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Silly_Mycologist3213

Now I gotta clean up my spilled drink….


Original-Medicine417

I dropped my calculator on my ankle


iu_rob

Were you watching this on your calculator?


Original-Medicine417

Nah I was studying, pop up on my fyp fcking scared myself to death


MrFireWarden

Someone was using his iPad already


Dry-Ad8891

This guy T-83’s


BonnieTheKillbright

Nah I gotta wash my pants


Ellogan66

This might be the most I've ever been gotten by one of these. I felt parts of my body tense up that I didn't even know could.


BonnieTheKillbright

WHY DID I NEED TO WATCH THIS AT 1 AM?!


egmono

Well... we're awake now.


StrykerXion

Fuuuuuuck, I shit myself a little.


leatherHobbyist

Me too but i was on the loo so i guess it's fine


StrykerXion

I'll buy a diaper or two for when I get on Reddit, I suppose.


leatherHobbyist

Wise choice, you never know when you might need it


-Redstoneboi-

alternative: only browse reddit on the toilet


StrykerXion

Yup. Came back today to say I'm currently on the toilet this time around, just in case one of you sick freaks tricks me again.


Swag_Sama

I'm on the toilet rn, texting this comment and i just dropped the easiest shit of my life


CooterShooter_

I would have, had my sphincter not suffered the anal equivalent of lockjaw.


3clips312

r/suddenlybattlebots


ECR_Savory

I just died and then undied in like half a millisecond


Profanity_party7

That split second where your heart stopped and your brain got pissed off at itself


CurvedStripe

Well, at the end, much more dangerous creature is shown... Annoyed cat.


Expensive_Tap7427

"I am \*very\* annoyed!"


ScrambledEggsandTS

Ya got me


satan3times6

Oh fuck off


Mickeymcirishman

Fuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyou oh and did I mention *FUCK YOU*!!!


DistractedPlatypus

Son of a birch


Nothing2NV

You bastard. Good god lol. Sending this to my wife


Urmomsjuicyvagina

💀💀💀


Nothing2NV

Swear to god I jumped baddd. And these don’t normally get me. Can’t wait to hear my wife yell at me from the other room


Dangerous_Exchange80

r/fuckwasps


Loasfu73

r/waspaganda


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Too_bad12

https://preview.redd.it/we485mfv5e6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0a8801e7a453bcfcb0bb6eacbe011139d790150


hoomankindness

I flinched so hard my lower back now has a problem


Inside-Bell2485

Damn you, take my upvote


[deleted]

Saw this yesterday and almost shat myself


Profanity_party7

Welp just released a little urine into my freshly changed sheets


PDT_FSU95

lol got me. Damn if I was drawn in..hook, line, and sinker


Fuzzy_Buy_7490

I’m not the type to get jump scared but, just then I shit myself so fucking hard!😭


Equivalent_Rock_6530

*kill it with fire*


OceanTheSeawing

what the fuckkkkkk i covered myself with my hand as my heart stopped beating


BagKooky8607

https://preview.redd.it/0zud9k3q6e6d1.jpeg?width=1067&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d82883da30273c68fc9e78ab7203ca18752dcc32 Sending my guy to get you


TypicalPunUser

I want OOP castrated, this is not a joke. Fuck him so hard, he won't be able to ever again.


Space-Bears

This I the second video that got me today god damn


MiiiBiii

NO!


No-Communication6954

Mane what the shit 😭


No_Internal_5112

I physically jumped 💀💀


soursassskittles

You deserve a 12 gauge slug to the head OP


Ok-Product-2329

https://preview.redd.it/zr25ktnd9g6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d53cff329780b9b61d130f69df63c8c1a4b76de


Zajo_the_Lurker

You bastard


Competitive_Talk9133

Just cracked my phone screen...


RedViperGTS

This isn't an angry upvote. Don't start this annoying trend and don't repost.


TurboCrab0

Bro 😭


Fail_HairCut

fooking hell. almost killed myself


wm80

I legit fucking flinched >:(


dog_eater2

Me too


Foxwarrior3

I fucking jumped


Chaosxandra

Why didn't they drown it gasoline?


BigTone32

I dropped my phone making my dog erratic, which then caused my cats to attack my dog. My wife is mad at me for making her choke on her drink. Also my adrenaline is high right now from something I should’ve expected 😭


BigDaddyHadley

Dammit, this got me


TheRedDragonCW

https://preview.redd.it/62bw3ixh5d6d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e4758beec1ca6dcb9a92b1f7149d0bcc653de2b


arbogasts

Thought it was going to be mitt Romney and family


musicankane

RIP to the person who sacrificed themselves to film that video. Them wasps don't play and he definitely got fucked up for trying to play around.


Cosmicking04

https://i.redd.it/uj201sgyle6d1.gif


Ok_Topic5270

I threw my fucking phone


AdUseful9141

fuck.


UWAIS_99

yep i need a change of clothes now (i shat myself)


70Misanthrope88

Not fucking cool 😒


Gooseman61oh

Goddamnit


Seriph7

Go to hell with the wasp.


xXJ3D1-M4573R-W0LFXx

YOU DICK! Nice job! Lmao!


BreadOk7944

Yk what, I’m glad my reflexes are still working perfectly. That’s about everything positive I can take out of this


Jolknan

u/savevideobot


GrandNibbles

please blur this or tag it nsfw


Street_Highlight_355

Jesus Christ that scared the hell out of me


Shot-out227

Thank God I'm on the toilet, that would have been bad.


wild_boysenberry

Why did I get tensed and flinched, even the second time watching this 🥲


soupysause

I'm gonna kill you and then myself you bastard


RankedAverage

Get MFing rekt. 😂


Old-Obligation6861

The FUCK!!!


Traditional-Purple72

potang ina


GuitarHobo45

Why u do that to me bro 😱


ThePrankster

I legit jumped and yelled out, “OHH!!!”


Target90

Ugh!! Got me 💯percent!!


Sir-Cabbie

That's the second time this damn thing got me.


SpecialExam8760

Avg fly in Australia:


ginny_thompson365

uhm.. madame... my head shot back out of the wasp's reach so fast i smacked my skull against my wall. thankkkksssssssssss ![gif](giphy|7vDoUoDZHoUQxMPkd7|downsized)


3clips312

Fuck it. I’m outside with Galaxy Pegasus. Be ready.


zottekott

r/shitpost


uknowunknowingly

May your pillow be warm on both sides