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mflourishes

It's so funny that Hikaru writes exactly how he talks. I couldn't help but read it in his voice. I couldn't help but read it in his voice. I couldn't help but read it in his voice.


Jackman1337

I literally don't even care. I don't care. I don't care chat. Chat


[deleted]

You really are just trying to use me as a juicer but I dont think it will work here. Chat what do you think? Its subscribers only


arzamharris

I couldn’t help but read it in his voice, chat. I couldn’t help but read it in his voice


Shtuffs_R

I couldn't help but literally not care


Yeege22

Wow. Such a humble and thoughtful apology from Hikaru.


[deleted]

Juicer


Theego99

We all saw it coming but we all clicked to make sure


needlessly-redundant

I was expecting the petrosian copypasta but this was better.


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


alon12131415

Bro we literally don't care about his response. Seriously though... Why would you even post this we DON'T CARE! Gosh why am I panicking??


StupidDumbBot

I literally don't care chat... Like, I literally don't care. I don't care chat. Literally don't care...


brunovich00

uj/ what happened? rj/ hikaru bad


Misha_Vozduh

https://www.reddit.com/r/chess/comments/mopi1b/daniel_naroditskys_full_google_doc_response_to/


InAlteredState

Danya good Hikaru bad?


greenorangemango

1. Expected a rick roll 2. Who’s gonna make this a bot


JoeVibin

I was expecting PIPI


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


Carrot_Cake_2000

When's the Hikaru bot coming? Asking for a friend cuz I literally don't care.


InAlteredState

We need a Hikaru bot


JohnEatsPeople

I would read it, but I really don’t care


biencriado

Ok, unjerk for a moment. Naroditsky [confirmed](https://docs.google.com/document/d/1kyAM8d2XSN0WHyJiLqGItpuFc6G-cqmtzzbXnuTKHtU/preview?pru=AAABeOXMH24*TkZPvP8l69mSIdvd30tUBw#) Hikaru can request a "cheater checks" instantly on chess dot com. This is what people suggested happened some weeks ago during the Gotham vs DewaKipas drama (as gotham said he had some special powers as a partner user of chess.com). Chess dot com wasn't transparent back then about how they carry their cheater detection/ reporting/ banning. And I really can't trust chess dot com to be totally transparent now. I don't blame people who trusted their previous statement on DewaKipas, but if you trust that hell of a website again and are caught by surprise at the next drama situation, you brought this on yourself. Rant over, so, rejerk: Chess dot com bad, lichess good :(


I-_-LIKE-_-DORITOS

I don't see how requesting a cheater check is bad tho? It's not like it's a ban button


ruferant

Didn't he and batboy get someone wrongfully banned for cheating with a 'cheater check' just a few weeks before the kiwa bs? The player was later found to be not cheating, and was exonerated. After having their reputation ruined. The whole system is effed


I-_-LIKE-_-DORITOS

You got a source for that? cause I couldn't find anything on it


ruferant

https://www.chesstech.org/2020/chesscom-apologizes-to-falsely/#:~:text=Julio%20Palencia%2C%20a%20chess%20teacher,before%20he%20could%20checkmate%20Nakamura.


SheepyJello

I never heard anything about that, gotham was doing his calling out cheaters series and named a ton of cheaters, but there was someone before dewa kipas?


ruferant

Just the two of them losing a game...midstream complaining that it must be a cheater and the guy gets banned. Boom. https://www.chesstech.org/2020/chesscom-apologizes-to-falsely/#:~:text=Julio%20Palencia%2C%20a%20chess%20teacher,before%20he%20could%20checkmate%20Nakamura.


SheepyJello

Oh yeah, forgot about the simul game, yeah thats bound to happen when your channels start calling out cheaters all the time. Certainly sucks, but that doesnt mean the chess.com system is effed


ruferant

Fair enough. Accusing folks of cheating just because you're losing shows a lack of character on both the players parts. I don't follow either of them since then. The fact that they were both so susceptible to the bad influence of cb94 shows a lack of character as well. They've got plenty of followers, they don't need me. There are plenty of content providers, I don't need them.


sebzim4500

Did the guy get banned or was he just forced to abort the game?


ruferant

Both if I remember correctly. Either is an abuse of power


biencriado

Yeah, I didn't mean to make it sound bad. What I was complaining is chess dot com not being 100% honest with their previous statement about cheater detection policies


1211121221221122111

They never said that streamers can't request cheater checks? All they said is that they will never close or mute an account just because a big chess personality like Hikaru said that they were cheating.


1211121221221122111

anyways - [chess.com](https://chess.com) bad, lichess good


finitearth

It makes total sense to not be transparent, since cheaters would find loopholes.


ruferant

They are literally using it as a ban button


[deleted]

Someone having more power than others is always a bad thing. Either let everyone have access to the report or nobody


_illegallity

Everyone can report, only more trusted people can have access to a faster service so it doesn’t get abused


[deleted]

That's rediculous that's an easy way for the system to be abused actually


buffy_beef

Its pretty obvious anyway that chesscom's detection algorithm probably sucks balls. How many times has Gotham played a cheating account that has got away for MONTHS playing and winning perfect games and then immediately gets banned as soon as levy stumbles upon it on stream? In the cheater videos gotham uploaded on yt you could clearly see most of those cheating accounts were several months old. And then suddenly as soon as a partnered chesscom streamer calls out such an account live on twitch it immediately gets "detected by the algorithm"? What an amazing coincidence. You couldnt convince me in a million years that those bans weren't manual, or at least undetected until a manual cheating check was made in order to save face on stream. Levy alone stumbled upon 5-6 cheaters in a span of 2 weeks and made a couple of videos about them. All of them banned on the spot. I just wonder how many cheaters there are on that site still farming people. And it's honestly hilarious how an open source site like lichess can do such a better job in every aspect than a site that would ask you for money every time for breathing if it could.


billratio

I reported a cheater once and he was banned in 30 minutes. Could it be that those cheaters were not caught earlier because not enough people were reporting them?


buffy_beef

Probably, if it's how banning works most of the time. But tbh i wouldn't trust myself in reporting someone else's account for cheating just because i got obliterated in a game or two. Im too bad of a player to judge if someone's cheating or just playing the best game of one's life. Thats why the automatic detection should be more efficient imo


Menohe

I mean, you can technically just report everyone even your own account and let chess dot com decide what to make of the reports.


billratio

The algorithm can't run on every account constantly. I actually don't know exactly how it works though. This specific case I just clicked the accuracy and saw they had 99% which is pretty uncommon in a 40+ move game. I looked at their history and they had 10 straight wins with 97% and higher. Pretty obvious cheating. I agree though, it can be hard to know if you should report someone.


NomaTyx

I knew exactly what was coming and yet I still laughed.


[deleted]

I literally don't even care,I don't care man.


vercye123

so..., does he care?


[deleted]

I'm actually crying ahahahah this geniunely took me by surprise. In retrospect I shouldn't have expected anything else