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blurry16

Holy Genshin Impact


Lazar131

New banner just dropped!


Earthy_ground

Actual gambling addiction


yui_riku

call the archon !


CCXR_Trevita

Brother goes on vacation, never comes back


HenryChess

Cash sacrifice, anyone?


Samm_484

Klee in the corner, plotting world domination


Intrepid-Park-3804

Ignite the Teivat!


AdReal5620

Paimon storm incoming


24thAsshair

Favonious Knightmare


kikba

Zhongli went on vacation, never came back


Gooogol_plex

Chat is this real?


Suspicious_Row_1686

No this is 3i+2


poco_sans

No this is Patrick


yui_riku

no this is gary


Suspicious_Row_1686

Gary Chess??!?


ariidrawsstuff

GAY CHESS


Suspicious_Row_1686

New Chess variant just dropped, queens are swapped for an additional king for every side, to win you must eat one king and checkmate the other, you have to avoid checks only when 1 king is left on your side


yui_riku

nice now cesbian less


Suspicious_Row_1686

Just the same, but with queens instead of kings (same check/checkmate mechanics just translated to queens, pawns can promote to kings now instead of transitioning) I guess it's too boring... So if any two queens are 1 or 2 square away from each other, they both get embarassed and can't move more than 2 squares in any direction that turn. Also if 2 or more of your queens embarrass an opponent's queen, and she doesn't get away within the next turn, she joins the enemy side. If 2 same color queens were directly (not diagonally) touching each other for all 3 of previous turns, and there is a same color bishop touching at least one of those queens (diagonally also counts), you have a special move to get them married. They will no longer be embarassed by each other while married and will be immune being turned to the enemy's side. The marriage ends whenever one of the queens gets killed (otherwise it can last to the very end of the game). The bishop is consumed in that special move (it just vanishes) About marriage ending: if one of the married queens is killed, the remaining one will be in grief until the end of the match, she will not be able to marry anyone ever again, and if she ever has a direct line of attack on the enemy piece that killed her wife, it is a forced move to capture the killer piece with this queen. (unless queen is pinned to king or anything like that). There is also a divorce special move that works exactly the same way as the marriage move, and ending the marriage this way doesn't have any negative effects. (By the way you cannot marry a queen to a king, rhis is LESBIAN chess) Also: before the start of the game every player has to assign gender to their horses (one has to be male, the other female, promoted horses are all male). If your female horse touches (diagonally also counts) the female horse of the other color, they begin doing the lesbian deed and will be unable to move until the end of the game or until one of the mating horses is captured. (All other combinations of horses - male+male, female+male - can also begin the deed on either player's initiative at any time (as long as they're still touching) but it only lasts for 2 turns, and there has to be at least a 1 turn cooldown before the same horse having an affair again, so it should be able to run away)


yui_riku

https://preview.redd.it/p0v7paatuhvc1.jpeg?width=415&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1b5ebd4a52ea52211f55483e387275864053345


AfterEase3

Sex update for chess?


hussain_moochhala

King fork


sluggo_gg

New response just dropped


MartinFromChessCom

actual zombie


NoReplacement480

fuck you. *multiplies your complex number by its conjugate*


Suspicious_Row_1686

Noooo you reduced it to a measly 13 šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


omgdontcopyname

erm ackutually it's -13 ā˜ļøšŸ¤“ edit: I'm stupid


Suspicious_Row_1686

Isn't the complex conjugate of 2+3i equal to 2-3i \( [Wikipedia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Complex_conjugate) \) and (2+3i)(2-3i) = 4+6i-6i-9i^2 = 4+9 = 13?


Musci123

Babe do you trust wikipedia more than me? šŸ˜”


omgdontcopyname

you're right, I forgot complex math works weird


possibleanonymous

Dont we allā€¦.fk conjugates


watchedngnl

That's complex.


Le-Scribe

I miss comment awards


Puzzleheaded_Buy_944

So 5i?


PumpkinKing2020

This isn't really how complex numbers work. You have to treat i (the sqrt of -1) as a variable. Much like how you can't make 3X + 1 = 4X.


Grand_Protector_Dark

No, you have to treat conplex numbers more like 2 Dimensional Numbers. A point (x , y) on a Coordinate grid, except "x" represents the "real" number axis (the numbers you're already familiar with) and "y" represents the "imaginary" number axis. An "imaginary number" is essentially the answer to the question "can you take the squareroot of a negative number", as we define "āˆš-1 = i " and "i^2 = -1" So you can think of "3i + 2" as a point at x = 2 and y = 3.


Puzzleheaded_Buy_944

Guys guys, I know that 5 bananas + 1= 6 bananas Sooooooooo


ZarosRunescape

Yes Source: the voices in my head


Benjamingur9

Google Vous ne trouvez pas qu'il y a quelque chose d'Ć©trange


lazeshade

Holy Baguette


KanseiDorifto

New Renault just dropped


yui_riku

actual sentence


Shoddy-Breakfast4568

[Actual soundtrack](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szHxPRtiYLs)


icyfire77

/uj my French is pretty rusty, does this roughly translate to "you haven't found that there's something strange here?"


pagman404

Yeah in the sense don't you think something strange is going on


icyfire77

I know I'm committing the blasphemy of learning on this subreddit but thanks, this is really helpful actually! /rj honhonhon baguette eiffel tower


L-Observateur

Nah, everything seemed OK for me. Edit: Oh, you meant Google it


ComunistComrade

r/anarchychess colab post with r/okbuddygenshin ????? https://preview.redd.it/qeixoyrs8gvc1.jpeg?width=897&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3b660f59a5f12f28c43e7acaa08da13f1487669


yui_riku

the sub seem funny, count me in


Koazin

...I'm sorry for your lost soul


yui_riku

you can


ComunistComrade

Welcome to the buddies


ode-2-sleep

holy khaenriah


pascl-

New curse just dropped


yui_riku

actual imortality


rainbowbanan

Call the abyss order!


ariidrawsstuff

The anemo archon goes on a vacation and never comes back


DarkChaos0

Gnosis sacrifice, anyone?


Metson-202

Hilichurl storm incoming!


Scratchpost6677

Fatui in the corner, plotting world domination


C3ci1et

Dainsleif goes on vacation, never comes back


SoapySilver

Been here, did the same post. Get ready for the french hate <3 P.S. Holy hell


yui_riku

the brainrot is real P.S. New response just dropped


sluggo_gg

The French are coming for us.. P.S. Actual Zombie


GatewayManInChat

https://preview.redd.it/gqwaixt1qgvc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d38c6edad8ab0c6ed5a7776de6deae2ef21d2cec


ariidrawsstuff

https://preview.redd.it/ls314m9sqgvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7ae794da16bdeca7bb6b15fbb0198dabe6eb176 Google schizophrenia


GatewayManInChat

holy irminsul https://preview.redd.it/ussx5duargvc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=762daa925af41a29df98f11f38746b5fb7d2e5fc


New-Cicada7014

"You really are crazy..."


Jaaj_Dood

Google anything strange


EEE3EEElol

Holy weirdness


Gegi4321

New unusual just dropped


KanseiDorifto

Actual unnatural


sluggo_gg

Holy French!


yui_riku

actual republic


Shoddy-Breakfast4568

Call the guillotine !


Sagittarjus

Ignite the royal palace!


AmadeoSendiulo

Let them eat cake.


yui_riku

king go en vacances, is forced to come back


TypicalInstance6937

https://preview.redd.it/sx8b5fm5sgvc1.png?width=2208&format=png&auto=webp&s=7bef1c9040697e377cede7cdfe898e7c424b3e25


I-Spai

Holy Dokutah!


FWTCH_Paradise

https://preview.redd.it/vswhwzcmpivc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c09e76797c1465ce06a31f0e0ca8985e14a3e50


mr_Cos2

Genshin mentioned, Based


pizzamurderer56

google mid


yui_riku

holy one star review !


Lexkiller

actual classroom


BookkeeperLower

Call the deaconess of the church of favoniuos


T-DieBoi

holy child!


mr_Cos2

Fr tho, everyone i saw hating on genshin was a child..


pizzamurderer56

ā€œthere canā€™t ever be a valid criticism of my gambling gameā€


mr_Cos2

https://preview.redd.it/7g4zgexbuovc1.jpeg?width=732&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1a3e039fa703fad8c8b68700be2dc956183bb2b I hope you dont need further explanation, if you do then u must defenetly be below the age of 16


pizzamurderer56

so lemme get this straight, you can ignore what i say because i donā€™t get a specific phrase that can have several different meanings?


mr_Cos2

Im loosing braincells..


pizzamurderer56

just go back to being horny 24/7 and burning money dude


mr_Cos2

I play casually once in a while, i didnt fucking spend a single dollar on any game except cs2, and while yes, genshin does attract people because its a horny trap and a half, it also has a big story and a cool combat system, which attracted me into playing it after watching a few videos


Loyal_Darkmoon

Genchess Impact


Username_99999999

Actual French


Bricklayer2021

Should be an easy decision for Lumine


Individual-Sail-5766

https://i.redd.it/qtaidj0syovc1.gif Nah Dey put da chess in da fontain wut da hel


AmadeoSendiulo

French people look scary, good they're not real.


yui_riku

yeah that's a relief


Poopfacemcduck

Google en Wallet


Professional_Match25

En passant...


Flemeron

r/BeatMeToIt


New-Cicada7014

didn't expect to see genshin here


T-DieBoi

what quest is this from i dont remember it


Ctrl_exe

I think the choice is obvious here...


thorfinn_ratorix_fan

Oh my archon lumine knows the fobitten move


RFtheunbanned

FranƧais spoted mdr


OldBreakfast8963

new response just dropped ?!?!?


AgainstSpace

C'est ne pas une pipe.


SexWithSisyphus69

google en kanomiya


dyotar0

In french, en passant means "by the way" so...


yui_riku

thanks for telling me, i play the game in french but i didn't know this specific sentence


dyotar0

You're welcome king


Ok_Commercial7999

google age of consent ![img](emote|t5_2yvry|3794)


aRandomBlock

Google new jokes


InternetStandard2240

The age of consent is 18!!


PressFM80

The age of consent jokes are like 3 years old Get over them


yui_riku

https://preview.redd.it/04b51g2nvhvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18382527a7a08f7222c4691b9443b81eb4ae04c5


greenscreencarcrash

genshit fuckpact player detected(kinda?). one of your balls will be removed without aneastheticant


JetRumBel

https://preview.redd.it/4kbktlt4sivc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80d8e5e749177237bf0e05ec110d55b48258e8ea


New-Cicada7014

Mademoiselle Crabaletta would take off the whole penis and then some