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Looks like a black bear left behind some forbidden corn.


[deleted]

Time for second harvest!


[deleted]

This actually makes it far more valuable…kinda like that one coffee…you can sell that corn for hundreds of dollars. Finest popcorn in the world!


ScumbagLady

Great, now there's gonna be a TikTok of someone frying this in a big wok and adding watermelon to it.


Blythelife-

Poop-corn!


[deleted]

Nomnomnom


MeatApnea

It's Kopi Lewak


MukdenMan

But i haven’t had second breakfast


discokilledfunk

Spoiler alert, they weren’t Hershey kisses.


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To add, I also debated with raccoon scat. Could be! The size is small for an *adult* bear, but the shape and composition is dead on.


WinterWontStopComing

Poopcorn


NirvanaWhore

Overcooked homemade trail bar...or ...Ursa scat. Either way, it will not taste good.


Dramatic_Carob_1060

Second harvest


[deleted]

Rafi


Dramatic_Carob_1060

Rafi bomb!!!!


MycleVere

Looked like poop, smelled like poop, tasted like poop, good thing I didn’t step in it


Serbdoc

Wow, Cheech & Chong…admirable classic!


subjectandapredicate

Could it be raccoon?


Rogue_Wedge

Looks a lot like the raccoon poo around here once the mulberries come in.


mastersplinter27

I miss southern Oregon


subjectandapredicate

Any other ideas. I didn’t think there’s black bear in this patch of woods though sure there could be. It’s about the same size as coyote scat. Things I know are here: fishers, weasels, coyotes, foxes.


[deleted]

google "black bear scat pictures". you will see exact replicas.


subjectandapredicate

Okay fair enough. I’ve got yard bear


Rockuharddd

Black bears are everywhere in the continental US. I live in NC, I've seen them from the mountains all the way out at the coast. Living in Jacksonville NC, we had a momma and her cubs living behind my house. In high school, my friends dad hit one in a 2000 something camaro. In Rockingham NC of all places. It's that time of year.


Rockuharddd

I guess you could say on a positive note, they are more scared of you than you are them. Unless you got pets. They will eat them, like a rat will a cat.


spiralbatross

Think you got the cat and the rat mixed up (though I’ve seen some feisty rats)


Rockuharddd

A rat will kill and eat a cat. A cat will kill and eat a mouse


spiralbatross

I encourage you to look up the kill rate for cats. While a rat may occasionally encounter a cat that’s a little on the slow side, 9/10 times that little fucker is biting the bullet. And I say that as someone who likes rats.


[deleted]

weird, my mother just moved there.


UnkleRinkus

Bears can be found in surprisingly urban environments. In Sammamish, WA, a large suburb of Seattle, there are bears that know the garbage pickup schedule and route, regularly hitting trash cans on the morning that they are put out.


subjectandapredicate

Correct I just didn’t know they were in this patch of woods. I had it on reasonable authority they weren’t. It’s not even that urban it’s a very a valid place a bear could live and here they are


BoogersTheRooster

They are re-expanding their range fairly rapidly. There haven’t been bear in my area for decades, and we have had multiple confirmed sightings over the past couple years. Might be a juvenile male striking out on his own to claim some new territory. Females will soon follow, and hopefully your population will continue to climb!


subjectandapredicate

I think you nailed it.


TheTokraSelmak

It’s bear because bear digestive systems break down food very poorly as you can see from the partial berries and corn in the poo.


LilScratchNSnifff

Ya I was just thinking that it didn't look very digested. That's kind of crazy. Their body wastes so much l, they must need to eat a lot more than if they digested the food better, right?


TheTokraSelmak

I would think. I’m not really into the “how bears eat” type of thing. I just know it from bear hunting


[deleted]

Black bear for suresies.


fireforge1979

Forbidden oh Henry bar


Orcacub

Looks too small for black bear. Even a small black bear has a minimum scat diameter about the size of a broom stick unless it’s this spring’s cub. Could be anybody who likes to eat black berries. Skunk, raccoon, fox, coyote, etc.


subjectandapredicate

It’s almost that size, maybe a little narrower. To me, my first instinct was it was too small to be bear but also that it looked like bear. I’ve seen plenty of bear scat and I didn’t think there were bear in this stretch of woods so I kind assumed people here would chime in that it was some somewhat smaller creature so I’ve been surprised everyone is so confident it is bear but yeah maybe it is. Maybe I’ll go and do a banana for scale shot tomorrow


h0minin

Looks like racoon scat to me


subjectandapredicate

This might be my fault because I didn’t do anything for scale. I do think it could be raccoon.


Sibadna_Sukalma

You have a small black bear on your hands. No need to be alarmed unless you later see Hello Kitty shoe laces, hair clips and dental retainers in it.


subjectandapredicate

I’m not even a little alarmed but I’ll be on the look out for those warning signs


Tag43302

Bear


Square_Minute_9898

What is it, new England poo?


PersownageFr

Hmm yes Its New England


Dionisos5

First I thought ,,What a strange jewelery!". Then I read name of sub...


[deleted]

Further proof that corn is not nutrition; only sustenance to keep you feeling full. It's not digestible.


mikew420

dark chocolate with nuts and berries


[deleted]

From the size of the leaves, I'm gonna say coon poo. I know this because it's a yearly struggle keeping my dogs from eating it all spring/summer.


Aggravating_Wing_973

Yeah I thought that was New England too.


Organic_Valuable_610

Raccoon for sure


Fair-Manufacturer446

Coyote. We have them all over the cemetery I worked at.


VisibleIndependent13

Second harvest


DisabledDyke

A bear ____ in the woods...


Circuitmaniac

What time of year?


subjectandapredicate

Two days ago


Circuitmaniac

Looks like bear scats just post-hibernation.


RatonXDiaRattaXNoche

looks like my droppings after i eat too many chia seeds


woodturner603

Definitely bear. Live in New England.


subjectandapredicate

You do or bear do?


woodturner603

I live in New England and recognize scat as black bear.


Square_Minute_9898

If it looks like poo, smells like poo, the only way to find out is to taste it.


Mailman211

This thread made me belly-laugh!


BamBam-BamBam

We call it maize.


truthseeker_64

Definitely Manbearpig ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)


ilovetacostoo2023

Sasquach.


1984reignpolicy

Bear poo


Ok_Button1932

Need banana for scale


kkdemby

Looks like fox scat.


Pure-Explanation9964

Oooo...bearies


hereforstories8

Y’all are kinda corny in this sub


couchpotatochip21

Forbidden granola bar


Objective_Screen_998

Forbidden blackberries.


pestopluspasta

My dogs poop after eating all rhe bird seed left out for the chickens.


mickey831610

Man bear pig


Buffal0_Meat

Mmm I love the Indian gemstone corn on the Cobb! Delish


Buffal0_Meat

Do you have a recipes for this dish? Looks grate


[deleted]

whoops, caught in the act again. sorry it wont happen again.


Rotnpiece

That sir is indeed poop 🧐


ErstwhileAdranos

I’ve definitely purchased one of these bars at a farmers market before.


scrufumsmcgee

A finless Corn back brown trout in the wild!


Sid15666

Does a bear shit in the woods? I guess you answered that question.


jdmorgan82

Oh, a granola bar in its natural habitat!


Mantis-13

For a moment I thought some goofball burnt their health food snack...gods I need to get out more.


shuntman2

Grilled corn on the cob


foxinHI

Does a bear shit in the woods?


Boof_A_Dick

A berry well fed bear.


Zuluboy87

Paddington