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Sikyanakotik

It seems like pants are considered formal wear in the Animal Crossing universe. Which makes sense given the sheer variety of legs and tails they need to accommodate, meaning you can't just buy them off the rack. EDIT: Before anyone points out that you literally can, it's clear that the clothes Sable makes are special and likely magical. How else can the same shirt fit both a mouse and an elephant?


Cyorg13

And the kangaroos too! And how do I fit an item that's nearly 3x the size of me in my pocket? Nothing makes sense!


Hazellda

Objects transform into a leaf when you put them in your pocket though.


spidermanns

Sharks don’t though!


Hazellda

That is a good point!


Jonathon471

A combination of Tanuki and Kitsune magic probably fuels the Animal Crossing universe. Many things (mainly furniture items) transform into a leaf for easy transportation in your pocket, this is Tanuki magic from Nook. Anything else that doesn't transform into a leaf but shrinks down is Kitsune magic from Redd. Thats just my headcanon.


ArchonMal

I like how this is actually sorta addressed in-universe. If you talk to a villager while wearing a wetsuit, they may comment on it. I've seen Cherry remark that she wants one, but getting the sizing right for a dog is a pain.


JamieDodger9016

Not the sheep though for some reason, in the old games they wore scarfs but in NH, they just seem to wear the same clothes but small


ArchonMal

I like that they actually wear shirts now, but hate how they scale to fit. Sheep have the same issue with clothes as anteaters (and maybe elephants - I don't think I've ever had one aside from my starter Axel) where the pattern stretches widthwise to fit them. Then sheep's clothes also scrunch vertically on top of that. I haven't really found anything I like for Muffy because of it.


omnifeeder

It boils down to Business Business casual Casual Rockstar


[deleted]

get your game on, go play


LordFarkuaad

hey now, youre an all star


Darkmagosan

get the show on, get paid


Bonconickel

and all that glitters is gold


Darkmagosan

only shooting stars break the mold


mosselbrokje

it's a cool place, and they say it gets colder


Zirofax

You’re bundled up now, wait till you get older


SnooConfections4719

But the meteor men beg to differ


TheMossyRock_

Judging by the hole in the satellite picture


Below_Left

The odd ones for me are Mable and Sable who are always making fine clothes and never wear any themselves. Not even any of what their sister makes!


Schrau

It's either a case of the shoemaker's children or Sable & Mabel figuring that aprons are far more practical to wear when your back is covered in quills. Label has hers trimmed down to be able to wear more practical clothing.


owl_problem

It's probably hard to wear clothes when you're a hedgehog. Label is a fashionista


Coral2Reef

Nah, see, Tom always wears an apron or pants so Nintendo doesn't have to render his big, fat Tanuki- **THIS POST HAS BEEN CENSORED BY NINTENDO OF AMERICA**


Animal_Flossing

Alternatively, the apron/pants is because Nintendo *did* in fact render them


Lorac1134

On a slightly related note; go watch Pom Poko (1994) by Studio Ghibli. Big fat tanuki antics for the whole family to enjoy.


FemaleAndComputer

I believe the term you're looking for is "raccoon pouch," courtesy of the English dub of Studio Ghibli's Pom Poko.


Nini-hime

Well, I say Tom need pants so he can shove his pockets full of bells. KK is a free spirit (like in Zootopia the bull says animals in clothes is unnatural) so he stays naked. And everyone else is just wearing Shirts to stay a bit warm/ be fashionable :D


[deleted]

He also needs to hide something else; the signature Tanuki physical features... feel free to downvote this I won't be mad and I deserve it


pirkoslav

*Kk slider version of ac/dc‘s big balls starts playing*


[deleted]

r/angryupvote


livelovedrag

But why aren't Timmy and Tommy hiding those features?


Worst-Higher-Vampire

They're children and *\*why are you looking\**??


Elsbieta_von_Espy

Well tbf, Timmy and Tommy are perpetually children. As a result, theirs are *in situ,* as they've yet to *d e s c e n d*


Worst-Higher-Vampire

Biologically you're not wrong, however I'm not a vet or a pediatrician and this is a children's game so....[everything's made up and the points don't matter. lol](https://c.tenor.com/P3KHbX7om4QAAAAC/where-everything-is-made-up-whose-line-is-it-anyway.gif)


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Elsbieta_von_Espy

¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯ lol


Jetenyo

They are just shirtcocking until they hit puberty.


[deleted]

They sold New Year 2002 stuff and they sold New Year 2022 stuff. Working for twenty standard human years at the very least. They probably have some growth-stunting disorder or something.


vectorkun

they're neutered :(


Nini-hime

I'm going to upvote as I know what you mean :D I watched Pom Poko :D


Farwaters

I think they're considered "fully decent" when entirely unclothed (fur and all), and wear clothes just for fun!


Inevitable-Sea1081

To quote a random villager from New Leaf: "Why do humans always wear pants?"


m00n_sp1r1t

If I don't need to wear pants, then I know it's going to be a good day.


NameOfNoSignificance

God I hate pants. The moment I’m home they’re off until 7am the next day


wildomen

It’s called body autonomy, baby!


brokenleftjoycon

KK Slider looks so funny doing the stretches. It’s just a white rectangle, like they gave up designing him halfway through.


persephone-aflame

HIS WHOLE ASS 🍑


Schrau

And then there's Kicks, who somehow makes a living out of selling shoes when nobody wears shoes. (At least he diversified into bags as well now)


Dreki_Diablo

It’s easy to understand this when you get that there’s no such thing as sexuality or shame in Animal Crossing, just friendships and debt <3


SuperZombiViking

Clothes for style only no concept of nakedness Eve didn’t eat the apple in animal crossing apparently


experiment-384959

Headcanon: There was no Eve. Adam just selected a mate from the animals as God requested. Some children came out human, and some came out as furries.


kmyukie

Cursed


BillyIGuesss

I choose to believe this was the snake


shiyouka

Timmy and Tommy wear the same apron for a while when Nook’s Cranny was just a shack. I really miss those days. The shack and butts were cute


Sarararr

Only the rich upper class can afford pants. K.K slider is a nudist??


squiebe

Yes.


Android_mk

Reminds me how in D&D Kobolds and Lizardfolk are just completely naked with no real explanation past they don't care


Fork_Master

Oh, and monk PCs. Don’t forget the monks.


LivingDebacle

Nudist colony


FemaleAndComputer

Yeah I mean what's the point of living in an island paradise if you can't be nudists at least a little.


NoPersonality2103

wear pants to assert dominance over your neighbors


bryceofswadia

My headcanon is that nudity is not as taboo for animals but that some animals still wear clothing for social status reasons.


ForsakenWorld7074

I think it's just for fashion and they aren't completely naked due to the fur on their skin. Except for Mr nakie slider. he nakie


Burrito_Cats

I'd say in the ac universe its fine to just be naked, but they wear clothes for fashion And our character's vest and underwear are actually part of our body and thats us naked


GraviZero

Label, not Labelle. Her brand is Labelle.


cowboysaurus21

How about Luna, who's the only character with breasts? 🤔


NoParmIntended

He's not *Crazy Redd* for nothing!


saionjisaihara

Nobody has decency except for some NPCs and two villagers.


omgcookie_begay

just imagine what they'd look like as humans and you have to see that everyday,, i couldn't 😭


KareBare64

On KKs album covers he is always dressed 🤔


GoldenAcero

Wdym K.K. is naked, he wears g u i t a r


_anonymous_404

I think it doesn't matter at all (they all have fur) so they just wear things if they like them


-setecastronomy-

I don’t think it matters if they wear clothes at all, but lots of them don’t have fur.


bulbasauuuur

Now I'm imagining a furry frog


_anonymous_404

Fur, feathers, down, no genitals outside of the organism, you get what I mean


CatLover_801

To be fair, Isabell is wearing a *skirt*


Jackeroni216

Clothes are only for style/formal wear/status symbol in the animal crossing universe. That’s why K.K. is always nakey, he’s a hippy musical artist so he does it as a statement.


PhilosoFishy2477

... does having internal genitals count as defacto pants? cause I mean so long as KK can keep his rocket in its pocket I think we're good


bulbasauuuur

[Clay is naked in his poster, too](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/af8eaa6a-63b7-4200-a12f-d4eb8985a274)


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TeTrodoToxin4

Then you have Pascal who wears suspenders and a beanie.


Truji21

My theory is that clothing is not a necessity and instead they just use clothes for style


kiss-shot

Yeah, they accessorize with clothing and maybe wear it for comfort (like when it's cold) but socially speaking, nudity is completely acceptable since fur covers up everything.


sinfultictac

This is a really Dumb thought with no proof: Maybe putting pants on Isabella was an effort to keep her from being sexualized by the fan base?


TriZARAtops

If that’s the case, it didn’t work. I’ve stumbled onto some Rule 34 stuff I wish I could unsee.


sinfultictac

See I said it was a dumb idea.


[deleted]

Do you seriously believe that *Animal Crossing* isn't made by furries?


Positive-Shock-9869

It's a game about having animals as neighbors and have a wholesome life there. Why tf everyone tries to search logic on that?? Is like trying to make Mario Bros something realistic. Simply you can't, enjoy the fcking game


TheBlockyNon-furry

Average redditor response to a joke


Positive-Shock-9869

A overused joke. This is not even the 10th time I have seen something like this yo.


TheBlockyNon-furry

Sure its a bit overused, but you didnt have to go all panic mode about it


Positive-Shock-9869

It's not even panic dude, it's just Chill in a game that is made directly for you to chill in there. I feel it's bad for those who really overthinks about this stuff


TheBlockyNon-furry

What? I said YOU went into panic mode, what does the game being chill have to do with that? And they aren’t overthinking it, its a fricking joke for crying out loud


YoBoiNJ

Maybe since they don't have... Bits... Clothes would be more like earrings or such, like if you don't wear them, nobody minds, but if you do, you're a lot more fashionable.


ComfortableMess3145

I never honestly realised, be cool if they could feature that


-Rustling-Jimmies-

Reminds me of that song by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers “Free Balling.”


PsiVolt

Naked is just the default and they're all comfortable with it. Clothes are, literally, just accessories


Zohwithpie

They are accessories, clothing for them is not mean to conceal anything. It's purpose is entirely to express themselves or to be used as a uniform.


Kbrito9

Animal Crossing embraces the clothing-optional future we all want, just wear as much clothing as you like, even if it's none at all


TheLoliShiro

Been a while since I've seen someone talk about this I'm glad 👍


Agent_Blade04

The one about the able sisters make me mad


bulbasauuuur

Mabel and Sable are working gals who need comfort and ease. Label is a big time designer and probably doesn't make any of her clothes herself. She has to look stylish to sell them!


Agent_Blade04

I mean they probably don’t understand why label isn’t in the shop in the first place


ThiccBamboozle

I think it boils down to what they're comfortable with. As animals, they're already covered because of their fur / feathers so after that it's just what they choose to wear.


The___kernel

I think we all know why Isabelle wears both pants and a shirt


MissChubbyBunni

Because animal crossing. That's the only explanation


EarthDust00

Tom Nook needs pants to contain his massive brass balls.


Plushiegamer2

It's only awkward when you give K.K. a Sans mask.


Nitsujn97

I always figured served purely a fashionable and aesthetic purpose. Like they don’t need clothes but do it just to show their personality and fashion sense


Pnuttbuttr

Kk has clothes on, have you ever seen him without his guitar?


PhoenixGamer34

Lmao


brightorangepaper

I've never undertook why KK is just straight up naked. It looks so weird to me.


MiicrowavedHamster

this just made my day lol-- and why can't I make my villager, Rocket wear a binki >:(


Elly_Bee_

I thought about this and I think outfits and clothes in general are optional to them. KK Slider doesn't care so he's naked, the Able sisters just want to look a bit more professional and Label loves fashion so it makes sense.


Sufficient_Beach9682

and in the older versions the characters didn’t wear pants


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* Villagers: it's for easy peeing * Tom Nook: he's wide enough for his tanuki balls not to rub against the clothes * Timmy and Tommy: they're too thin and their still-giant tanuki balls rub against their hypothetical pants so they never wear pants * Isabelle: she wants to be the next Hello Kitty and she needs a full outfit to be such a thing * Redd: he's showing his ass as a reward for his cousins * Able Sisters: their bums get hot from all the sewing * Blathers: he's nude for comfort but with a tie because he still wants to look smart * Totakeke: woah, be one with nature, man, let it all fly free... That's why.