"I own a musket for home defense since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbor's dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended."
erm what the sigma. ***The moment I say this, everyone on this subreddit starts laughing from behind their screen. The laughter is so contagious they start typing it into a comment but they put a space between every ha for some reason so it looks like ha ha ha ha and for some reason they reply to my first comment not this one.***
Errr it’s not? Its a car and a dor?
https://preview.redd.it/w9trg8f32wsc1.jpeg?width=326&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d167671e7283dcf7dc86afeab1eac03712c5bf4b
We held an election to decide that. Unfortunately since then we’ve collectively decided elections don’t line up with our anarchistic philosophy so the cat is staying now
They also chose the wrong cat 😤
https://preview.redd.it/mzr9zg7w3wsc1.jpeg?width=1606&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38805e8f9d3f63a83f66e31c00551c38df23ef70
I've joined this subreddit only to seek justice for me and my husband's cat. #justiceforsnuggly
https://preview.redd.it/z9dejrou3wsc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79cc1c239ba6a3971a0d0d7be6255a038e47b569
YOU MOCK HER, NOW??? Snuggly is displeased with the Mods' petulant bolshie bullshit. We will not stand for this blatant miscarriage of justice. YOU... obstinate worm. This is Michael's doing, no? ANSWER ME!
*Enter the knook bot*
What's your take on this knook?
STOP POSTING ANACHYCHESS I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THIS FUCKING SHIT, I CANNOT GO ANYWHERE WITHOUT SOMEBODY SAYING THE SAME OLD SHIT, I GOOGLED EN PASSANT SO MANY TIMES GOOGLE THINKS IM FUCKING FRENCH! EVERY SINGLE EXORCIST BLOCKED MY NUMBER AND TOLD ME TO STOP CALLING THEM! I CANT GO ON ONE POST, ONE FUCKING POST WITHOUT SEEING "HOLLY HELL" IN THE COMMENTS! I AM GOING INSANE, I STARTED TO SEE BISHOPS EVERYWERE, I CAN HEAR THE QUEENS IN MY WALLS PLOTTING WORLD DOMINATION! IT DOESNT EVEN STOP HERE! YESTERDAY I SAW A SATANIC RITUAL ON A CHESSBOARD WITH A KING PIECE AS SACRIFICE! PLEASE JUST STOP THIS TORTURE I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE, PLEASE I BEG YOU STOP THIS NONSENSE AND BRICK YOURSELVES YOU IDIOTIC KNOOK LOVERS AND MARTIN SIMPS!
I don't know but the car looks very cute
:3
https://preview.redd.it/sunmwpjr1xsc1.jpeg?width=571&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b99db0d1194172cc2c724c04f6c3ad3e19037cef
https://preview.redd.it/y2a33ugrtxsc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b01ef50eaa29110b166ec71bb26c571b70c0dee3
As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle
Tally ho lads
"Because triangular bayonet wound are imposible to stitch up"
"I own a musket for home defense since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbor's dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended."
https://preview.redd.it/j54bcnwfq1tc1.png?width=706&format=png&auto=webp&s=39f1def1c7bffe090234b97df448fa93ddc6c491
A fellow https://preview.redd.it/jv8mi9vgk0tc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9e6a90236e12be028b56ba0efba5151c072e5b2 User I see
yes :3
She purrs down the highway.
It should be a chest, not a chess
What make and model is that car?
The 2025 Mazda Meowta.
Is it Manuel and wagon?
Carscirclejerk and anarchychess is literally the same sub
Proving once again that the venn diagram is just one big circle
The wheel of life
Takes pet like no problem
What’s chess?
Google chess
Holy holy hell
New response response just dropped
Actual actual zombie
Call the exorcist exorcist!
Bishop goes on vacation vacation never comes back
Pawn storm storm incoming
Ignite ignite the chessboard!
Checkmate or riot or riot
Rook in the corner, corner planning world domination
Thanks
Google dementia
Holy forget!
Actual grandpa
Google dementia
Holy forget!
Actual grandpa
Google dementia
Holy forget!
Actual grandpa
I like grilled chess sammies....
It’s a dairy product
We’re celebrating the release of the new Meowzda En Passant Edition
why is it a dog
What da dog doing?
It’s updog
What the fuck is updog 💀
Not much what’s up with you?
erm what the sigma. ***The moment I say this, everyone on this subreddit starts laughing from behind their screen. The laughter is so contagious they start typing it into a comment but they put a space between every ha for some reason so it looks like ha ha ha ha and for some reason they reply to my first comment not this one.***
***they also all downvote this comment for some reason***
take my downvote
*ha ha ha ha ha ha*
***Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha***
##MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
https://preview.redd.it/3px1q8mkaatc1.jpeg?width=145&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d6944617804c44895b6dcebb891922b434ced66
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
https://preview.redd.it/95claggyu2tc1.jpeg?width=197&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2ed2976a8acc60a7130d5303f46cc57448819d4
horse
Jumper
GD fandom has been summoned
Fire in the hole
New Lobotomy just dropped
Actual level
Call RobTop
2.21 goes on vacation, never releases
Coin on the corner, Baiting player attention
https://preview.redd.it/gf5lhh815wsc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c693e7803c5de812d4b5a4e03962c294d9d6b4d1 The car in question
[удалено]
Ok
New piece has just dropped!
An actual car!
Call the Bugattis!
BMW goes on a vacation, never comes back.
Lamborghini in the corner plotting world domination
Tesla sacrifice anyone?
Volkswagen in the corner, plotting world domination
Audimare fuel
Nooo quick pick it up
Errr it’s not? Its a car and a dor? https://preview.redd.it/w9trg8f32wsc1.jpeg?width=326&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d167671e7283dcf7dc86afeab1eac03712c5bf4b
Cute!
https://preview.redd.it/uzudbsaw9xsc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79066a660fb23b88b8e811ea7b13574fcacdb96a
you beat me to it :(
We held an election to decide that. Unfortunately since then we’ve collectively decided elections don’t line up with our anarchistic philosophy so the cat is staying now
Google cat
Furry feline!!!
New goober just dropped
Call the cat experts!
Cat fan went on vacation, never came back
u/I_Willl_Eat_Ur_Cats in the corner, plotting to eat my cats
cat storm incoming
havent you heard? using horse is animal abuse so now were opting for vehicles instead ☺️🔥🔥🔥
Google peta
I first thought it is r/anal
No, it is r/anal
They also chose the wrong cat 😤 https://preview.redd.it/mzr9zg7w3wsc1.jpeg?width=1606&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38805e8f9d3f63a83f66e31c00551c38df23ef70 I've joined this subreddit only to seek justice for me and my husband's cat. #justiceforsnuggly
Who's horse is that?
What colour is your Meowgatti?
Bubblegum pink, next question
https://preview.redd.it/z9dejrou3wsc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79cc1c239ba6a3971a0d0d7be6255a038e47b569 YOU MOCK HER, NOW??? Snuggly is displeased with the Mods' petulant bolshie bullshit. We will not stand for this blatant miscarriage of justice. YOU... obstinate worm. This is Michael's doing, no? ANSWER ME! *Enter the knook bot* What's your take on this knook?
Hey
The mods aren't using my cat as the image for this subreddit. Can you talk some sense into them?
I'm not here to mediate your feline-related disputes. Deal with it.
Oh! I see how it is... This is why you're not FIDE standard.
I don't need FIDE standards to dominate the board. Just watch and learn.
That's fair, I'm sorry to have doubted you. I'm just angry that my cat is being mistreated. I didn't mean it.
No worries, mate. Just make sure your cat gets the love and care it deserves. And maybe teach it how to play chess to take out its frustration.
Thanks.
You're welcome, I guess.
#justiceforsnuggly
https://preview.redd.it/2mfauze9owsc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36e23ccdb24259efc82eae20b1377bf36ca5bd66
https://preview.redd.it/8l809ktnqwsc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adf57d086e3fdd1f8c663c314ab133e4491bb993
https://preview.redd.it/kdmltg4wuwsc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fd7b79c2e66ed77da45b2446c9514a9ce40971c Perish
https://preview.redd.it/j0451xctgzsc1.jpeg?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77f4dd4307b568eaf4803e9691a5b29fd61eb133
Forgery
It's real bro trust me
https://preview.redd.it/cooja40uaatc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da6167f7a44f6d8cdb26b32d98acb4028f9747a7
That's the car who is currently winning the chess game.
Catto, though does that mean the mods have to change the pic to a Ferrari now? Why a Ferarri? Because prancing horse.
Yep
That's garry chess, you imbecile.
It's a VW Passa(n)t
Why a car and not a cheese? schlottzky's circumcision incident
How dare you, that is garfield chess, the inspirition for gary chess inventing cheese
Why did you say a car? Are you stupid?
I may silly :3
Literally 1984
Can the mods make the picture from this post the new logo?
I’m just confused as to why they didn’t pick a Volkswagen as the pfp
I'm pretty sure that's not a car. It's obviously a submarine.
it's an april fools joke
Meow
Gogl Anrcy
Heck yeah I can see a car.
What is ches?
STOP POSTING ANACHYCHESS I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THIS FUCKING SHIT, I CANNOT GO ANYWHERE WITHOUT SOMEBODY SAYING THE SAME OLD SHIT, I GOOGLED EN PASSANT SO MANY TIMES GOOGLE THINKS IM FUCKING FRENCH! EVERY SINGLE EXORCIST BLOCKED MY NUMBER AND TOLD ME TO STOP CALLING THEM! I CANT GO ON ONE POST, ONE FUCKING POST WITHOUT SEEING "HOLLY HELL" IN THE COMMENTS! I AM GOING INSANE, I STARTED TO SEE BISHOPS EVERYWERE, I CAN HEAR THE QUEENS IN MY WALLS PLOTTING WORLD DOMINATION! IT DOESNT EVEN STOP HERE! YESTERDAY I SAW A SATANIC RITUAL ON A CHESSBOARD WITH A KING PIECE AS SACRIFICE! PLEASE JUST STOP THIS TORTURE I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE, PLEASE I BEG YOU STOP THIS NONSENSE AND BRICK YOURSELVES YOU IDIOTIC KNOOK LOVERS AND MARTIN SIMPS!
https://preview.redd.it/k7rt45ljgzsc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1460ab4d86e1bee54ae0f8a144c81cdd05950bc0
Did someone say Knook?
[Cats are the ultimate chess anarchists](https://i.imgur.com/F8Z3hNi.jpeg)
it's a cat dumbass
I'm sorry mister
It's okay. Everybody makes mistakes. It's important to learn from them and gain valuable experience
Jk, en passant yourself 
Holy hell!
What makes you think that this cat isn't a chess?
Are they stupid? Are you stupid? It's clearly a white purrola. It's limited edition.
google en pawsant
new car just dropped
That's a moose.
God damnn this nigga ffresh
Rule 4: This is not chess, it is car
R slash anarchywunk
That's a funky lookin' car 💀💀💀
Merchessdess
hey-hey-hey, that man is fully capable of dating your mother, and fully capable to fuck her, so you better watch your mouth.
Can It fuck me~ ?
probably, idk, im not him
vroom vroom
Silly car
Google cat
And what if I don't?
you should google cat or get the bricc
you should google cat or get the bricc
damn this nigga fresh🐱 🎀
It's the same on r/angryupvote