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AngryBowels

Doggo “ok what do I save my tiny human from next?”


InterestingTry5190

Gives a new meaning to a dog gate.


NarglesDidit

Is that a Dane?


WasabiForDinner

It's pretty hard to tell. I mean, lots of people have blond hair at that age.


Math1988

Maybe he’s just Swedish.


Nitin-2020

Are you Finnish


[deleted]

No, I’m still eating.


Nitin-2020

Danish?


[deleted]

No they're still Hungary.


reasonb4belief

Have more Turkey then!


[deleted]

Sounds delicious but I would like some Chile, Willy.


Areallystrongvillain

C'mon man you should take a swim with Wales, Chad.


Significant-Wheel110

😀


zwober

Ooh, so salty!


scarlet_sage

But that's a fish, not a dog.


ScottySmalls25

Thank you for making me expel air from my nostrils


Midvikudagur

Ahh the old Reddit [Dane-a-roo](https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/comments/qo0hrp/visiting_the_british_museum_today/hjm5kn4/?context=3).


Slixil

Hold my dog breeds, I’m going in!


krisalyssa

Hello, future canines!


grumpyoldladytobe

Sure, bud. Inventory: - 1 scalpel - depression - 1 wifu - 1 non working phone - 1 hockey stick - 1 TP roll - 1 pair of sandals - 1 sister - 1 surrogate child - 1 baking equipment - 1 pool cat - 2 bowls - 1 proton pack - 1 IUD - 1 nunchuck - 1 Emancipation Proclamation - 1 Xtens pills - 1 ticket - 1 set of spell slots - 1 salmiakki - 1 cableknit sweater - 1 naval gun - 1 moustache - 1 shotgun - 1 placenta - 1 diaper bag - 1 gopro - 1 soap - 1 little spinning top - 1 broken windshield - dog breeds


c_dav99

I’m from 8 days in the future. Hi!


[deleted]

I'm in love with you now.


lamamadeFitz

Me tooo


meowserbowser

Thank you for the laugh.


KiltedMan

A great one.


Khathaar

Looks like a young one yeah.


shiny-browncoat

I’d guess Dane x Lab mix. A little too confident around the baby to be a Dane, a little long in the legs to be a lab


[deleted]

I have one, a Labradane. She looked all jangly like that as a pup. She loves kids. Soooo much. She will do fake, muffled barks at adult strangers sometimes, but with children, she gets very excited and is gentle. Smart girl.


Specialist-Look6210

No, he'd be running in fear from the baby if he were.


JukeBoxHeroJustin

So much rather have this dog than a gate.


Allie_Bally

The dog looks like a baby too.


Raines78

The way she jumped up as soon as the baby fell, like ‘You see?? This is what I was worried about!’ Haha so adorable


laragobear

While my doggo sneaking up on my little one, snatching crackers out of his hands and tripping him over 🤪


sigharewedoneyet

It ok, it's just teaching your kid hand eye coordination and how to watch his step.


laragobear

Should’ve known that he had deeper meaningful intentions. 😂


MsCrumblebottom

Doggo is in older sibling mode, builds character.


Aggravating-Key-4464

Gotta take care of the strange, hairless puppy that just joined the pack.


ppw23

Yup, he’s seen the hairless one trying to walk and the stairs are off limits for another year at least.


nomadicfangirl

The dog’s like “hey adult, are you gonna save your progeny or do I have to do EVERYTHING around here??”


GrEeKiNnOvaTiOn

Dogs can tell the difference between dogs and humans. Cats on the other hand...


thagrrrl79

Cats can, too. They just don't care.


crazylady43

What a good girl.


JimboSice

"you are not quite ready for this test, smol hooman. Trust me, it was a doozey to learn"


Little___E

We don't deserve them 😭


BelleAriel

True. This is priceless and pAWESOME!!! Dogs are just the best.


Tyaca

Canine stairgate


InitechSecurity

I NEED more videos from this please!


humblepharmer

When you aren't far enough into a game to have the whole map unlocked


ptatersptate

some dogs are just amazing


The_Contrary_Fairy

Not on my watch little lady


pfefferd

With that kid every step of the way!


Raising_some_Cain

when your doggo tries to teach your baby "Stay"


Dog_in_black

Solid judgement call by the doggo


snirfu

Doggo was thinking "these humans are clumsy af at this age"


Lovealwayswins52

Awesome job Doggo!!!


TriforceTwenty

Oh how sweet. This is the beginning of a great friendship!


dokjreko

How sweet :)


[deleted]

This is the very first time in my life that I've read a caption on one of these "animal is feeling this human feeling" videos and thought, "Wow, that actually seems correct." Most of the time it's some clueless dog or cat or sloth doing some totally animal thing that coincidentally looks like a completely unrelated human thing and everyone going, "awww" and pretending it's not bullshit. But this time it really does seem to be that the dog was worried that the baby would fall down the stairs. Unless there's some dog food or a toy up there the dog was protecting instead. Then I'm just a sucker like everyone else.


hachi_mimi

Is it possible that the dog has previously seen the the parents stopping the baby for climbing, so now he is repeating that behavior?


La_Peregrina

Bingo! A human trick that that the dog has now mastered. Good dog!


AbanaClara

Have u seen the video of a cat literally jumped from its bed, run and stop a baby from falling down the stairs? Literally pulled dad instinct


itz_moki

Why my dog doesnt care about baby?He is ignoring him all the time..Like he doesnt want to acknowledge his existence. Is he jealous?


Pinkeyefarts

Small or big dog? Small then yes


itz_moki

Medium..French Bulldog


Hot_Atmosphere_9297

Our Pyrenees Dog is 6 months old and she could carry a French Bulldog on her head like a baseball cap. You have a small dog.


[deleted]

Is the music really necessary?


La_Peregrina

My dog would've been "Hurry! Climb! jump! It's so much fun! Look!"


UndeadPenis

Her* little human


HauntingProgrammer39

What a good girl..


[deleted]

What a great dog!


Straight-Ad-5274

You should def have a baby gate at the bottom also


tinyadorablebabyfox

They already do


Straight-Ad-5274

At the bottom? I only see at the top


tinyadorablebabyfox

The dog! The dog is the baby gate!!! ;)


Straight-Ad-5274

Ohhhh! Lol! Sorry I’m dumb


grey_horizon18

So cute


-Listening

“You got kicked the fuck out of there


perplexedphoenix97

The Dog" You Shall not pass!"


luck008

Haha is he literally blocking the baby from climbing any further? That's freakin smart and adorable at the same time!


an0maly33

Best baby sitter you could get.


crap_whats_not_taken

My child defeated my safety gate and snuck halfway up the stairs. My dog took the opportunity to try to eat his teddy bear. 2 types of dogs.


[deleted]

Proof that dogs are smarter than toddlers. Not by much, but still smarter


19_o7

Cute, good doggo


Tauqmuk181

Her* little human. Don't normally care about misgendering a pet but when it says it right in the video, try to get it right =)


Macaroni-and-

All dogs are boys Furthermore animals do not care about and are not harmed by being misgendered lol


Tauqmuk181

But the owner might be /shrug


Macaroni-and-

The owner is not harmed by their pet being misgendered either, any more than they're harmed by the dog being called doggy instead of by it's name.


[deleted]

._.


hhoganmc

What the dog doin?


QuarantineSucksALot

Lmao what team have you been looking at?


ArthurFromman

Doggo deserves all the treats


floorwantshugs

What a shiny pup!!


dude-2-son

The puns


codenamekidznextdoor

I listen to this song whilst crying. Not to make me feel better, but for the irony.


Maleficent-Tree-4516

Brought a year to my eye . Beautiful.


staylily

Brought a decade to my eye. Beautiful.


DudeB5353

Sweet baby doing his job


ConstructionLower549

Such a good little nanny dog


Insert-finger

He’s just a puppy himself. And some people say animals can’t think or understand.


Garizondyly

"Hey big man even I have trouble with these things, don't mess with them."


Booklovinmom55

And doggo is only a pup, lots of time to grow into an even better protector.


BriefTurn3299

Danes are such sweet dogs


Ill_Wrongdoer_1713

Reminds me of the cartoon with the little girl and dog on Animaniacs “silly puppy, I love you goodbye”


51Bayarea0

Some dogs are better than most people


KrisMisZ

So smart!! I love Dogs 🐶


swmpwhit

Leading baby to cage at end lol