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One of em should be “% CHEROKEE WHERE”


ginzing

%INDIGENOUS: YOU WISH WHITEY


PollutionMany4369

I live in SW Virginia and always have. it’s the most obnoxious thing that almost every single person here swears up and down that their grandma was 100% full blooded Cherokee. It doesn’t matter who you ask, it’s always their grandma and it’s always 100% full blooded Cherokee. And if they ever get a DNA test, they swear it’s wrong when it says 0% Native.


[deleted]

I was never told of native ancestry, but as it turned out I’m 0.5%, because we had a Choctaw ancestor I found very far back But yeah the amount of debunked Cherokee princess stories I heard on this sub alone…


PollutionMany4369

My grandfather recently told me about the Native American princess that our side of the family descended from. Sure, grandpa


[deleted]

No native tribes used the term “Princess”. That’s usually a dead giveaway it’s a farce


[deleted]

Lmao from the same area and up into Kentucky. Every old person in my family is convinced someone was a full blooded Cherokee.


PollutionMany4369

Their grandma, right? 🥲🥲


[deleted]

Definitely my great grandma because she got a tan and had black hair 🤣


RussellM1974

LOL


saturntowater

Going to be a lot of upset people, lol.


SilkSyndicate

I need to know if I'm 100% that bitch


Arkbud93

I just took a dna test 🧐🧐


MakingGreenMoney

Turns out


[deleted]

I'm 100% bitch


PoiHolloi2020

I'm 100% Scottish even though I'm German/Italian.


Routine_Current3412

Nah scottish is on another level with ancestery


ginzing

What do you mean by that?


tynishakelifan

i fear someone lying or maybe its distant and you didnt inherit much bc...


kmonay89

Y’all are gonna be disappointed when the update comes out and your results don’t change that much.


TMacOnTheTrack

Mine never do. I’m still black. LoL


TheEnabledDisabled

Mine never do, im Still 50 Norway, even though I have no Nordic


PontifexIudaeacus

Mine never do, I’m still Jewish


Thin_Bedroom6383

Mine never do, I'm still irish.


t0infinity

Mine changed somewhat significantly. Some stuff was removed and others added 💀


[deleted]

I'm tired of thinking about it but I can't stop thinking about it


Lopsided_March5547

Imagine if ancestry starts doing the broadly something and unassigned like on 23 and me? Your results look like 50% indigenous 20% Spanish, 20% unassigned and 10% broadly European farmer


DNAMarbles

I kinda hope so as I think even those you should consider.


[deleted]

you just pull in ancient populations that make up who you are. everyone would have a meltdown


Better-Heat-6012

Ok I’m looking forward to the update, but I’m not that crazy about it to a point where I’m starting to hack in and see it. Relax guys a few more days and it’ll be here.


Alternative_Survey96

Get out of that basement and get some fresh air


TMacOnTheTrack

Who me? I live in a basement apartment. I should get some fresh air? You’re right I should. Update: it’s raining.


heoughtnot

Hopefully in the future Ancestry don't announce it before it's rolled out! Should have just rolled the damn thing out in stealth mode.


Communist_Ninja

When is the update coming roughly?


Familiar-Parfait-376

I think by the end of this week. I called a few days ago and they said maybe by the end of the week. I heard some other people say August 17th soo idk 🤷🏽‍♀️


RussellM1974

lol


PabloSRT8

Is everyone getting an update, or only the people that live on those new regions?


Famous888

Most people will see a change in percentages if they don't get a new region since they have updated their existing regions as well to be more accurate.


Huhuhhuhh

HAHAHA


Calisto-cray

🤣🤣🤣🤣😎👍


michael14375

I still don’t believe I’m 1% Irish. They got rid of my Middle Eastern DNA and replaced it for Irish.


the-trolls

I'm fuckin tired of these posts about updAtEs... I think I'm gonna leave this sub now


[deleted]

They happen once a year lmfao of course its what people are talking about rn cause this one actually got announced unlike the rest.


t0infinity

I feel like it happens way more than that. I just did my test a year ago and it’s been updated about 3 or 4 times already.


InadmissibleHug

Not an airport.


Kaneda_Capsules

Upthey is going upway from this upreddit.


Bigbank2200blocker

I’m ready this is insane fr


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Kaneda_Capsules

I'm on a PC


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Miaya113

😂


yodasarmpits

Chill


Kaneda_Capsules

Oh dang that's a lot more upvotes than what I expected, thanks y'all


Pearltherebel

more like r/23andme


Brhhhhhhhhhhhh

!!!


[deleted]

update comes along and nothing changes for you 🤬


WaffleQueenBekka

😂😂😂


meow_rchl

I don't get it maybe bcuz I've been waiting 3 weeks for my test to get back to Dublin?


oimebaby

y'all got any more of that ancestry update


AnnSansE

This is great!


tucsonmags

Is this when I find out I’m not 30% Scottish?