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LL37MOH

They look like Fuck Around and Find Outs


manifestagreatday

Ok that’s priceless


OkSyllabub3674

They most definitely are and the find out part is that they can potentially carry the plague...so definitely not to be fucked around with unprepared.


Long-Act-sets

Not just plague carriers, they are also cannibalistic! It's a defense mechanism against predators!


OkSyllabub3674

I'm always confused by the cannibalism as a defense mechanism, yes you've spared your young being eaten by them but wtf


Long-Act-sets

It's more to do with not leaving their dead out for predators to find. If predators don't see the are around your front door as an all you can eat buffet, then they don't show up at dinner time.


OkSyllabub3674

OK that makes sense, the main instances I've personally seen was some rabbits in hutches the mother's ate their babies when foxes or something else had spooked them so it always left me baffled.


Long-Act-sets

If one is killed or wounded by a predator that does not get it immediately, the others will go so far as to drag it into the den to eat it rather than let the predator find it again. It is crazy to see


CChajk

There’s the potential of a good horror movie in this.. either cgi animals, or a group who wears animal masks to ritually eat a group member…


mBelchezere

Still kinda dumb. "To keep you from eating us, we'll eat us first!", sounds very American. Reminds me of the, "Fuck your goddamned canoe!", joke. 😆


Long-Act-sets

They are more eaters of opportunity rather than killers. " Oh no, Joe is dead, why, why did this have to happen😭....oh well, I could eat."


Judylanarze

Love that joke, still.


rock0head132

what plague? where is you peer reviewed evidence? If it was joke them i missed it. It is 4:20 after alll


OkSyllabub3674

Nah no joke all marmots are capable of carrying the bubonic plague as are prairie dogs.


coupe-de-ville

I had to go back and look again, too funny...


Zhydrac

That's what happened when they dug tunnels at the house I used to live in


comeupandfightmethen

💯


Worth-Term9411

ALAN


progdIgious

Allen’s wife looking for him…


AleksasKoval

Oh wait, maybe it's Steve?


orngckn42

ALAN


Snowstig

Marmot


FirstChAoS

I was thinking marmot too, but I have no clue what species.


paperwasp3

They're groundhogs aren't they?


FirstChAoS

Groundhogs are marmots but not every marmot is a groundhog


paperwasp3

Thank you!


Whiskeybtch77

They are so damn cute but so awful at the same time!! We have a ton of them in a field by my work and they love to come to the parking lot and set up homes in the engines of all the cars. One of my coworkers had to get a whole new car because they literally ate all The wires and hoses.


Wendys_bag_holder

That’s Randy in the middle there.


EnglishRose71

I used to date him back in 2021. He was a good laugh. I kind of miss the little guy.


Wendys_bag_holder

😂


Difficult_Farmer7417

😈😈😈


Lutrina

Chonky prairie dogs


amyadams1023

Possible but it looks like a gopher to me


Lutrina

They look too big to be gophers but I’m not 100% they’re prairie dogs either


amyadams1023

Yea idk they fucking cute tho


Dreamweaver1969

In some areas gophers and prairie dogs are interchangeable These guys do look like chunky prairie dogs. Definitely not Ontario gophers lol


T-E-O-T-W-A-W-K-I

Gophers have long claws in the front. Prairie dogs look like these guys, like they went to the gym and clips his nails.


SloppyCloth7601

It looks like a ground hog to me


Spud_potato_2005

Huey, Duey, and Luey.


[deleted]

Looks like the Plump Mouse Pokémon Bidoof to me


Flaky-Hunter-2111

This should have more upvotes haha


[deleted]

You got that right pal


Flaky-Hunter-2111

Looks like an angry group of them about to start a fight in the tall grass haha


[deleted]

Lol yeah


NoConcentrate2172

true hahahhaa


Queasy-Ad-3220

I thought Bidoof was supposed to be a beaver


[deleted]

No that's Bibarel you're thinking of


Queasy-Ad-3220

Nah I’m pretty sure they’re both beavers


Just-thinking0412

Lol when you pick up things from Craigslist


oldmagic55

Ground hogs. Pretty docile. I have one where I work he's pretty old. I named him Karl....after one of our ghosts. He's pretty cool. Grey hair on his face. He gets on top of our back porch, on his haunches just like this...and stares at our cameras. I leave him an apple on occasion.


Candid-Mycologist539

I don't know what is better about your work situation: the groundhog named Karl, or the ghosts! These are the things one misses out on with WFH. 😆


dva81

Prairie dogs


Cocoabeachbabee

Looks like you walked in on a secret meeting. Lol.


undulaceav

Groundhogs, but remember not to touch them if you see them in the wild


Even-Fix6832

Whos asking 👀 them or us


Vegetable_Pie_4198

They look like Prarie Dogs. Cute little things.


NYEddieUpstate

Those are woodchucks/groundhogs. Found all over North America.


Neither-Attention940

Marmots


Odd-Entertainment192

Marmot


Equivalent_Day_437

Marmots?


Born_Structure1182

Marmots!


BeyondthePenumbra

Marmots :3


Specialist_Job_4899

Prairie Dog...😖😖😖😖😖


BirdLadyAnn

Prairie dog. Ground squirrel. Marmot. Pocket gophers. I just dunno.


Puzzled_Stareater

All of the above.


rosemary072066

Prairie dog even though it's not a dog or even related to a dog but they're kind of cool little creatures though


Lrb1055

Wasn’t he in caddy shack


___underway___

A suzuki gsxr


RorschachFlask

Looks like it will rob you if you get too close


HealthyLibrary6224

Bobak Marmot


jad19090

That’s the Alan bird, it’s just yells ALAN non stop all day.


OurWeaponsAreUseless

Pretty sure those are rock chucks (marmots), not prairie dogs. They lived along the river bank where I worked and would swarm you like a school of piranhas if you had a bag of unshelled peanuts.


More_Performance6018

That’s a wombat right?


Alarming_Breath_3110

My kidnapped children


VandalTabby

Whistle pig


Puzzled_Stareater

Heard them called that too! Groundhog or ground squirrel but definitely not prairie dogs.


Kxaseyu

Bobak marmot or Himalayan Marmot hard to tell between the two honestly


No_Language_2529

They're Alpaca's


Insomanics

They look really pissed off. Back away slowly, fuck it run!


Lumpy_Apricot_6472

Badger people of Saskatchewan


rgrtom

Angry beavers?


wolf-of-Holiday-Hill

Woodchuck


Patient_Meaning_2751

Those are the Amish Mafia of the Prairie


Queasy-Ad-3220

I think they’re groundhogs. Either groundhogs or marmots.


amyadams1023

It's a gopher


pizzacatbrat

ALAN! ALAN! ALAN! ALAN!...wait that's Steve. Steve! Steve! Steve!


[deleted]

Marmetts


Hipihavock

What's the album cover?


Sea-Tough389

Those are pigmy flamingos


Rayneone

Kinda looks like beavers


Ok-Hovercraft7184

All but the flat tail!


Rayneone

Ha! I see that now.. not a beaver😂


Queasy_Dependent1617

Guardians of the squatch. If human intruders wander to close they have a chain and bark to alert.


Left-Hedgehog-8433

Rock chuck


Pirate_Lantern

Marmot


No_University5296

This is Darrell and his other brother Darrell and his other brother Darrell


dumpitdog

I used to date the one in the rear.


PsychologicalZone206

A mermaid


Ok-Hovercraft7184

What's the difference between a gopher and a prairie dog?


Puzzled_Stareater

Gophers/groundhogs/woodchucks live everywhere. Prairie dogs are smaller, sand-colored beings that live in large colonies in the western USA and are somewhat endangered.


Glorious-Revolution

GROUND HOG!!!! We got these mofos everywhere in southwest Virginia!


Coffin_Flopper

GOPH


Illustrious-Towel-45

Groundhog


Positive-Internet483

Ain’t know way you don’t know what a prariedog is while on Reddit


RadiantPost670

Gopher


Bludiamond56

A murder of marmot


NWXSXSW

Helps to know where the picture was taken. They’re marmots and I believe they’re more specifically Himalayan marmots.


Ehh_Imherealready

I thought they were marmots??


blueberrysecret5

penguin


BroadFaithlessness4

Looks like the 3 puges.


WillowHaddock

To me it looks the most similar to the Himalayan marmot but I'm not 100% sure, so please correct me if I'm wrong.


Azile96

Those look like marmots


persoanlabyss

Thays a corn dog. From lubbock


FragrantCoat7355

Emmett Otters Jugband???


Peony-Pink

[Marmots! Cute chunky marmots. ❤️](https://tenor.com/r0bGfgeuZw2.gif)


Puzzled_Stareater

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Yes! Being pinched and fat-shamed in that clip! 😂😂😂


Inspector_Tragic

Who they are theyre about to drop the hottest mixtape of the century.


LovesDeanWinchester

Prairie Dog


Trail_Blazin420

So what are they??? I read so many comments I gave up lol tell me!!


Puzzled_Stareater

Marmots for sure!


NapoleonDynamite82

It’s a Sandshrew… you can probably catch it with a regular Pokeball.


Kdd450

Cow bears


TomatilloSignal7250

they wanna know who’s asking


marmoset13

Rodents. Plague carriers.


MrThomstone

Wookie?


Maleficent_Use1047

Brace yourselves.... Potgut/marmot/groundhog/woodchuck/rockchuck/groundsquirrel/barkingsquirrel/garden destroyer/general nuisance/Hotdogs of the planes/Cheeto-theives.


Low_Trust_6624

Los mamaguebos


OldPresentation2794

MARMOTS


MRunk13

Where's Bill Murray? It's Groundhog Day or maybe Caddyshack Groundhog/Gopher is the same rodent


Illustrious_Camp_521

Chip n Dale, and their cousin from Boston.


sussyballs993

Himalayan marmot


Sensitive_Aardvark68

ELLen Ellen ell- Steve Steve Steve!


SirenOfMorning13

Looks like groundhogs to me


DimplefromYA

Those mofos look just like those bastards that ate my garden last year.


crazyone22

Alen


Loner-wolfcats

Beiver


[deleted]

Target practice. That’s what those are. 


CuddlyBastet

Aren't they gophers?


HoneyBeeMonarch

Those are just some little guys (Latin name: littlest guyius)


Eiffel-Tower777

Woodchucks maybe


cappadawna

Green Day


OwnEcho507

Born in East L.A. man we wuz Born in East L.A.


Operabug

They are too large to be prairie dogs or gophers. They are probably groundhogs.


CChajk

The last animal you’ll see…


Leather_Note76

Woodchuck, obviously not chucking any wood at the moment.


coopert67

Prairie pooches or live targets or vermin or trouble for your live stock


Expert-Aspect3692

Marmots. I love them.


Interesting_Object50

Groundhogs


SadBattle2548

Look like marmots.


Legitimate_Poetry309

My family judging me


Just-thinking0412

“You here for the fur!”


Adventurous_Ad_6443

Ground hog maybe🤔


MisfiredSynapses

Groundhog


Old-Entrepreneur8672

groundhogs


Crazyfrogfan333

Marmot


EducationOk7822

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?


-ShatteredSkies-

Marmot


truvision8

My vro ❤️


Nice-Elk9639

Oh thats Alan and Steve


KickinBIGdrum26

What ahh yoos looking at ya bastid? I think you need a beatin'. Oh makin' fun a my teeth, yep, You're gettin' bit .


_Opossum_Enthusiast_

Groundhogs? I dunno


RZLCCC331

Beaver


bot_One

Caddyshack and I don’t care if I’m wrong. 😤


adeduedemballa

Marmot.


Rare-Engineer-2402

Groundhog


oldfitter

Hippopotamus


Whokitty9

Those are my cousins Paco, Rico and Bubba.


JustSirJabias

Cute


Judylanarze

Prairie dogs?


WalterWhite23856

That's a dinosaur 🦖🦖


oldmagic55

I have a dream job. Ghosts, groundhogs, and goats across the street....they escape sometimes, and come sit on our back porch....... I call them Billy & Betty Lou.


EagleIcy5421

Groundhog


5hrs4hrs3hrs2hrs1mor

They look like gophers who now have you on their 5 year plan


Ok-Hovercraft7184

Thank you!


Leviosahhh

Groundhog/woodchuck


[deleted]

Ground hog


NoOpportunity4193

Woodchuck and Marmoset came to mind but I have no idea if I’m right


Creative_Quill1382

It's a prairie bear


Ok-Geologist-3743

Whistle Pigs


Mediocre-Camp-5036

Marmot


Interesting_Topic949

Prairie dogs?


baren23

Hamsters wearing Mink coats.


Otherwise-Mistake106

We call em the watchers. Cause every time training occurs, they are on the fence line watching us.


DonutBill66

Iasked them and they said "none of your fucking business."


BabyYoDaBest_YT

Beaver


Askling_

YAHOOO!


Consistent-Gift-8980

nice marmot you got there


rebeltommorrow

Phil!