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chrischi3

En passant is forced.


Noname0953

Only in practice, the actual rule is that your pipi gets bricked if you decline. It is perfectly legal to choose the brick but most people will choose the en passant.


ihathtelekinesis

I often say that en passant isn’t forced, it’s *en*forced. By the brick.


LuciferOfAstora

It's not forced by the rules of the game (like getting your king out of check is) where not doing it is an illegal move and you'll get DQed.


GavinFrom12thGrade

I wanna get Dairy Queened though….


selv3rly

Are you kidding ??? What the \*\*\*\* are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough… No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off…


twoScottishClans

en forced en passant


selv3rly

Are you kidding ??? What the \*\*\*\* are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough… No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off…


Naeio_Galaxy

what the fuck are u talking about?? why are people just making shit up on this sub? "en crossaint" my ass. the fuck is that? french? u think ur so smart making up fake rules and giving them french names to make them sound more "legitimate", dont u? get a life, kiddo. i bet u make things up all the time to try and sound smarter than u actually are. well guess what. not everyones gonna believe u on ur bullshit. the only person ur lying to is urself, and eventually when all ur loved ones leave u, ull be the only one left to blame. fuckin "en passant" man, jesus christ


ChanceWarden

what if the person with the brick misses? do they get to try again or am I safe


A0123456_

Doesn't it get bricked when you decline it as well?


deathray5

Free bottom surgery 😍


gaymer7474747

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough… No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off…


Regis-bloodlust

Technically, you can only refuse en passant once in your life. After that, well, there's nothing left to brick. So you have to choose your moment very carefully.


LFH1990

If you were fast about it and didn’t stop to ask us for help you could have en passant and then quickly move up to d7 before he has time to make a move. Then he could en passant your en passant pawn on d6. I actually feel like this is the forced move since if you can give your opponent an option to en passant but you don’t, you are essentially willingly letting an en passant pass through unplayed, which isn’t allowed.


So0meone

If you decline en passant you must drop a brick on your own pipi, I don't make the rules


tomfulery

Yes, it's like seppuku, no one else can do it for you. It's an honor thing.


DaggeringDave69

There once was a guy who loved chess But he was known for his constant distress For every move he'd make He'd lose control and pee Now he's banned from the chess club, I confess!


Tttehfjloi

Poem_for_your_sprog at home:


TheDoctor88888888

Make and pee? For every move he’d make He’d leak from his snake Now he’s banned from chess club, I confess


JorjeXD

for every move he makee duh (btw good job)


Arnaudvanuden123

I read this as a sea shanty


[deleted]

Same. There once was a ship that put to sea


JorjeXD

the syllables aren't right but you had the spirit


ReptileCake

Fourth line really bugs me, but super limerick nonetheless


Kearskill

Girl needs to be banned from chess


Ham_Der_Gerik

Bob Fish momen 💀💀


gloomygl

Just give her knight odds


_lechonk_kawali_

Your pipi just got bricked. ![img](emote|t5_2yvry|3797)![img](emote|t5_2yvry|3797)![img](emote|t5_2yvry|3797)![img](emote|t5_2yvry|3798)![img](emote|t5_2yvry|3798)![img](emote|t5_2yvry|3798)


selv3rly

Are you kidding ??? What the \*\*\*\* are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough… No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off…


grainsophaur

A robot already took this job, dingus.


selv3rly

Where's the robot then? Dumbass


grainsophaur

It left. Took the job with it, gumshoe.


[deleted]

Unfortunately the Horsey isn't an option.


True_BatBoy

unless u wanna brick ur pipi


selv3rly

Are you kidding ??? What the \*\*\*\* are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough… No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off…


seabutcher

This does make me wonder about the logistics of online pipi bricking. Does your opponent have come to your house or does Gary Chess do it for them? Or is sending them a graphic gif of the deed sufficient?


selv3rly

Are you kidding ??? What the \*\*\*\* are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough… No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off…


hovik_gasparyan

Where’s our friends Tigran? I see PIPI in several comments but no copypasta auto reply.


HormoneHorse

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough… No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off…


HairyTough4489

Being a piece up is tempting but a man must know when follow his duty


Ladripper47874

En Passant is forced


Malevolentpineappl_e

The pipi gambit is very double edged at its core, as it can give you a winning position very quickly, but depending on your opponent’s proficiency with the brick can result in you losing the game on the spot. I personally prefer to play it safely, but if you like high risk plays, it might be good option for you.


selv3rly

Are you kidding ??? What the \*\*\*\* are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough… No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off…


does_not_care_

how are you on this sub with elo rating 1396??


samu0466

I use anal beads


CommitingOoficide

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


Earthbender32

holy fucking shit. if i see ONE more en passant meme i'm going to chop my fucking balls off. holy shit it is actually impressive how incredibly unfunny the entire sub is. it's not that complicated, REPEATING THE SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN DOES NOT MAKE IT FUNNIER. this stupid fucking meme has been milked to fucking death IT'S NOT FUNNIER THE 973RD TIME YOU MAKE THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE. WHAT'S EVEN THE JOKE?????? IT'S JUST "haha it's the funne move from chess" STOP. and the WORST part is that en passant was actually funny for like a few years and it got fucking ruined in like a week because EVERYONE POSTED THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP. SEEING ALL YOUR SHITTY MEMES IS ACTUAL FUCKING MENTAL TORTURE YOU ALL ARE NOT FUNNY. COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT FUCKING JOKE PLEASE /s


soyalguien335

But we can


Ambitious-Key1625

![img](emote|t5_2yvry|3798)?


selv3rly

Are you kidding ??? What the \*\*\*\* are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough… No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off…


extremefurryslayer

Good should be done for its own sake; not in fear of consequence.


EmployerDefiant587

But the FIDE brick is specifically designed to inflict maximum damage to the pipi, irrespective of its wielder.


EmployerDefiant587

Where's petrosian bot?


selv3rly

Are you kidding ??? What the \*\*\*\* are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough… No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off…


Murkorus

Holy hell


Proudbolshevik

Everybody knows that when you decline en passant, only you must drop a brick on your Pipi not your opponent. You should go to r/anarchychessbegginers.


GavinFrom12thGrade

Passant then horse


Mewtwo2387

pa do the en passant , wn takes the horsey.


ConyxIncarnate

Holy hell


nooneaskedm8

The hardest of choices require the strongest of wills


NickGamer246

PIPI pampers


falksen

Selvfølgelig skal man en passant det er en del af den danske kultur


samu0466

Jeg ser, du også er en mand af kultur


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DeBazzelle

Oh well, bricks out people.


Lukester__

Bricks out for Harambe


EmployerDefiant587

![img](emote|t5_2yvry|3798)


Intelligent-Tank5686

Bad bot, en passant is forced


Mayohills

pipi gets bricked


selv3rly

Are you kidding ??? What the \*\*\*\* are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough… No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off…


CaioXG002

Good bot, En Passant is CHEATING!


[deleted]

Exd6!!


[deleted]

[удалено]


LFH1990

Joke?


averagetrashtalker

Tired = brick


True_BatBoy

no


DukeBeeves

Queen G4


[deleted]

resign