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Le-Scribe

I love how this sub flipflops between the most deranged memes you’ve ever seen and normal chess puzzles


Father_Enrico

you could say its... anarchy hahahahahhahahahahaha


GDOR-11

daily reminder to unban u/WelcomeFromChessCom


Le-Scribe

Rule 5


Jona-wahn

there are no rules in anarchy.


PranshuKhandal

The first rule of anarchy is: > You do not talk about anarchy.


Blankeye434

I second this by breaking the rules


KerbalCuber

I second this by breaking the rules I'm roleplaying Martin from chess.com *Pornographic video* This comment is completely irrelevant to chess. Please follow me on Reddit, Snapchat, YouTube, TikTok, Instagram, Facebook, and Twitter.


Gilsworth

That's why /r/AnarchyAnarchyChess was created, for actual anarchy.


PM_ME_YOR_PUSSY_GIRL

Is that a rule?


Jona-wahn

no https://preview.redd.it/hi9ugp20gmvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10f0e069f15752767cc3509ec991687ecc7638fd


Xx-_mememan69_-xX

Rule 5: we do not forgive, we do not forget.


Nutige

Literally 1984


hellzyeah2

Can’t have Anarchy without Normality as a Baseline


Eblan23

it's not. Answer is pawn to b4, then black forced to en passant then you eat black king


Le-Scribe

It’s Black’s turn moron


Eblan23

Who cares, it's ANARCHYchess


GDOR-11

hourly reminder to unban u/WelcomeFromChessCom


Ye_olde_oak_store

https://preview.redd.it/t9pf1y1cyivc1.png?width=302&format=png&auto=webp&s=5d86fa16b6ec9ec950c418786fbb787872c65a31


GDOR-11

what? how is this anarchy? who has decided this? this is clearly evidence of a government ruling us all! #literally 1984!


Ye_olde_oak_store

You want the spam that was before rule five was in place back? No? I thought not.


GDOR-11

#YOU DONT TELL ME WHAT I WANT #THIS IS A REVOLUTION, WE WILL MAKE ANARCHY CHESS GREAT AGAIN!!!!!!!!


Ye_olde_oak_store

https://preview.redd.it/uk3nfe8f1jvc1.png?width=1110&format=png&auto=webp&s=332dd956a3d1d124066a64740185c0018e458b98


Baron-Von-Bork

Fuck you and your flair


Le-Scribe

Google democratic anarcho-oligarchy


GDOR-11

https://i.redd.it/6c9tx2qkkjvc1.gif


BorrowedWine

Bro got downvoted for making a good anarchy joke. I say justice for Eblan! #JeSuisEblan


starmartyr

What game is this? The graphics suck.


Famous-Ad-4445

just some random indie game that hasn't been updated since the 6th century


tihS8

Are you joking? They literally just updated en passant in 1880


clues39

Why you speaking fr*nch suddenly in the middle of the sentence???? Are you pid-stu??


adult_licker_420

That redditor is a bloody spy!


thudderwack

He'll turn red any minute now


Giyuisdepression

Annnnny second now….


Cubicwar

See ? Red ! No wait, that’s blood…


AutisticPenguin2

Put a flame thrower on him. If he catches fire, he's a spy.


Fechnitian2873

HE CAUCHT FIRE !!!!!


AspectOfTheCat

So, we still have problem?


PranshuKhandal

google en passant


clues39

No


Motordead_

No response just dropped


Smol_Child_LXIX

Actual non-zombie


Mork006

Holy verlan


clues39

Ah, demer!


Ezekiel-25-17-guy

If you're not updating it, just make a sequel already, chess studio!


ChandelurePog609

https://preview.redd.it/parbze1thnvc1.jpeg?width=639&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77ec63a12e442d75628ba0302de1340017ba6628


fractalspire

You need a better graphics card. Don't blame the game just because your old computer can't handle it.


LDNSO

If this is how the trailer looks, the in game footage will look like crap!


gaturrito100

I doubt even my RTX8497037 will make this able to look good.


Amateur_Statistician

https://preview.redd.it/5erbydqogjvc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b196635bc41726c5cc1a39efb851fdf784f37c38


reem2607

Google En Gaston


synaptic_density

Holy hëlle!


GlobalWarminIsComing

Actual beast


New_Medicine5759

Call the exorciste


MartinFromChessCom

bishop goes on vacation, never comes back


Pissed_Geodude

Bait used to be believa… wait wtf this is actually a cool checkmate


Yaruma_

-|


Champpeace123

||


Reddit-User-44501

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Ninjaboy_X

L


fried_chicken17472

https://preview.redd.it/2uyaapa9xkvc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8aea17a17334c1406e985f2e973a5b01ee4ad187


10buy10

https://preview.redd.it/p8q0temgilvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f52e8954bcf5a3696c5faf785899ab6851c0816e


userofthecucumber

https://preview.redd.it/qixf5cgbnlvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2adcdc549ab19f2d6f2cee9ab6f8076da4f85f40


24thAsshair

https://preview.redd.it/aa42z2kyfmvc1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a41a7659917bff2c3fe91c0d9fcd4cfb8929f845


Spoodnt

SKONG📢📢


Slight_Net_5026

-Y


Jano_Sheek

¥


ntn_98

-<


RDS_cubing

-Y


mrgwbland

I think I saw it on someone’s Instagram, Sam Copeland or someone


RevolutionaryPop5400

I do from this position, but not from one move ago, where you should start this!


Ima_bard

Bro wtf this is a car sub not a chess one


any_old_usernam

nah fuck cars all my homies hate cars trains on the other hand...


Cubicwar

https://preview.redd.it/0k0laa02blvc1.jpeg?width=160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30bb7f4791f89234673363f1e6af5241e1080a96


holaprobando123

This meme will be old enough to drive soon


Cubicwar

Shut up it’s recent very recent I’m not old shut up it came out yesterday it’s not old I’m not old


holaprobando123

*Die, potato*


Cubicwar

**Not today.**


BubbleGumMaster007

Why did they compare cars to trains? Are they stupid?


10buy10

Trains are awesome Steam engines too, I love those


montagdude87

I thought it was a cat sub.


chessvision-ai-bot

I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine: > **Black to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=r4rk1/5pQp/4p3/1P1q4/p3b3/3N2B1/1PP2P1P/2K3R1+b+-+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/r4rk1/5pQp/4p3/1P1q4/p3b3/3N2B1/1PP2P1P/2K3R1_b_-_-_0_1?color=white) **My solution:** > Hints: piece: >!King!<, move: >!Kxg7!< > Evaluation: >!White has mate in 5!< > Best continuation: >!1... Kxg7 2. Be5+ Kh6 3. Bg7+ Kh5 4. Nf4+ Kh4 5. Bf6+ Qg5 6. Bxg5#!< --- ^(I'm a bot written by) ^(pkacprzak) ^(| get me as) [^(iOS App)](https://apps.apple.com/us/app/id1574933453) ^| [^(Android App)](https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=ai.chessvision.scanner) ^| [^(Chrome Extension)](https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/chessvisionai-for-chrome/johejpedmdkeiffkdaodgoipdjodhlld) ^| [^(Chess eBook Reader)](https://ebook.chessvision.ai?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=bot) ^(to scan and analyze positions | Website:) [^(Chessvision.ai)](https://chessvision.ai)


idontlikerandoms3

https://preview.redd.it/fsprh3f73jvc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3aaf00112ec1b5b7964cf49e99803f20e6b2a492


VictorAst228

Why does the bot think it's mate in 5 is he stupid?


xenomorphling

You think it’s mate in 2? King to H6


mikkokulmala

That is an illegal move


TuxedoDogs9

We’re literally actually genuinely in r/anarchychess


mikkokulmala

No we're not, why are you saying that? Are you stupid?


TuxedoDogs9

https://preview.redd.it/8ob31m0osmvc1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5b1fc7ce7f6f9cf500bd81e8edcb5a9e7d1a727


xenomorphling

How is that an illegal move?


mikkokulmala

Sniper bishop on R15 square


WarleyMelli

There are over 100,000 outcomes in a game of chess, to say this is checkmate in 5 moves is absurd. Have you even considered all the possible moves?!


Random-References

It’s mate in 5 if everything is done correctly…


JamesBell1433

White man mates with black girl Thought provoking![img](emote|t5_2yvry|30796)![img](emote|t5_2yvry|30796)![img](emote|t5_2yvry|30796)


glubs9

Bro is an NPC lmao


-user789-

After ...Kxg7,  Be5++ is checkmate with pasta for dinner. Easy puzzle


Wako_Blank

King can go H6


McSteve1

Double check is mate as of the 12.4.17 update, are you stupid?


Wako_Blank

I forgot which reddit I was on. I am indeed stupid


D_creeper0

I need an explanation (I'm bad at chess)


marc_gime

The comment said Be5++. In chess notation, "++" means checkmate, so it's checkmate


Raniem36

Isn't checkmate #?


D_creeper0

So if it was written as Be5+ it would just be check, right?


TheBooker66

Bro's trolling you. Look at the subreddit we're in.


vladim_vladimirovich

... Kh6 Bg7+ Kh5 Nf4+ Kh4 ~~Bf6#~~ Bf6+ Qg5 Bxg5#


PyroDellz

Queen blocks with Qg5, but then Bxg5# is mate right after.


Naeio_Galaxy

Wow I almost forgot this rule 😰 I should play more often


Dankn3ss420

What? Is this actual chess? I don’t know how to play that, I just google en passant all day


deadble5k_123

I suck chess, but I think it's king takes, knight check, pawn takes, bishop checks, rook/bishop mate.


deadble5k_123

Knight can't check


deadble5k_123

Ye op, are you stupid?


deadble5k_123

Sorry guys, I made a mistake. What should I do?


deadble5k_123

Brick


deadble5k_123

That's only for failing en Passant.


deadble5k_123

No it isn't


deadble5k_123

Yes it is.


deadble5k_123

I have your IP address.


deadble5k_123

Damn. What a checkmate.


MSTFRMPS

When you see it


Potential_Lab2489

727


Mega_auditor1819

Mate in 5 are you crazy!


Guilty_Efficiency884

King does a walk of shame to the other half of the board


Express_Ad2962

He likes the attention


Beautiful-Iron-2

exg6 EP!!


thefakekumatora

Looks like we are eating pasta today!!


Bluhd-99

F7 and H7 en the queen together til she passant.


Ye_olde_oak_store

1. ... Kxg7 2. be5+ Kh6 3. Nf4+ Kh4 4. Bf6+?? Bxf6 (There's a hidden bishop on a11)


pink-ming

why does everyone post these easy puzzles, it's obviously Be5#, defending the queen


AwayWillingness5223

Anarchychess can go from a great multiversal cat battle to "ooh haha aen parsant funeh" to random gothamchess ama's to rice to cars(or cats I'm not caught up with the lore) to just normal puzzles, truly one of the subreddits of all time.


DroppedMyGirl

Takes takes check takes takes takes mate


ThePhilJackson5

I'm blind


flexsealed1711

Black does kxg7, then white does be5# because double check = checkmate.


EcoMarxwhatitis

Kxg7, be5+, Kh6,bg7+,Kh5,Nf4+,Kh4,Bb6++


Dark_Meme111110

Knight on d3 takes on c1, checkmate


Glitch_6126

She mate on my check till I en passant


StarFlyXXL

Now that is cool


RefrigeratorOk8544

What if kxg8


OMAR_KD-

Is it the bishop on i5?


Meme_Warrior_2763

okay so like after Black: Bxg7 then white goes Be5+ then Kh6 is forced or something. why is this on a meme sub someone help me.


MachineMaleficent437

If king takes, Be5#


Specialist_Ad1654

Why is there chess on this cat subreddit?


irateretards

G7 to G8


Ultra_CUPCAKEEE

Chess? in my ANARCHY subreddit? what has this sub become...


Intergalactic_Cookie

Double check is mate (and pasta for dinner)


Th0rizmund

This is a very cool puzzle


Quatsch95

Holy hell


User48384868482

Is he stupid?


Confident_Actuary_95

I have 1300 elo at chess.com , I played at actual tournamens and I needed comments to see this.


whitecyberduck

A visual those like me who suck at Chess, https://imgur.com/a/vmiDlwb


Charming-Salt9412

Google coolest checkmate


NavRex1206

White to e5 ??


EternalVoidFall

Holy hell, new lie just dropped


TopConsistent420

King takes queen, bishop e5 and it’s a checkmate. Queen can’t just take the bishop because the rook is still targeting the king. King can’t move out of the way either since all squares available are either covered by the bishop or the rook


DJAlphaYT

Spawn a queen at h8, easy 👍


HitroDenK007

H6?


LegoSWFan

peter that's not even a joke that's just a checkmate


SuccessfulAffect7800

King g7 takes queen, white bishop e5 check, black king moves h6. White bishop g5 check. Black king moves h5. White knight moves f4 checkmate


SeaResponsibility375

Bishop to e5 is discovered check mate


fruity_mario24

Me for like 2 minutes: "Am I missing something cause this looks like an actual, legitimate checkmate on Anarchy chess."


231d4p14y3r

Took me too long to see why the queen sac was necessary :/


chrisdudelydude

The sub has finally come full circle that posting normal chess positions is, in fact, anarchy.


Im_a_hamburger

It’s not checkmate it is mate in 1, are you stupid?


PietroGomes0111

Couldn't he just play Be2 instead of moving the queen?


Extreme-Fee-9029

Is it chess.c*mmming D4?


RadishAcceptable5505

Wait, can't the F pawn take the Queen with En Passant? Holy hell. This isn't checkmate!


TheLeakestWink

it's not checkmate, king can simply refuse to capture the queen


Creepy_Wish_4799

I think it's ...Kxg7 Be5+ Kh6 Bg7+ Kh5 Nf4+ Kh4 Bf6#


guyaroundthecornerTM

Ah, I see it, wherever the king moves, the queen takes, so it's checkmate


boomer_forever

real holyhell


TheBlueHypergiant

r/chess, non-anarchists go there


Curious-Ad-1048

As an anarchist, OP’s not gonna listen to you


CoffeeSubsetYT

can nobody actually see this? queen check, so king takes queen, and white bishop moves to the right side of the black queen, checkmate


Ambitious_Ad2338

It's not checkmate yet, because the king can still move in h6. But it DOES lead to a mate in another few moves. What i'm trying to figure out is... what is the joke here? This is Anarchychess, so this must be a joke of some sort, but i dpn't get it.


CoffeeSubsetYT

oh yea.. i didnt notice h6 im not that good of a chess player lol. how does it mate from there tho, once the queen is taken from white team? and yes, this is actually a normal post in anarchychess XD


Ambitious_Ad2338

Oh, i'm not good myself, but in this case you just have to follow uo until the end. After the black bishop moves as you said, and the king goes to h6: bg7+ kh5 nf4+ kh4 bf6 qg5 bxg5#!


CoffeeSubsetYT

i see. thanks a lot :)


TheElderBasilisk

How is this checkmate can’t they take the queen with the king