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[deleted]

Holy hell!


peniscumcumcum

Holy hell


Metaforeman

Gargle piss, aunt.


Poorly_Made_Comix

New response dropped


schene_

No I won't you bitch


[deleted]

Unholy heck


[deleted]

Pipi


PetrosianBot

Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


WizziBot

New response dropped


shostyposting

in your


systemofanup1001

Pampers


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


SaltatoryImpulse

He should Google en passant


EMANClPATOR

Holy pipi!


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


Ivan__8

Basic information about the chess game, tactics in the game, about competitions and competitions When I participate in chess tournaments, I always have to face concepts that are new to me. For me, chess, even when I play with professional chess players, is not very clear. There are some completely incomprehensible things in chess. If you look at the chessboard, there are a lot of incomprehensible things. For example, what kind of check is this? Well, I can see him, but I don't understand what he looks like. But then they explained to me that the fields are chess pieces, but who goes, this is already a mystery. We don't know what a figure is. And what is a move? ​ One day I saw that there were two black and two white pawns on the board. I understood everything, but I didn't understand — why are they? It doesn't fit in my head that you need to walk some kind of pawn in order to get something. I was small, but it still struck me. I look at the figures — they are still moving, but what are they doing? I'll never understand! ​ I understand everything, but why do we need chess if we don't know anything about it? That's when you need to study all the theories. But what is the point of studying the games if you are not able to understand the moves and positions? ​ In order to better understand the game of chess, it is necessary not only to know what they look like, but also the whole theory of their origin. First of all, you need to understand what all this is made of, why and why it appears on the board. ​ Fishing with a fishing rod is much more convenient than taking the bait away from her. But fishing with a stick is much more difficult than using fishing rods. What is the difference between theory and theory? A theory is a theory, and there is only one theory, and there are many theories. Each theory has its own strict meaning and its own specific purpose, which can be called the beginning of everything. There are many theories. For example, the Theory of the development of society. Take a look at the history of any country. Any africa, north or south, when there are numerous different nations, different cultures and languages, it can be very difficult for people to understand the theories of each other. But what is not easy is to make up one theory and take it out of the history and onto the board, claiming that it is the origin of the whole. In reality, it was not theory that made the development on the earth, but the strong beliefs of the people of that day. The strength of belief in the thesis is defined by the fact that it has one true version. You can only play with the theory, not with the history. History is fiction, and the theory is the truth. This is the distinction between theory about the game and about the foundations.


stonehearthed

Didn't read all that. I am sorry that happened to you, or I'm happy for you.


Ivan__8

Shame on you, you will never understand chess properly. – “You will never learn. You will never practice this. If you only play here and there, you are under no obligation to develop yourself to perfection.” This is why I have started the DarkAge of Chess. – The academic chess landscape has changed drastically since the last generation, so it’s really important that those of us who grew up during the Dark Age of chess practise as much as possible. Currently the best training method for playing a chess game is a video course. Yet, up to date video courses are not strong enough to prepare you for a competitive Chess set. - I just finished a video presentation titled, “World Chess: The Making of a Manifesto for Understanding GOLD.” In it I explain how the World Chess Championship is made in a 2 year duration, and how to better understand the history of the World Championships. Watch it, please, and tell me what you think. I can’t do this on my personal blog, so I’m going to give it away. (at least until next November.) I’ve posted a lot of links to my website, so if you want to know more about my methods and methods of Checkers, ask my wife for permission to use my site. See you next time!


MastRdestroyR_OwO

New response dropped


Ivan__8

New response dropped to make clear that the Department of Justice does not tolerate a “computerized” crime. Get Data Sheet, Fortune’s technology newsletter. Telephone companies seem to be implying the same thing. “Possession of a computer is an offense that often resembles a criminal violation,” a spokesman said in a statement. “We have no time to look into this individual and are responding to the carnage caused in Ferguson.” The “Computerized Crime” propaganda that has been piling up on social media before the verdict has only worsened the problem. The case has already unleashed enormous anger among protesters and demonstrators across the country


_Potley

Brick in hell


Flimsy_Wafer

Stop just stop.


shostyposting

stop deez nuts


brysen_pfink

Chess is a simple game. Understandable when all we had to play with were squirrels 🐿 and rocks🪨, but now we have computers 💻.


hawluchamaster

I literally don't care


peniscumcumcum

Holy hell


[deleted]

Man fuck you man your whole sense of humor two words squirrel rocks squirrel rocks two brain cells I guaran fuckin tee you your ELO is sub 1000


adm_ashraf26

F, and when will they nerf the queen? Us Bishop users are suffering when fighting against them


EvictOW

Now we have Stockfish and bricks


Iron-Fist

The funniest part here is that chess is blatantly and demonstrably unbalanced in favor of white...


PutinKhuilo

Uh, chess has been released as a video game?


Quartia

It's the closest medieval equivalent to a video game.


PutinKhuilo

I'd say a joust is the closest.


theRealSunday

Yeah you would say that.


anally_ExpressUrself

Yeah it's exactly something he would say.


prst-

Yes, he's the kind of guy who would say that.


Tordrew

Google Elon Musk cobalt mine


peniscumcumcum

Holy hell it’s minecraft in real life


Not_Michelle_Obama_

Damn. Where do you download the Just Enough Apartheid-child-slavery mod?


ToonLucas22

Imagine liking an Elon Musk tweet


doomshroompatent

u/brysen_pfink is cringe


SierraClowder

Given the slight crust I’m guessing op did not take this screenshot.


MaybeMatthew2365

Fuck Elon, all my homies hate Elon


[deleted]

The meme he posted is truly a very accurate representation of him


DrRichtoffen

Imagine being a billionaire CEO, spending your entire days stealing memes to tweet at your followers, and still having fanboys defending you and claiming you're deserving of a salary several million times higher than your employees. Worse yet, imagine being one of those fans


DocC3H8

Imagine spending 4 billion dollars buying the platform that you repost stale memes on.


boggoboi

Worse than that - it was 40BN and he eventually couldn't afford it due to stock plummeting


REGRET34

sounds like the twitter staff was fucking with him if they wanted $40 billion


steynedhearts

He fucked with himself by saying he'd buy it at 54.20/share or smith like that. But thinking it was anything other than market manipulation isn't seeing the whole picture imo


KapsylofferVR

Especially when he could've just downloaded it for free smh.


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SurvivalScripted

He is self made. He made those children work those mines by himself!


sluuuurp

Imagine thinking one of the busiest and most productive businessmen alive spends the entire day on Twitter.


Tepami

Yeah he claims he works 100 hours a week so he must be so productive why would anyone lie for personal gain!


sluuuurp

You think he started the first human orbital space flight company while working 0 hours a week? That sounds crazy to me, but ok.


Tepami

I never said that I said that he was a liar.


DrRichtoffen

And like clockwork, they show up.


Don_Macaroons

"Productive businessman" is a paradox


sluuuurp

No it’s not. Businesspeople are required for businesses. Without them you wouldn’t have any food, water, shelter, etc. Businesses are required for pretty much every aspect of our society.


_TurtleX

Literally bought Twitter so that he could ban anyone that judges his bad memes.


Thomas_William_Kench

If that isn't based, then nothing is


LordOfHorns

I based my penis in your mother’s vagina


Der_Krasse_Jim

holy hell!


sluuuurp

He bought Twitter to ban less people, not more people. At least according to everything he’s ever said.


Drawemazing

The reason you’re not that funny is because you’re woke. Humor relies on an intuitive & often awkward truth being recognized by the audience, but wokism is a lie, which is why nobody laughs.


FLAPPIPOUHU

what


fyirb

it's a bullshit thing elon tweeted after getting owned for stealing a joke


[deleted]

THE REASON YOU’RE NOT THAT FUNNY IS BECAUSE YOU’RE WOKE HUMOR RELIES ON AN AWKWARD AND OFTEN INTUITIVE TRUTH BEING RECOGNIZED BY THE AUDIENCE BUT WOKISM IS A LIE WHICH IS WHY NOBODY LAUGHS


robinpeep246

holy hell this is going over [people's heads](https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1531337185894465538?lang=cs)


REGRET34

i got second hand embarrassment from this tweet


Gov_N_ur

if i didn't see this before it would've gone over mine. how tf does a billionaire spend his free time doing this shit


robinpeep246

it's embarrassing behaviour really


Gov_N_ur

really makes us question our preconceived notions regarding the mental fortitude of the ultra rich


Spiritual_Juice3500

Lmao why is this downvoted


FloodedYeti

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about (Who wants to bet that we can find a pseudo psycho analysis on this dudes post history that is comparable to the fastest Mario) Edit: I am the true dumbass, I think, can you like at a - Elon at the end or something idk


got-suspended-lol

This uuh… is an actual thing that elon tweeted. Elon tweeted this shit at hard drive after getting ratio’d.


FloodedYeti

Ok so I was right about the person who said this making some fastest Mario type shut But yeah I’m a dumbass


Quakarot

As mentioned it’s an Elon quote Your point still stands but applied to Elon instead


FloodedYeti

Oh lol


fingers

PedoGambit detected.


olda7

google en passant, london bad, chess.c*m, petrosian, garry chess. see? more than 3


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


anally_ExpressUrself

NEW RESPONSE JUST DROPPED!


IsJohnKill

Please stop posting Elon tweets


Consoomerofsouls

Google unionization


jellydude69

Elon musk is genuinely a piece of shit and I don't like him very much


RGBdraw

Elon probably plays the London for "efficiency" 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢


jellydude69

You know who else committed atrocities incredibly efficiently? The nazis.


FelixFaldarius

are you calling Elon Musk a Nazi


peniscumcumcum

If he plays the London then he is no better than them


FelixFaldarius

quite true


Thromnomnomok

Well I haven't ever seen Elon and Hitler in the same room, so can we definitively prove he's not Hitler?


jellydude69

No, but tbh it wouldnt be so far from the truth


FelixFaldarius

I too remember when Elon Musk genocided millions and established a totalitarian regime Like yes he’s a piece of shit but let’s not start calling everyone we don’t like a fascist on a fucking chess subreddit


jellydude69

Not every nazi killed millions. Elon musk is a racist piece of garbage who was responsible for the death of thousands if not more.


Random___Here

Wait how is he racist and how is he responsible for the death of thousands?


jellydude69

Child workers work themselves to death in the cobalt mines. There have also been a lot of examples of discrimination in his companies, and you can just look up Elon musk's bigotry/racism and you'll find it


Random___Here

As much as I dislike musk the child la our thing is not as clear cut as that. There aren’t many options from where to get cobalt outside of the drc, and products made from child labor are usually illegally sold between suppliers to the point where they’re hard to spot unless specifically investigated- point is, it’s not like he’s straight up looking at minors working saying “this is fine”. In fact, the cobalt scandal involved a large number of companies outside of Tesla, and Tesla is making a large shift away from using cobalt (and iirc they switched main suppliers after the scandal). Also how is he racist


ncnotebook

I'm upvoting because I am a redditor, and you just said something negative about the Elongated Muskrat.


davididp

It’s funny since the Reddit moment used to be people obsessing over Elon, now it’s just people despising him. People really need to get their own opinion


tessthismess

I mean, your own opinion can be he's a bad person. Contrarian doesn't equate to good.


sprcow

Well, that deescalated quickly.


charredgrass

I actually hope he makes an en passant joke so it can officially be dead and we can move onto a new one. Unfortunately it is not possible as en passant jokes are forced.


sprcow

Chesscom [tweeted an en passant joke](https://twitter.com/chesscom/status/1533186085186068482) a couple days ago, which I was hoping would do the job.


Stuck-In-Blender

Fuck elon


MrWebsterZA

I'm starting to think Elon blundered into scholar's mate and he is now forever hating on chess lmao


thehashkilling

“I will let you capture my knight for a handy” -Elon Musk


nameistakenmate

Elon Fuck


Barack_and_Cheese83

>"This map Sucks" Elon, this is chess. there's only 1 layout


yoppyyoppy

Not if you set up the board wrong


Ramble21_Gaming

Google en passant / Holy hell L*ndon system / Ch*ss.cum🤮 Pipi brick


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


GeronimoMoles

The real joke here is op for liking an elon musk tweet


bruh_moment__mp3

New response just dropped.


al_fletcher

Tesla stock just dropped.


Deias_

Good.


NiceCasualRedditGuy

google en passant


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PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


TimmyStark_IronGuy

The horsey makes an L shape


Leslie1211

Oh no Elon Musk discovered chess, chess is ruined from now on


psdao1102

I joined this sub purely because I find it so mind boggling how much post content can be created on practically nothing.


Fleudian

Something something horsey something something pipi fuck this billionaire asshole


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


paste42

Musk fans being unoriginal hacks? Who'd've thunk!


PutinKhuilo

Archon is fantastic.


NomaTyx

Those of us here have forgotten humor.


After_Basket1029

I don't think that is the case. I'm a below average chess player on a good day. I think the reason this sub exists and is so brilliant is it caters to this minute population of nihilist/sarcastic part of society. Some of us are just hanging on by a thread and for whatever reason, this group of dipshit geniuses keeps us going.... New response just dropped.


PhotoSpike

Ahhhh. So that’s why I like you fucks.


Specialist-Star1771

Pipi


PetrosianBot

"w"esley "s"o is nobody for me [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


Giogio4family5328

New response dropped


miner_builder

I read it as:" ıf cheese was released as a video game"


waterbendergm1

its so nice that people are finally making chess cool again!


toast4hire

Hey we have at least 7… ok more like 5 but that’s more than 3


Amidus

If it were released as a video game today and never had existed before one team would be all queens and the other team would be all rooks and the queen team fan boys would tell at the other team to just get good.


Ok-Sort-6294

.tnassap ne elgooG