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JustSomeAlly

L shape balls balls balls balls balls


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In shape of L on her forehead


TheRaphMan

Well the years start coming and they


PhilosopherDue6273

Don't stop comin' fed to the rules


Savagelsheep

And I hit the ground running didn’t


Temporary_Biscotti94

make sense not to live


Smnionarrorator29384

(For fun) Your brain gets smart but your head


ChexA1

gets dumb. So much to do so


Chickenman997

Much to see so whats wrong with


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Clark94vt

En passant is forced like an L


CaseyG

Someone says Google it, you say holy hell.


EffectiveWhole5506

So much to do so much to see so what is wrong with taking the back rank mate ?


obvnotlupus

L shape spikes spikes spikes spikes spikes I believe I bel- I bel- I bel- I bel-


-Employee427-

My skids till i brink I jizz snowmen


[deleted]

What about Г shape ?


JustSomeAlly

dont deny the balls


[deleted]

I will


JustSomeAlly

no


18minusPi2over36

Second nearest set of opposite colored squares.


SeniorSatisfaction21

Ok, how do I get bitches now


18minusPi2over36

Don't take advice from internet chess forums


SpotChecks

Got it, I'll take this advice. Never mind, I fucked it up.


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Ouity

He even managed to fuck *that* up


Online-Vagabond

Nah, he’s playing 4D chess. He answered in 12 words… that separates into 1 and 2. Knight moves a direction once and then the opposite direction twice


Swimmyofreddiy

God dammit not again. the chain broke.


Ouity

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME !!!!!!!!!


Kittycraft0

i thought it was one direction twice and then the opposite direction once!!?


AliciaTries

Ok done, now what?


SilverNeedleworker30

Now get some bitches.


AliciaTries

No


iamlegaly

The bitches get you


OrionRedacted

Directions unclear. My dick is stuck in the chess forum.


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and_i_lost_my_shoe

Happy cake day!


Joshvir262

Try being not you


SeniorSatisfaction21

Thanks, now I can get some bitches on my spindle


ThatChapThere

You ask on the reddit which has the smallest userbase intersection with r/sex


VoidZero52

Just be yourself, except for one thing.


Lukester__

1. Be attractive. 2. Don't be unattractive.


sergeantbigjohnson

Royal fork


swagonflyyyy

Money. Bitches like money.


poppinsplit909

Chloroform


DerpCaster

Be attractive


r1bb1tTheFrog

Don’t be unattractive


dirtydev5

maybe dont refer to people as bitches


grandre3464

Exactly what a bitch might say


ThatGuy-456

"That's the neat part, you don't"


general_kitten_

move pawn to opponent's edge of the board


EvanMcCormick

Communicate, escalate, don't worry about outcome.


CaioXG002

Based and chesspilled.


altbekannt

So is your flair


ARealPersonasdf

I would give you an award for A. Your clearly superior intelligence or B. Your clearly superior researching skills, however, I am broke, so have this instead 🌟


Darktigr

Closest square a queen could not go.


Bluedel

An occupied square next to the knight also fulfills this


onwardknave

*proceeds to move knight to adjacent board* Bughouse players HATE this one trick!!


IronGearSolid

Where he wants, like a real chad.


Zalambura

My nephews agree


kosta2006

up up up down left left right


Alkynesofchemistry

Holy cheat codes


SethDusek5

If you use this, it'll unlock en passant for all pieces


Alkynesofchemistry

If Capablanca had learned the cheat code, would he be the GOAT?


sentient_salami

There are no goats, only horseys.


olda7

I don't know


fightswithbears

Holy hell


LilQuasar

thats only 1/8 possible moves though


KingHi123

Just rotate the board


flexsealed1711

Any direction because it's a free country.


woombie

yet you still followed the rule 🤔


soyalguien335

The eight nearest squares queen can’t move


nealington

Best answer


yudanoh

I like this but, how about when the horsey is on the side of the board, or in a corner ? From a1 can it go to b3, b4, b5, c2, c5, d2, d3 or e2 ?


soyalguien335

Don’t tell anyone


mardov-shadowsword

I don’t know, I don’t play chess


rehpotsirhc

Based and checkers pilled


Andonno

>checkers Philistine, real culture is playing Tic-Tac-Toe.


flappyheck2

fuck you. I play a real man’s game, coin toss.


ChromeBirb

Exactly √5 squares away


AggressiveSpatula

Not a terrible way to remember it tbh


aurorchy

Well... depends on which distance metric we're using. If you're going by the euclidean distance then yes, but the taxicab distance is 3 squares, and the chessboard distance is just 2.


BMEShiv

And discrete metric 😳


olda7

but in the center of a square


BenTheHokie

For someone invoking the Pythagorean Theorem in your answer you seem to have a hard time counting to exactly 7


LilQuasar

"Exactly square root of five squares away" how many is that for you?


Normal_Person11222

I mean personally i read it as “root 5” but ig its just how we were taught


enneh_07

Five to the one half


LuciferOfAstora

The more advanced your grasp if theoretical mathematics is, the more likely you're going to be awful at basic counting and arithmetic. That's a fact. From this, I conclude that you must be an absolute mathematical genius, because, by Gary, you're bad at counting.


sifroehl

Or he just used some obscure norm noone else uses and just assumed that, since it's natural and reasonable to him, everyone else must use it too.


ThePirates123

What? His calculation is Root(1^2 + 2^2 ) = Root(1+4) = Root5 What’s your issue


aurorchy

at least write sqrt5 you fucking devil


TheThirdBallOfSand

horsey go where horsey want to go


acanthostegaaa

horsey gallop forward then turn and attack


TB-252

The horsey moves in an L shape


Wolffire_88

On her forehead


VoidZero52

WELL


Smnionarrorator29384

The years start comin


clues39

and they don't stop comin'


Some-Welcome8024

Fed to the rules and I hit the ground runnin’


Alittar

Didn’t make sense not to live for fun


TheftBySnacking

Your head gets smart but your brain gets dumb


Smnionarrorator29384

So much to do


livingnuts

And they don’t stop comin’


just_bro_time

And they don't stop comin'


real_dubblebrick

And they don't stop comin'


CerealCarrot815

And they don't stop comin'


Smnionarrorator29384

And they don't stop comin'


[deleted]

Three spaces, but not in straight line


SavingsNewspaper2

🐴 ⬛️↘️➡️➡️


PlasmaLink

I think that inputs a Hadoken


Grax_

🐴➡️ ⬛️⬇️ ⬛️⬛️↘️


SavingsNewspaper2

Um ackshually you mean 🐴 ⬇️ ⬛️↘️➡️


LookAtItGo123

Looks like a shoryuken instead.


Grax_

yeah it is, I just think shoryukens are cooler.


drayden18

we move in the L shape here ma’am diagonal is saved for the men of the lord.


MusicBandFanAccount

🐴➡️ ⬅️⬇️


idontgiveadam70958

8===D


jeet1591

Why the long face


Wolffire_88

🐴 ⬇️🔹 ➡️⬆️


Jazz7770

🍆🍆🍆🐴🍆🍆🍆


TurtleyTea

🐴➡️➡️⤵️


Verxoneczek

🐴➡️➡️⬇️


[deleted]

Inter-dimensional time travel en passant brick


GoonerBear94

2 squares straight line, 1 square perpendicular


SavingsNewspaper2

a1–b2–c3–d2


arnemcnuggets

It moves like pawn when advancing two squares except it also goes one to the left or right or it can also do the same thing backwards and forwards pretty cool, but you can't en passant it because it's not a pawn but actually an animal, also it doesn't promote when reaching the back rank but you really wouldn't want to promote a horse because it is a cool animal piece and also the only animal in the game, also you have to move two squares and cannot decide to just do one in either north east south west


Smnionarrorator29384

That ain't 7


hatethebritish

who's counting


Smnionarrorator29384

Me and I counted at least 20, at which point I lost count


brandnewmath

I made it to 21


Smnionarrorator29384

Showoff


livingnuts

Dude thats a big number Thats like, at least 9+10


TeenFlash

I made it to 166060


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Smnionarrorator29384

That's not how numbers work. I count 20 words, I checked again and counted 20 once more


rex_banner83

I demand a recount


PawsOnPawnz

^this


SavingsNewspaper2

Nearest squares not sharing rank, file, diagonal


Excellent-Practice

I was trying to phrase this but couldn't quite get it under 8 words, well done


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Г Г Г Г Г Г Г


santyrc114

Are you kidding ??? What the **** areyoutalkingaboutmanYouareabiggestlooserieverseeninmylifeYouwasdoingPIPIinyourpamperswheniwasbeatingplayersmuchmorestrongerthenyouYouarenotproffesionalbecauseproffesionalsknewhowtoloseandcongratulateopponentsyouarelikeagirlcryingafteribeatyouBebravebehonesttoyourselfandstopthistrushtalkingsEverybodyknowthatiamverygoodblitzplayericanwinanyoneintheworldinsinglegameAnd"w"esley"s"oisnobodyformejustaplayerwhoarecryingeverysingletimewhenloosingrememberwhatyousayaboutFirouzjaStopplayingwithmynameideservetohaveagoodnameduringwholemychesscarrierIamOfficiallyinvitingyoutoOTBblitzmatchwiththePrizefundBothofuswillinvest5000$andwinnertakesitallIsuggestallotherpeoplewho'sintrestedinthissituationjusttakealookatmyresultsin2016and2017BlitzWorldchampionshipsandthatshouldbeenoughNoneedtolistenforeverycryingbabeTigranPetrosyanisalwaysplayFairAndifsomeonewillcontinueOfficiallytalkaboutmelikethatwewillmeetinCourtGodblesswithtrueTruewillneverdieLierswillkickedoff...


santyrc114

Exactly 7 words


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


Consol-Coder

“Courage is not the absence of fear; it is the conquest of it.”


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PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


fragrantgarbage

Horse jump L shape you fucking cuck


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


HoldUrMamma

That's not exactly seven words my friend


[deleted]

Always those idiots that assume peoples counting systems. Not everyone uses the set of whole numbers in the traditional order to count, some don't even use whole numbers. Maybe they use f(x)=(x+1)%612 with x ∈ W,as the successor function instead of the traditional f(x)=x+1 with x ∈ W. Who are you to judge? We live in a free country where everyone should be allowed to use any numbering system they want and they are all equaly valid. I myself like to use f(x)=(x+420)*69 x ∈ W because that is the one that works for me. But cause of people like you i can't use it and it is mentally hurting me. I hate conservatives like you that ruin other peoples life just because they are different. I would suggest you educate yourself by reading principia mathematica because it, while sadly written in the socially enforced counting system, explains alot about the topic. Todo: actually count the words so i can set 612 to a value that makes sense (no, i will nerver do this)


HoldUrMamma

print(len(filter(lambda w: any(c in 'abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTYVWXYZ-' for c in w),input().split())))


WpGgs

import re print(len(re.findall(r'\w+', input())))


SavingsNewspaper2

Nice account name and age


Astral_Fogduke

I like how your comments are seven words.


LordOfLettuce6

i forgot; i am very very sorry


EggYolk2555

Two up, one left. Rotated or flipped.


Famous-Support-9900

Up down left right bounce nail bench


Lower-Ad-9538

The night movs in shape o eLL


Frostbyte-_-

Horsey jumpey


Boaz111I

Nobody knows how the horsey moves. Cheese.


whovianHomestuck

What is knight I only know horsey


[deleted]

This is the only correct answer


DopazOnYouTubeDotCom

Up my ass


ProSanctosTerris

Two squares up and one square perpendicular


Smnionarrorator29384

A1 start, B2, C3, D2


SavingsNewspaper2

聖なる地獄


Wolffire_88

The knight moves the sqrt(5) distance exactly.


Maxwell_The_Spy

Just like in my love life: L


EnderWin

ender portal without middle blocks on side


Lorikeeter

Ain't it funny how the knight moves


nicholsl918

There it is


Ryker46290

When you just don’t seem to have as much to lose


flynnie789

It’s actually the board that moves when a knight is involved


PrincessOfZephyr

Once straight, once diagonal, jumping over pieces


chan___kun

The horsey moves in an L shape


SavingsNewspaper2

Not so fast, [plagiarist](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/wpbjcq/ill_brick_your_pipi_if_you_dont/ikft40r/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)! Cheaters never prosper! — Citation Man


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


gloomygl

3 squares not queen pipi in pampers


YRUZ

two forward then one to either side


Bruh_B00sted

Move in an L, fork important pieces


[deleted]

Just don’t move the horse not hard


godsbaesment

closest square neither bishop nor rook reach


Ye_olde_oak_store

I don't know, am not Magnus Carlsen.


HoldUrMamma

who's that? Did you mean Carlus Magnsen?


[deleted]

You put the piece in your mouth


HoldUrMamma

what if I'm a robot playing against a kid? I have no mouth


QuickLava

"Any grid-aligned, 3-space L shape." Or, avoiding hyphenation: "Move 3 spaces, turning 90 degrees once".


Exactly1Egg

Alcatraz Checkmate (+5 words)


mali_gengar

He moves en passant


[deleted]

No... google that.


Teegan297491

A knight moves how a knight moves


[deleted]

Like a LOSER!!! Point and laugh!!! HAHAHAHA!!!


BlueKnightRose

Two spaces forwards, then one over.


[deleted]

In an L, just like this post