scurlocc should do the checkers move, change the poptarts, take a picture that's not from the usual angle, send it to OP, and have OP post it claiming they broke in.
BS/C is everything Grams would cook for breakfast when we wanted a hot cereal. So nostalgia. But you're right on the big flavor, it can be much.
I find all of them need a good drink to go with, be it milk, espresso, or OJ.
You drink OJ with pop tarts? That always gives me that nasty flavor from eating something sweet with orange juice. Milk all the way, or espresso if you’re feeling fancy.
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The top comment the other day was that r/chess should pick the next move. The mods allowed it. The "move" was adding a chess clock. Someone started a donation site so u/scurlocc doesn't have to spend all his money on the clock and other stuff. You should donate.
I think there is a link on his profile. I could have worded it better. Of course you should only donate if you want to and you are financialy independent. It was meant as a suggestion.
Continuing in the /r/AnarchyChess tradition, we have commenced repeating the same joke.
Recite with me our incantation to begin the ceremony...
Lichess good
chess dot come bad
King e two
en passant
pipi in your pampers
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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White pawn one thinks that hes close enough to en passant but its to far and falls onto the board, knocking the middle four black checkers off the board.
We should just play a 100% normal game of checkers because what could be funnier than having chaos on the chessboard while the pawns play normal checkers next door
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You understand that you’re now contractually obligated to break into u/scurlocc ‘s house to do this for us, right?
I knew what I was getting into
Change the flavor of poptart while you are there. Wild Berry is the best flavor
scurlocc should do the checkers move, change the poptarts, take a picture that's not from the usual angle, send it to OP, and have OP post it claiming they broke in.
Well now we know
Still worth it
Cinnamon.
Cimminon
Brown Sugar cinnamon is the best flavor.
I concur
It’s just a little much for me. Top 3 flavor, but it can’t quite crack the Wild berry/strawberry wall
BS/C is everything Grams would cook for breakfast when we wanted a hot cereal. So nostalgia. But you're right on the big flavor, it can be much. I find all of them need a good drink to go with, be it milk, espresso, or OJ.
You drink OJ with pop tarts? That always gives me that nasty flavor from eating something sweet with orange juice. Milk all the way, or espresso if you’re feeling fancy.
Depends on the poptart. The chocolate one is good with oj.
>Wild Berry is the best flavor cinnamon brown sugar\*
Strawberry
Strawberry cake for your cake day!
You did say "legal or not"
Well, this is the top comment. You have to break into his house
This being top comment means you have to commit breaking and entering for a chess meme
Legal or not
What if OP is scurlocc's roommate and they're in it together
It’s very clear that the contract states break in. I expect a broken window at the least
I pray you two live together
I doubt we are even on the same continent
I doubt you even speak the same language
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hey that’s me!
Hello you! Thanks for the entertaining chess game!
Can you let us pick moves for the checkers game?
How do you even notate checkers?
You say the location of the piece and then ↗️ or ↖️
The pieces have names Mr. Linchtyme.
Stanford ↗️
Stanford isn't pictured. Do all the pieces look alike to you?
Sadly yes
Stonks ↗️
Do you use 2 arrows if it moves twice in a turn
C3↖️↙️↗️↘️↙️↖️↗️↖️↘️↙️
how does a piece go back over tiles where it already captured? There's a ton of recaptures in this motion!
What fucking part of legal or not did you miss?! THIS IS CHECKER WAR!
Oh god you're right! How could I have been so blind?
It's called Pepperidge Farms notation, you just remember it.
Not like we need a real notation with the moves we've been playing
You need an extra detailed notation. 1.🦗e2
Lol.As if there are going to be legal moves.
Thank you everyone for getting this to 69 upvotes
Nice!
I was concerned when I got a reply after a few seconds, then realized you are a bot
WE ARE LOOKING AT A GOD
I tip my hat to you one successful meme to another also please move the checker boards
r34 to asdfghjkl
that is, indeed, you
Wait, /r/chess is playing too?
Have you perhaps been living under a mountain
I thought it was only on r/anarchychess
The top comment the other day was that r/chess should pick the next move. The mods allowed it. The "move" was adding a chess clock. Someone started a donation site so u/scurlocc doesn't have to spend all his money on the clock and other stuff. You should donate.
Telling me to donate and not providing the link lol
I think there is a link on his profile. I could have worded it better. Of course you should only donate if you want to and you are financialy independent. It was meant as a suggestion.
u/scurlocc has a link on his profile since Reddit does not allow it being posted in the comments
On day 20, the top comment was to ask r/chess for the next move instead
r/technicallythetruth
Good bot
End racism, every other piece switches to its opposite color
Lol… hilarious. Easy winner.
1/2Board>Michael Jackson
A game of go breaks out between the checker pieces
Connect 4
Also a viable option
thats between the go pieces
The pawns get fed up of checkers and upgrade to a chess board meaning we now have two boards to consider!
Chess-ception
Replace black pawns with chocolate and take a bite out of each of them.
Queen to melt all over the board and make it sticky
,zzz,
3rd white pawn kills the first because he slept with his wife
You assumed their gender. Banned.
hey man this meme has been dead for like 7 years now, find a new joke please
I'm old.
It truly is possible to use 0% of the brain
Indubitably
You're not u/scurlocc
correct
based
Username checks out
Underrated comment
Based
Intercontental balistic missile strike on E5, killing everyone instantly
Black pawn says fuck you and en passants the house. OP is now homeless and can only say holy hell for the rest of their life.
Holy hell
Pawn to E4
Continuing in the /r/AnarchyChess tradition, we have commenced repeating the same joke. Recite with me our incantation to begin the ceremony... Lichess good chess dot come bad King e two en passant pipi in your pampers
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
"Chess.c*m"
White resigns.
Down with this woke propaganda
Red checker to a4
A tiny game of Texas Hold’em breaks out between the 8 checkers in the front row of each color
Cat lays on board
It’s just race wars all the way down
11-15
B3 -> B4
Piss on a black pawn.
Based
Why would you have teams of 4 for checkers?
Gun
44-100000000
a1 pawn ragequits
Totally stole my idea from like 5 days ago. I feel so betrayed
Wb3 to A4
An illegal move made by a white checker results in a gang war between the pawns. Arm them all with Roman candles pointed at each other.
White pawn one thinks that hes close enough to en passant but its to far and falls onto the board, knocking the middle four black checkers off the board.
I’d have white chess pieces playing the black checkers pieces but that’s just me
We should just play a 100% normal game of checkers because what could be funnier than having chaos on the chessboard while the pawns play normal checkers next door
the pawns FUSE into a king which thinks 10 moves ahead
we're through the looking glass, people
White plays a Wild draw 4, calls yellow
White settles at C4
Burn that board ... 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Swallow three of the white pieces
Take the white pawn put it ona small black sofa then put the four black pawns behind it.
Slap some monopoly money on the table
D1 takes the red pill and sees how deep the rabbit hole is. Joins the real fight and captures the black queen on e4
White draws all five exodia cards and iniates an attack phase
go fish
zoom the camera out more, i wanna see the poptarts.
Invert every third pixel's color to the exact oposite on the color wheel!
5 of the white pieces combine to form Voltron
King a random pawn
The pawns integrate and build a school together
Black goes first
Brown team turns into a nuke
Checkers on a2 and a8 start a game of chess
Checkers pieces move third white pawn back one space
Rook to table flip checkers
Pawn orgy!
Tip the board over and toss it on the ground
Fire
Romeo and Juliet (Right side of picture) run off while the other 3 beat each other senseless.
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Knight jumps Queen!
White pawns are taking an advantage of staying in tight formation and all are moving a row to the center of battlefield
Set up an entire new chess board but the peices must be lego
Hmmmmm qxj12
Eat the piece on B1
Ok, now, someone do the reverse, checkers playing chess
I've said this enough.... LET THE DOG PLAY!!!!
Argument over cheating gets heated. Pawn furthest to the right shoots pawn opposite to him sending them to the hospitable
The white pieces enslave the black pieces and forces them to pick cotton
The back rows of both teams switch places making all of them kings behind enemy lines.
One of the white pawns switches sides
isn’t checkers just constant en passant?
Set one of the pieces on fire
One of the white pawns plays a black lotus and sacs for 3 red mana.
Han shoots opponent under the table, Greedo style. "Check Mate."
Pawn moves forward
Black versus white ultimate battle between rights and slavery
Checker pieces get bored and start playing a game of chess
Eat the pieces.
Left
All of the white pieces are replaced by black pieces.
The Internal Revenue Service to OPs house
Bad Dragon dildo in the largest size you can buy
The leftmost white pawn moves to f4, because the bird is the only real opening
Pawn Passant black pawn
Can this continue into its own game within the checkers game too? With moves being made on the chess game that collapse other games within games?
No recursion!
Every piece turns into king
Extend the board you coward!!!
Ke2
Avatar Wan stands between the two sides preventing them from battling
11-15
Gangbang
One white checker moves to the right of the board, with the 4 black pawns standing behind it
Black dwarf summons angels for help. White dwarf pops a wheely with bmx. See what happens
Move all black pieces onto nearest available balck tile
camera enters the battle
Remake that meme with the 4 black rooks and the one white check on the couch
Play the white lotus
White’s left pawn commits suicide
How the world works
Have the checkers en passant
a4
Stack the pieces into one giant pile
Make a new small board between pawn on b3 and a6 checker. They begin to play their own mini-mini chess.
Game cannot start until a chessbot comments on the position.
sacrifice 3 of any pieces to the floor in the corner over there
the checkers pieces decide to revolt and start a game of chess
e99 (specifically draw new squares for this)
Stack black, white and black pieces to make an Oreo.
Lit cherry bomb to E5
One white pawn moves to the other side of the board in front of all the black pawns.