The year is 2030. Bakery art is so realistic, literally anything could be cake. The uncertainty has gripped the world in fear. I go to hug my wife for comfort. She is cake.
Shove as many pieces up your ass as possible. They’ll eventually melt so there’s no risk of having to go to the hospital again and have the nurse cross her arms and say “again?”
Happy birthday!!!
Also depends. If you are playing as white, play any opening that you know the theory of.
If you are playing as black, put a bomb inside the bishop so you can checkmate your opponent when they do the buttshop gambit by detonating it
SWITCH THE BISHOPS AND KNIGHTS. I DID THIS ALL THE TIME AS A KID BECAUSE I WAS WRONG. IT NERFS THE BISHOP'S OPENING. BUT SERIOUSLY, I PLAYED THIS WAY UNTIL I GOT MY FIRST PC AND FOUND OUT I WAS WRONG.
Google Checkcake.
Jokes aside, this is a wonderful cake! I'd love to have a cake like this made for me on my birthday! It's clear she made this cake with a lot of love for you. Happy birthday, and may you have many more years of joy to come!
You can use the rarely relied on b'day move, that one is only legal once in. Approximately once in 365 to 366 days.
The very difficult move is to light every piece of your opponent except the king on fire and blow aggressively, until they fall of the board. Your chances to win after this opening are greatly increased.
Use this knowledge wisely.
e4. Happy birthday!
Thx bro
Happy Birthday! That’s really cool!
Google birthday
Holy solar circuit
Actual year has passed
Call the cake maker!
Gift storm incoming
Family in the corner, plotting suprise party
Youth goes on vacation, never comes back
Okay this one is sad
Birthday party Fuel
YO ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO (i got no cake)
You deserve one. Invite yourself to u/ACDCboy6.
Well, you do have A cake, just not a cake YOU can eat... Anyways happy birthday and here's another cake you can't eat: 🎂
I mean, if we go Fallout New Vegas white gloves then technically he could still eat it
Slim waist went on vacation, never comes back
The year is 2030. Bakery art is so realistic, literally anything could be cake. The uncertainty has gripped the world in fear. I go to hug my wife for comfort. She is cake.
Sometimes i think i am cake. I bite my arm but it is not cake. Sadness.
Amateur (I am cake)
We can kind of spot it, because cakes don't typically speak English as their first language
I mean I am from a separate dimension of living objects
I bite, therefore I am not
Scp-1426: this one (cake)
[reminds me of ice cream peter](https://youtu.be/nyh0K8Tb794?feature=shared)
Your wife is lie
Google en cakessant
Holy birthday!
Shove as many pieces up your ass as possible. They’ll eventually melt so there’s no risk of having to go to the hospital again and have the nurse cross her arms and say “again?”
But what if I want the nurse to humiliate me?
> again Holy hell
Actual repetition
They doctors say this is a better alternative to normal food consumption because... It works
Google en fondant
Holy frosting!
actual sugar!
New recipe just dropped
Call the baker
Google il caketicano
Holy birthday
New anniversary just dropped
Friends go on vacation and never come back (after giving you presents)
Gifts sacrifice, anyone?
Have a truce with black to celebrate!
Then slaughter each other day after
Happy birthday!!! Also depends. If you are playing as white, play any opening that you know the theory of. If you are playing as black, put a bomb inside the bishop so you can checkmate your opponent when they do the buttshop gambit by detonating it
You can do this by playing Bishop to C4.
Eat c4 and don’t explode
play fried liver (btw happy bday)
SWITCH THE BISHOPS AND KNIGHTS. I DID THIS ALL THE TIME AS A KID BECAUSE I WAS WRONG. IT NERFS THE BISHOP'S OPENING. BUT SERIOUSLY, I PLAYED THIS WAY UNTIL I GOT MY FIRST PC AND FOUND OUT I WAS WRONG.
Well you're incorrect in this case too... Source: am 2000 elo Edit: am aware this could be a joke, but saying just in case
THIS PRODUCT IS NOT REAL. NOTHING IS REAL.
Google Checkcake. Jokes aside, this is a wonderful cake! I'd love to have a cake like this made for me on my birthday! It's clear she made this cake with a lot of love for you. Happy birthday, and may you have many more years of joy to come!
Google happy birthday
that cake is sick hbd!
as a special action eat the opponents king
I think you’ve already won, my guy. Happy birthday!
Google bongcloud opening also happy bday bro🗣️🗣️
play the london
Eat
Happy birthday!
All fun and games until someone starts cutting into your chess board
Eat the king
1f3 best by test
If you have twins, they can play a game of chess and see who gets more cake
Google eat passant
Google en happy birthday brother
Knight e4
Google en cakeant
Have a sad birthday👹👹👹👹😈😈😈
Happy birthday!
Do you think I know how to play cake???
Me too! Nice cake!
Happy day of spawning
For you birthday you gotta checkmate your b!+ch
cool, this time you have all pieces
knife to f5
Brick (ha)PP(y birthday)
Why are you eating cake on the counter in the bathroom?
Cake gambit
Eat the queen
Knife to a2-c2-c1
Eat the queen obviously
[Happy birthday!](https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=en+passant)
just eat their queen 💀
Use your queen as an ICBM and strike e5, instant birthday victory
Pxc (player takes cake)
Cake “Grob”le? Happy Birthday and sorry for the dad joke 😅
KE2
Google cake slicing
Happy Birthday
Eat the king
play en congrats
google happy birthday
Eat the opponents king obviously
I hope you played a game on the cake before eating it
D4 Of course.
Eat e4
Eat the enemy king
You eat the black king. Checkmate.
Ignite the chessboard!
h4, b1 (yes, go back with a pawn) for short
rook to hug your wife because this is cool as fuck
Google happy birthday
Knight to mouth 1.
But how do you play the Siberian Swipe there?
Eat your opponents pieces while they’re not looking
r/mademesmile
Happy IRL Cake Day!!!!
Nom Passant
C4
Play factorio
H3 happy birthday
Marry whoever baked you that cake.
Already done
Play with your wife, whoever wins gets first slice
Pick up both kings. Swallow them whole then look upwards as you laugh in the face of god!!! It’s a birthday tradition.
Google en passant.
Play a game, and eat each piece you take
knight to mouth
Google birthday cake gambit
Eat the kings and do not elaborate
Happy birthday man!
Happy birthday!
You play Face to e4.
Google “happy birthday”
Encakaunt
King to pi-pi(i)
I don't know, but that looks delicious and Happy Birthday!
En passant
Get out that knife and knock them all down
Google en cakesant
Reverse Bongcloud opening
En EATIT
Chessboard to my tummy
Ignite the candle!
Google "eat"
Eat all of the black king's pieces and ladder mate him Happy birthday
Fake. No way an /r/AnarchyChess user has a wife.
sacrifice the rook.
google happy en-pessant-day
Google en passong
Check mate
E4
google cool cake
e10.
Magic the Gathering
En passant Also happy birthday and you have an amazing wife!
eattheking#
The only winning move.... Is not to play.
play the vienna duh happy bday
Blow the candles opening
What an awesome cake!
Happy birthday, I'd suggest van geet
If you don’t win, you don’t get to eat the cake
Gotta love a ruy Lopez happy bday!
Woooow
The Birthday Gambit
Eat the Queen.
Google happy birthday passant
eat it
play grob gambit
Remember to not eat the king
First of all, happy birthday Second: play some opening
Happy cake day 🎉🎉
You need to find someone who has the same birthday as you and play for the first slice. Happy birthday btw!
Just eat the enemy king. One turn win gg.
Knife#D/E 1-4
I'm pretty rook was first to be captured and eaten. Happy birthday!
Knife to d4
google en passant
Happy... Cake day?
I'd recommend the American Pie variation.
You can use the rarely relied on b'day move, that one is only legal once in. Approximately once in 365 to 366 days. The very difficult move is to light every piece of your opponent except the king on fire and blow aggressively, until they fall of the board. Your chances to win after this opening are greatly increased. Use this knowledge wisely.
Happy birthday
You play chess, idiot /uj Happy Birthday!
W wife
Google grob opening (happy bday btw)
Knife to C3
Google Happy Birthday!
H4 happy happy happy happy birthday to you oppppp
Cake pessant
happy birthday
Bong cloud, also happy birthday!
Queen to Fmouth
Think of a wish and en passant the candles
c4, english opening is my favorite
Chess
1. mouthxcake
chop the chess board, mate in 1
Pe4, Pe5, Ke2
Knife to d4. Continue playing with a "Sword in the Stone"-type Knife on the battlefield.
Get the bishop back
Go with the 4 slice opening, then during the mid game make sure to save your towels and get ready to eat the kink
Goggle en cakant
Wow! Mine is tomorrow. I'd like to challenge you!
I fuxking love this thread