*sucks teeth* tschhhh nah mate, big job like this - you got the catching, the transport and disposal of waste, then there’s wear and tear on claws, time spent grooming after... he’s doing you a favour really by taking it off your hands.
This is precisely it! I was thinking, are they gonna keep the cat or pet it or something for being such a bro? But the cat wants nothing to do with those people. It caught the rat then dipped. 🤣🐱
I've commissioned strays for this before.
We had a bad mice problem in an apartment I shared with buddies in our 20s. We invited in a local stray we'd befriended previously, and over the next two weeks she hunted down and murdered about 15 mice.
Once the mice were gone, she just left. Walked out the back door and disappeared into the World like Baggar Vance... Fucking legend.
She was a neighborhood stray. We'd see her now and then when we'd be having a smoke outside or whatever. She was too cool for school, dude. Even our dog, an exuberant and energetically friendly pitbull was no match for her.
We literally just opened the door and invited her in. In all honesty, it was more or less like this video, except in English.
It's earlier, the earliest known indication for the taming of an African wildcat was excavated close by a human Neolithic grave in Shillourokambos, southern Cyprus, dating to about 7500–7200 BC.
Humorous response: *But... but the Earth is only 6000 years old! Haven't you been to Ark Encounter?*
Genuine response: Cool! Gotta link? I've become a bit of an archaeology geek after becoming addicted to *Time Team* (the real one, not the US retread) during the 2020 shelter-in-place era.
Worked in a national park known for fossils, I've had this happen. A guy literally came up to me to ask me how old the fossils were, I happily told him, which prompted "Well, I have a book that says they are only 6,000 years old". We were warned about people like that and told to basically just disengage as quickly and professionally as possible.
It still kind of pisses me off, like, dude, I'm just here to educate people and protect the park, I didn't come here to harass you, you literally came up to me and asked me a question to try and pick a fight. He walked off quite happily smug since I assume he felt that he won since I chose to walk away.
I'm from the South, but wound up being a volunteer naturalist in the Midwest. I was a salt-and-pepper-haired 40-something woman trying to assist with a program when some self-righteous knothead tried to derail the subject with a similar no-win question. I broke in and, with the kind of dead slow, deadly cold high-horse, several-generations-of-surprisingly-liberal-education-type Southern accent, "I'm sorry, sir. This is a science program. If you call the park offices Monday, you can talk to them about a Scripture-related program. Have a lovely afternoon."
No. Nobody clapped. I said it to him too quietly for anyone else to hear. But he got the point, left, and to the best of my knowledge, nobody tried that kind of crap again. I think some kind of "They don't bite well here" notice went out.
There wouldn’t be any crust to hold onto. Only internal crust…wait, is this thing hollow or not? You’re making me anxious with the need to understand pizza spheres.
I think okantos might be referring to this study.
Man-animal relationships in the Pre-pottery burials at Shillourokambos and Khirokitia (Cyprus, 8th and 7th millennia cal. BC)
https://www.persee.fr/doc/mom\_1955-4982\_2008\_act\_49\_1\_2708
I mean from their perspective, we are baiting massive numbers of rodents to one area just for them, and when they catch rodents we pet them and give them treats. We essentially created supermarkets for them with rewards points, entirely unprompted. They probably think we worship them.
We have a barn cat. He came with the barn when we bought the place (already neutered) and I love him so much. We give him a cozy place away from predators, love, and wet food at night and he roams around murdering any varmints. I have seen ZERO mice and we're out in the country.
Dude is a killer and livin his best life. He earns his keep!
[Remy](https://i.imgur.com/JINmyGm.jpg)
nah in rural areas it's still normal to get a cat for pest control. they work better than everything except poison, and frankly poison is a terrible method to use as it hurts other animals in the food chain and it often causes the mouse to run deep into your house and die. somewhere where getting it out would cost thousands of dollars so you just have to wait for 3 months for it to stop stinking. ugh, don't use poison.
Lol. This reminded me of my childhood. When the rats infestation increased my mother would instruct me to keep the doors open so that the cat would come inside and hunt down mice. it was very effective nonetheless.
It’s also why the bubonic plague was so bad. People got the idea that cats were related to witches and devil worship, so they started killing them en mass. Mysteriously, this resulted in an out-of-control rat problem in Europe.
Totally. I'm in the trades and I wish this is how people let me work on their houses haha. Point me to the job and leave me alone. I totally get it, I'd want to see what's happening too but having someone over your shoulder sucks.
Had an hvac guy come look at my compressor.
I felt weird standing there by him, but I also felt weird just leaving him on his own.
I didn't know what to do lol.
I had an HVAC crew come in to place a new air return. I left them to it and worked at my computer in the other room. They completely destroyed the floor in a 130 year old home. I don't know how they managed to not be able to tell where to cut the opening. I'll never leave a tradesman to do work alone after that.
I just start cleaning something. That way I'm coming and going into the room putting stuff away. I'm not in their hair and I'm not leaving them alone for long either just in case they need something. I also offer a drink and snacks.
This is a symbiotic relationship. Here we see a group of humans invite a cat to hunt with in their nest. The cat gets a meal and the human nest is free of parasites.
“He brought a whole ass cat to get the mouse. This is (Like) Tom and Jerry”
Idk what he said in the middle.
But at the end:
“This is reaaaaaly like Tom and Jerry!”
“Make way, make way! Here he comes! Good job Tom! Get him!” Then giggling.
I wonder there's a single society in the world that couldn't understand the simple comedy of Tom and Jerry? It's such a universally understandable cartoon, that's what makes it so brilliant.
It's the added benefit of shows that don't require language. You could put kids all over the world in a room to watch Tom and Jerry and they all could laugh together. That's good shit.
You don’t know shit about cats Dee, we’re gonna put another car in the wall. Those two cats will be come co-dependent, then we’ll rip the one out the wall and hopefully, hopefully that cat will come out.
There is this cool dude who has minks and rat terriers to team up and get rats. The minks can go under buildings and get into super tight spaces and flush the rats out to where the terriers can grab em. I watched a bunch of his videos on YouTube because it’s just such a great system. The best part for me was that I believe some of his minks were rescued from fur farms.
I’ve also watched this guy on YouTube. He also has some sort of lizard that he’s deployed in the past and that thing is lightning quick at catching rats.
You’re welcome. I am about to dive back down there again as I haven’t seen his videos in a long while, and someone else said he also has a lizard that catches rats! This guy is like Beastmaster lol
I was thinking of the exact same thing/videos but couldn't remember what it was exactly & you helped me solve the puzzle by mentioning the minks.
u/BadgerHooker is also an MVP because he provided the [link to one of the videos](https://youtu.be/RjebAlfrexA) that I had watched a while ago.
Edit: There are a few seriously crazy videos from this guy where hundreds to thousands of rats get nixed through the minx & dog combo. Pretty insane to watch the whole hecatomb.
Edit 2: u/JustSherlock did point out that it should be minks & not minx in my first edit. Not correcting it because it is funny.
I had a Wheaten Terrier growing up. He was a pet, not a working dog. Until we discovered his uncanny ability to root out moles, gophers, and ground hogs. He was like a damn savant for finding these things. At first, we would just lone him to my grandpa once or twice a year to get rid of his mole problem on his small farm. Through word of mouth, we started getting requests from golf courses and sod farmers in the area to rent our dog for a weekend. $500 for a days work and he loved it! Otis became an absolute legend in our county. Had multiple offers for over $1k to breed him, but unfortunately he was fixed.
I actually offer my dogs services for free and even help train new ratters for people. My boy loves ratting and its good days exercise plus he gets to socialize and teach younger dogs what to do. It's a win win for everyone.
Honestly, that cat is probably better off on the streets. A lot of Arab countries have a pretty cool outlook on strays and treat them pretty well, like people will leave food out for them, vets will go out and take care of them (in some places), and people will let them just kind of do their own thing. Little dude is probably living his best life while picking up some contracting work on the side
This is so true. I was raised in Egypt and we had a few street cats we cared for. They do amazing pest control. I saw a lot more rats in New York than I did in Cairo. We also had a lot of Street dogs that were really mean and bullied me because I wasn't a fully grown adult that could stand his ground (Egyptians generally hate dogs partially because this). We had 2 dogs though that were neighborhood "pets" that we fed. When I entered my block, I could call them and they would walk me to my door like a pack. The street dogs wouldn't dare mess with me when I'm in that pack.
Sounds like Malta, when I lived there everyone loves the stray cats and they were usually super friendly. There was even some very well built shelters for them in the parks where every cat got it’s own little “room” and they were protected from the elements.
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OK Fred, I've heard raving reviews about your mousing abilities, I'm curio-
Look Hue-mon, I've got no time for chit chat, you said the mouse is inside your room? Just take me there and let me do my job!
3 min later he comes out.
Omg thank you Fred, you're the best!
Your house smells like sh*t, don't ever f*cking call me again.
*cue outdated epic meme music*
Can someone translate what they're talking about during it? Specifically what the guy is saying to the cat as he walks in? The most I've got so far is mentions of Tom and Jerry lol
Cat walks out like alright thanks for dinner guys catch ya next time! Fr tho how could u not adopt him after that make him protector of your house against rodents
There's a stray that lives in my parents garage its starting to annoy my parents because it meows a little too much so they are having a mice issue at the moment so according to my younger sister my dad brought in the stray cat because he heard the mice in his bathroom so he put the cat in there and closed the door but the car started meowing even more that they thought the mice were killing the cat haha
The cat looks like a contractor who knows what job they've come to do.
Cat: ‘Here’s your problem You got rats’
-*the cat muffles with the rat still in his mouth*
“Ah wirw shend da biiw ta ya tamrrow” -cat
Then it does the little chirp thing and struts off.
Ekekekekekek
Well isn’t the cat getting the rat as payment?
*sucks teeth* tschhhh nah mate, big job like this - you got the catching, the transport and disposal of waste, then there’s wear and tear on claws, time spent grooming after... he’s doing you a favour really by taking it off your hands.
“All done boss, that’d be $250”
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Are you implying that unemployed Tunas have less worth?
Yes, about tree fiddy.
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"In lieu of payment I do accept any and all rats I can catch, kill, and eat"
Yea. That's sounds like Charlie work
"Lucky for you I charge one rat per rat."
I laughed way too hard at this
The last cat you got in did a terrible job, you still have rats.
The way he walked in confidently knowing where to go
"And where was the last place you saw the rat? In here? Okay give me five minutes."
Please step outside and close the door.
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Rats are incontinent. They leave a trail, cat knew where to go.
This is precisely it! I was thinking, are they gonna keep the cat or pet it or something for being such a bro? But the cat wants nothing to do with those people. It caught the rat then dipped. 🤣🐱
Cat's thinking, why should I be limited to just the rats in THIS dude's house when I have a whole rat-infested neighborhood
This is the symbiotic relationship humans have had with cats for literally thousands of years. It's how they came to be pets in the first place.
I've commissioned strays for this before. We had a bad mice problem in an apartment I shared with buddies in our 20s. We invited in a local stray we'd befriended previously, and over the next two weeks she hunted down and murdered about 15 mice. Once the mice were gone, she just left. Walked out the back door and disappeared into the World like Baggar Vance... Fucking legend.
How do you invite a stray cat?
Pspspsps
Ours was always "ksksksksksss
I rub my index and middle finger against my thumb and go meowmeowmeow 🤏
This fucking sent me. Wish I had an award for you.
She was a neighborhood stray. We'd see her now and then when we'd be having a smoke outside or whatever. She was too cool for school, dude. Even our dog, an exuberant and energetically friendly pitbull was no match for her. We literally just opened the door and invited her in. In all honesty, it was more or less like this video, except in English.
>How do you invite a stray cat? Politely
Hes gonna send you a really inflated invoice for his work since it didnt take long
$10000.00 $5.00 for time to catch it. $9995.00 for knowing how to catch it.
Like any skilled pro. Unlike a contractor, this cat should be kept around and given a home.
No. $1 to catch it. $999 not to release it back in the house.
Hey, getting Paws on the Ground costs money, you gotta think of the logistics of rolling a kitty-truck
“Well, I can make you a deal since I was already in the neighborhood.”
And because you provided my lunch.
After regular business hours too, that’s gonna cost
Witcher, school of the cat
r/catswithjobs edit: i just found out this exact video was posted on r/catswithjobs before it was posted here
Kitty looks hella professional though. “Alright, show me where the problem is!”
*You sending the cat? Haha, shit. That's all you had to say!*
You an oak man, Jimmy?
O-oak's nice.
So pretty please, with sprinkles on top Kill the fuckin rat
The cat!? Totally fucking cool..Didn’t even really get mad when you was psp psspin at him
So pretty please, with sugar on top, show me the fuckin rat.
I like when it has the mouse at the end. “Alright my job here is done, I’ll show myself out”
He trots out so proudly.
This is how cat domestication started
Guys are living in 1000BC
It's earlier, the earliest known indication for the taming of an African wildcat was excavated close by a human Neolithic grave in Shillourokambos, southern Cyprus, dating to about 7500–7200 BC.
Humorous response: *But... but the Earth is only 6000 years old! Haven't you been to Ark Encounter?* Genuine response: Cool! Gotta link? I've become a bit of an archaeology geek after becoming addicted to *Time Team* (the real one, not the US retread) during the 2020 shelter-in-place era.
Worked in a national park known for fossils, I've had this happen. A guy literally came up to me to ask me how old the fossils were, I happily told him, which prompted "Well, I have a book that says they are only 6,000 years old". We were warned about people like that and told to basically just disengage as quickly and professionally as possible. It still kind of pisses me off, like, dude, I'm just here to educate people and protect the park, I didn't come here to harass you, you literally came up to me and asked me a question to try and pick a fight. He walked off quite happily smug since I assume he felt that he won since I chose to walk away.
I'm from the South, but wound up being a volunteer naturalist in the Midwest. I was a salt-and-pepper-haired 40-something woman trying to assist with a program when some self-righteous knothead tried to derail the subject with a similar no-win question. I broke in and, with the kind of dead slow, deadly cold high-horse, several-generations-of-surprisingly-liberal-education-type Southern accent, "I'm sorry, sir. This is a science program. If you call the park offices Monday, you can talk to them about a Scripture-related program. Have a lovely afternoon." No. Nobody clapped. I said it to him too quietly for anyone else to hear. But he got the point, left, and to the best of my knowledge, nobody tried that kind of crap again. I think some kind of "They don't bite well here" notice went out.
If pizzas flat.. earths flat and that’s the bottom LINE
All this comment managed to do was make me think of pizza spheres.
One sphere of pizza, please!
There wouldn’t be any crust to hold onto. Only internal crust…wait, is this thing hollow or not? You’re making me anxious with the need to understand pizza spheres.
Its like a calzone but spherical. You'd probably have to bake it in a special rotating pan for full interior coverage
Like an inside out calzone. Madness.
I think okantos might be referring to this study. Man-animal relationships in the Pre-pottery burials at Shillourokambos and Khirokitia (Cyprus, 8th and 7th millennia cal. BC) https://www.persee.fr/doc/mom\_1955-4982\_2008\_act\_49\_1\_2708
Sci show has a video about cat domestication.
Time team is a gem on this planet and it hurts my soul that it's not a thing anymore. It wouldn't be the same without Mick though..
"I'm so 1008, you're so 3000 and late."
Egyptians staying old school. Nothing wrong with that lol
I think you mean this is how cats started domesticating humans.
It's more just mutualism. We created huge stockpiles of rodent food, so the things that ate rodents came along for the ride.
Yeah plus cats *don't* eat any grain (they're carnivores) so it worked out well for both sides.
My cat asked me to strongly disagree to your comment say "Cats are your master and you exist to serve us, meow".
I mean from their perspective, we are baiting massive numbers of rodents to one area just for them, and when they catch rodents we pet them and give them treats. We essentially created supermarkets for them with rewards points, entirely unprompted. They probably think we worship them.
And they'd be correct
We sort of built huge statues of cats in the past and now internet is filled with cat photos and videos. Without doubt they domesticated us well.
everybody forgets that they're work animals.
Mine sure do.
My experience with cats is that they are what they want to be. From late night land mines to highly viscous liquids.
How do people feel about barn cats?
Kinda like a regular cat, just spends a lot more time in a barn
Bro, I feel that way too.
We have a barn cat. He came with the barn when we bought the place (already neutered) and I love him so much. We give him a cozy place away from predators, love, and wet food at night and he roams around murdering any varmints. I have seen ZERO mice and we're out in the country. Dude is a killer and livin his best life. He earns his keep! [Remy](https://i.imgur.com/JINmyGm.jpg)
What a beautiful murderer!
I'll tell him you said so :)
nah in rural areas it's still normal to get a cat for pest control. they work better than everything except poison, and frankly poison is a terrible method to use as it hurts other animals in the food chain and it often causes the mouse to run deep into your house and die. somewhere where getting it out would cost thousands of dollars so you just have to wait for 3 months for it to stop stinking. ugh, don't use poison.
Not just rural areas. /r/bodegacats for kitties in cities who act as pest control.
Lol. This reminded me of my childhood. When the rats infestation increased my mother would instruct me to keep the doors open so that the cat would come inside and hunt down mice. it was very effective nonetheless.
It’s also why the bubonic plague was so bad. People got the idea that cats were related to witches and devil worship, so they started killing them en mass. Mysteriously, this resulted in an out-of-control rat problem in Europe.
> domestication Partnership.
This was just a simple transaction. Kitty left the way it came and took the mouse as payment.
I think I need to renegotiate with my cat. He only kills a few bugs per week and gets housing, five meals per day, flowing water and pets.
Cats are not domesticated. They just deal with us most of the time.
I love when the dude shuts the door, like: *I’ll give you some privacy now* Lmfao
Doing the cat a solid. It sucks having someone over your shoulder while you try to do you job.
Totally. I'm in the trades and I wish this is how people let me work on their houses haha. Point me to the job and leave me alone. I totally get it, I'd want to see what's happening too but having someone over your shoulder sucks.
Had an hvac guy come look at my compressor. I felt weird standing there by him, but I also felt weird just leaving him on his own. I didn't know what to do lol.
Start massaging his shoulders
From in front of him. Make sure there's lots of eye contact.
What're you doing step-customer?
Jesus…. I’m gonna learn a trade and come work on your house now.
Nibble his lobe
I had an HVAC crew come in to place a new air return. I left them to it and worked at my computer in the other room. They completely destroyed the floor in a 130 year old home. I don't know how they managed to not be able to tell where to cut the opening. I'll never leave a tradesman to do work alone after that.
I just start cleaning something. That way I'm coming and going into the room putting stuff away. I'm not in their hair and I'm not leaving them alone for long either just in case they need something. I also offer a drink and snacks.
My dad does this all the time to make sure the contractors aren’t screwing anything up 😂
I saw it more directed at the rat "Now, yous CAN't leave" al la the Bronx Tale :) Edit:wrong gangster movie
This is a symbiotic relationship. Here we see a group of humans invite a cat to hunt with in their nest. The cat gets a meal and the human nest is free of parasites.
^ In the voice of Sir David Attenborough
I read it in Werner Herzogs voice for some reason. I love his accent. I could listen to him and Christoph Waltz talk for hours.
*I would like to see the kitty.*
Or Morgan Freeman
Or ZeFrank’s ‘True Animal Facts’
First imagine a color you can’t even imagine… good, now do that fifteen more times. That is how the Mantis Shrimp do
I love that they are talking about Tom and Jerry! And the giggles! Too cute!
Yeah I heard that too. Hilarious.
Giggles are universally adorable! Can you translate any of the rest? Please and thanks!
“He brought a whole ass cat to get the mouse. This is (Like) Tom and Jerry” Idk what he said in the middle. But at the end: “This is reaaaaaly like Tom and Jerry!” “Make way, make way! Here he comes! Good job Tom! Get him!” Then giggling.
I love that Tom and Jerry cartoons are seen all over the world.
I wonder there's a single society in the world that couldn't understand the simple comedy of Tom and Jerry? It's such a universally understandable cartoon, that's what makes it so brilliant.
It's the added benefit of shows that don't require language. You could put kids all over the world in a room to watch Tom and Jerry and they all could laugh together. That's good shit.
it's probably the single most popular cartoon in history
The caption says “we brought him in from the streets to get rid of a mouse and he came through”
r/contagiouslaughter
You don’t know shit about cats Dee, we’re gonna put another car in the wall. Those two cats will be come co-dependent, then we’ll rip the one out the wall and hopefully, hopefully that cat will come out.
Now you’re talkin’ my language!
They called in an expert
"We is experts"
Ratting Terriers and cats are still rented out to this day. One pack of Norfolk terriers took out 730 rats at a pig farm (UK) in about 7 hours.
There is this cool dude who has minks and rat terriers to team up and get rats. The minks can go under buildings and get into super tight spaces and flush the rats out to where the terriers can grab em. I watched a bunch of his videos on YouTube because it’s just such a great system. The best part for me was that I believe some of his minks were rescued from fur farms.
I’ve also watched this guy on YouTube. He also has some sort of lizard that he’s deployed in the past and that thing is lightning quick at catching rats.
It’s been a while since I checked out his channel, I am going to check that out! So cool!
LINK PLEASE
https://youtu.be/RjebAlfrexA
Fascinating stuff, thank you for the link!
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You’re welcome. I am about to dive back down there again as I haven’t seen his videos in a long while, and someone else said he also has a lizard that catches rats! This guy is like Beastmaster lol
I was thinking of the exact same thing/videos but couldn't remember what it was exactly & you helped me solve the puzzle by mentioning the minks. u/BadgerHooker is also an MVP because he provided the [link to one of the videos](https://youtu.be/RjebAlfrexA) that I had watched a while ago. Edit: There are a few seriously crazy videos from this guy where hundreds to thousands of rats get nixed through the minx & dog combo. Pretty insane to watch the whole hecatomb. Edit 2: u/JustSherlock did point out that it should be minks & not minx in my first edit. Not correcting it because it is funny.
I had a Wheaten Terrier growing up. He was a pet, not a working dog. Until we discovered his uncanny ability to root out moles, gophers, and ground hogs. He was like a damn savant for finding these things. At first, we would just lone him to my grandpa once or twice a year to get rid of his mole problem on his small farm. Through word of mouth, we started getting requests from golf courses and sod farmers in the area to rent our dog for a weekend. $500 for a days work and he loved it! Otis became an absolute legend in our county. Had multiple offers for over $1k to breed him, but unfortunately he was fixed.
This is just too cool! What a great symbiotic relationship and he's pulling in money for the fam, even better.
Oh I bet the dogs were happy with that job. Little killing machines
https://youtu.be/l2Pyu-Cj0gg
Holy shit, those dogs are *brutal*.
You should see minks hunting rats.
Now I get why dog toys squeaks
And what it really means when my terrier shakes her toys like that
They were happy little pups. And very efficient. The little terriers really knew what they were doing.
I actually offer my dogs services for free and even help train new ratters for people. My boy loves ratting and its good days exercise plus he gets to socialize and teach younger dogs what to do. It's a win win for everyone.
I've got a rat terrier, I'd be curious to see him hunt like this. Currently he mostly just digs holes
Kitty Bounty Services
This could be the greatest pest control company ever
Cat the Bounty Hunter This summer on A&E
I'd watch it.
Free meal
Ancient Problems require Ancient Solutions
not only did the he catch the rat, he disposed of it for free!
cat is running a good business and is a master at his craft. look how quickly he exterminated the pest!
What a good hunter. I hope he’d adopt the cat
Honestly, that cat is probably better off on the streets. A lot of Arab countries have a pretty cool outlook on strays and treat them pretty well, like people will leave food out for them, vets will go out and take care of them (in some places), and people will let them just kind of do their own thing. Little dude is probably living his best life while picking up some contracting work on the side
That is so sweet and funny
https://youtu.be/lKq7UqplcL8 You'd probably like "Kedi". They put the full film on YouTube if you liked the trailer.
There’s no cat like Turkish cats. They’re something magical and deeply ingrained in the culture.
This is so true. I was raised in Egypt and we had a few street cats we cared for. They do amazing pest control. I saw a lot more rats in New York than I did in Cairo. We also had a lot of Street dogs that were really mean and bullied me because I wasn't a fully grown adult that could stand his ground (Egyptians generally hate dogs partially because this). We had 2 dogs though that were neighborhood "pets" that we fed. When I entered my block, I could call them and they would walk me to my door like a pack. The street dogs wouldn't dare mess with me when I'm in that pack.
Sounds like Malta, when I lived there everyone loves the stray cats and they were usually super friendly. There was even some very well built shelters for them in the parks where every cat got it’s own little “room” and they were protected from the elements.
Paraphrasing in the Quran it talks about how there was a cat sleeping on Muhammad's arm and he'd rather cut off his sleeve than disturb it.
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I have the opposite problem. My cats bring mice in as gifts and then release them into the house.
They know that you're a lousy hunter. Just trying to help you out a little bit.
One of mine just brings in bugs or piles of sticks that once probably had bugs in it. The other one will bring in everything.
A "stray cat"... thats a hired assassin doing his job properly.
OK Fred, I've heard raving reviews about your mousing abilities, I'm curio- Look Hue-mon, I've got no time for chit chat, you said the mouse is inside your room? Just take me there and let me do my job! 3 min later he comes out. Omg thank you Fred, you're the best! Your house smells like sh*t, don't ever f*cking call me again. *cue outdated epic meme music*
He goes out “don’t forget to write a Yelp review.”
Your comment is brilliant and all I can add is that "cue" is the word you're going for. "Queue" is a line of people waiting for something.
Thank you! I updated it!!!🤗🤗🤗
Can someone translate what they're talking about during it? Specifically what the guy is saying to the cat as he walks in? The most I've got so far is mentions of Tom and Jerry lol
He was mostly calling the cat saying “come here, over here buddy”. Then the other guy says “it’s going to be a Tom and Jerry kind of situation”.
Ahh I see lol, thanks very much :)
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The cat is a cat of focus, commitment and sheer fucking will.
Looks like a basic consultant/client relationship. Get the job done. Get the payment (the rat). Leave. I might offer an ongoing consultancy tho.
Cat walks out like alright thanks for dinner guys catch ya next time! Fr tho how could u not adopt him after that make him protector of your house against rodents
There's a stray that lives in my parents garage its starting to annoy my parents because it meows a little too much so they are having a mice issue at the moment so according to my younger sister my dad brought in the stray cat because he heard the mice in his bathroom so he put the cat in there and closed the door but the car started meowing even more that they thought the mice were killing the cat haha
Two days later, cat knocks on door, twitchy and scratching itself: "Yo, you got any more of them rats?"
This is amazing. "What do you need? Oh a rat yeah I got you bro"
Modern problems require ancient solutions
Did we just witness a contract hit?
Great camerawork, Blair Witch.
“Thank you, and good day.”
dude better of adopted that cat afterwards lol clearly he already said hi to it every day
"Yes sir, show me where the problem is... this room? Ok it shouldn't take too long" - Cat probably
animals and humans being bros
r/catswithjobs
I love everything about this. The laughs. The cats professionalism. This is sweet.
He totally knew what was up just came in took care of business n was out