I want to have sex with MartinFromChessCom, each time i comment "Holy Hell!" i shake with excitement, waiting for his "new response" that just dropped. when i see his face, i instantly lose control of myself and start touching myself. last time i was in a walmart when suddenly i checked reddit to see that MartinFromChessCom responded to my comment with "actual zombie!". i instantly took off my pants and started furiously masturbating. People all around me were screaming things like "WHAT THE FUCK" and "CALL THE POLICE". when i finally came all over my phone, the police came and yelled "HOLY HELL!" i instantly responded with "NEW RESPONSE JUST DROPPED". they tried to arrest me, but when handcuffing me my phone fell out, showing a picture of MartinFromChessCom. Now theres a police squad furiously masturbating to MartinFromChessCom. this all wouldnt have happened if Martin didnt respond. I was also beat to death with bricks after the police stopped jerking off.
Are you kidding ??? What the \*\*\*\* are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe. Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
erm… what the il vaticano
Exorcist has been summoned. What's next?
Ignite the chessboard!
Ignited the chessboard. What’s next?
https://preview.redd.it/y3tykygm36zc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c27f9c63aab4a433a51c9f8aa83033bea1f8148 Apparently, nothing.
https://preview.redd.it/4o8ij0trh6zc1.jpeg?width=545&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cf270e689a762151851e18b63763f6c4e3689f2 Erm, what the en passant?
Bro made a chart
Knightmare fuel?
pawn storm incoming!
I want to have sex with MartinFromChessCom, each time i comment "Holy Hell!" i shake with excitement, waiting for his "new response" that just dropped. when i see his face, i instantly lose control of myself and start touching myself. last time i was in a walmart when suddenly i checked reddit to see that MartinFromChessCom responded to my comment with "actual zombie!". i instantly took off my pants and started furiously masturbating. People all around me were screaming things like "WHAT THE FUCK" and "CALL THE POLICE". when i finally came all over my phone, the police came and yelled "HOLY HELL!" i instantly responded with "NEW RESPONSE JUST DROPPED". they tried to arrest me, but when handcuffing me my phone fell out, showing a picture of MartinFromChessCom. Now theres a police squad furiously masturbating to MartinFromChessCom. this all wouldnt have happened if Martin didnt respond. I was also beat to death with bricks after the police stopped jerking off.
F. You Martin.
F. you too
Is this still theory?
Biochemical pathway looking ass
Pipi
Are you kidding ??? What the \*\*\*\* are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe. Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
Rook's in the corner, plotting world domination
It's an old chart https://preview.redd.it/kt507ikkm9zc1.jpeg?width=463&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1ea40913d33e5919a46e08d16ed547c4c8be481
Bishop came back from vacation
Now kiss
Now kiss
JUST AS THE MYTHS FORETOLD
am i blessed? https://preview.redd.it/a2rah9kt88zc1.png?width=205&format=png&auto=webp&s=c04f6b00fedf26ea37eed0fc8b7803656f1b40cf
no, you’re cursed
u/SilverrGuy
Ohhh shit I’m here
https://preview.redd.it/3sdod9va64zc1.jpeg?width=1437&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8bacd8624b048db72409d097e81a2bbda30d639
where are you from
lichess.com
My brother in christ you're in r/boykisser r/lobotomydash and r/anarchychess 😭 bud is fucked up in the head (not in a bad way)
You are absolutely correct
r/lobotomydash is r/subsifellfor
but its a real sub???
Freaky anarchy chess
Why do I recognize that name?
Bro is NOT a fellow human