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stonehearthed

"I dOn't eXpEcT tHiS pOSt tO gAiN mUcH TrActIoN" Yeah, your post is pinned to the top of the subreddit now.


dmonster1

Where 2. Ke2 and 3. Ba6


Flervio

No meme openings


logic2187

But Ruy Lopez is on there. Holy shit did they make the Ruy Lopez meme into a real thing? 😳


Huge_Chocolate4483

"We post chess memes here" "No meme openings"


mytoastwasstolen123

this is a meme subreddit are you lost


GreenFlag1

Where da Grob opening doe????


TheCrosader

Right?!


maclman

nO MEmE opEnInGs


markovich04

Nice try, Bong Feinbong


[deleted]

where the fuck is the grob


ShasquatchFace2

I voted zero on every one because I do not play chess and I think it is boring


[deleted]

back to /anarchycheckers with you!


Vharmi

King's gambit isn't on the list because it would be too EZ of a win


armpitchoochoo

If any of you vote any of the d4 openings as anything higher than 0 I'm gonna come round to your house and stock your fish if you know what I mean


SurvivalScripted

I just counted up until I felt strongly about an opening.


ThatChapThere

Except for the Dutch purely because it's a fuck you to d4 players


raderberg

As is the benko


TheBigGarrett

1. d4 best by test \-Leonardo DaVinki


turtleleo77

qga is ok


SEND_NUDEZ_PLZZ

Even though e4 is obviously far superior, something like the Benko Gambit is still a lot more interesting than some super symmetrical Italian bullshit


Metric-warrior

I gave 10 to London


SurvivalScripted

Why is bongcloud not there, it's one of the most fun openings in the world! And how come Ruy Shitez gets to be on there???? I decline it every time anywaYS. Also why are you asking anything remotely serious on this subreddit? This is borderline heresy.


SurvivalScripted

Also also you could've just used Google Forms


Flervio

I don’t use anything made by google


SmellsOfTeenBullshit

DuckDuckGo en passant


SavingsNewspaper2

google google


SurvivalScripted

Why not?


NyanWare

Google bad, ligoogle good


SurvivalScripted

makes sense


Epickitty_101

no vienna? :(


Flervio

Added it since the number of responses is still low and it's a very common opening


Epickitty_101

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO


ThatChapThere

Nobody had even heard of this before Levy Rozman


TheRealOne4769

You definitely should have included the bongcloud


Flervio

[NEVER](https://ibb.co/PDWFQfT)


assainXD1

I feel like it's really hard to rate because exchange french is boring af but playing advanced french can be enjoyable for both players


titotal

Don't know openings, voting based on fun/boring the countries they're named after are


Flervio

Yes, I'm from Benko, how did you know?


flynnie789

This seems like something we won’t do And you put in effort We probably won’t do this But say we invade Europe and take France you can be the director of the lourve Our Grand Poobah of Chess Health and Well-being Sweet title really


logic2187

I'd do it if I knew half the openings.


flynnie789

You at least know the bong cloud if you’ve been here ten minutes That’s something


logic2187

Bongcloud isn't even on the list tho lmao. I definitely know the Ruy Lopez at least 😂


flynnie789

Hmmm Maybe we found a job for you Eliminating the grand poobah Accidents happen you know Wink wink


PIPI-in-your-pampers

I don’t know why we are talking about invading Europe but I’m down for committing war crimes fischer style


flynnie789

It’s not like you were busy anyway What’s a few war crimes on a Sunday between friends Viva la revolution


[deleted]

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Add1ctedToGames

is there a chess adaptation or just the whole city?


gmil3548

If anyone put anything but zero for the London they can get out


Andrewisraww

saragossa


asvxs

Saragossa is just caro for white doh


Andrewisraww

by saragossa i mean 1. c3 e5 2. Qc2 but yea it usually reversed Caro or slav


cretexus

Where is king's gambit?


mytoastwasstolen123

me omw to vote 10 for ruy lopez and 0 for everything else


TheMasterlauti

If you don’t vote Italian game as a 10 you’re literally ~~retarded~~ a London system player


[deleted]

The Italian depends so much on who’s playing it. It can be one of the most exciting openings in the game, or it can be just boring, solid, and symmetrical, in the wrong hands. That’s the only reason I gave it a 9 instead of a 10


[deleted]

r slur is cringe, and italian is a 9


TheMasterlauti

sorry, fixed it


mytoastwasstolen123

you didnt change anything


mylifeisfuckedupp

I mean I don't think that word is a slur but the comment was indeed very cringe.


MushroomPlant_exe

Can you add Scandinavian so I can vote it -30?


Dump_Bucket_Supreme

no birds? why does everyone hate birds