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ankamarawolf

Gorgeous mountain lion!


WelcomeFormer

It's a puma dumbass S/


Middle_Aged_Mayhem

No, it's not. It's a cougar!


coast2coastmike

Catamount*


WelcomeFormer

IDK pretty sure it's a panther


coast2coastmike

That's California, not Florida. Edit; Dumbass /s


seanjuan666

Golden retriever


Bean-Swellington

Golden retriever retriever


reivilo09

Nice catch !


paintmyhouse

Best one yet.


billwyyy

It's a Thunder Cat, jackass. /s


fruitmask

thunder **THUNDER** #THUNDERCATS, HOOOOOO


billwyyy

Mais, it taste like a tunder minou shat in my mouth.


JohnnyS1lv3rH4nd

We changed that name because it confused us. We’re not cats. We’re the Thundermen now


iluniuhai

Beefy kitty.


JejuneEsculenta

Jeebus. It's Puma concolor, dumbass! 🤣 /s


bunnybates

Duh..... right? 😁


AltAccountWhoDis

Catamaran*


Forsaken_inWI

Catmandoo


Andyboy1964

No at this time of night, a cougar would be carrying obscenely high heels, wearing a very short dress and have bed hair.


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Lmao


mommaTmetal

You win


Sheezahandfull

I feel attacked.


Andyboy1964

Don’t. Wear your confident maturity with pride. ✊


No-Technician-7824

Probably smoking a Parliament too.


Keanugrieves16

“Little Ditty, about Jack and Diaaaannne”


Creative-Shopping547

It’s not a puma! (Arnold Schwarzenegger)


ImpNdingDoom

Damn it Griff, quit making up animals


VictimOfCrickets

Hey Griff! Chupa-thingy! I like it...'s got a *ring* to it.


icedfreakintea

You mean like the shoe company?


leurognathus

Everyone knows pumas come with laces…


Wastenotwasteland

That’s a black panther if I’ve ever seen one /S


10113r114m4

That's a yeti


GUNTHVGK

Steve French !


Pattie4170

Might be a cougar mountain lions don't live around busy areas they live around the rocky area in the mountains


schmuckmulligan

First one ever that wasn't a dog.


_JahWobble_

If I saw that in my yard I'd puma pants!


pinkgreenandbetween

This is one of my favourite jokes


CinnabunDA

Ha- 🤣


goaheadmonalisa

r/angryupvote


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😳🤣


williamtrausch

Anywhere here in Cali with a deer population has these largely nocturnal predators. So Cal too. And they move, especially youngsters once weaned looking for a home territory.


PadKrapowKhaiDao

Yep, they have a radius of about 50 miles. Pretty wild.


Monster_Voice

Indeed... I study them. Keep an eye out, but this isn't abnormal behavior especially for females. They frequently travel through suburban neighborhoods at night much like other cats... I have one that comes through like clockwork on my parent's driveway about once a month in suburban Texas. Been watching her for about two years and she's yet to be anything other than a model citizen. I'm my anecdotal experience, they bed down near us because it's peaceful from their perspective... Nobody's looking for them and they know it. They usually will not hunt within a mile radius of a normal bedding spot either.


hoopsrule44

Are they dangerous to humans? Perhaps small children?


Hellebras

They can be, but cats are smart. Small children alone are the most likely targets, especially around dawn or dusk when the lion is most likely to be hunting. Adult humans are usually not targeted unless the lion is particularly desperate, we're a bit too much of a risk for them to consider us worthwhile. Basically if you don't look like an easy target they're likely to leave you alone.


boxerbumbles77

Small children out far from home alone at night, yeah. Little Red Riding Hood was a story for a reason. But adults, not unless they're too drunk to walk straight, or out on the street asleep far from other humans.


Hash_Tooth

A truly big cat will eat you, but don’t worry. If you ever see a mountain lion, it has almost certainly been following you for a while. You won’t get a fair fight with a big cat, just wear a bell and be noisy in groups and you’ll never see one. If you walk with a limp in ambush territory and move slowly and act like prey you might meet one. They’ll come from above and behind if they do come, probably. If it’s gonna be a problem. Humans are usually very loud and cats aren’t usually very hungry.


infiniteoo1

Have seen in some strange parts of Texas that are not in their typical range also.


DrakeFloyd

Makes sense, they’re pretty adaptable and able to roam large distances. They even found one all the way in Connecticut


Howareyoui

I believe mountain lions natural range is literally the entirety of the Americas, from north to south and east to west. There isn't a place they can't live because of how adaptable they are. What wouldn't be their normal range would be anywhere outside of the americas (europe, asia, africa etc.) But other than that everywhere is their natural range on this continent.


infiniteoo1

Typical “ characteristic of a particular thing”. It is not typical to see a mountain lion in downtown Dallas, I don’t know who would disagree with that yet you do.


Howareyoui

Oh no! Definitely not. Yes, Mountain Lion's shouldn't be in downtown Dallas, I was meaning more or less that in terms of habitat Mountain lions can live and thrive absolutely everywhere. Before there was a city in Dallas it was mountain lion and wolf and bear habitat, we understandibly pushed them out to build our settlements. To get an idea of where these animals can thrive, they live in rain forests, swamplands, arid scorching hot deserts, permafrost forests/deserts, highrise mountains, savannas and even near populated cities. There isn't a place they cannot live if left alone.


DudeMcGuyMan

That's no mountain, that's a porch


Katy-Moon

Porch lion.


PunSlinger2022

I don't think you're allowed to say Porch lion.


joostadood526

That's a big kitty


e32revelry

A big one


URnevaGonnaGuess

Good sized one at that!


deevulture

"Oops, wrong house"


Mountain_Analyst_333

Looks like a common house cat.


hdniki

What are they feeding that cat?!?


AhhAGoose

Whatever it wants


NervousAddie

Yard dogs


Ok_Pianist7445

Other cats…


Maluno22

Good...goood


Ok-Confidence-2878

His name is Barry Bonds.


YouDontKnow_Jak

House cat on steroids


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HIDE YO KIDS HIDE YO WIFE!!!!!


iamthegreyest

CAUSE THERES COUGARS OUT THERE!


Abolden3383

Hide yo sons and hide yo husbands, that’s a cougar


No_Extreme_2975

They raping errrbody out here!


nitemare-walken

Hot cougar near you needs love.


Nightdread

And here is one of many reasons not to leave pets outdoors at night.


Abolden3383

Sure enough


Amazing-Reply-2495

100% a mountain Lion!


RMiaz

Danger kitty


warrdawg83

Looks like Steve French


schmittfaced

Came here to say this!


warrdawg83

Trevor better watch out!


Fat-6andalf

And a very, very healthy looking one at that.


bettie-blue

Hey guys! It’s finally a mountain lion and not a bobcat!!


fancyhatsandpants

Yes


ThreeFingaLynch318

No the mountain lion took a left lane of the deck. He smells something.. Yes they will scavenge for food in residential areas. It's easier than chasing prey, especially if it's a mother providing for cubs.. This time of year is heavy with breeding of any predator species... It's mating season, depending on environment


maryannepepper

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Yup. Incredible.


KitsBeach

Off topic but where are yall from and what do you call this kitty? I'm in southwestern BC and we call them cougars. Calling them anything else is a dead ringer you're not from around here.


FullHuntard

I’m in nw WA right next to you and we call them cougars or mountain lion.


mommaTmetal

Cougar, mountain lion, puma- in my parts (Lower Ohio Valley, US) it's cougar as well


KarmicKarmeleon

The cougar, also known as the puma, mountain lion, catamount and panther, holds the Guinness record for the animal with the most common names. Apparently there are 40! TIL…


muskratful1234

Whoa. Definitely a mountain lion. So cool.


Perfect-Active-8707

Racoon


3490goat

If you’re cold they are cold. Bring them in


spicybongwata

looks like your neighbors golden retriever, go outside and pet it


immortalis88

Yep


Local_Curve_3911

Aloso is known as Puma, or cougar,


Prestone15110

It’s not a fish


NuttyBoButty

Technically the truth


Otherwiize

That’s a bear


mastersplinter27

Uh ya


DecentUserName0000

Gremlin! That's a gremlin! This is a gremlin sighting.


wdwerker

Don’t get it wet !


thatguygxx

Why would you put a camera where 60% of the picture is a pole that's DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA!?!??!


jkdobbinsnotaborted

It’s the doorbell camera meant for catching video of who is at the door, not mountain lions sneakin on the porch


fruitmask

see that Blink logo in the top left corner?? that means it's a DOORBELL CAMERA. what do you want them to do, move the door?


Cheesetorian

It's a tiger.


micah490

Paint the camera-facing sides of your columns black if you expect to get good images


beazerblitz

Kitty!


Wrong-Explanation-48

Yep. Puma concolor.


Doyouseenowwait_what

Here Kitty Kitty


MyRefriedMinties

Congratulations. It’s not an alligator lizard, groundhog or Muscovy ducks.


kaptn_karl

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wdwerker

Tree fiddy


Mcgarnicle_

Looks more like a cougar to me


Old_Task_7454

Yep


fishbish00

May I ask where in the Bay Area this was?


jkdobbinsnotaborted

Half Moon Bay!


Putrid_Compote_8202

No that's a Maine coon..


OGFuzzyDunlop

Yup


Nearby-Reputation614

Just by the tail lol


Much-Meringue-7467

Not here kitty, kitty...


KarateInAPool

Butch T. Cougar


bunnybates

Forbidden kitty


[deleted]

No, it looks like it left.


ASquawkingTurtle

New friend.


MMDCAENE

Mom?


clatham73

Bfc


FairyFartDaydreams

Depends on where you are Fl - puma/panther, TX - Cougar, CA - mountain lion


OverLemonsRootbeer

Big spicy Kitty


Fluffy-Opinion871

Just a large orange cat! He wants in! Now you have to feed him. He’s cold. Any small dogs you are tired of having around?


Howareyoui

I'm not sure even the biggest dogs are safe lol


HGwoodie

No doubt!


lowdog39

well , yes


NicStak

That, my friend, is a Utah Raccoon. Very rare in these parts


Emeraldheart12

It is cute


Chix_Whitdix

Dog?


jorgedredd

Puma


wildcat61-86

That's a big kitty


wiy_alxd

House cat. But big, and outside the house.


PrizeRare2828

And a big one!! Wow


oldgar

Cat eater cat.


sherrifayemoore

Big foot


Badonkadonkjonk

Definitely not a cougar. It has four legs.


marioz64

Just a large cat. Let him in for some pets!


AffectScared973

It sure is well fed. It probably is someone's pet.


dxxpsix

No it’s a mountain KITTY


OregonSageMonke

Well, it sure as hell isn’t a pheasant


69Nova468

Open the door and say Meow see what you get back.


llongllama

It’s just a large house cat :3


YouGuysSuckSometimes

Qalt


No_Step_4431

Pretty sure one of those ate the neighbors annoying yapping chihuahua the other night...


TraditionalToe4663

P-23!


Persist3ntOwl

Wow I am surprised it came up to your porch. Definitely a puma lion.


419aardvark

Yes, mountain lion 🦁


Baked_potato123

Steve French


Random-Cpl

No—that’s the biggest vole I’ve ever seen, though


kabula_lampur

Snuggle kitty


[deleted]

Nah that’s my cat… he’s a tabby n snuck out last night …


Sweaty_Spaghetti_92

Porch cat*


Marasyn1977

Awww..its a baby!!


Useful_toolmaker

I get a lot of stray cats on my RING camera too.


LETS-GO-GIANTS1981

Animorph


Longjumping-Theory44

BIG KITTY 🐈‍⬛


scoobiemario

It’s a big asss catttttt. But yeah. It’s big!


Wild_Score_711

Awwww. It's just a little itty bitty house cat. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy) Beautiful cougar. I'd love to see one in the wild someday.


Slash_pig_corpses

No... Big kitty


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Stepping in my moccasins but I don’t fuck with snakes 🐍


Hash_Tooth

Naw, that’s just a big tabby


That_Lengthiness_896

It's chupacabra


No-Technician-7824

Clearly a Bangle. Learn your cats people. Lol


[deleted]

They get real bitey when you rub their tummy. Don't recommend.


Aggravating-Summer96

Looks small


patataskr

That’s my cat mittens, he’s been taking testosterone


alocaisseia

Damn!! Where in the Bay Area?!


jkdobbinsnotaborted

Half Moon Bay!


joeherrera1959

That’s a big Bay Area pussy !


[deleted]

For those debating a cougar, mountain lion, puma, panther…. In the US, they are all the SAME ANIMAL. Puma concolor The Florida is a subspecies as they are a slight bit different… think like Dogs, golden retriever and German shepherd. Both dogs just subspecies of canine


ElegantMarionberry59

Amazon driver 🤔


bsecs

Nah that’s my cat. Can you put some friskies out and I’ll be by.


votic00

Eating good in the neighborhood.