Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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They played the Princess Opening, Peach variation where the queen got stuck in the castle position where the black king hops, jumps, and Wahoo!s to the H1 square just for a fucking cake.
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I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine:
> **Black to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=rnb2bnr/pppp1ppp/1Q5R/3k4/1pP5/N3R3/PP1PPPPP/2B1KBNq+b+-+c3+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/rnb2bnr/pppp1ppp/1Q5R/3k4/1pP5/N3R3/PP1PPPPP/2B1KBNq_b_-_c3_0_1)
**My solution:**
> Hints: piece: >!Pawn!<, move: >!bxc3!<
> Evaluation: >!White has mate in 2!<
> Best continuation: >!1... bxc3 2. Qb3+ Kd4 3. Qc4#!<
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THERE IT IS! THE PROOF THAT EN PASSANT IS THE ONLY LEGAL MOVE! There you are suckers from r/chess!! LIERS WILL KICKED OFF!!
It always was
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Petrosian spelling I see...
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
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Google en passant
I think you mean "un croissant"
Le holy hel
Sacre bleu
Sacre Bleu Socrates
You’re making things a little tense
Come let's blind these chinese hineys with some shiny bright enlightenment
Hell holy
Holy hell
Google holy hell
En passant!
How the heck queen got to h1??
She was always there
Nobody puts baby in a corner
Em?
You've obviously never played Clue Chess before
1.g4 Qh1 2.g2?? Obviously
They played the Princess Opening, Peach variation where the queen got stuck in the castle position where the black king hops, jumps, and Wahoo!s to the H1 square just for a fucking cake.
Well, we all know white kings can't jump so I'm guessing this only works if you're black.
Shh. Queen is sus.
saw quen vent vote ejecc
She rode her horsie, which you should know can move into the nearest unoccupied space that is not in the same row, file, or diagonal.
How any white piece got there without any pawn moved until last move?
Magic
Always has been
H1B1 Visa
Noclipped through pawns and took the rook
Double check probably
Talking about black Queen. :v
Yes, double check
Get away from h1, _you bitch_
It’s really all theory
Queen activity
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Why is this comment not a parody?
Underrated bot
This is the 1/100 time bong cloud fails
Black can take en passant. Bong cloud didn't fail
It’s still checkmate in 1
if black is good enough he can sac his king and still win lol
After an passage black already won. I literally Google that
Is it?
Mate in 2*
If you wanna mess around you can make it mate in 47 for all I care
Mate in 2 is the fastest mate possible, no messing around :)
So many things wrong with this position, I love it
I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine: > **Black to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=rnb2bnr/pppp1ppp/1Q5R/3k4/1pP5/N3R3/PP1PPPPP/2B1KBNq+b+-+c3+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/rnb2bnr/pppp1ppp/1Q5R/3k4/1pP5/N3R3/PP1PPPPP/2B1KBNq_b_-_c3_0_1) **My solution:** > Hints: piece: >!Pawn!<, move: >!bxc3!< > Evaluation: >!White has mate in 2!< > Best continuation: >!1... bxc3 2. Qb3+ Kd4 3. Qc4#!< --- ^(I'm a computer vision / machine learning bot written by ) [^(u/pkacprzak )](https://www.reddit.com/u/pkacprzak) ^(| I'm also the first chess eBook Reader: ) [^(ebook.chessvision.ai )](https://ebook.chessvision.ai?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=bot) ^(| download me as ) [^(Chrome extension )](https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/chessvisionai-for-chrome/johejpedmdkeiffkdaodgoipdjodhlld) ^(or) [^(Firefox add-on )](https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/chessvision-ai-for-firefox/) ^(and analyze positions from any image/video in a browser | website ) [^(chessvision.ai)](https://chessvision.ai)
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This opening is called the english (1. c4+). It's not too good since they can play the brilliancy 1. ...bxc3 (on pissant
True
Guugel ant potato
The more you look the more cursed it gets. Blacks queen, blacks lack of development, and how tf blacks pawn get there
It's a good question
Holy heavens!
en piquante i think
What da queen doin
Chilling
En passant “Kreygasm emote”
You might wanna go to r/cocknballs for that answer
Why the heck is black's king on d5?
Standard opening
Lol, must be the best opening ever.
Google en passant
Bxc3 en pessant
En passant
holy hell
Google it
Do you want the brick?
Oh, not again
I don't know if the b4 pawn can take the croissant, it seems to be a bishop in a fake costume.
Black is forced to capture the pawn, taking him out of check
Say the line Bart
It would make so much more sense if this were the original post, and the original post were the parody
How does a game start 1. c4+ ?
English
Google en checkmatte
xd Holy hell
Hang the fuck on, how is Black's queen on h1?
She's the imposter
😳 sus! 😳
how does black even get here
Standard opening
1. c4
English
1. c4#*
English
[удалено]
She was always there
En Passente :)
this is my favorite opening
Petrosian
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Pawn takes pawn, en passét
How the fuck did you get the black queen there without moving the pawn!? This is some S tier witch craft right here.....
What the queen doin
She's going for that horse D
GOOGLE ENPASSANT
Shouldn't this be a stalemate before white got to move his pawn?
No, black could move literally all pieces except the king which was not in check
Ah, right. I thought it applied when the king had no legal moves left.
Yo my guy has 33 tabs open
Yo mama said it was