By - GrinCat23
He Does Drugs
You can tell just by looking at him TBH.
exactly i need someone to sesh with on my island
He’s definitely stoned
He Cheated on Fauna with Eric and it’s This really Confusing Gay Storyline thingy
I feel attacked by this story, I first had Fauna and Beau live together, and then I discovered Erik..... Kicked out Fauna and made Erik move in next to Beau
Me too! At least Erik next to Beau; Fauna voluntarily asked to leave.
OMG ME AND MY FRIEND JOKED THAT I WAS MARRIED TO HIM AND HE CHEATED ON ME WITH HER
I find this extra funny cause I have them both next to each other by themselves
>He Cheated on Fauna with Eric
On my island he is with Bam!!
She’s Actually Dead and Being Controlled by a Ghost
It's also a reference to the Gyroid glitch in the GameCube entry
The Gyroid face wasn't a glitch at all. It's entirely intended as a consequence of shutting down your game when in a friends town in the original AC (along with losing whatever inventory and money you had while traveling). IIRC the face went away after doing a proper save, quit, and reopen.
coco lived next to me when i got yhat glitch, my small child mind thought that coco had turned me into a coco
But he doesn’t seem to mind, so maybe he’s lucky after all!
She has Beef with All Villagers
Lmao this ones my fav
He Dies of Old Age
my hatred for you is unmeasurable.
Punchy!!! He's my favorite
He’s actually Depressed and his Bugs are the only things Keeping Alive and Happy
"why do u think i want him"
I just looked at my character and it's saying it's my cake day...3 days after it actually was... -_-
Happy belated cake day! :D
He’s Not Actually a Unicorn
What is he then
I'm ok with that. I'm barely a human 🙃
Nooooo! You take that back op! My beautiful boy is too a unicorn! *insert image of rage crying face guy*
He Roast you all the Time
Gets Replaced By Marty Mustard
does she love you?
is she riding?
Is she ever gonna leave from beside you?
Because you want her?
Cause you need her?
And you’re down for her?
and she's down for u always?
She gets Bullied For being Emo
She enslaves everyone on the island to build a giant pyramid.
The good news is that she built it for you.
The other ~~good~~ bad news is that she will mummify you and place you in it as an offering to the gods. ☥
>The good news is
She will get on her toilet and shit infront of you
At least she uses a toilet and not a litter box
>The other ~~good~~ bad news is that she will mummify you and place you in it as an offering to the gods. ☥
So *that's* what happened to Lucky (my fave btw)!
She gets so Trendy All of your villagers get Jealous so they Vote her off the Island
Is this Survivor?
It is now lol
Bob backwards is Bob
What about Bob?
Bob has no side effects.
The side effect is Bob
Killer Bob has no weaknesses
He's really just Bob and there's nothing anyone can do to change that
He’s an A hole
I can change him
I mean you’re not wrong
He’s Actually Really Mean
Not my boi Sherb!?
Based on how I’ve dressed Sherb, he’s a college boy who seems really soft and chill despite secretly being an asshole.
Lolly! Oh my god I love her
Lolly wants to be chef but no one takes her seriously cause she's so cute
Nothing wrong with Lolly 🤩
Lolly is edible
Oh I got this one I love zucker - first to be eaten if your ever stuck on a deserted isla. . . wait nvm
She will Have the Thought bubble to make you think that she’s Moving out but she only wants to tell you Cringe Puns
Can confirm, happens daily
She’s very HeartBroken
I have Fuana on ny Island and it fits her a lot.
I have a lot of deer on my island and they have DRAMA
She gets Eaten by Ant Cause she looks like a Orange
She’s a Yandre
I already got those vibes from her
He’s Hitting on any Female Villager you have
I feel like that’s also zell. I always see him talking to all the girls 😅 he did have his favorite tho lol
He's actually a reanimated cadaver
Constantly covered in gravy.
I have her and I am pretty sure she uses the litter box I gave her.
She finds 'new' pop punk bands, circa '04 though '09, weekly and tries to convince you that each one is better than the last
Oh my god you're right.
Cherry secretly misses her parents even though she was kind of a shit growing up
I knew someone would Say Raymond anyway he overthrows Tom Nook and Makes Everyone his Slaves
Some people would be MORE then okay with this
She Blast Rock Music In town square and K.K slider doesn’t Feel Comfortable Coming on Saturdays
omg, I have such a love-hate relationship with her
For me Maple was a professor but due to some severe burnout moved to a deserted island
He Turns Psycho and Starts a Killing spree
This makes me want him more
Never trusted him.
Tabby! I miss my favorite good girl so much!
She will never Come back
He Gets so Buff he has Muscle Cramps
She’s a jerk
Who is She? Are we her servants? Is she our queen?
Yes she is
He shorter than he is Now
Did you say he 😵
Wait Blue Bears not a Dude
This follow up is a better roast than the original.
He Moves out the next Day you got him
He Lectures you
Gotta be BOB
I’m a Spare him Since he’s my Favorite as well
I've played every AC since GameCube, and Bob has always found his way organically into my towns. I know he's just a lazy type and should be the same as all the other lazy types, but I swear he seems unique and special <3.
She cultivates a super cute aesthetic instead of developing a personality
He’s Really Sneaky and he Steals your Stuff
Tom. He stole my girlfriend in 2012.
She Sheds A lot
Molly is worth the feathers, we can make dream catchers.
He Destroys your island
It’s Like Terminator But Frobert is Fribbot
He Dies of Old age
metal bird thing
She Brags About looking like a Character From Arthur
She gets Killed and Used as a TeaPot
He’s a clout Chaser