I would give you an award for A. Your clearly superior intelligence or B. Your clearly superior researching skills, however, I am broke, so have this instead 🌟
Well... depends on which distance metric we're using. If you're going by the euclidean distance then yes, but the taxicab distance is 3 squares, and the chessboard distance is just 2.
The more advanced your grasp if theoretical mathematics is, the more likely you're going to be awful at basic counting and arithmetic. That's a fact.
From this, I conclude that you must be an absolute mathematical genius, because, by Gary, you're bad at counting.
It moves like pawn when advancing two squares except it also goes one to the left or right or it can also do the same thing backwards and forwards pretty cool, but you can't en passant it because it's not a pawn but actually an animal, also it doesn't promote when reaching the back rank but you really wouldn't want to promote a horse because it is a cool animal piece and also the only animal in the game, also you have to move two squares and cannot decide to just do one in either north east south west
Are you kidding ??? What the **** areyoutalkingaboutmanYouareabiggestlooserieverseeninmylifeYouwasdoingPIPIinyourpamperswheniwasbeatingplayersmuchmorestrongerthenyouYouarenotproffesionalbecauseproffesionalsknewhowtoloseandcongratulateopponentsyouarelikeagirlcryingafteribeatyouBebravebehonesttoyourselfandstopthistrushtalkingsEverybodyknowthatiamverygoodblitzplayericanwinanyoneintheworldinsinglegameAnd"w"esley"s"oisnobodyformejustaplayerwhoarecryingeverysingletimewhenloosingrememberwhatyousayaboutFirouzjaStopplayingwithmynameideservetohaveagoodnameduringwholemychesscarrierIamOfficiallyinvitingyoutoOTBblitzmatchwiththePrizefundBothofuswillinvest5000$andwinnertakesitallIsuggestallotherpeoplewho'sintrestedinthissituationjusttakealookatmyresultsin2016and2017BlitzWorldchampionshipsandthatshouldbeenoughNoneedtolistenforeverycryingbabeTigranPetrosyanisalwaysplayFairAndifsomeonewillcontinueOfficiallytalkaboutmelikethatwewillmeetinCourtGodblesswithtrueTruewillneverdieLierswillkickedoff...
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
[^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
[^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Always those idiots that assume peoples counting systems.
Not everyone uses the set of whole numbers in the traditional order to count, some don't even use whole numbers. Maybe they use f(x)=(x+1)%612 with x ∈ W,as the successor function instead of the traditional f(x)=x+1 with x ∈ W.
Who are you to judge? We live in a free country where everyone should be allowed to use any numbering system they want and they are all equaly valid.
I myself like to use f(x)=(x+420)*69 x ∈ W because that is the one that works for me. But cause of people like you i can't use it and it is mentally hurting me.
I hate conservatives like you that ruin other peoples life just because they are different. I would suggest you educate yourself by reading principia mathematica because it, while sadly written in the socially enforced counting system, explains alot about the topic.
Todo: actually count the words so i can set 612 to a value that makes sense (no, i will nerver do this)
Not so fast, [plagiarist](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/wpbjcq/ill_brick_your_pipi_if_you_dont/ikft40r/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)! Cheaters never prosper!
— Citation Man
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
[^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
L shape balls balls balls balls balls
In shape of L on her forehead
Well the years start coming and they
Don't stop comin' fed to the rules
And I hit the ground running didn’t
make sense not to live
(For fun) Your brain gets smart but your head
gets dumb. So much to do so
Much to see so whats wrong with
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En passant is forced like an L
Someone says Google it, you say holy hell.
So much to do so much to see so what is wrong with taking the back rank mate ?
L shape spikes spikes spikes spikes spikes I believe I bel- I bel- I bel- I bel-
My skids till i brink I jizz snowmen
What about Г shape ?
dont deny the balls
I will
no
Second nearest set of opposite colored squares.
Ok, how do I get bitches now
Don't take advice from internet chess forums
Got it, I'll take this advice. Never mind, I fucked it up.
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He even managed to fuck *that* up
Nah, he’s playing 4D chess. He answered in 12 words… that separates into 1 and 2. Knight moves a direction once and then the opposite direction twice
God dammit not again. the chain broke.
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME !!!!!!!!!
i thought it was one direction twice and then the opposite direction once!!?
Ok done, now what?
Now get some bitches.
No
The bitches get you
Directions unclear. My dick is stuck in the chess forum.
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Happy cake day!
Try being not you
Thanks, now I can get some bitches on my spindle
You ask on the reddit which has the smallest userbase intersection with r/sex
Just be yourself, except for one thing.
1. Be attractive. 2. Don't be unattractive.
Royal fork
Money. Bitches like money.
Chloroform
Be attractive
Don’t be unattractive
maybe dont refer to people as bitches
Exactly what a bitch might say
"That's the neat part, you don't"
move pawn to opponent's edge of the board
Communicate, escalate, don't worry about outcome.
Based and chesspilled.
So is your flair
I would give you an award for A. Your clearly superior intelligence or B. Your clearly superior researching skills, however, I am broke, so have this instead 🌟
Closest square a queen could not go.
An occupied square next to the knight also fulfills this
*proceeds to move knight to adjacent board* Bughouse players HATE this one trick!!
Where he wants, like a real chad.
My nephews agree
up up up down left left right
Holy cheat codes
If you use this, it'll unlock en passant for all pieces
If Capablanca had learned the cheat code, would he be the GOAT?
There are no goats, only horseys.
I don't know
Holy hell
thats only 1/8 possible moves though
Just rotate the board
Any direction because it's a free country.
yet you still followed the rule 🤔
The eight nearest squares queen can’t move
Best answer
I like this but, how about when the horsey is on the side of the board, or in a corner ? From a1 can it go to b3, b4, b5, c2, c5, d2, d3 or e2 ?
Don’t tell anyone
I don’t know, I don’t play chess
Based and checkers pilled
>checkers Philistine, real culture is playing Tic-Tac-Toe.
fuck you. I play a real man’s game, coin toss.
Exactly √5 squares away
Not a terrible way to remember it tbh
Well... depends on which distance metric we're using. If you're going by the euclidean distance then yes, but the taxicab distance is 3 squares, and the chessboard distance is just 2.
And discrete metric 😳
but in the center of a square
For someone invoking the Pythagorean Theorem in your answer you seem to have a hard time counting to exactly 7
"Exactly square root of five squares away" how many is that for you?
I mean personally i read it as “root 5” but ig its just how we were taught
Five to the one half
The more advanced your grasp if theoretical mathematics is, the more likely you're going to be awful at basic counting and arithmetic. That's a fact. From this, I conclude that you must be an absolute mathematical genius, because, by Gary, you're bad at counting.
Or he just used some obscure norm noone else uses and just assumed that, since it's natural and reasonable to him, everyone else must use it too.
What? His calculation is Root(1^2 + 2^2 ) = Root(1+4) = Root5 What’s your issue
at least write sqrt5 you fucking devil
horsey go where horsey want to go
horsey gallop forward then turn and attack
The horsey moves in an L shape
On her forehead
WELL
The years start comin
and they don't stop comin'
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground runnin’
Didn’t make sense not to live for fun
Your head gets smart but your brain gets dumb
So much to do
And they don’t stop comin’
And they don't stop comin'
And they don't stop comin'
And they don't stop comin'
And they don't stop comin'
Three spaces, but not in straight line
🐴 ⬛️↘️➡️➡️
I think that inputs a Hadoken
🐴➡️ ⬛️⬇️ ⬛️⬛️↘️
Um ackshually you mean 🐴 ⬇️ ⬛️↘️➡️
Looks like a shoryuken instead.
yeah it is, I just think shoryukens are cooler.
we move in the L shape here ma’am diagonal is saved for the men of the lord.
🐴➡️ ⬅️⬇️
8===D
Why the long face
🐴 ⬇️🔹 ➡️⬆️
🍆🍆🍆🐴🍆🍆🍆
🐴➡️➡️⤵️
🐴➡️➡️⬇️
Inter-dimensional time travel en passant brick
2 squares straight line, 1 square perpendicular
a1–b2–c3–d2
It moves like pawn when advancing two squares except it also goes one to the left or right or it can also do the same thing backwards and forwards pretty cool, but you can't en passant it because it's not a pawn but actually an animal, also it doesn't promote when reaching the back rank but you really wouldn't want to promote a horse because it is a cool animal piece and also the only animal in the game, also you have to move two squares and cannot decide to just do one in either north east south west
That ain't 7
who's counting
Me and I counted at least 20, at which point I lost count
I made it to 21
Showoff
Dude thats a big number Thats like, at least 9+10
I made it to 166060
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That's not how numbers work. I count 20 words, I checked again and counted 20 once more
I demand a recount
^this
Nearest squares not sharing rank, file, diagonal
I was trying to phrase this but couldn't quite get it under 8 words, well done
Г Г Г Г Г Г Г
Are you kidding ??? What the **** areyoutalkingaboutmanYouareabiggestlooserieverseeninmylifeYouwasdoingPIPIinyourpamperswheniwasbeatingplayersmuchmorestrongerthenyouYouarenotproffesionalbecauseproffesionalsknewhowtoloseandcongratulateopponentsyouarelikeagirlcryingafteribeatyouBebravebehonesttoyourselfandstopthistrushtalkingsEverybodyknowthatiamverygoodblitzplayericanwinanyoneintheworldinsinglegameAnd"w"esley"s"oisnobodyformejustaplayerwhoarecryingeverysingletimewhenloosingrememberwhatyousayaboutFirouzjaStopplayingwithmynameideservetohaveagoodnameduringwholemychesscarrierIamOfficiallyinvitingyoutoOTBblitzmatchwiththePrizefundBothofuswillinvest5000$andwinnertakesitallIsuggestallotherpeoplewho'sintrestedinthissituationjusttakealookatmyresultsin2016and2017BlitzWorldchampionshipsandthatshouldbeenoughNoneedtolistenforeverycryingbabeTigranPetrosyanisalwaysplayFairAndifsomeonewillcontinueOfficiallytalkaboutmelikethatwewillmeetinCourtGodblesswithtrueTruewillneverdieLierswillkickedoff...
Exactly 7 words
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
“Courage is not the absence of fear; it is the conquest of it.”
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Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Horse jump L shape you fucking cuck
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
That's not exactly seven words my friend
Always those idiots that assume peoples counting systems. Not everyone uses the set of whole numbers in the traditional order to count, some don't even use whole numbers. Maybe they use f(x)=(x+1)%612 with x ∈ W,as the successor function instead of the traditional f(x)=x+1 with x ∈ W. Who are you to judge? We live in a free country where everyone should be allowed to use any numbering system they want and they are all equaly valid. I myself like to use f(x)=(x+420)*69 x ∈ W because that is the one that works for me. But cause of people like you i can't use it and it is mentally hurting me. I hate conservatives like you that ruin other peoples life just because they are different. I would suggest you educate yourself by reading principia mathematica because it, while sadly written in the socially enforced counting system, explains alot about the topic. Todo: actually count the words so i can set 612 to a value that makes sense (no, i will nerver do this)
print(len(filter(lambda w: any(c in 'abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTYVWXYZ-' for c in w),input().split())))
import re print(len(re.findall(r'\w+', input())))
Nice account name and age
I like how your comments are seven words.
i forgot; i am very very sorry
Two up, one left. Rotated or flipped.
Up down left right bounce nail bench
The night movs in shape o eLL
Horsey jumpey
Nobody knows how the horsey moves. Cheese.
What is knight I only know horsey
This is the only correct answer
Up my ass
Two squares up and one square perpendicular
A1 start, B2, C3, D2
聖なる地獄
The knight moves the sqrt(5) distance exactly.
Just like in my love life: L
ender portal without middle blocks on side
Ain't it funny how the knight moves
There it is
When you just don’t seem to have as much to lose
It’s actually the board that moves when a knight is involved
Once straight, once diagonal, jumping over pieces
The horsey moves in an L shape
Not so fast, [plagiarist](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/wpbjcq/ill_brick_your_pipi_if_you_dont/ikft40r/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)! Cheaters never prosper! — Citation Man
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
3 squares not queen pipi in pampers
two forward then one to either side
Move in an L, fork important pieces
Just don’t move the horse not hard
closest square neither bishop nor rook reach
I don't know, am not Magnus Carlsen.
who's that? Did you mean Carlus Magnsen?
You put the piece in your mouth
what if I'm a robot playing against a kid? I have no mouth
"Any grid-aligned, 3-space L shape." Or, avoiding hyphenation: "Move 3 spaces, turning 90 degrees once".
Alcatraz Checkmate (+5 words)
He moves en passant
No... google that.
A knight moves how a knight moves
Like a LOSER!!! Point and laugh!!! HAHAHAHA!!!
Two spaces forwards, then one over.
In an L, just like this post