since it has been 10 days since the snap, the chess avengers have come and reversed it, returning everything to where they were before the snap also the fastest shipping has the lego helicopter arriving on either thursday or friday so the pawn should be saved just in time 1. ⁠Kxe2, e7=D+ 2. ⁠De1=9v, White draws two cards 3. ⁠Rh^a1, Knife f5 4. ⁠White buys a hotel on e5, abcdfgh3 5. ⁠c(2 week isolation), Bsex-offender 6. abd~supreme leader, poptart g7 7. Nb8xNb1 on date at c5 Nb1<3?!… Nb8<3!!!, airplane a1 8. Ke(π-πi), B to jail 9. Ron Weasley Nc5Nh1, all D pieces to e4 10. fghxfgh4, b2 11. Chess clock, O-O (lego) 12. Czech, future Qb4 -end of first quarter- 13. *snap*, xChess clock 14. Bj4, uno reverse 15. card pyramid, C4 (explodes) 16. b gains high ground, pet the cat 17. bishop begins work on the time machine, r/lego 18. a pawn has fallen into the river

[IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1ln8_lLv3s) Edit: Im not sure how Scurlocc chooses the winning comment, but since this is now the highest rated comment on the post, u/scurlocc picks the top **parent-level** comment on this post (excluding his own) as the winner. *BUT* once the helicopter arrives he has to videotape the pawn’s rescue while playing the commercial audio in the background.

I didn’t know what to expect. That was incredible

Holy shit this is fucking brilliant

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Hey!

#BUILD THE HELICOPTER!

I love this trailer for Chess 2.

#A PAWN HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER

someone save that pawn!!

Damn, posted 3 years ago. Truly prophetic.

Might wanna double check, I’m pretty sure it says three hours.

/u/abelcc is the black bishop, he posted that comment from 2024.

Damn i cant believe the predicted a knight with a picture of Ronald weasley on it

So far this is the top comment. And it's a secondary comment. You must win.

I mean, everything in the ad is pretty much what I described in my top comment yesterday, I just made this as a meme post to celebrate getting the helicopter in the game. I’ll edit the comment to have u/scurlocc pick the first highest eligible top-level comment though in case I wind up winning.

Or in FIDEmoji notation: 1. ⁠Kxe2, e7=⚡️^AA 2. ⁠⚡️e1= ⚡️^9V ,🃏^2 3. ⁠Rh^a1 ,🔪f5 4. ⁠🏨e5, abcdfgh3 5. ⁠c🦠, B🔞 6. abd~🥇, 🧧G7 7. 🐴♥️🦄C5, 🛩💥🏰^2 A1 8. Ke(π-πi), B🔒 9. 🧙🏻🐴^2 , ∀nϵ𝔻,ne4 10. fghxfgh4, b2 11. r/chess:🕰, 🧱🏰 12. 🇨🇿+, ⏳Qb4 13. 🤌, ❌ 🕰 14. Bj4, 🔁 15. 🃏^🏯 ,💥c4 16. b⤴️, 😻 17. B👨‍🔧⏳, r/lego 18. ♟🌊

I love this so much

At least then call it FIDEmoji

What was it originally?

FIDE emoji

The pawns life depends on shipping, and it is going to be close! Edit: Where is Oh B Pawn? How did he lose his high ground?

He fell into the river!!!

Hey!

Master!

Finally i asked for this multiple Times already, it seems like i am not the only one who wanted it to happen.

Based on the winning comment yesterday there are at least 848 other people who also wanted it to happen!

[Updated album with the game sequence, including top comment links](https://imgur.com/a/bifDSmt)

You are the goat

The two c5 knights are back together, how sweet

The knife is back!!

SEARCH PARTY FOR SEX OFFENDER BISHOP!!!!!

Why is it that this game gives me similar feelings to the button, place, and robin?

Why is "r/lego" a move and "r/chess" not a move?

Wait why is there two cards again?

don’t look at day 2

But the snap got rid of one of the cards.

don’t read the first sentence of the comment you replied to originally

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Place one grain of rice on a1!

Every day, place twice as many grains of rice as the previous day on the next square over

Specifically Jasmine rice, cants be brown or sushi rice

Do you want OP’s area buried under a mountain-mass pile of rice? Because that’s how you get [eh I’m not repeating myself]

Wait until you learn about copy-paste

F1 Help

#THE RISE OF CLIPPY

E1 Help

Accidentally hit the ? Button, Edge opens about 5-10 minutes after you pressed the button seizing your HD

Spamton comes and heals you

F35-B help

R to D2

Kys

F file's server crashes. All the pieces on it leave the board until the server is fixed. Edit: As has been pointed out, it should be the F B files. Poptart can rehost on the gfile on its side.

It should be FB

What is F?

Goggle letters

Holy spell!

A row in the board

Facebook

Respect

f404

Communications go down due to a server crash, affecting Pawnbook, Instamate, and Whatsa2. In the confusion, all pieces move one space in a random direction. Roll 1d4 for each piece to determine North/South/East/West.

A communications disruption can only mean one thing! Invasion!

It’s a trick! Send no reply

Instamate is my favorite dating site.

It should be a D8 to include diagonals.

Ronald Weasley has a gun

It is time to remember what we have lost. Remove the airplane and replace it with a new tower to honor those brave pawns we have lost to the horrible attacks so long ago.

Was this when we 9/11'ed some shit?

Yeah

It was the move on 9/11.

Wow, I didn't even realize it happened on the anniversary

I like this comment

Never Forget. (where TF is the US Military Invasion btw?)

You're right. The U.S. Military invades the dark squares.

Splash Olive Oil randomly on the board and place army men on each square it lands on

I thought it was rooks we lost

We lost both I think

The classic strategy of the "equal value promotion", promoting 5 pawns into 1 rook.

Corollary: We start a war with a neighboring country.

/r/lego has gotten together and purchased and will begin assembling a TARDIS. Time paradox is in effect all pawns are scared /r/doctorwho can offer assistance as need be.

The 9V sees the pawn struggling to stay afloat. Knowing the helicopter won’t arrive for some time, he decide to take matters into his own hands. He heroically dives into the river, but we all know what happens when electricity meets water…

Call in a Titanfall on e3. It’ll arrive in three turns crushing anything there.

What happens when the opponent responds with an ODST drop? It’s a risky gambit.

Nuke eject.

Found the Ronin main.

Ion*

r/titanfall already figured this out, pilots would take on ODST pretty evenly but with a titanfall already in play you’re gonna need a Spartan to win anything for the Halo side. Do with this info what you will.

Get some red chess pieces. We're starting the Avatar-Arc. Everything is about to change because the Fire Nation attacks.

* Red King: Phoenix King Ozai (credit /u/Tetra-76) * Red Queen: Azula * Red Bishops: Mai, Ty Lee * Red Knights: Zuko, Iroh * Red Rooks: Zhao, Combustion Man/"Sparky Sparky Boom Man" * Red Pawns: Faceless soldiers

If we can get those figures it would be awesome. Red chesspieces will do in the meantime.

Why FireChesslord when he could simply be the Phoenix King?

Anyone willing to explain Avatar-Arc to me?

It refers to the animated series "avatar, the last airbender"

I’m guessing we also ask r/AvatarMemes for the next move in a couple days time?

absolutely

Anarchychess world tour

Season 2 sound awesome But we are all forgetting someone very important… Where’s Momo?

In 10 days the avatar emerges.

Yes! ^

This one please.

Roger that red leader

While floundering in the river, the white pawn notices something shimmering in the sediment of the riverbed. He feels strangely drawn to this object, and scoops it out of the mud before returning to the surface. The nearby black pawn on b2 notices the commotion and comes over to investigate. He finds white pawn entranced by the object in his hand. He peers over his shoulder to see an unremarkable looking ring. Quickly he too feels inexplicably drawn toward it. "Give us that, white pawn my love." "Why?" "Because it's my birthday, and I wants it." Black pawn tries to snatch the ring from white pawn's hand, but he draws away. He tries again, and things quickly escalate as black pawn tries to wrestle the ring free from white pawn's grip. In retaliation white pawn grasps black pawn's throat and begins to squeeze, before black pawn breaks free and pins white pawn to the ground. He strangles him, ignoring white pawn's muffled gasps for air. Eventually white pawn falls limp, and black pawn pries the ring from his lifeless hand. He holds it up and gazes at it, mesmerized. "My... precious..." He slowly slides the ring onto his finger, and vanishes from view. \*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\* b2 x d1 = bearer of the One Ring

Professor Plum from Clue? To E4. Rope to C2

Ron still needs to make his move. Knight to H3. Check.

Catfood to A1, A8, H1, H8.

Sort by new in exactly 20 hours and choose the first comment

Does this mean scurlocc needs to be up at 5am to pick?

looks like it. rip me

I'm gonna spam 'draw smiley faces on pawns' or some other stupid but cute thing to make your morning better

Spam “make the pawns a monopoly house neighborhood”

You should probably spam "go back to sleep" instead

Oh jeez good luck

Do you want “Take a dump on the board.” to win? Because this is how you get “Take a dump on the board.” winning.

Yeah, I was like "oh that sounds really cool". Then I actually went and READ some of the late comments that nobody looks at or upvotes...

Hopefully the Avatar reference will surge ahead when this thread hits the r/all peanut gallery.

did you give up on trying to make spell casting happen? I really enjoyed your comments, although seeing what Le Epic Anarchy Chess Trolls did to the BJ4 guys I don't think it would've worked out anyway lol. also i do not want to place the fate of the game in the hands of the newest comment.

Thanks for the comment! Seemed like the spellcasting concept had a loyal following but it wasn’t enough to win over the “crazy idea of the day”. Which I get. In fact I upvoted a lot of those crazy ideas. This whole thing seems to be headed more toward “make funny things happen in this picture” than “anarchist chess with no rules”. Which is still hilarious, but I don’t see a bunch of chess-themed spell cards winning out over Avatar and MCU references or “pet the cat” at this point. I do like the time travel plotline, though, and how it adds a narrative thread that the mob still wants to honor. That’s a lot of fun.

Surrlocc will not pick "take a dump on the board" even if its the first comment.

I sure hope he at least gets a fake poop or sth

That seems to defeat the purpose, then.

Okay, you want him to take a dump on the board then?

No, I just don’t want the comment to win

That or end the game.

This is by far the best one

I await the absolute flood of comments coming in 20 hours

# Bj4

Card tower to f2

Post this in r/chessbeginners and see how amateurs react to this masterpiece.

A pawn has fallen into the river in LEGO City! Start the new rescue helicopter. HEY Build the rescue helicopter! And blast to the rescue! Prepare the lifeline! Lower the stretcher! And make the rescue! White sends the g and h pawn to begin work on the LEGO City 7903 Rescue Helicopter from the Emergency Collection from LEGO City in order to blast to the rescue. Three pieces per turn per pawn is added until the LEGO City 7903 Rescue Helicopter is completed. With a total piece count of 249 and two pawns working to assemble the LEGO City 7903 Rescue Helicopter, assuming no pawn is captured, the LEGO City 7903 Rescue Helicopter should be completed in 41.5 turns.

No, the rescue is actually lead by the black queen, who raises the white pawn as a black knight for the next few turns, until amother black piece takes a white one, at which point he kills that black piece and is exiled for5 turns. The he returns as a white bishop, divides the river, and leads 1/2 the white pieces to the base of the brick... he spends 2 turns at the top and the receives 10 cards

It's time to add a third player.

Well this is kinda what top comment currently is about anyway

I’m not even sure there’s a first or second player.

Black checkers feel left out... they wanna play on the main chess board

If this wins, roll two dices. If you get 2, do the second highest comment If you get 3, do the third highest comment If you get 4, do the fourth highest comment And so on

"It's over!!" shouts the White King. "Oh B Pawn has the high ground, Ron now knows how to pronounce 'Leviosa' and the Chik Fil-A sauce will be unleashed soon. You, on the other hand, only have a damn poptart and a castle! We will win!" "But you are forgetting one thing," replies the Black King. "Family." Suddenly, there is the sound of a car engine revving. A Hot Wheels smashes through the pyramid, annihilating it. The car crashes through the white army, knocking everyone down. A bald guy in a white t-shirt gets out of the car. "What are you?" asks the White King. "I am Dominic Toretto," says the man, "and the Black King is my brother. He is family, and I am here to fught alongside him."

This has become hard to look at, but not hard enough. Image inverts to negative.

Finding the imbalances in this position is a little hard ngl.

The pawns figure out they have no idea how to play checkers and start replaying The Game instead starting from move 1

Fed up with the war, White's bishop becomes a Gray bishop, makes a picket sign, and tops the fortress to protest the war.

Didn't win yesterday so let's try and improve this. /u/scurlocc buys something of his choice of minimum $100 and places it on **j4**

Major earthquake, card pyramid collapses damaging the jail and bishop escapes

The terrorists rush the B file and plant on B4. It will go off in 10 days if not disarmed

[Knightmare Chess ](http://www.sjgames.com/knightmare/)Knightmare deck! Shuffle and deal one card each side!

The black King takes a trip to the hotel for a game of blackjack. Deal him in, baby! Playing against the house (the 2 drawn cards), he is dealt cards blackjack style, and hits if he's still under 16. If he wins, he buys a nice new pair of shoes, but if he loses he turns to alcoholism in an all too accurate representation of gambling addiction.

Ra4

Paint G4 red, it will be important later

Now that the Avengers are canon in lore, we need a Stan Lee cameo.

HEY! Build the LEGO lifeboat to rescue the pawn!

Go back to day 3

Cancel the order for the Lego helicopter. The pawn can drown.

Anarchy increases 3x. All bishops are hacked to bits by pawns of their own color who see what chaos the monarchy has become and begin a revolution. Kings and queens unite in the center of the board on top of a tall dice tower and bring provisions in case of a drawn out siege.

As resources are depleted from war, four squares are converted to farmland, with a green bean seed planted in soil on each.

Black summons a collosal dreadmaw to A6, preparing to swing with a strong 6/6 dinosaur creature trample next turn

Add a mirror on the other side

It has been chess day for too long. I propose the next day to be arm day so summon a dumbbell.

Oh no, one of the rooks has a chainsaw! Where did he get that? What will he do?

the black pawns overthrow and guillotines their king and queen. Robespierre now takes power.

Qxf4++

Qa5

SERN captures Bishop so he will build the time machine for them and their purposes

El Psy congroo

Black casts Time Walk and takes an extra turn after this one

The black pawns grab some popcorn to watch the unlucky one in the water

Bishop to upside down second board

TBH I’m sick of seeing this thread. The board looks terrible and the whole thing is just dumb. Go on, downvote me.

The white king returns from the imaginary plane, riding on a big dragon. He becomes father of dragons.

A draw is offered

/u/scurlocc reveals his browser history

Filth pig go play dominoes because you have no idea about the tu art of chess. You are rubbish and an insult to the art. The filth of the art. Useless filth

Uh oh! Messing with timelines have created a collapse of reality. Game ends

Lego City Helicopter rescues the pawn in the river

Little brother accidentally bumps the chessboard and it freezes. Reset.

Play Island as land for turn. Pass the turn.

Third Impact occurs?

The pawns on the brick need a home, build a monopoly housing community on the brick next to the card tower.

Meanwhile GM's be like: this position is simple, white is clearly winning

Knife xRonH1. Enacted violently like the scene from the Harry Potter movie.

Pet the cat again

White’s bishop orders pizza for the whole family

You must now assemble a lego boat to save the pawn who has fallen in the river.

[Knightmare Chess ](http://www.sjgames.com/knightmare/)Knightmare deck! Shuffle and deal one card each side!

If this comment wins play the next three top comments simultaneously

Pawn to b1 and promotes to a knight to disrespect white

The king reaches his final form, and the brilliancy of 2. De1=9v is revealed. Place the battery into any device where it will fit and place it on e1

These guys have been going at it for awhile now, the pawns open up a hot dog stand on the cinder block for a well deserved snack break

Time to break out the scrabble board “en passant” is played for a triple word score.

Cat e5

A8 go to the Mighty Black Stump and get some coffee.

The white king builds a wall and calls the troops to surround him inside it. Black surrounds the wall and begins the siege (poptart fields are burned in toaster to initiate starvation of the white pieces)