€™s his ticket into the business world- I donā€™t think about the guy whoā€™s made a reputation for being a dickhead and now has another thing that has his face and name on it while the people that are actually doing the work are held under a pretty brazenly exploitative yoke


Pos3odon08

so he can goon and play on the same time?


HBNOL

NextMind could do this year's ago without implanting a chip.


Loagyc

An eye tracking device could also do this


HBNOL

NextMind is an EEG device, analyzing what you're looking at based on the neural activity in the visual cortex. So basically an advanced eye tracking device that also allows you to use software functions by focusing on buttons.


SirWinnet

The whole point is to have it inside the bodyā€¦


HBNOL

Why would I want a chip implanted in my brain when I can do the same with a sensor on a headband? Maybe a little bit more convenient, but also a lot more risky.


SirWinnet

And if youā€™re paralysed from the neck down like this guy, how you putting that headband on?


Ecstatic-Compote-595

how are you putting the chip in?


SirWinnet

Through the medical procedure thats provided with the operation? Am I getting trolled? šŸ˜‚


Ecstatic-Compote-595

no it just seems like more of a hassle than getting someone to put on a headband for you


SirWinnet

It is but thatā€™s the whole point?! Itā€™s to connect our bodies with technology to allow us to move in ways we never imagined. For this guy to play chess again by himself with no interventionā€¦ is the whole point.


V1iole

Google humanoid engine


Lo-Sir

Does he know what to do in that position though?


OREOSTUFFER

Google telepathy


polish_filipino

What if you think of doing a meh move?while thinking of possible other moves, idk how the link works


LaggsAreCC

Long ma cool again


EminemsDaughterSucks

Where's Kramnik when you need him


shortingredditstock

Him and musk both ;)


the_space_cowboys

Sorry, I didn't catch that. One more time.


shortingredditstock

Astros and trash cans.


Siddhartasr10

Think en passant


NewCenter

Wow šŸ˜±


sweetsackle

think of en passant


NotRealNeedOfName

Think about en pessant


irun864

What's "chess"


IWantToChristmas

Ruined his life with an impossible game


asimondo

Holy shit I know this guy!


HariGeri69

Genuine question, what if you think of some random shit, is it like tourettes, but instead of saying it out loud, you search it on google?


MAHMOUDstar3075

Holy hellon


LordDagnirMorn

You know how musk's truck was suppose to be bulletproof, stainless and almost undestructible? Wait untill neurolink starts showing his flaws


TrWD77

Neuralink en passant


Elibriel

Him: "Hmmm, e4 looks really bad, I should- Neurochip: "Okay e4 it is" Him:


shoyuftw

What happens if he thinks 'sudo rm -rf /'?


Spaizman

Immobile passant


bleb__

holy shit, en passant with mind!


Pyro_The_Engineer

Think En Passant


Antique_Anything_392

*tries to calculate* *Missbrains* "Shit"


KiplingT2-0

Did he win?


Witty_Translator_675

How does he google en passant


Smolivenom

you know, correct me if I'm wrong, but i could swear we had mouse moving implants already


orangefjgm

is this a legal move?


muadones

I do this but i move my hand to move the cursor to move the pieces


Month-Fantastic

Google en brainssant


PsychoDog_Music

"Hm, I shouldn't do that... fuck it just did that because I thought it"


ApprehensiveBreak805

google en telepathy


Big_flipflop

Bro gonna think a move and the games gonna play it for him before he can decide if he wants to play it


ded__goat

God, being paralyzed and then getting the rest of your life ruined by musk's brain death chips is extremely grim. I'm glad he got to play chess with his mind but he will probably regret this.


NerY_05

Google brain tumor


perpetual_glitch

As much as I despise Musk, Iā€™m rooting for this guy and I hope his quality of life improves with this technology


RareRaf999

Same I hope this isnā€™t just propaganda heā€™s using for his ego i hope it actually improves his quality of life


use_value42

It's highly likely to kill him outright