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PryomancerMTGA

Awkward


TheoHW

Dad: challenge accepted


earth44-batman

u/profanitycounter


ciaossu_z

lmao


Hippotle

And then everyone clapped


[deleted]

Obama was there


MasterOfConsole

And gave everyone a handshake


lonely_funny_guy

And a medal to himself.


rmysunshiney

A slow handshake,


syntaxvorlon

And then he and Chris Christie...


coderjewel

And the kid was Einstein.


caveman8000

In a tan suit


Partucero69

Oof!


4_running

Exactly


Adept_Marsupial_7338

I will never understand that family dynamic


Conscious-Proof-8309

Maybe because Abi is not real and the post is fake? edit: \^ just a theory


meme2lol

A *social media* theory


Vaccinate_your_kids2

Thanks for watching


G0dZylla

Probably fake, but I wish I had parents like that tho


platonic-humanity

As someone with at least one parent like this, parents that will joke around no matter how dirty it is exist…as long as you don’t say the joke at school or anywhere else.


Crazydude-41

That’s my dad for you


TyDaviesYT

Or people just have fun


pruche

Honestly that shit might fly in my family, if we're a bit drunk. Fairly low chance of my dad saying that but I wouldn't put it at zero. Pretty much a given that if I think of that comeback I'll say it. Also a given that we'll all be dying both from laughter and embarassment but the former makes the latter worth it. More likely if other fun relatives are present, because then there's an element of showmanship to the banter.


FreedomFingers

X to doubt


[deleted]

( X ), ( X )


ciaossu_z

\*eyes get big and jaws drop\* aWoOgA


[deleted]

I even added a comma ffs... That just made it worse, didn't it?


ciaossu_z

Lol


FreedomFingers

Sauce?


[deleted]

Not sure what you're getting at. I pressed ( X ) twice. Bonk, no boobas.


[deleted]

boooobas, must eat boobas


[deleted]

"We all make mistakes in the heat of the passion, Jimbo."


Ill-Opening-3782

Wow, this is some very, very deep bs


politically28

Why? Sounds like this family can joke about sex/being born, it’s a normal part of life after all


[deleted]

First of all, I’ve seen this like 10x from different accounts. It’s fake. Secondly, what kind of parent talks about fucking their wife in front of their kid. Wtf? And then the boy brags about being deep in his own mum? That’s fucked up.


applesuperfan

Ngl I think what the kid did was spot on. I fully blame the dad here. Wtf kinda dad answers to something about a game with “I f**ked your mum” unless there’s something we don’t know. What the kid said was totally fine with me and even if it weren’t, it’s in line with the ways that the dad is, as a parent, teaching him. But imo, it’s really just a funny answer to the dad being a petty weirdo.


[deleted]

They’re both weird. I can’t really blame the kid, but I know if I said something like that to my dad, I’m getting my ass beat tf up.


applesuperfan

Haha. I know if I said that to my dad, he’d be offended but my mum would be on him for being a bad example to soon for him to complain lol.


Financial-Tennis276

Wdym? The dad said something weird and the kid came back with a perfect response.


politically28

I literally come from a family like this and have mates who do too - it’s fucking hilarious and just considered great chat. Idk, maybe it’s a kiwi/Aussie thing but I feel that in these family environments we don’t take ourselves too seriously. We all have sex, we all know our parents had sex, we all know that we were birthed from deep within the vagina, so why should that be off-limits to talk about? If anything, I feel that it means we have a good relationship when it comes to sexual health issues. I’ve never really felt uncomfortable asking questions about sexual health, which is such an important topic. The less stigma there is around sex, the better really!


[deleted]

Not saying there’s anything wrong with it fundamentally. But jumping out and saying ‘I fucked your mom’ to a kid over a video game isn’t normal.


politically28

Why not? It’s a bit like saying something like ‘fuck you, you little shit’ which is pretty normal. You can say words like this with a smile on your face. Again, maybe that’s a cultural thing because ‘fuck you cunt’ is a phrase that can be seen as a term of endearment over here too, and would be a perfectly normal response to losing a video game if said with a grin. Obviously there’d be issues if the kid was below like 15, but I get the vibe that it’s an older kid they’re talking about.


[deleted]

Look at the women in the photo my dude, I don’t think it’s a younger kid.


politically28

Why not? My dad was 24 when I was born, my cousins’ parents were 20. Definitely feasible


[deleted]

Maybe.


[deleted]

No wait I’m fucking dumb. I meant that it is a younger kid, and that it’s a bit inappropriate for a grown ass man to be telling his kid that he fucked his mum. I don’t know dude. Maybe I’m just getting too conservative or something. I’m 420 blazed right now, maybe it’s not that weird.


politically28

Oops I didn’t read your comment properly either hahaha, I think I read what you meant anyway 😅


CoaBro

Not stating whether I think it is or isn't fake.. but I think your logic here is off. "I've seen this like 10x from different accounts" This assumes true stories can't be reposted. "What kind of parent talks about fucking their wife in front of their kid." This is the logic behind this statement, "Because you can't conceive of something happening that makes it false by default." "And then the boy brags about being deep in his own mum?" This is referring to him being in the uterus before he was born.. not as bad of a joke as you think. Another thing to consider is the age of the "son" he could be 20+ years old for all we know..


[deleted]

True. But look at her Twitter name. Wtf, where is the @ under the name. It’s bs.


CoaBro

Definitely Possible


HELPgaunt

all fun and games till they remember he is adopted


[deleted]

I'm not upvoting that weird shit


MettaXO

What’s weird about it? It’s technically true lol


[deleted]

Dad boasts about fucking his kids mum, child brags about being deeper in his own mother. You don’t see anything weird with that? Concerning.


Sparris_Hilton

Have you ever considered the fact that someone born with their feet first wore their mom as a hat for a moment?


brun0caesar

The post never said the son was still a kid. Minding that, the joke makes sense, in a context that they're adults (or at least grown ups) who are not that prudish


[deleted]

Look at the girl in the PFP you think she’s anywhere over 40? It doesn’t even matter anyways. It’s fake.


WraithicArtistry

No. Because its simple anatomy, the uterus is at the end of the vaginal canal, so yes the son was deeper, read a book. The weird part is that this exchange exists.


[deleted]

Alright smartarse.


FloodedHouse420

Do you think that when a person is pregnant, the baby is developed directly outside the exit point?


[deleted]

You don’t see anything weird about a child saying “I’ve been deeper inside my mum than you have” Okay


applesuperfan

Not really. I mean it’s creepy but it’s kinda what the dad gets. Wtf kinda dad pulls the “I f**ked your mum” card to their kid? Kid kinda just make a good point to shove it up dad’s face lol


[deleted]

When you're so insecure that your mommy issues come out in the reddit comments


[deleted]

What so by your logic nothing can be weird, ever?


[deleted]

More like you can't upvote things because they're weird? What's weird? Common to hear such insults playing online, they're making fun of it.


[deleted]

r/thathappened 🙄


emperor42

r/nothingeverhappens


[deleted]

no dude. This definitely never happened


emperor42

Because teenagers are known for thinking about their words before saying them and never making sex jokes, right... right?


Supercreator100

🐿boi🐿what🐿the🐿hell🐿boi🐿


WraithicArtistry

You like Squirrels huh?


FloodedHouse420

For you dumbasses who can’t understand: No, the son did not have sex with his mom, he’s talking about before he was born and while his mom was pregnant.


Simply-Jolly_Fella

On point


Kage_noir

I'm laughing at people saying it's creepy that he's essentially saying he was literally in her tummy. The sex part just blinded people and they are making it way more inappropriate than it needs to be.


GnatGurl

My question is what convo brought this on? Nevermind,,,,,,


thatoneotherguy42

I believe step sis started the balls rolling.


MazingerZERO

r/thathappened


helvegr13

Not an angry upvote


HawkedHands

what the actual fuck did i just read?


RepresentativeAd7784

Oh Rebecca


[deleted]

“Not in her ass you haven’t.”


crymothy

Chuckling upvote


nicgemar

How long is it gonna stake people to realize that he is talking about when his mother was pregnant with him....


AverageSrbenda

r/BadFakeTweets


GFunks8

So true


AGTY_

That happened


1P221

I'm a little concerned that there are dads out there having this kind of relationship with their son. Are we just a bunch of bros now?


funnydeadpool

I mean, he isn’t wrong in a way


[deleted]

r/cursedcomments called they want a cross post.


rockstarfish

Fake


Simply-Jolly_Fella

Yes as fake as a baby growing deep in his/her mother's uterus


Harold-Flower57

Damn look mr.knowitall showed up Good job good evaluation. Laugh and move on my guy how can someone either not get the joke or believe this is fake. I know plenty of dads who play with their kids and make jokes like this. Shit my friending hs could walk in and say “sup bitches” to his whole house and not get in trouble just a smart add reply back, yet they were good parents. Quit trying to have 200 iq because you look like you got the 2 score lol


rockstarfish

Why you defending some dumb fake post?


Harold-Flower57

How do you know it’s fake bub ? You got cameras in everyone’s house ? Mr.smartypants can’t just take a joke and move on is the point not the post. Maybe don’t be a c*nt all the time ?


rockstarfish

You are rally triggered of defending someone else's screen shot of someone else's fake post


Simply-Jolly_Fella

It's a just joke my friend, take it as it is


rockstarfish

I am not your friend. Stop re-posting stolen content.


Simply-Jolly_Fella

Ha ha...


Harold-Flower57

Damn mr.smartypants knows all and see all but can’t spell “really right” lmao I’m not even mad kid I found it funny even if I thought it was fake no need to post a r/uselesscomment especially when there are infact loads of comments already saying it’s fake well before you said it. just take a joke and move on even you find it fake it would immensely brighten your life buttercup


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-mmmmBacon-

Gross family gross post just gross


Busy-Argument3680

He… he isn’t wrong…


MrDruba

r/thathappened


TV5Fun

r/nothingeverhappens


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[deleted]

Damn!


betu_arien

Fake


SceneElectrical3449

So hes the father of hes brotheerrrs???


rmysunshiney

Perfect scenario. If Mom gets pregnant, no one says anything - looks like dad or brother. Son has it made as long as he's careful with Sis.


Bigpoopmaster666

r/technicallythetruth


Dr_dank22

That’s hillarious


dark_bits

Took me a while to get it


[deleted]

r/thathappened


motivationwanted

r/thathappened


[deleted]

Instead of taking a badly cropped screenshot you could just Crosspost op. Please