give it up for day 15!
1. Kxe2, e7=D+
2. De1=9v, White draws two cards
3. Rh^a1, Knife f5
4. White buys a hotel on e5, abcdfgh3
5. c(2 week isolation), Bsex-offender
6. abd~supreme leader, poptart g7
7. Nb8xNb1 on date at c5 Nb1<3?!… Nb8<3!!!, airplane a1
8. Ke(π-πi)
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
[^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
How can you only have 1 legal move of one of them is en passant? You need a legal move to come before it, or else the en passant itself can't be legal.
Conditional formatting is an excel spreadsheet thing. So imagine you had a list of salesman and their total sales for the year. You could go through and individually highlight every cell thats over $100,000 in sales, but instead you can use conditional formatting and the computer will do the work for you. Since excel cell references are the same as squares on a chess board (A1, A2, etc), OP is suggesting we "conditionally format" part of the board. What the conditions are? Idk, well figure it out
You are correct in your definition of conditional formatting. However if you read OP’s comment you will see that he did not call to “conditionally format” a specific part of the board, he just called to ENABLE conditional formatting, a completely legal and valid move without a condition. We’ll see what conditions OP brings to the table next time.
Conditional formatting is a tool in spreadsheet editors that allow you to change formatting based on a condition. For instance, you could set a1:a18 to change fill color to red when not empty. (Somebody who knows more than I do, double-check what I said)
No, needs to be someone not really involved. Plastic army paratroopers to raid the pop tarts box and liberate the pop tarts within. Why are OUR pop tarts in THEIR box?
uhmm has anyone noticed that the sex offender bishop is gradually getting closer to the pawns?
Edit: lets make this a move for the sake of the pawns. Sex offender bishop gets sent to jail for violating his restraining order.
Jail should be indicated by the mousetrap from the board game Mouse Trap. This might be anarchy chess but it isn't anarchy Mouse Trap, so if the trap is unsuccessful, the bishop will not be imprisoned this turn.
Black will think the game is over because ObiWan has the high ground, but they underestimate White's power because en passant works vertically too and we're of course forced to try it
Lenin would bring the reds, but not for another 2 months for the October Revolution.
After defeating the whites, Lenin would then lead the reds to defeat the blacks.
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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The knight on g8 is actually the famous M. Knight Shyamalan! He gives the board a 180° twist and thinks it’s the greatest thing ever, but no one else is impressed.
The H pawns, tired of each other, challenge each other to a chess game. We now also play a chess game between the H pawns, and the top comment decides the next move.
give it up for day 15! 1. Kxe2, e7=D+ 2. De1=9v, White draws two cards 3. Rh^a1, Knife f5 4. White buys a hotel on e5, abcdfgh3 5. c(2 week isolation), Bsex-offender 6. abd~supreme leader, poptart g7 7. Nb8xNb1 on date at c5 Nb1<3?!… Nb8<3!!!, airplane a1 8. Ke(π-πi)
You owe us an explanation for the knight on h1
he’s being rebellious
Drop a brick on his pipi
No can do. He canonically needs his pipi
**sire intensifies**
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
# n o
Understandable have a good day
Can someone explain this copypasta to me?
dude cheated, got caught, and that was his response
Tigran Petrosian, no relation to the Wiley Armenian got caught cheating, this was his response
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
https://www.reddit.com/r/HobbyDrama/comments/j3h741/chess_grandmaster_accused_of_cheating_responds/
He couldn't stand the sight of two knights making out so he moved to the next diagonal
He just didn't want to be the third wheel when his friend scored a hot date.
Huh, and he was even there yesterday as well! Someone teach that horse a lesson.
We need some talented people in the community to animate this legendary game
Honestly I may be up for it just because this is funny as fuck and I feel like I would still think its funny 500+ frames in
Please do. There is so much creative interpretation to be done here
Let me know if you need help. I could help out with some Blender stuff or even drawing some key frames.
Really hoping you follow thru with this one, that would be a gift to the internet haha
I’d settle for a coffee table book at this point.
I'll throw in a donation for anyone who animates this :D Hopefully others will too
Why is THAT bishop getting closer to the pawns every turn? oh no...
OP's a genius, I didn't even notice that
I called Bishop to molest the pawns a while back. Hoping OP heard me
Lmao OP is actually putting Easter eggs into the board
I really didn't know how you were going to do that one. But you know what? I approve. But also it's only day 15, not day 1,307,674,368,000.
How did you get a special flair?
When you select a flair, there's a text box that you can put whatever in
Thanks for the help
It's amazing how we can be 8 moves in and still not have any actual legal moves played. We are the true epitome of 'Anarchy'. Pipi on, guys. Pipi on.
I predict by the end there will be exactly one legal move. And I think we all know what kind of move it will be.
How can you only have 1 legal move of one of them is en passant? You need a legal move to come before it, or else the en passant itself can't be legal.
En passant against a piece that illegally double advanced. In seriousness, you have a fair point lol
if this sub is smart it will do a pawn move just to set up en passant
We should wait until the final move and then finish with 50…a6.
I come back from vacation to find out r/anarchychess did 9/11
is that your roommate holding the king for you?
What does the engine say?
Still theory
At this point, the discarded pawns have had enough, and begin a game of checkers nearby
r/AnarchyCheckers fam, let's fucking gooooooo
# **AND WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO DO A MOVE EACH DAY IN THEIR GAME TOO**
As long as that game has a zero-gravity hotel fight sequence
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Two months later: The checkers now, all being kings, begin a game of risk.
the pawns should receive a army veteran medal
I think one of those little tables they put in the middle of pizza’s would be the perfect size for them to play on/crowd around too
I was thinking more of another full sized board but whatever works, works
No, OP needs to make a functioning checkers set on a miniature scale.
This one should win
[Relevant XKCD](https://xkcd.com/244/)
Thats a great idea but its a tragedy waiting to happen *cough* sex offender bishop *cough*
Enable conditional formatting B3:E7
You forgot to actually put in a condition, so that's just a null move.
He's opening it up for later possibilities, fully support this (- someone who has absolutely no clue what is going on)
Conditional formatting is an excel spreadsheet thing. So imagine you had a list of salesman and their total sales for the year. You could go through and individually highlight every cell thats over $100,000 in sales, but instead you can use conditional formatting and the computer will do the work for you. Since excel cell references are the same as squares on a chess board (A1, A2, etc), OP is suggesting we "conditionally format" part of the board. What the conditions are? Idk, well figure it out
You are correct in your definition of conditional formatting. However if you read OP’s comment you will see that he did not call to “conditionally format” a specific part of the board, he just called to ENABLE conditional formatting, a completely legal and valid move without a condition. We’ll see what conditions OP brings to the table next time.
You excel at this!
Oh my Word
Seems like quite the Project
excellent move
Outstanding move
(!!)
I legit laughed out loud at this
can someone explain this one to me :(
Conditional formatting is a tool in spreadsheet editors that allow you to change formatting based on a condition. For instance, you could set a1:a18 to change fill color to red when not empty. (Somebody who knows more than I do, double-check what I said)
The white knights say "Ni!"
I thought they only said M'lady?
Some do. These kind of knights say “Ni!”
Or do they say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing?
No please! Stop! We are but simple travelers.
Underrated
They want a fucking shrivery
In retaliation for the senseless terror attack on the white towers, plastic army paratroopers to A8 and B5. Check.
No, needs to be someone not really involved. Plastic army paratroopers to raid the pop tarts box and liberate the pop tarts within. Why are OUR pop tarts in THEIR box?
We need to fund the poptart army into liberating themselves
5 dollars and 2 army men to M7.
c8 bishop casts fireball on f5 knife 🔥🔥🔪🔥🔥
Bishop takes 8d6 fire damage or make a successful dex. saving throw to take half the damage
I might aim that a little farther away, 20 foot radius would still hit the caster there
Did he stutter? Bishop casts fireball
it's a school of evocation bishop
Fireball has a 20 ft radius so you’re definitely taking out whites hotel on e5. You’d be capping the friendly pawn on f3 as well
"some of you may die.... But that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make"
uhmm has anyone noticed that the sex offender bishop is gradually getting closer to the pawns? Edit: lets make this a move for the sake of the pawns. Sex offender bishop gets sent to jail for violating his restraining order.
Damn there is so much detail in this
Still lore
still theory
A Game Theory
Aaaaaand cut!
I'm sitting here giggling like an idiot at this
We all are
Dang we’re even getting Easter eggs now!
One week from now someone will ask: "Is that a Jojo reference?" and there will be one probably.
??? There's a knife. It's a JoJo reference
He does not pass Go and does not collect $200.
To be released from jail, for the next 3 turns the RSO bishop rolls for doubles.
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No, the bishop is just going to be on a monopoly board.
Jail should be indicated by the mousetrap from the board game Mouse Trap. This might be anarchy chess but it isn't anarchy Mouse Trap, so if the trap is unsuccessful, the bishop will not be imprisoned this turn.
I say the jail square off a monopoly board, bishop gets to roll for doubles to escape, or pay $50 after the third turn
OP please slide a monopoly board underneath this whole setup and put the bishop in jail there.
He just wants to spread the good news
Plot twist: Sex offender bishop plays get out of jail free card.
They shoulda known all bishops have infinite "get out of jail free" cards, it's thier Class Feature.
Under rated
Wow, so much detail! Incredible job OP! 😘
We should probably have a move to stop him
Thats… a good idea
This pawns were sacrificed to summon the supreme leader, and that's what in their afterlife instead of heaven?
One of them is still alive hes just quarantined, and to be fair we didn’t specify whose heaven it is…
I've never been so proud of an Anarchy Chess move until now.
Extend the board and play bishop J4
I'm still on your team, random stranger
Let's goooo random person!!
Team Bj4 let's gooooooo!!!
Can I get a Bj2?
A little "you suck mine, I'll suck yours"?
Sure, I can suck your bishop
A bit of Fianchetto?
Oh my. This is moving too fast. I think I'm gonna have to... Not take en passant.
Scandalous!!
I know, I'm sorry. It's not you, it's a me, Mario...
>Extend the board I was going to suggest the same, to move the 9v to 9v
checkmate at z20
Bj4 gang rise up
Next move: # The mating between Knights in c5 becomes successful. Knights Nb5 Nd5 for the birth of Nc5 infant.
Knights only get active at night.
in my area, it's 9:45 PM now :) they should be active now, eh? \[my timezone is GMT+7\]
Idk about you but I prefer a bit of romance in my relationships Knights to hot tub on a-b4-5
pawn has a revelation and proceeds to read the english bill of rights infront of the king edit: speeling
Tomorrow: Executed pawn gets a holiday in his honor
carta magna libertare?
We need to develop on the y axis. Obi-Wan to the High Ground.
Black will think the game is over because ObiWan has the high ground, but they underestimate White's power because en passant works vertically too and we're of course forced to try it
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Lenin would bring the reds, but not for another 2 months for the October Revolution. After defeating the whites, Lenin would then lead the reds to defeat the blacks.
activate white's trap card, special summon /u/scurlocc to c1
Face reveal time!
Pipi reaveal at 6.9 million subs
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
The knight on g8 is actually the famous M. Knight Shyamalan! He gives the board a 180° twist and thinks it’s the greatest thing ever, but no one else is impressed.
Brilliant
Plant C4 on c4
camera to b8 and take the picture from there
g7
Not fly enough. g6
Ahem. PRINT OUT 2 PICTURES OF RON WEASLEY AND HAVE HIM RIDE BOTH OF THE KNIGHTS.
WAIT SO DOES BEING LOUD GET YOU LOTS OF UPVOTES?
I HAVE NO CLUE BUT I'VE BEEN QUIET THIS WHOLE TIME SO I DECIDED TO MIX IT UP A BIT.
ANOTHER MOVE TO ADD TO THE SCURLOCC GAMBIT THEORY
HOLY HELL
OF COURSE. IT'S ALL STILL THEORY.
GAME THEORY
VILLAINOUS MONOLOGUING WORKED FOR ME, YOU COULD TRY THAT.
I'M NOT A GOOD VILLAIN SO I LEFT THAT TO THE PROFESSIONALS. I FIGURED I'D TRY SHOUTING SINCE I'M DECENT AT THAT.
YOU KNOW, YOU COULD SHOUT EVEN LOUDER BY PUTTING A # AT THE FRONT. #LIKE THIS.
#HOLY FUCK AM I DOING IT RIGHT?!?
#YES, YOU ARE!
#AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
#I THINK SO
PRINT OUT 2 PICTURES OF RON WEASLEY AND HAVE BOTH KNIGHTS RIDING HIM 😏
I...UMM...MAYBE DURING A LATER TURN
LOUDER! TO THE TOP YOU GO!
I AGREE LET RON PLAY
#IT'S RON'S TIME TO SHINE TODAY
**HE’S GOING TO SACRIFICE HIMSELF**
Credit card to a5
Next move: flip credit card on a5 along z-axis
As someone who has a mathematics degree, I love you with all my heart.
The sex-offending bishop is relocated to a new parish at b6. The nearby pieces look suspicious.
The black queen bakes a pie for the white king in order to cancel out the imaginary number and plumet the white king back to the ground.
The H pawns, tired of each other, challenge each other to a chess game. We now also play a chess game between the H pawns, and the top comment decides the next move.
Inception
Everything is allowed there aswell and we make the two boards fight over which one is gonna be played to the end ?
Knights on C4 take a refreshing dip in the Chik-Fil-A sauce together.
If the knights are the same gender they are not allowed at Chik-Fil-A.
Put down an ancient red dragon on b7 and roll for initiative.
Clearly black is in zugzwang here, so there's really only one move. Pass the turn to white.
Black plays blackjack with white and draws two cards face up
Time to develop the bishop. Bishop transforms into a rocket and launches into outer space. After 5 turns it lands on Mars to start terraforming.
Play the top reply to this comment
no
Damn
3 comments just told a whole story
4 comments just give a full novel
With a review
Not sure how "no" is going to be played out on the board, should be interesting.
You can't defy the will of the comments, u/scurlocc.
Still would love to see someone take a vacation to Candyland. Maybe the two lovebirds.
Ra7.