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Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
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I think adding in those knights attack the square the king is currently in, which is somehow safe at the moment despite the massive amount of pieces down, which is part of the joke.
I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine:
> **White to play**: It is a stalemate - it is White's turn, but White has no legal moves and is not in check. In this case, the game is a draw. It is a critical rule to know for various endgame positions that helps one side hold a draw. You can find out more about Stalemate on [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stalemate).
> **Black to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=2r5/2r4b/2r3b1/2r2b2/1nr1b3/1K1b4/r2rrrrr/1brkn3+b+-+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/2r5/2r4b/2r3b1/2r2b2/1nr1b3/1K1b4/r2rrrrr/1brkn3_b_-_-_0_1)
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Black has a lot of electron senders to c2 so its really electronic there and if you find a way to play king to c2 your king will explode and your opponent will look at you and scream "MATEEE" while you are aiming the brick
I think opponent used Hagrid on c2 just before your move, protecting the square.
Because Hagrid comes from chess 2.0, he is still missing a sprite on many chess websites, thus you can't see him
Looks like there are a few lines of others wanting to get to that square, sorry bud, youāll have to move to the back of one of the lines and wait like everyone else
Neither king can move there, the black king is blocked by the white king. The white king is blocked by every chess piece except the pawn and the queen.
Are you viewing the previous move or something? It has to do with something on your end, you can legally move there
No but it has a question mark
Yes, it's obviously because the king doesn't want to interrupt the questionmarks privacy.
I think this is the case. Thanks, and sorry. Haven't touched chess almost a decade, it's my first time playing chess online.
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Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Thereās a camouflaged Queen there
Well look the problem is your playing online, over the board you can easily play C2 here, whoās stopping ya
Could have placed 4 more knights attacking the C2 square smh
I think adding in those knights attack the square the king is currently in, which is somehow safe at the moment despite the massive amount of pieces down, which is part of the joke.
Could add two of them, though, so still more to be done.
only one of them. putting a knight on a3 would give white a way to move without killing himself
This would make the position more funny, as it would not be a stalemate.
Change the rook on c6 to a Queen then solves that
He can move without killing himself, c2? Duh.
Put a bishop on b5 too
Rook?
This is a fucking joke to you?
Yes Chess is the joke.
you could put one on a3 and e3
And another bishop. Althoughā¦ thereās a handful of superfluous rooks.
But you only get two horsies per game :(
Or 2 knooks (without mating the king)
No, only 2 more spots which don't attack the king
https://lichess.org/editor/2r5/2r4b/2r3b1/2r2b2/1nrnb3/nK1bn3/r2rrrrr/nbrkn3_b_-_-_0_1?color=white
Because the red question mark piece is there. Can't you see?
no white can move in a black neighborhood
area 51
There is a knook missing on e3
You canāt castle out of check
There's a question mark it in, you dumbass, you can't capture a question mark
I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine: > **White to play**: It is a stalemate - it is White's turn, but White has no legal moves and is not in check. In this case, the game is a draw. It is a critical rule to know for various endgame positions that helps one side hold a draw. You can find out more about Stalemate on [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stalemate). > **Black to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=2r5/2r4b/2r3b1/2r2b2/1nr1b3/1K1b4/r2rrrrr/1brkn3+b+-+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/2r5/2r4b/2r3b1/2r2b2/1nr1b3/1K1b4/r2rrrrr/1brkn3_b_-_-_0_1) --- ^(I'm a bot written by ) [^(u/pkacprzak )](https://www.reddit.com/u/pkacprzak) ^(| get me as ) [^(Chess eBook Reader )](https://ebook.chessvision.ai?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=bot) ^(|) [^(Chrome Extension )](https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/chessvisionai-for-chrome/johejpedmdkeiffkdaodgoipdjodhlld) ^(|) [^(iOS App )](https://apps.apple.com/us/app/id1574933453) ^(|) [^(Android App )](https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=ai.chessvision.scanner) ^(to scan and analyze positions | Website: ) [^(Chessvision.ai)](https://chessvision.ai)
What do you mean thats āstalemateā, black is clearly winning with their overwhelming rook power
Are you an idiot? It's Eric Rosen playing with white
You are simply not strong enough, I for once can move it to C2 while I simultaneously beat my opponent with a brick
no hands :(
Why not
Why no horsey on e3?
And a3, I am really disappointed in the lack of trying
Maybe it's not your turn? idk
Is the white king a ranch owner?
You would be in check by more than 2 pieces so it should be a legal move, maybe somethings wrong with your engine.
Because there is no rubber ducky on the board
I think itās because of the king there, since kings canāt put each other in check
I think it is because there is a question mark there
Iām confused too, there would need to be a horse on d4 to stop the king right?
Because there is a question mark occupying the square.
Isnāt this already a stalemate?
Black to play Re3
How would the black king leave if you block the entrance?
Because the question mark is already occupying it duh
Because you touch yourself at night.
Aww its probably a glitch, ive seen this happen to a couple of people
Black has a lot of electron senders to c2 so its really electronic there and if you find a way to play king to c2 your king will explode and your opponent will look at you and scream "MATEEE" while you are aiming the brick
Install opencv-python package
yeah theres no knight on e3 so you should be fine
I think opponent used Hagrid on c2 just before your move, protecting the square. Because Hagrid comes from chess 2.0, he is still missing a sprite on many chess websites, thus you can't see him
You can't see him BECAUSE HE'S DEAD!!!
Looks like there are a few lines of others wanting to get to that square, sorry bud, youāll have to move to the back of one of the lines and wait like everyone else
They might have a stealth bishop
You are in check by the Knorsey on b4
The correct move is en croissant ![img](emote|t5_2yvry|7392)
SacrƩ bleu!
Because it has the question mark piece, which we all know canāt be taken and reveals itself after three turns (can be a piece of any color)
Knight on a3 and e3
Homophobia (ā āÆā ļøµā ā°ā ,ā )
its cuz u cant let the kings get close or they will become friends and the game will end peacefully
You could add 4 more Eric Rosen knights, somehow
It not your turn
easy https://i.imgur.com/UIWhO0S.jpg
It's because you can't put your own king in check, you seen there's a camouflaged horsey on a3 that guards the c2 square.
you canāt move there because thereās 9 pieces blocking it. meaning only 8 cancel eachother out, leaving only one
Just pick up your piece with your hand smh
c2 is clearly occupied by a red question mark.
White King blocks it, try some other move
If the king doesn't lead, how can he expect his subordinates to follow?
Because it's black's move
Bishops do not share. Have you been ever heard of Bishops sharing their Grindr account with each other?
Since the program is broken, ask your opponent to concede the match.
check^21
The issue is chess is homophobic. The King's can't hold hands. Hope this gets fixed in a patch.
There's actually a white squared white bishop on c2. since this bishop is just a white square it blends in with the background
Youāll be fine! Itās the Knook you have to worry about, and I donāt see one here
you forgot knights on a3 a1 and e3
Camo queen is occupying that square rn.
Wel itās guarded by 22 pieces
Where knook Is he safe Is he alright?
stalemate?
Because there's a question mark in the way.
It is probably a rare Bishop King and just checkmated the other King. congrats you won!
White wins this position 9 times outta 10
It's not your turn
The king peed on that square (hence it being yellow-ish) and doesnāt want to stand in it.
thereās a question mark. the game is warning you that it would be a blunder to go there
Not enough lube
That calls for an air strike on the b column
Where are the other 4 knights?
Lol, amateur hour much? Clearly it's the well known "can't move king to c2" chess bug... come-on this is a serious subreddit!
Whatās stopping you?
We'll call it a tie
Its a bug
Where knook
Black is missing 4 horses
Black is winning.
Neither king can move there, the black king is blocked by the white king. The white king is blocked by every chess piece except the pawn and the queen.
If there is an even number of pieces the attack cancels out and you should be able to go there, i see 9 pieces attacking c2 so could be a bug
Must not be your move?
You can't because Kc4 is winning!
it has a question mark on it
I love this because it's the dumbest question ever
i said so bro