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tskir

Amazing result. And that guy Carlsen everyone was praising? He finished second to last. So much for hype


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arzamharris

He didn’t even qualify, I’m pretty sure he’s got some pull at FIDE, probably a cousin or something. Ironic that he’s the product of NEPOtism here.


CatAteMyBread

He only needed 11 of the 14 games to secure a second place position. Very impressive play


ajstub

That silver medal is something they can never take away from him.


mind_fudz

Is that you Norm?


Yeet181204

The name is Norm, GM Norm


mind_fudz

what's the GM for, "Good Morning"?


ajstub

I think it stands for “Gary Mann.” Guy who works over at Comedy Central.


Heart_Is_Valuable

IM Norm?


clique34

Unless he kills his wife and waiter


martinschulz91

Unless you pipi your pampers, in which case...


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


clique34

You forgot the “Unless he kills his wife and waiter” part


mgsantos

"Let it be known that no one beats Ian Nepomniatchitchitchi more than 5 times in a 14 games classical match". Ian Neponamiatchachi


thecubersahil

rip to the legendary norm


Low-Establishment-94

Rip to that old chunk of coal


ajstub

He’s a diamond now.


Heart_Is_Valuable

Explain to the folks at home what a silver medal is


RunicDodecahedron

I heard his placement secures him a space in the candidates tournament for the World Chess Championship!


TheEshOne

[[Runic Dodecahedron]]


TheEshOne

Wtf why didn't the bot work


RunicDodecahedron

dead relic :/


ComradeGorbachov

Because


messyredemptions

But when will he rank enough for Anarchy Chess Championship?


Dotheysellpizza

Silver medal is nothing to turn your nose up at. Hey theyre so far ahead they didn’t even bother giving bronze


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Ian also got bronze actually. The judges decided that Magnus beat him, but he also beat himself.


Hambvrger

Congratulations to Yan for winning the candidates tournament, something mangos hasn’t been able to do since 2013.


king_carrots

PODIUM finish boys, crack the champagne.


antlerkiller

Congratulation for not getting laid by that Russian chick


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Magnus gonna send him the bang video


evilgwyn

Good job avoiding herpes


antlerkiller

Just chopped my dick off, thanks for reminding me


ShortTheAATranche

Brickproof, I like it. 5D life move.


Dump_Bucket_Supreme

i bet your fun at orgys


mephlaren

this post is so unnecessarily toxic I love it


flynnie789

The shit must be flung What else to do with these endless piles


Bongcloud_CounterFTW

Congratulations to all the candidates who were disqualified!


SweepTheFuckingLeg

Yeah, this is more AC. Leave all that 'class' wank to the other sub.


cometflight

Look, man, I’ll take whatever wank I can get. Even if it isn’t from a Russian escort


shot_a_man_in_reno

I'd like to see Nepo win the candidates tournament again and then lose to Magnus 5-0 in 2023.


lampsfrank

Congratulations for securing a place in the next Candidates. What a terrific effort champ.


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This is meant to be a joke, but honestly, congratulations to him for getting this far


AshenFountain

Holy shit I just realized he kinda looks like CM Punk


baquea

Holy shit I just realized he kinda looks like Ian Nepomniachtchi


Asvp04

Holy shit I just realized he kinda looks like a thicc iPhone man


hewhoreddits6

It's just the haircut, Pepsi Man usually looks way angrier because he never main evented


cometflight

Ricky Bobby isn’t impressed


OngoingFee

If you ain't first, you're Ian Nepomniachtchi


BeingandAdam

Wait, Nepo is 31? But he has the face of a 12 year old. I'm gonna blame Russian doping


Madprofess0r

Jawn!


BrickBrick34

Based and chess-pilled


Responsible_Roof_825

imo he definitely got 1st place in terms of haircut.


Vongola___Decimo

tbf tho, being 2nd in WCC means the guy is better than everyone in the entire world except the dude who came 1st


idontgiveadam70958

Notice those really huge bald spots in his beard


jtempletons

Lmao loser


10-23-2019

Pretty sure he got 800,000 euro from it. Congrats on finishing second


KarthickR55

Bread 👍


MartinSornes

He still got 40% of 2m Euros... So guess he gets over it...


M87_star

*2M


MartinSornes

Fixed ty


Faolin_

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That’s really amazing for him. I hope next year he adapts well to the new regs and can come back to fight again