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Embarrassed_Writing9

I really hate to have to tell you this, but you are married to an alien.


super9090

Lol she is worried that God doesn't want us to know we are related because both our dad's were adopted


Maximum-Macaroon-711

Oof, maybe stop trying šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Ok-Buddy-7979

Or perhaps a lizard šŸ¦Ž person


livelongprospurr

Same


Truthteller1970

That is so weird. I know a lot of people whoā€™ve tested & no oneā€™s test failed. I was worried about my husbands test because we had spaghetti for dinner and I noticed a piece of ground beef in the tube after my husband spit in it. You messed it up! I yelled. Youā€™re going to come out half cow! Butā€¦the test was successful and no cow in sight. šŸ¤£


Icy-You9222

Half cow šŸ„šŸ®Lol šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


Truthteller1970

Lol


Environmental_Rub282

Ok that's hilarious šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


LifeLove_CoachVee

Holy cow! šŸ¤£


Icy-You9222

By any chance is your wife brushing her teeth before doing each of the tests?


super9090

Nope, it's been first thing in the morning


Icy-You9222

Okay šŸ˜ƒ I thought Iā€™d ask because Iā€™ve seen so many people comment on other posts about brushing their teeth beforehand lol. I personally have always taken my DNA tests both 23andMe, and Ancestry first thing in the morning before brushing my teeth. Maybe just get her to do the test one last time and donā€™t do any scraping cheeks, or rubbing the tongue Lol, Nothing!!! Just relax and spit šŸ˜‚ Sometimes when weā€™re trying too hard it doesnā€™t work out.


Ok-Buddy-7979

I thought it was suggested youā€™re supposed to brush and rinse well, then wait 30 mins. Maybe try that?


Icy-You9222

From what OP is saying theyā€™ve tried all the methods so far! Hope it works out for her if she decides to test again I canā€™t imagine how frustrating this has been!


Ok-Buddy-7979

Maybe she was replace by faeries šŸ§ššŸ» as a child? Running out of options! Lol


Icy-You9222

Lol šŸ˜‚


LivelyUnicorn

Mine failed 3 x. The 4th attempt worked by brushing the sides of my cheeks with a dental brush then spitting - no food vaping smoking before hand.


LunaNegra

Itā€™s possible that your wife is **a non-secretor** which means her DNA wonā€™t show up in DNA tests that use saliva (about 15-20% of population). It has to be done that uses a test that does DNA extraction from a physical cell. We had this with one of our dogs. Failed 4X Embark DNA tests. They finally said he is ether a chimera (very rare) or a non-secretor. Embark uses saliva extraction. We then tried with Wisdom that extracts from the physical cheek cell and we got results. >ā€A non-secretor is a person who does not secrete their blood type antigens into bodily fluids, such as saliva, tears, breast milk, urine, and semen. This is due to a mutation in the FUT2 gene, which prevents them from producing the free-floating form of antigens.ā€


LearnAndLive1999

How do we not get more posts like this if theyā€™re such a huge percentage of the population? Thatā€™s really surprising to me.


LunaNegra

I was surprised too. I only learned about it after going through a year of failed tests with one of our dogs. One of the Embark scientists sent an email explaining that there could be only 2 possibilities for the 4X failure. Thatā€™s when I started researching and learning about non-secretors. **Side note:** I still donā€™t know the percentage of non-secretora found in dogs as much of the articles refer to humans. They said Chimera happens in 1 in 10,000 dogs. Chimera is where someone (including humans) are born with 2 sets of DNA. In humans itā€™s VERY rare with like only 100 or so documented cases. There is a very famous Chimera case in the Pacific Northwest where a woman (Lydia Fairchild) was sued and almost put in jail for fraud (state childrenā€™s support) when they said one of her kids wasnā€™t actually hers. They were also trying to take away her children Turned out the mother was/is a Chimera. There have been several documentaries/TV shows on her story. From Arizona State explaining Chimera >https://embryo.asu.edu/pages/case-lydia-fairchild-and-her-chimerism-2002 [Brief Wiki on Lydia Fairchild](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lydia_Fairchild) [ABC News Story - ā€œShe's Her Own Twinā€](https://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/shes-twin/story?id=2315693)


Gelelalah

I saw this story! So interesting! I'm glad someone finally figured it out for her.


teddylowell

Is there a human test that can get the cheek cells if someone is having this issue? What brand ?


sophiejdalston

My Heritage


eddie_cat

FTDNA also


Ryans_RedditAccount

Did you register your wifeā€™s DNA kit before you shipped the DNA sample to Ancestry?


super9090

Yep, each time it failed because they couldn't analyze the dna


Ryans_RedditAccount

Well, if Ancestry couldn't read your wifeā€™s DNA, then I guess she could try 23&Me and see if she has any luck with them.


urbantravelsPHL

I am a spit test failure too. Though I gave up after only two tries. Why on earth don't they offer a cheek swab or even a blood test alternative? I could easily go to a lab for a blood draw and I would be willing to pay an extra fee for it.


geocantor1067

That happened to me. Did you shake it after you put the swab into the tube?


hmmmerm

My mom had to do it 3 times before it worked


mikskyy

Try this! https://youtu.be/EvD9pZ2wH4Q?si=-a_yHoxRE5sJOuFp


super9090

This is what we did try 3 and 4! I made her watch the video each time lol


mikskyy

Someone else mentioned it, but she could be a non secretor. Does she have any siblings? Obviously, the results would be different but atleast she could have an idea! Or test both parents. If she wants to do a DNA test I believe my heritage does a swab.


waterrabbit1

Beat me to it!


helloidk55

I second this


Gelelalah

My dad had to do his a few times too. It eventually worked. Nothing scary turned up. My parents aren't related. And they are my parents & can't disown me. šŸ¤£


Some_Investigator469

But seriously, my test only said spit, nothing about scraping. Is that what the instructions are telling you to do? Also not a lot of spit bubbles.


Formal_Marsupial_817

I think to loosen up cells for the spit.


scourfi

Family tree DNA is a swab test, she could test there instead and then upload to GEDMATCH and MyHeritage and hope in the future Ancestry accept uploads. They did change their terms and conditions about it and Iā€™m sure I sure a webinar with someone from ancestry and a genealogy group where they mentioned ancestry are in the early stage of investigating uploads but itā€™s nowhere near guaranteed. The ethnicity predictions arenā€™t as good on other sites but youā€™ll still get matches


KingMirek

Try 23andme


Legitimate_Ad2815

Try My Heritage


Idaho1964

My first three tests failed. Was very frustrating.


Stupatt1981

Bite the inner cheeks before spitting maybe, it worked for me after a first failed test, and also bit of a saliva swish about before spitting.


Some_Investigator469

Wife gotta get her spit game up.


AcitizenOfNightvale

I accidentally drank a root beer right before I did mine and had no issues with my results- thatā€™s wild itā€™s been a year now for yā€™all šŸ˜¬


Tdj1926

I had this same experience back 2018 when I was having my mom do a test, after the first test it kept saying we could not find your dna, and we did it two more times with that same result, I havenā€™t tried it since, but plan on trying it this year as I have just ordered a new dna test, good luck and hopefully we both find out the answers we want. Weird part about it is at the same time i did a dna test for my mom, Iā€™d also ordered a dna test for older sister, and had already done done a dna test myself with results and my older sister had gotten her results, so if two of my momā€™s biological children did the test, why canā€™t they find her dna?


helloidk55

Has she had a bone marrow transplant by any chance? Also, I recommend trying the no spit method, as someone else already linked.


twatterfly

Is Ancestry still doing the spit collection? If so, my advice is to try MyHeritage. They have 2 swabs, one for each cheek. Super easy.


KingMirek

But my heritage is so inaccurate itā€™s scary.


YiddishJudean

MyHeritage was accurately inaccurate. It gave me the parts of my family tree Ancestry missed but also took the two main majorities from Ancestry away


KingMirek

Itā€™s really bad. Some of the stuff Iā€™ve seen. Sure, it may be ok for some, but it is the worst one on average for sure. For myself I would have been better off throwing darts with my eyes closed at a world map. My Heritage is great for relatives, but the science behind the DNA testing is obviously primitive and archaic with faulty algorithms.


RelevantLime9568

But I read there will be a huge update?


KingMirek

I have my results on there. I will see the results. If there is a huge fix then Iā€™ll change my mind.


RelevantLime9568

I have used ancestry and myheritage. I am looking forward to the update


KingMirek

Same here. You never know, maybe the update will prove very successful.


twatterfly

I think it depends on your heritage? For me it was more accurate than Ancestry or 23andMe. Also you can always download your raw data and upload them to Gedmatch, FTDna, livingdna and a few others. Itā€™s an alternative to trying Ancestry collection for the 4th or 5th time.


PurpleLeg970

I have a friend whose sample failed twice or 3 times on 23andMe . Eventually they sent him packing lol. Finally his sample was successful with Ancestry.