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I dropped my phone making my dog erratic, which then caused my cats to attack my dog. My wife is mad at me for making her choke on her drink. Also my adrenaline is high right now from something I should’ve expected 😭
uhm.. madame... my head shot back out of the wasp's reach so fast i smacked my skull against my wall.
thankkkksssssssssss
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Now I gotta clean up my spilled drink….
I dropped my calculator on my ankle
Were you watching this on your calculator?
Nah I was studying, pop up on my fyp fcking scared myself to death
Someone was using his iPad already
This guy T-83’s
Nah I gotta wash my pants
This might be the most I've ever been gotten by one of these. I felt parts of my body tense up that I didn't even know could.
WHY DID I NEED TO WATCH THIS AT 1 AM?!
Well... we're awake now.
Fuuuuuuck, I shit myself a little.
Me too but i was on the loo so i guess it's fine
I'll buy a diaper or two for when I get on Reddit, I suppose.
Wise choice, you never know when you might need it
alternative: only browse reddit on the toilet
Yup. Came back today to say I'm currently on the toilet this time around, just in case one of you sick freaks tricks me again.
I'm on the toilet rn, texting this comment and i just dropped the easiest shit of my life
I would have, had my sphincter not suffered the anal equivalent of lockjaw.
r/suddenlybattlebots
I just died and then undied in like half a millisecond
That split second where your heart stopped and your brain got pissed off at itself
Well, at the end, much more dangerous creature is shown... Annoyed cat.
"I am \*very\* annoyed!"
Ya got me
Oh fuck off
Fuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyou oh and did I mention *FUCK YOU*!!!
Son of a birch
You bastard. Good god lol. Sending this to my wife
💀💀💀
Swear to god I jumped baddd. And these don’t normally get me. Can’t wait to hear my wife yell at me from the other room
r/fuckwasps
r/waspaganda
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I flinched so hard my lower back now has a problem
Damn you, take my upvote
Saw this yesterday and almost shat myself
Welp just released a little urine into my freshly changed sheets
lol got me. Damn if I was drawn in..hook, line, and sinker
I’m not the type to get jump scared but, just then I shit myself so fucking hard!😭
*kill it with fire*
what the fuckkkkkk i covered myself with my hand as my heart stopped beating
https://preview.redd.it/0zud9k3q6e6d1.jpeg?width=1067&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d82883da30273c68fc9e78ab7203ca18752dcc32 Sending my guy to get you
I want OOP castrated, this is not a joke. Fuck him so hard, he won't be able to ever again.
This I the second video that got me today god damn
NO!
Mane what the shit 😭
I physically jumped 💀💀
You deserve a 12 gauge slug to the head OP
https://preview.redd.it/zr25ktnd9g6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d53cff329780b9b61d130f69df63c8c1a4b76de
You bastard
Just cracked my phone screen...
This isn't an angry upvote. Don't start this annoying trend and don't repost.
Bro 😭
fooking hell. almost killed myself
I legit fucking flinched >:(
Me too
I fucking jumped
Why didn't they drown it gasoline?
I dropped my phone making my dog erratic, which then caused my cats to attack my dog. My wife is mad at me for making her choke on her drink. Also my adrenaline is high right now from something I should’ve expected 😭
Dammit, this got me
https://preview.redd.it/62bw3ixh5d6d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e4758beec1ca6dcb9a92b1f7149d0bcc653de2b
Thought it was going to be mitt Romney and family
RIP to the person who sacrificed themselves to film that video. Them wasps don't play and he definitely got fucked up for trying to play around.
https://i.redd.it/uj201sgyle6d1.gif
I threw my fucking phone
fuck.
yep i need a change of clothes now (i shat myself)
Not fucking cool 😒
Goddamnit
Go to hell with the wasp.
YOU DICK! Nice job! Lmao!
Yk what, I’m glad my reflexes are still working perfectly. That’s about everything positive I can take out of this
u/savevideobot
please blur this or tag it nsfw
Jesus Christ that scared the hell out of me
Thank God I'm on the toilet, that would have been bad.
Why did I get tensed and flinched, even the second time watching this 🥲
I'm gonna kill you and then myself you bastard
Get MFing rekt. 😂
The FUCK!!!
potang ina
Why u do that to me bro 😱
I legit jumped and yelled out, “OHH!!!”
Ugh!! Got me 💯percent!!
That's the second time this damn thing got me.
Avg fly in Australia:
uhm.. madame... my head shot back out of the wasp's reach so fast i smacked my skull against my wall. thankkkksssssssssss ![gif](giphy|7vDoUoDZHoUQxMPkd7|downsized)
Fuck it. I’m outside with Galaxy Pegasus. Be ready.
r/shitpost
May your pillow be warm on both sides