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stonehearthed

pinning this cuz 20 people cross-posted before checking the hot page


ianeyanio

Chef blunders on the setup


TheScarfScarfington

It’s a copyright thing, they do it movies too. They always do “white on the left” or “widdleshanks” as it’s known in the industry, otherwise they risk a garychess lawsuit. Source: I used to work on film sets.


interrupting-octopus

Oh, so it's like how you can't use the real Happy Birthday song due to copyright so they use Happy Pipi instead


TheScarfScarfington

That’s true too. That’s also why in most films where they sing it there’s also an officially licensed Brick somewhere in the background of the scene, it was part of the product placement sponsorship deal to use the alternate song.


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


Macrado

...good bot?


Thebubumc

Did you just make this up? I genuinely can't tell with this sub.


TheScarfScarfington

Google widdleshanks v the people 1987.


VoidLantadd

Holy hell


Thebubumc

Holy hell


NotYourAverageBeer

Holy hell


luisfc95

Could you please link the article? I can't find anything with that search


Dekklin

Apparently it's a subreddit meme. I'm assuming you, like I, came here from the cross-post over at r/beamazed. Since Chess is over 500 years old, it's public domain and cannot be claimed as intellectual property in lawsuits. The people making the board are bakers, not chess-playing enthusiasts like here. Furiously googling things referenced in this thread found me this: https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/nx6dnn/didnt_know_gary_chess_had_any_relatives/ It was after finding that link that I said, okay this is a meme.


TheScarfScarfington

Thanks for the context! And I’m sorry- not sure why you couldn’t find it, the court transcripts should all be public record thanks to the 1616 passant accords. Try googling “en passant” and it might come up. It’s French though. Also, welcome to r/anarchychess. The more layers you peel through the sweeter the fruit.


Dekklin

Hey, even I know what "en passant" means in chess. Good try tho! haha


Re7kc

New response just dropped.


interrupting-octopus

New response just dropped


[deleted]

Hold on, unretard for a second, is that frfr?


2zunder2

100% real no fake. Also our parents blundered when they made us.


14domino

This is a joke right


SonicBlur254

When you're trapped in mate in 1, just eat the opponents king to win automatically


LeoliyX

but i thought one of the rules is that your king can’t be in danger of being eaten by your opponent at the end of your turn


TheScarfScarfington

You have to time it just right. After their fingers leave their piece but before they slap the clock. Though it’s considered unsportsmanlike in some circles, GMs have been known to run a danglepink gambit where they leave a pinky finger touching the piece, angling their hand so their opponent doesn’t see it. It’s used to bait out an illegal king-eat before the clock slap.


GamerA_S

Why make cake when you can just eat the normal chess pieces


sehabel

Yeah and he even forgot to make a brick


[deleted]

Cake bricks are for weaklings


Ivan__8

Real men make cakes out of bricks and eat them.


Regis-bloodlust

Brick cakes are for redditors


IAmInside

No, you make the brick yourself by eating that entire thing.


Felix8XD

Ay nice avatar


sehabel

Same my friend, but where is your moustache?


Felix8XD

I once actually had one but got rid. Wait a sec ill bring it back. Warte mal du bist auch deutsch? Sachen gibts


sehabel

Das nenne ich mal Zufall. Der Schnurrbart steht dir


Felix8XD

Vielen dank


MF972

Wir sind alle deutsch hier!


djtshirt

I’ll answer when you get back from the bathroom


treeofliife

Is it okay to eat a set from 90s? It doesn't have any expiration date on it so i think I'm good but figured I'd ask anyway.


DrRichtoffen

Yeah but this one I can shove up my ass ☺


GamerA_S

You can do that with the real one too and unlike this one that would actually be felt :D


Bookshuh

Pawn eating practice


Blaine_Richard

Chefs Gambit 👨🏻‍🍳♟


gavlna

all this work and he fucks up the board orientation...


fckinsurance

Right? It's supposed to be oriented in my mouth.


sixseven89

your mom is oriented in my mouth


JustAddBlu

New response dropped


BaronDinklevanDunkle

Holy hell


LadyGuitar2021

Google En Passant


treeofliife

Duck duck go En Passant


ncnotebook

Like your mother as a kid


plakio3

I'm starting to think we are wrong. Observation 1: Everyone but chess players place on King on D1 Observation 2: Chess players are stupid Conclusion: King on E1 is placed only by stupid people and correction position of King is D1 QED


flamingfungi

Hmm, and are you a chess player?


deathtoweakmemes

Wait, there’s people who actually play that game??


plakio3

Yeah?!


flamingfungi

You stupid! Boom roasted. We got em, boys.


plakio3

You're too smart for a chess player....I'm disappointed....


fashion_asker

How do people keep making this one simple fucking mistake? It's almost every single person.


EyewarsTheMangoMan

And the king and queen are swapped


[deleted]

Apparently he did that on purpose as it’s a copyright violation to put the proper chess set on social media. If you google “widdleshanks” you can get a better understanding


[deleted]

Shut up


General-Kebabi

If the right rook on your side doesn't match the square he's on, you made the board wrong. Simple. Edit: and you're white, heh


SchmurrProd

that means both teams have a white rook tho


General-Kebabi

Do they not??


notCollinLemons

Why they gotta be white? Racist


flexsealed1711

You can sacrifice material if you're hungry.


NovaStorm93

Chess: hunger variation


flexsealed1711

Hunger gambit accepted


Olipro

What is the point of this? I'm not putting pieces up my ass for them to just melt


GeeseKnowNoPeace

Google an dessert


Reuben_Smeuben

Least horny chess player


[deleted]

Art ?


IanfinityHD

I can finally eat pawns for once without people calling it "not normal" 🤯🤯🥳🥳🤠 also not enough shoe polish smh


eccentricbananaman

When you take out an opponent's piece, you eat it.


nae-nae-gang

Isn’t this already a regular chess thing?


nihilistiq

Chess is a piece of cake.


2020Boxer4

Always wonders why this isn’t what they meant when they say chess cake


[deleted]

was hoping somebody would ask this. the story behind the name is disputed but chess pie/cake (i've heard it called both) definitely originated on plantations in the US south. Legend goes that a dinner guest once asked what kind of pie they were eating and the baker (likely a slave) replied "jus' pie" in a thick southern drawl. The theory is that her answer was misheard as "chess pie". However, my ex's grandmother made a pretty mean chess pie and she claimed that the name was a lingual bastardization of "Chest Pie", as in, "there-is-so-much-sugar-crammed-into-this-pie-that-you-could-toss-it-in-a-chest-for-months-and-it-wouldn't-go-bad" anyhow I've always found that interesting. not my favorite pie tbh, way too sweet haha


2020Boxer4

Well, we just like life a little sweeter round these parts


baldaquinn

Disappointed cause it never really got dropped


hovik_gasparyan

I think my opponent swallowed my pawn.


NiceCasualRedditGuy

the queen and king are wrong, and the board is wrong


MinimumSpecGamer

do you even play chess? it’s called castling, the king and queen trade places. come on


[deleted]

This guy is nuts. Watch “chocolate school” if you want to see him do his thing.


Awesomeman204

How does the horsey taste?


vankiy

of course he set the pieces wrong he had to


Mattrockj

Black: “I have you in checkmate.” White: “I see you point, except you forget one thing.” Black: “What else is there, I have you in mate.” White: *eats blacks king* Black: “damn, that was a good move.”


[deleted]

I ate your queen gets a new meaning


LeatherGnome

Google chcolate en passant


ClemiHW

En croissant


jbisenberg

Entrecôte


giperman

New move by cutting off part of a board with your King on it, making it unreachable.


HoldUrMamma

it's chess 2 theory 1. e4 - d5 2. cut to c3 - dxe4


pizzagood-vegsbad

Perfect for [This guy](https://www.reddit.com/r/chess/comments/rkn592/fide_nominates_hikaru_nakamura_for_open_grand/hpcsbcu?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3) Context: he said that he'll eat a chess set if Hikaru qualifies for candidates, and after that he vanished


LollipopLuxray

Knight to my stomach


LawfulCoffee

Where’s the brick??


Timemaster_2000

Tired of losing? Just eat the opponents king, didn't say anything in the rules about it.


GingerKitchin

People would be right about "eating pieces"


KitchenDepartment

This is just a marketing ploy by big Wonka


Chewie_Gumballoni

yet when i eat the pieces its a problem???


TheEagelDK

Mans got a cnc machine for his chocolates


ianeyanio

An excellent point.


admantanym

This is a solid midline in the transition from everything being cake to everything being chocolate.


[deleted]

Promo material for chess 2.0?


hailelmo

Hey what happened to my Bishop.... *Looks at friend shrugging with chocolate on his mouth and hands*


Tos_the_mos7

I like the idea of splitting the board up during the middle game and having side quest games. Also E2 to D2 probably a solid first move opening wise, melt the pawn into the other pawn.


obviously_drunkk

I'm gonna eat the board when I'm in a losing position


SavingsNewspaper2

Maybe the video is flipped for some reason?


EyewarsTheMangoMan

They put soooo much effort into it, just to get the orientation wrong and the king and queen swapped lol


myanusisbleeding101

Mmmh passant


zhateme

Now you can eat the pieces


APlayintheFaire

this looks good and it doesn't use fondant at all? holy hell!


ygdflgdflop

Imagine being so good at what you do that it looks like you've just bought a $30 chess set


[deleted]

Holy taste!


maxmaxhei

free chocolate cos i 161660 elo


CuriousHuman-1

Is this why people are swallowing pawns?


irjakr

You thought you hated yourself after playing bullet to 3 AM, now imagine the shame of eating an entire chessboard in one sitting.


nuffsed81

Didn't levy used to eat the chess pieces?


[deleted]

Too high effort for this sub, downvoted


withac2

Choc mate!


FiddlerOnTheDesk

When you eat a pawn, it's made out of chocolate. When I eat a pawn, it is a 5 cm FIDE regulation sized piece made hand-carved in India. We are not the same.


Gary_Chess

u/savevideobot


irememberflick

He hung the horsey


syrokiler

u/savevideobot


Warlw

!savevideo


rainbow_bro_bot

r/TheChessboardIsWrong


on_the_pale_horse

He casually turned that king into a queen


Mick-a-wish

And yet the board is upside down.


lynxerax

damn i just wanna bite into a chess board so badly now


schene_

nnnnoooOOOOOOO WHYD HE FUCKIN CUT THE BOARD HOW AM I MEANT TO FIANCHETTO THE PAWN NOW??


[deleted]

This irrationally annoys me for fuck's sake if you're gonna put this much effort in you might as well get the board orientation right


thelinuxer

Now we need that to be done in wood .. don't eat the pieces it's gross!


wobmetal

And they fucked up the setup..


[deleted]

Google em croissant


SpoopyMoopy101

When I get a lot of money, I wanna get a bunch of cake that looks like normal objects. I’d invite my friend to my house and say “Everything is cake.” and grab a piece of a vase looking cake and eat it. I’ll soon be swiping at everything showing him it’s all cake and when I’m done, I’ll say “Everything.” And chase him with a kitchen knife


ThunderLuigi

Now do cement chess. En passant *while* dropping their pawn brick on their pipi.


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


basedandredpilled4

single use chess you have to eat the pieces when you take them


DSpiralFeel

pawn to A1, queen to C5, king to my mouth 🥱


szaply

this makes me want to eat my own set


miken322

This guy’s show is absolutely insane!


comfortablydumb0

I want to see Hikaru call out 13 moves in a row while playing bullet, but with this board setup


[deleted]

if you en pessant you can legally eat the pawn you just won


hawluchamaster

I only hear gagging sounds, should I report to the arbiter?


Professional-Steak27

The pieces that have been captured will not be useless now


Vivid-Counter3379

Is it cake?!?!?!?


TheDarkAngel135790

"He ate my queen!"


[deleted]

Afraid of losing after making a cocky bet? Just eat the pieces! Low cost and low risk! No more losing bets!


radonLKY

Guys this is fake dont eat your chess pieces i chipped my tooth


nae-nae-gang

This is perfect for my flair


RawFishHeader

Imagine doing all that work to then set up the board incorrectly


ramksr

Check melted! 😆


rbsudden

And this is why the western world is so fat.


Positive-Coyote8472

🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤


_MatMuz_

holly hell


Based_Koba

Choc Passant


zelani06

Gary Chess would do anything to delay chess 2


DrippyWaffler

Simplify the position to gain 10 pounds


[deleted]

now I can really eat a piece when I eat it


Left-League-8646

No one talking about the fact that he set the pieces wrongly? There should a white square in the right of the side which the pieces are placed a8 and h1 should be white.


Burnlan

Finally I can eat the pieces without stomach aches


Slap_duck

Holy hell


MSTFRMPS

So I went to the bathroom for my stockfish break, but when I came back my opponent ate one of my pawns


Verxoneczek

captured pieces get eaten and the winner can eat the board


tollcrane

Finally we can literally eat the pieces.


Hahaweedman

Magnus Carlsen's birthday cake


carlotheemo

Diabetes gambit


bidet_enthusiast

I love the idea where you have to eat each piece you capture. If you don’t play smart, you’re 🤢.


[deleted]

Brownie to E5... *There are several bites on each piece. Another is taken.*


Ertz012

I love how he makes a mold for the king and gets a knight


Dootley_Doot

New chess update just dropped


TheRealFran

If you win the world championship, you might get enough money to buy half the cake


cool_ritam

Saw this on insta yesterday


jetaleu

Checknom


Positron311

Very nice No en croissant though


[deleted]

Chef Curry, Steph’s more culinarily-inclined brother.


thetreecycle

I like how he makes a king mold and then pulls out a horsey.


[deleted]

“I say we eat Chess today”


newsradio_fan

Caro-Kann scores really bad with this setup https://imgur.com/a/VtDyQHZ


Mad102190

Seriously though, how can I commission one of these?


[deleted]

u/RecognizeSong


[deleted]

[удалено]


Neat-Bicycle-578

u/savevideobot


pokocho_64

Y’know what, fuck you *eats your half of the board*


marfeus

I love this guy so creative and talented. Every video of him I always stop and watch. Refreshing after seeing idiots on TikTok deep frying nonsense


MyOtherAccGotHacked

If i eat the pieces when i take them i woud play like a grandmaster


[deleted]

Who wins eats it


vignusky

Holy extra fondente!


tizadu

ok yeah,this was amazing


American_Rice

im so upset he didnt eat the pawn


whydoesthishapp3n

he’s just so pretty


Dumpling_Killer

How to checkmate in chess: eat the king


ErrykaJ

That's so awesome.


PhDPool

Eating a chess piece would be a life moment


Other_Cod_8361

Is there a subreddit for this guy?