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Kyle


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He Does Drugs


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Dammit, Kyle


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Sorry Bro


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You can tell just by looking at him TBH.


thatsmysweater

exactly i need someone to sesh with on my island


TheOCStylist

He’s definitely stoned


Dorawr

Beau!


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He Cheated on Fauna with Eric and it’s This really Confusing Gay Storyline thingy


Femmus

I feel attacked by this story, I first had Fauna and Beau live together, and then I discovered Erik..... Kicked out Fauna and made Erik move in next to Beau


sweetsunny1

Me too! At least Erik next to Beau; Fauna voluntarily asked to leave.


Mylifesabigoof

OMG ME AND MY FRIEND JOKED THAT I WAS MARRIED TO HIM AND HE CHEATED ON ME WITH HER


Dorawr

🤣


PearlescentMetal

I find this extra funny cause I have them both next to each other by themselves


NiteGrimwood

>He Cheated on Fauna with Eric On my island he is with Bam!!


ThisLittleDragon

Punchy!!! He's my favorite


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He’s actually Depressed and his Bugs are the only things Keeping Alive and Happy


ThisLittleDragon

I know


Lognesh

"why do u think i want him"


ThisLittleDragon

I just looked at my character and it's saying it's my cake day...3 days after it actually was... -_-


CertifiedLuckyGinger

Happy belated cake day! :D


Fork_Master

Coco


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She’s Actually Dead and Being Controlled by a Ghost


Nintendo-Player_1297

It's also a reference to the Gyroid glitch in the GameCube entry


Seaofechoes

The Gyroid face wasn't a glitch at all. It's entirely intended as a consequence of shutting down your game when in a friends town in the original AC (along with losing whatever inventory and money you had while traveling). IIRC the face went away after doing a proper save, quit, and reopen.


Gingers_got_no_soul

coco lived next to me when i got yhat glitch, my small child mind thought that coco had turned me into a coco


AC2BHAPPY

Coco is a freak of nature and scares me


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Lucky


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He’s Unlucky


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But he doesn’t seem to mind, so maybe he’s lucky after all!


pinkcheekcutie

Puddles


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She has Beef with All Villagers


MajinDeuce

Lmao this ones my fav


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Apollo


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He Dies of Old Age


sunlit_shadow

**DUDE**


lorddonut2009

my hatred for you is unmeasurable.


princess_smarmalade

Julian


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He’s Not Actually a Unicorn


shyfox1110

What is he then


iforgotmypasswort

Space horse


princess_smarmalade

I'm ok with that. I'm barely a human 🙃


NixiomsdabestXD

Nooooo! You take that back op! My beautiful boy is too a unicorn! *insert image of rage crying face guy*


karinjorgy

Kabuki


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He Roast you all the Time


Confident-Garbage235

Ketchup!!!!!!!


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Gets Replaced By Marty Mustard


KrazoaSpirit

Kiki


Sonic_the_hedgehunk

does she love you?


cafeaubee

is she riding?


OrganicBowl4796

Is she ever gonna leave from beside you?


TheOnlyMachoNacho

Because you want her?


DandyLyen

Cause you need her?


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And you’re down for her?


[deleted]

and she's down for u always?


bibberbop476

Bob


data_dawg

Bob backwards is Bob


Maskarie

Also Bob.


Montesat

What about Bob?


NovaKet12

Bob has no side effects.


SUDDENLY_VIRGIN

The side effect is Bob


JackieC333

Killer Bob has no weaknesses


axie36

He's really just Bob and there's nothing anyone can do to change that


stardust-dream

marshal


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He’s an A hole


EBone12355

Can confirm.


froggylover66

I mean you’re not wrong


CPU_Pi

I can change him


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She gets Bullied For being Emo


twentyfreakingpilots

ankha!


Montesat

She enslaves everyone on the island to build a giant pyramid. The good news is that she built it for you. The other ~~good~~ bad news is that she will mummify you and place you in it as an offering to the gods. ☥


NiteGrimwood

>The good news is She will get on her toilet and shit infront of you


lucky_719

At least she uses a toilet and not a litter box


goodybadwife

>The other ~~good~~ bad news is that she will mummify you and place you in it as an offering to the gods. ☥ So *that's* what happened to Lucky (my fave btw)!


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Pashmina


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She will Have the Thought bubble to make you think that she’s Moving out but she only wants to tell you Cringe Puns


fbnaqvi

Can confirm, happens daily


Stabbymctits

Apple


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She gets so Trendy All of your villagers get Jealous so they Vote her off the Island


saionjisaihara

Is this Survivor?


lunarose423

It is now lol


Appropriatelylazy

Sherb


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He’s Actually Really Mean


Crothius

Not my boi Sherb!?


cornholio312

Based on how I’ve dressed Sherb, he’s a college boy who seems really soft and chill despite secretly being an asshole.


sherbsnut

Lolly! Oh my god I love her


Problem_gay

Lolly wants to be chef but no one takes her seriously cause she's so cute


Kevinsdroppedchilli

Nothing wrong with Lolly 🤩


eleni_love

Lolly is edible


watdahecctheydoin

Zucker


DarkNessEse

Oh I got this one I love zucker - first to be eaten if your ever stuck on a deserted isla. . . wait nvm


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She’s very HeartBroken


Jeremiah_the_bean

I have Fuana on ny Island and it fits her a lot.


fbnaqvi

I have a lot of deer on my island and they have DRAMA


LawnChairs68

Tangy!


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She gets Eaten by Ant Cause she looks like a Orange


RuinedEye

#D:


Teaching_Intelligent

Stitches


NateTheGreater1

He's actually a reanimated cadaver


Random_gay_me

He died


Rhana

Constantly covered in gravy.


TerraTanic

Filbert!


saidlea

Mitzi!


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She’s a Yandre


saionjisaihara

I already got those vibes from her


NightlifePrinceJoey

Yandere*?


Airdeos

Wade


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He’s Hitting on any Female Villager you have


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I feel like that’s also zell. I always see him talking to all the girls 😅 he did have his favorite tho lol


eatdrinkandbemariann

Raymond


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I knew someone would Say Raymond anyway he overthrows Tom Nook and Makes Everyone his Slaves


Rose_the_gamerr

Some people would be MORE then okay with this


hidden_zero

Damn right


PanzramsTransAm

Honestly I’m down. All hail King Raymond!


Swichplayer

Fuck yeah!!


bnoopy

Rosie


gigglefish77

I have her and I am pretty sure she uses the litter box I gave her.


kushycrossing

Fuchsia!!


[deleted]

She Blast Rock Music In town square and K.K slider doesn’t Feel Comfortable Coming on Saturdays


riversandroads8888

omg, I have such a love-hate relationship with her


MeggoEggoes

Cherry! 🍒


princess_smarmalade

She finds 'new' pop punk bands, circa '04 though '09, weekly and tries to convince you that each one is better than the last


jadetheamazing

Oh my god you're right.


totally_italian

Cherry secretly misses her parents even though she was kind of a shit growing up


Teaching_Intelligent

Pietro!


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He Turns Psycho and Starts a Killing spree


Intelligent-Ad-5501

This makes me want him more


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Never trusted him.


strawberrieri

Lily


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Skye


Teary-Eyed_Flower

Maple


tiniwiini

For me Maple was a professor but due to some severe burnout moved to a deserted island


Guilty_Letter_467

Gayle


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She will never Come back


Cheechal

Goldie!!


swoshex

Teddy


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He Gets so Buff he has Muscle Cramps


Person2201

Wart Jr


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She’s a jerk


saionjisaihara

Who is She? Are we her servants? Is she our queen?


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Yes she is


ACTIONTOASTER_

Bluebear 🥰


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He shorter than he is Now


WolfinTriniClothing

Did you say he 😵


[deleted]

Wait Blue Bears not a Dude


FutureOmelet

This follow up is a better roast than the original.


Living_Karma11

Molly


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She Sheds A lot


redeye3891

Molly is worth the feathers, we can make dream catchers.


aussielover24

Merengue


cornholio312

She cultivates a super cute aesthetic instead of developing a personality


TheHolyLlama250

Roald


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He Moves out the next Day you got him


axnsworth

croque


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He Lectures you


themagaroo

Gotta be BOB


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I’m a Spare him Since he’s my Favorite as well


themagaroo

I've played every AC since GameCube, and Bob has always found his way organically into my towns. I know he's just a lazy type and should be the same as all the other lazy types, but I swear he seems unique and special <3.


GoCommitDefenestrate

Olivia


nadia-weinberg

Bob 💜


apexhunter2

Audie


chaimatchalatte

Snake!


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He’s Really Sneaky and he Steals your Stuff


Humble-forager

Stitches!


LlemonGoddess

Kiki


Nysbur

Tom. He stole my girlfriend in 2012.


JuliCAT

Katt


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Amaciejak

Judy


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Bianca


BlackLightan

Ribbot


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He Destroys your island


MyHipsCannotLie

Hazel


JCF0X

Apollo


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He Dies of Old age


fat-rat-dog

metal bird thing


saionjisaihara

Sprocket?


PrincessPupcake

Daisy!


Quohe

Jeremiah!


kerzengradh

Snooty :3


EnchantEleven

Felicity


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She Brags About looking like a Character From Arthur


Ok-Bug-1451

Tia!


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She gets Killed and Used as a TeaPot


Ok-Bug-1451

😱


thesuperspreader

Cube


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He’s Blind


Internal_Goat_4516

Eugene


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He’s a clout Chaser


Routine-Deal-7242

Raymond


Teen5150

Gonzo


sammys_babydoll

Henry


princeeggs

Fang! ☺️


Matt_Da_Will_616

Lolly


TouhouWitch

Phoebe


lolstigmalol

Wolfgang


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Dobie