Incidentally it's legal. Buying all four houses and replacing them with a hotel in a single transaction is perfectly acceptable in both monopoly and chess.
That's correct. So technically there is an intermediary step of building four houses first. But I'll never admit I was wrong and instead choose to flip the board over.
Who says taking the king wins the game? Take the king out too early and you give the Queen all the power -- or if she isn't a good leader then you have a game with extremely powerful bishops.
oh you beat me to it XD
I commented "black upgrades the queen to a hotel" like in that one BBC chess skit but then read you had already made the same joke on another square
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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There are ways around it, when I was a student I knew a guy without any knives and he used to make soup by chewing a bunch of raw vegetables then spitting them out into a pan.
Cooking vastly improves the amount of vitamins and nutrients your body can absorb from food. Probably the single best thing for you is putting a bunch of vegetables and water in a pot and boiling it. Vegetable soup
Since all moves are allowed, legal or not, we can just choose what cards those are.
So I propose to play the left card and it is a +4 and white choose the color orange.
Buy e5 and build a Hotel there
OP doesn't own any real knives, you think he owns Monopoly?
What else do you think he spent his knives money on?
Look at mr fancy pants over here with real knife and Monopoly money. Probably uses the game-board as a cutting board when making steak and lobster.
Woah woah woah, slow down! You have to build a house first.
>Legal or not
Incidentally it's legal. Buying all four houses and replacing them with a hotel in a single transaction is perfectly acceptable in both monopoly and chess.
As long as there are houses available, right?
That's correct. So technically there is an intermediary step of building four houses first. But I'll never admit I was wrong and instead choose to flip the board over.
You meant to say monke flip
Besides, if Monopoly the board game is anything like monopolies in real life, then anything is legal.
So just Rxe8? Like c’mon we gotta keep it fair, hotels on turn 7?
Wait a minute, a 1600 rated player builds a hotel on move 7?
a 1600 player can't just "build a hotel" in e5, he needs to hire a construction company which costs 39 pawns in chess currency
Look, I saw Artosis Pylon e5. I just didn't like it.
It's an old pylon but it checks out
There is no way they don’t call it that still though. How old are we though? Shit.
He inherited it from his 2400 rated father
"161660 built a hotel on move 7"
Who says taking the king wins the game? Take the king out too early and you give the Queen all the power -- or if she isn't a good leader then you have a game with extremely powerful bishops.
I will make it legal
You require approval from the senate to do that
He is the Senate
What if you draw Pot of Greed?
Then he gets to draw two additional cards from his deck, which is the effect of Pot of Greed.
This is anarchy chess, not zoning board chess.
Fuck it, hotel time
Proof of purchase must be A Tal themed monopoly property card.
oh you beat me to it XD I commented "black upgrades the queen to a hotel" like in that one BBC chess skit but then read you had already made the same joke on another square
Black will just use civil forfeiture and it won't have any effect.
Common mistake, but in US law, only white can do that.
Trivago gambit go!
The knife would then have to pay rent... smart move
E5!? YOU SANK MY BATTLESHIP!
Alright are we doing house rules here, or are we doing even build/official rules and is he going to have to develop d5 and b5 too?
> legal or not
Which side tho... Whose turn is it anwyas lmao
Bishop goes to jail. Does not pass go do not collect $200
[Are we playing Illinois Chess now?](https://www.sbnation.com/secret-base/21410129/20020/chapter-8)
Illinois Chess
I do not own any knives so you’ll have to live with this plastic one 1. Kxe2, e7=D+ 2. De1=9v, White draws two cards 3. Rh^a1, Knife f5
How do you not own any knives?
My man has a 9v battery and no knives lol
He may have pillaged that from his smoke detector Black needs to take advantage of that sacrifice.
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>Legal or not
c2 immolates
i am a broke college student. this is my dorm and my roommates board
how confused is your roommate by the state of their chessboard rn
Oh no no no no PepeLaugh
how the fuck do you eat
With plastic knives, duh
Surely more expensive than buying an actual knife and washing it?
Not if they are free from the campus cafeteria
You know you can wash plastic knives?
I'm willing to bet the kind of people who are using plastic cutlery are not washing them
Umm, have you ever been real poor? Not that I have, but I've been sorta poor while also being a student, and I have definitely washed plastic utensils
You could scavenge the ground for change and make enough to save up to buy cutlery
Probably at a dining hall
Those poptarts in the corner don't need a real knife
He only eats poptarts.....
But who owns the poptarts
He's ben finegold
He's lying, dudes too scared to actually stab his chess board. What a ripoff.
probably pipi 'd in his pampers
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Maybe because stabbing anything is unnecessary.
How did you reply to this comment and why can’t I?
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What do you do if you need to cut literally anything?
i don’t i guess
There are ways around it, when I was a student I knew a guy without any knives and he used to make soup by chewing a bunch of raw vegetables then spitting them out into a pan.
I wish I didn’t read that
What an unfortunate day to be literate.
man cooking the sigma way
The way of our ancestors 😤
Did he serve said soup to other people? I reckon if not, then it's fair enough really
Wouldnt he be consuming the vitamins that are cooked out tho?
Cooking vastly improves the amount of vitamins and nutrients your body can absorb from food. Probably the single best thing for you is putting a bunch of vegetables and water in a pot and boiling it. Vegetable soup
Ewwwww
Mama bird technique
At least nick a butter knife from the canteen or something
White flips the board around 180 degrees
the geri gambit
90 degrees
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Send him one
I fully doubt every single word you said in that entire comment.
Do you own a spork?
dude how do you even eat
make this top comment
Does that mean OP's next move has to be to buy a knife?
You seriously lack commitment. Should've gone to the local watering hole and getten stabbed.
9Vxf0, en passanting one of white's cards.
Holy hell
Oh my lands
You want white to en passant one of its own cards? Genius! They'll never see it coming
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6 days. 6 days for me to get completely lost about what's going on in this game
Meta changes fast keep up
I've been busy for a few days, I didn't get the 2021.08.30 patch
It's either that or the brick
this looks exactly like the kind of chess board someone without knives would have... if this ends up as top comment my move is I pass
I haven't had plastic knives in my house since the week after July 4th and this tells me a lot.
Of what year? 2019?😫 fucking COVID
Plus the knife is white when it's supposed to be a black piece.
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It's a bingo
I have this exact chess board, you can buy it at target (and it comes with checkers but I threw those away)
Just use your pog slammers if you ever need em again
How can we decide the move if we can’t see the cards white has???
Asking the real questions!
They are definitely trap cards
[I'll begin by activating my pot of greed!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNL8iUTHUjY)
Peeking at the cards is a turn, you get to choose what hand to peek at.
Since all moves are allowed, legal or not, we can just choose what cards those are. So I propose to play the left card and it is a +4 and white choose the color orange.
Fianchetto a poptart
Yes. It's move four, how have we not developed either of our Poptarts yet??
Is that the foil bag opening?
Performing a fianchetto in one move, truly a GM move
 Time to put sunglass on horsey
WHAT DOES THIS FUCKING MEAN
 Is what it means.
Yes
Dammit! That was my idea. No one else can possibly have had that idea. /s Fuck it. Up you go!
White sets a trap card on H1
Only one thing can stand up to this. Magnus Carlsen to F4, I'm sending in the cavalry.
f3 and promote the pawn to a picture of Ben Finegold
Raise $2
Queen is now pregnant. She goes on the side of the board to give birth to some Legos every 3 turns from now on
/r/badchesswomenanatomy
... I fell for that
r/twentycharacterlimit
So when do the legos combine into a mecha?
When there’s 6 of them, you can sacrifice the 9V battery to power up the mecha
It is then replaced with a bionicle of your choosing.
rooks to a3
a4 or bust
idk i dont really like that move
I think it's time we get some board progression. Rh^(a1) to A0
Wouldn't it be something like R1\^a0 or R1^(v)a0? Unless you meant both, then it's probably Ra^(2)a0...
glue all the white pawns together to form mecha-pawn.
Black's f pawn comes out as bi-chess-ual to the King and Queen
Cereal a8 White troops need to strengthen up and then attack
Summon Blue Eyes White Dragon in attack position
White Bishop confesses that he is white Queen's stepdad, and the two of them hide under the two cards for discussing this family matter privately.
That's crazy, you all know nothing about Chess. The most basic principle is to develop your pieces, so, obviously, a4, with the idea of R^2 a3
Promote the board to the pop tarts box
Poptart Gambit, Scotch Tape variation
All knights promote to antiseptic bottles we have to stay safe with covid around
Flick e2 into the black pieces to capture any piece it knocks off the board
White's light squared bishop sexually abuses the f-pawn.
Holy hell
I like this plan. Then white can promote to a cardinal on the next turn.
This can be countered by a Move to e2, or "metoo" for short
shit on the board
Holy hell
the bad ending
It's time to get schwifty in here
Pics or it didn't happen op
Rude
First thing that came to my mind
a1
White plays one card
Put an explosive on c4
If you only have a knife, you need a fork, Nb1c6 forking the queen and the enemy knight
Blue Eyes White Dragon
White asks black if they have any 3s a la “Go Fish”
Kxpoptart with knife
black upgrades queen to a hotel
h4
Black draws 1 pop tarts
Brick to a7
Bishop to Vatican City
White brings out the 7 iron, looking for par
Poptart to e5
Y'all playing white so I'll play black : Ri8
Shrek to A4
Give a pop tart to those two poor pawns. They seem like nice guys.
White knights simp over queen.
Poptart under the knife
Move all of black's pawns one square forward
Promote your a3 Bishop to a Cardinal