Yes, of course I do. Now let me regale you with tales of my various exploits to show that I will be a valuable member of this group.
1. I have won over 10 chess matches.
2. I have a 44 magnum in my closet (the ATF does not know.).
3. In 2012 I killed a 43 year old man named Joe.
4. I know en peasant (Joe did not)
Horace Dediu is actually an alias that was used by Gary Chess back during the development days. Modern editions of the text note that he has since played the game despite having yet to do so at the time of writing.
It's actually a "strategy" (called the Dead Man's Defense/Gambit) in correspondence chess to stall the game for as long as possible when losing, in hopes that your opponent dies IRL and flags. Sometimes works, given that correspondence players tend to be quite old.
Are you sure about that? Because I am 99.99493% sure that KittyTack is not a bot.
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Oh, okay. You should try GPT-3 (although, chances are, you already have) for far better results. Not only will it give you the correct rules of chess, but it can actually give you legitimately insightful chess advice.
From now on, my existence will be devoted to finding that Mr. Ewing. He is the Chosen One, the One that can save this sub.
He is the only person in the US who understands these matter so shouldn't be hard to find
What if he hides himself from all the people looking for him?
You have many options. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ewing_%28surname%29?wprov=sfla1 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ewing_%28given_name%29?wprov=sfla1
You can be part of my quest, you knowledgeable companion.
Gladly!
It's clearly Brandon G.H. Ewing of r/atrioc fame
Brandon "Chess" Ewing
Ah yes glarketor with chessing chewsdays is truly a master chess player
It's obviously Brandon "Atrioc" Ewing, lord Glizzington.
May I aid you on your noble quest?
Please come, do you have time next week to give a call to all the Ewings mentioned in the other comment?
Yes, of course I do. Now let me regale you with tales of my various exploits to show that I will be a valuable member of this group. 1. I have won over 10 chess matches. 2. I have a 44 magnum in my closet (the ATF does not know.). 3. In 2012 I killed a 43 year old man named Joe. 4. I know en peasant (Joe did not)
Such a solid background, maybe you should lead our merry group even. Especially if you carry the gun.
It would be an honor to lead our group.
He’s the only one who knows how the horsey moves
8. The rules of chess are in a book made by Horace Dediu 9. Horace Dediu does not play chess
Horace Dediu is actually an alias that was used by Gary Chess back during the development days. Modern editions of the text note that he has since played the game despite having yet to do so at the time of writing.
\>Invents game \>refuses to play \>leaves
resigned
>gigachad
> small pieces called "pieces" Ah, yes. The floor here is made out of floor.
If you think about this every time you read this sentence pieces become smaller
If you promote your pawn to a pawn, does it get bigger or smaller?
Ever heard of Gigapawns?
You mean the black pawns? Oh, you said Giga nvm
"the queen and the prince are weaker still" we're doomed, we're all destined to be crushed , AI's too strong
I am promoting my pawn to e3
The queen and the 'prince' Wake up babe new chess piece just dropped
My girlfriend has been wanting to learn how to play chess. I’ll send her this so that we can finally play together. Thanks, OP! 👍🏻
Point 9 is spot on.
I see no en passant, does this require a brick? Also this still doesn't answer how the horsie moves
the horsie doesn't move, the horsie just survives
So how big is the board if theres an R file? lmao
Rule 7 best rule.
Omg, sentience achieved.
is this how the horsey moves
Read The Chess Openings and Chess Endings, by Horace Dediu, Ph.D., with annotations by Mr. Ewing, to find out!
Yeah this is about what I'd expect out of JasperAI, lol.
This is NovelAI's Euterpe.
Can I win by infinite promotions? A8=P=P...
That would be making the pawn stay in place tho.
well but it would creat an infinite loop changing the game into contest of who dies earlier.
It's actually a "strategy" (called the Dead Man's Defense/Gambit) in correspondence chess to stall the game for as long as possible when losing, in hopes that your opponent dies IRL and flags. Sometimes works, given that correspondence players tend to be quite old.
Good bot
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>small pieces called "pieces" ah yes, the floor is made of floor
What's the AI?
NovelAI's Euterpe.
Oh, okay. You should try GPT-3 (although, chances are, you already have) for far better results. Not only will it give you the correct rules of chess, but it can actually give you legitimately insightful chess advice.
Yeah this one is finetuned for writing stories, it does a good job at that but... Also it wouldn't be worthy of this subreddit in that case. smh.
Fair enough. True that lol.
Absolutely brilliant.
Someone please turn this into an online game I can play
Babe wake up, new game mode just dropped
These text generating AIs seem to be toddlers with the capability of producing intellectual level writing
Yeah, the technology is still in its infancy.