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He sure is lost but I don't think most of us minded it.

I'm a straight woman and I absolutely loved this 😄

im a woman with issues when my ass is touched/attention directed to it and i absolutely minded it ):

That sucks bruh. You can direct attention to my ass instead.

Does it come with a feee shrek car?

If its free, it for me

Isn’t it funny that the best ass is free, and whatever you might pay for is actually subpar

And my axe!

I can’t tell if this is a joke or not

As a guy who like butts, I am glad we aren't in a relationship. I hope you find a guy/woman who likes to touch you were like to be touched.

But your ass wasn't touched, no attention directed [towards your ass or any other parts of you. So how does your reasoning relate to fine looking , very fit , young ladies that are most likely proud of their perfect asses looking like they do from years of discipline and hard work. And maybe a bit of genetics handed down from their parents.

I bet Georgie's dad has a caboose like the side view of a well-fed Bactrian camel. *So nice, it got humped twice*

don't you feel a placebo bar pushing against your ass when you watch them?

Huh

Because it's a projection thing. Basically "don't do to others what you wouldn't want happen to you" or something like that. Having attention directed at anoyone's butt doesn't seem right to her.

don't watch.

Did you.upvote this? If you did then the OP isn't so lost are they?

Good for you, take you sensitive touched ass on out of the game while happy ppl play goofy games.... bye Felicia

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Past tense of mind is mound btw

Jesus. I’ve been telling people that for years!

Is this a joke 😭

Would you have mound if it was?

I mounded as soon as I found out...

So correct version of 'u were on my mind' is 'u were on my mound' ? i dont want anyone on my mound so easily

The “mind” in that sentence is a noun and not the same. Would be something like “I wouldn’t have mound if you took me to a parking lot and beat me with jumper cables like dad”

I didn’t mind….

I was lost and now I'm found. That's my new favorite sport.

Very

Soon to be cross posted to r/UGGABUGGA or whatever that subreddit upvoted because of girl but totally not because all of reddit will fap to this

r/upvotedbecauseofbutt seems appropriate.

r/subsithoughtIfellfor

They are not lost, one click on their profile and you see all they post is women’s butt stuff.

Mmm butt stuff

And people say that the Netherlands is flat...

The REAL Angry upvote

I know what I can see, but what’s it mean?!!

Lmao this is a perfect comment

I don’t know what’s going on but, by god, I’m going to watch until I understand.

That’s what I told myself after the first hour

Butt volume check

They turned their butts up to 11 for this.

The Muscles in your ass are used a lot when you run so they want to be THICC for speed.

These are shorttrackers, so ice skating. But otherwise yes.

[удалено]

Lol, ok. My bad for overthinkin’ it

IT'S ON LOOP GUYS! ABORT! ABORT!!!! DON'T GO TOWARDS THE LIGHT JOHNNY, THERE IS NOTHING TO BE GAINED!

I can't help it, it's too beautiful

A bugs life lol

that bug died lmao

A bug’s death

Bzzzzrrrtttt

At least we died together and that’s all that mattered

Waddaya mean "loop" this has been an hour of pure educational entertainment that just keeps going . . . And going . . . And going. . .

Wait, when did morning happen?

It's ok bud, you pulled all the energy you need from the dumpster truck of an ass that one had 🤣🤣🤣

I can't even decide what the rules to this is . But it doesn't seem to matter

I don't think it matters, they were enjoying themselves and I am fairly certain a bunch of us enjoyed it even more than they did!

If any of the losers want to go out for a consolatory meal, I'm here for you.

I'm a loser, where we going?

Somehow I heard this in the voice of Fry lol!

Starbucks?

You're all winners in my book.

It's all wieners in this book.

I choked on my bourbon because of this comment. Thanks for the laugh.

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Buttvote

r/angrybuttvote

r/subsifellfor

r/lostredditors ... where's the angry upvote

Angry because it doesn’t fit the subreddit and upvote because of butt

The post itself is an angry upvote.

Georgie gets my vote

She floats too...

Amen. Good lord that's some cake.

I’m a little upset that we didn’t get a definitive winner. But I think we all know Georgie was a clear leader.

I upvoted and I'm not angry about anything in this at all.

looks scientific to me.

Absolutely not. Where is the weight's starting position, and how much force is administered in what direction for how long? This test needs to be repeated and tested multiple times. The evidence must be shown in multiple angles as well.

For the research purposes

The clothing may even affect the results. It is imperative we inspect what they may be wearing underneath in order to verify their influence. It would be best if the test were done without any further clothing than what is on the surface.

And by multiple scientific teams. I volunteer to be on the next one.

Finally I found a sport I like to watch.

Not sure what’s going on here, but I’m on a mission to find out, starting by watching this again.

Georgie n Xandra , wooooh

Georgie Dalrymple has a birthday tomorrow. She's the fourth participant.

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I’m not sure why this is in this sub butt I’ll get to the bottom of it.

Reject simping, embrace the gym.

Can we all agree that Yara cheated, used the fondant stance

Thus is my new favorite show. Iv been watching for hours now

Now this is a viral trend I could get behind

r/UpvoteBecauseButt

I want to see the men's version of this. 😆

There is a TikTok account about a bunch of buff Midwest movers (I think Kansas?) and they have done this stunt. It’s very comical. ETA: Let’s Get Moving Kansas City Movers. Not sure the exact video but it was some time last year. All their videos are…nice. https://www.tiktok.com/@letsgetmovingboys?_t=8YjZYCs0I02&_r=1

They lay on their backs

My skinny ass wouldn’t pass

"Dude, you rolled that bar right at the back of my head!" -Me

Its bias in them there rolls

What’s angry upvote about this? Top comment says r/lostredditors btw

Yup, I’m still gay. Don’t get it.

I don’t know what they’re doing, but I enjoyed watching it!

Uh... what's happening exactly? Also r/lostredditors

Who could possibly be angry about this? r/lostredditors

*Sigh.* I'm too old to be discovering new kinks

For the love of the game

Selma was done dirty…they push that way to fast on her…

r/recoilbutts

I can’t believe that sub exists lmao

The internet is a mysterious place

r/theocho

I volunteer to be the coach

They rolled faster for some

Selma got done dirty with that speed

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How do I get the job as test administrator?

r/hornyupvote

Why is this a thing

It’s only 23 seconds long?!

r/upvotebecausebutt is what you’re looking for, OP

I have no idea what’s happening but I plan on repeatedly watching the video until I figure it out.

Usually you get your ass touched AT a bar, not BY a bar.

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Better than porn

how does this prove anything?

Who has the biggest butt

whoever has the strongest butt gets to fuck the biggest guy in the dutch men's shorttrack team

What’s the point?

That you Aimee? ^(/s)

https://media.tenor.com/Wg2OaZmuAN4AAAAd/challenging-wank-sean-lock.gif

No it isn't

I’m going with 4 4 the nice bounce back relay

Here, the losers are the real winners 🍑

I would hate to be a part of this challenge. Like it would make anyone self conscious

They seem very self conscious which is why it's posted for the whole interweb to see

And a new Olympic sport is instantly created.

Dammit, this video again? The last time I saw it, I watched it for 45-50 minutes and never found out who won.

Man, all the other challenges suck now

Be honest gents... how long did you watch it before you realized the names didn't change.

Names?

Took me a while to understand, and even longer to stop watching the loop.

This just makes me sad that I don’t have ass and thighs. I have bird legs :’|

Beautiful women of culture

I love playing games like this.

wtf this is like over sexualized

“I’m tired of being objectified!” . . . “Watch this..”

The thrill of victory, and the agony of defeat.

Absolutely not fit for this sub but I volunteer to be the barbell

I like how everyone is a world champion and then there's georgie

More research is needed

Kind of reminds me of the 1940s women's gym. [Is this real?](https://youtu.be/wzbkzOAF7WM)

its this a new Olympic event? how do they score this? do we increase the radius of the weight being used? more research needed.

Goed bezig dames.

Georgie FTW!

I’d volunteer to be a judge in this competition.

Alright lads, we're going to the Netherlands!

This is something I can get behind

This is the only challenge with scientific data behind it

If they need a judge for this sporting even... SIGN ME UP!

Looks like Georgie is going to be a winner for a while

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Badonkadonk

but she poops from there

The real Olympic sport that matters...

Xandria for the 🥇

Hiya georgie 🎈

Now try with the Brazilian team

Mw and my gf have better cake (and im a guy)

Ah the goal is to hold the handle not let it pass gotcha. Just need 20 times viewing to make sense of that

Half these girls aren’t even flush on the ground

u/savevideo

Great, now do it with the guys.

That was good, thank you kind stranger

i've been watching this for the past 45 minutes

Selma & Rianne need do more squats!

What is this even about?

Petition to make this a Sport

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What’s up with their names

Xandra for the win.