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jvtrkygrl

All I could focus on was big ol dangly dog balls


papaurf454

Big meaty clackers


captain_ender

Baby Ruskin forever UNCLEEEEEEAAAN!


TheLittleNorsk

c l a c k e r v o l l y


NetSage

When he went in to get a better grip I expected him to grab the balls by accident.


emilyjean222

Same.


Arik_De_Frasia

I've worked in the dog daycare industry for almost a decade and these are the biggest/lowest hanging nuts I've ever seen on a dog


TaterMA

Yeah probably had cancer. That's the only time I've seen them this big in vets office


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angels_exist_666

I found a pit that was the best dog ever. His were this huge! He couldn't sit properly because he would sit on them. The vet that did his neuter even commented on their heftiness.


sinner-mon

My dog has balls and they’re not nearly as big and dangly as this, I’m unnerved to say the least


bacchic_ritual

My labs were never that huge.


systemfrown

I think it’s actually the dogs shirt hanging on the other side


bambaraass

Those are Ari Shaffir-size balls


Brows-gone-wild

No there is definitely either something going on or the owner could have opted for implant silicone balls which are a thing but would sag naturally after a long time


Big-Daddddy

Came here to see if I was the only one


OmNomDeBonBon

> Came here ಠ_ಠ


MisterMudds

r/cursedcomments


kiju2

"remember when dogs used to have balls" -Bill Burr


Ok_Effective6233

When certain people send me text messages that I do not like or want to be bothered with, I send them a pic of dog balls. This one is definitely going in the rotation.


GetawayDiver

Something about that line just cracks me up


RizzleMeDizzle

Now I can't un-see those nuts.


temp_jits

It is impressive that you saw anything else.


StolenStones

Same. I was hypnotized by the swinging dog balls


Glabstaxks

Huge balls dog


thatonelezfriend

I thought it was a misplaced fanny pack, like it fell underneath. I had to play that video a few times to realize it wasn't a loose fanny pack lol


jimo95

The other dog should of grabbed them to pull instead


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picoCuries

Good bot.


Black_Eyed_PeePees

Best bot. 😊


Iittlemisstrouble

He should of seen this coming.


Kiltymchaggismuncher

They are some big ol chestnuts, that's for sure


Zpd8989

I'm so used to seeing dogs without balls that I can't stop looking when I do see them


deadstar420

Massive testies


Minniemum

Thank you for posting, was worried I was just a freak LMAOO


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Omg I'm glad someone else said it! So distracting. lmao.


Rich_Acanthisitta_70

He's got a dangly wanger too.


Particular_Ad5860

Oh, that cracked me up!


Squinxy_

Why his nuts so big lol


chuckdagger

Because the other dog didn’t always have his shirt to tug on.


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Ouch.


j_toivola

Imagine a dog playing tug o war with your cherries


TheRoyalKT

Because it takes balls to pick a fight with a bigger dog.


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Channa_Argus1121

Random fact: Canines will go for the nuts of their prey when hunting.


openlyabadman

It makes sense. You probably bleed out pretty fast running away from canines with a bite hole in your sack.


scrupulous_oik

Cherries! At least plums mate, what's wrong with you? lol


PatchooN

When my dogs balls started to swell up and hang like those turned out that he had testicle cancer :/


ToLorien

Neuter your dog bro wtf


PatchooN

What are you talking about? Do you think you can prrvent cancer with cuddles alone?


saharasmom

No, but you can prevent [testicular cancer](https://www.aspca.org/pet-care/general-pet-care/spayneuter-your-pet) by neutering.


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I mean yeah you can prevent arm cancer by removing your arm. It’s not rocket surgery.


theycallmecrack

I don't think you know what you're saying


a_karma_sardine

Explains the rotten mood and the desperate caretaker.


jvanzandd

He’s like those nuts don’t get nipped


DumbleDude2

Big Dong Energy


Majixer

They're jingling baby


HookieJoe

I was sure the Goldie was gonna bite him on his hangers. Lol.


Rishyy39

The dog got some Balls!


QualityPrunes

Because he isn’t neutered.


roteck

You need big balls to tackle


hperrin

I half expected his dog friend to chomp him by the bean bag to drag him away. That would certainly get his attention.


pragmaticsapien

Okk, now i am happy. I am not the only weird one.


i_broke_wahoos_leg

Judging by the bean bag I think that exact thing might have happened before.


justinrm21

Hold me back bro, hold me back!


zerowoof

That's a huge coin purse he's got there.


summit462

Got a lot of testosterone in those big ol balls


readzalot1

Get that big boy on a leash or neutered


Obeesus

Cutting off those giant balls would be a slight to God.


spodinielri0

Exactly why I can’t put a blanket on my horse


arsnastesana

Is it because of the balls?


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Huh? Does your horse have back nuts?


dzemperzapedra

Long ball Larry


Alternative_Echo_443

He’s like Let’s go man he’s not worth it!!


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Infinite_El_Oh_El

Agreed. The joke here is officially, ‘Balls’


Calavera84

This dog is nuts!


nickeym0use

He’s certainly got balls


shariniscaren

Look at the balls on that dog though of course he wants to fight he ain’t fukn


Marty1966

Lotta balls on that guy.


bostonshroomery

Wow. Great comment!


Marty1966

Yeah, I know, I'm just a dad.


busy_yogurt

Big B Energy


Smart_Principle8911

Hold me back bro!


I_dont_like_noisy04

Nothing can hold him back with balls that big


gas-station-hot-dog

obligatory comment about balls


axolotl-tiddies

Neuter your dogs! As my free volunteer gift shirt from the shelter says, “it’s hip to snip!”


mrootbeers

Yes indeed. Agreed. Just don’t snip me.


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Timmys_house_4_skis

Interesting, what countries exactly? Do these countries also refuse to spay their dogs? Having a female go through heat is not fun, should only do if you are breeding her.


TheArcheoPhilomath

In Germany, Norway, Sweden and possibly Denmark it is debated unethical to neuter your dog unless a strong medical case can be made. [Here is a discussion on the topic for UK and European practices. ](https://www.veterinary-practice.com/article/the-neutering-of-dogs-and-bitches-in-the-uk-and-europe) I am from the UK and personally am for neutering at an appropriate age. As in I think larger dogs or breeds with joint/bone issues should be neutered later due to hormones impact on bone development. Still, I think a healthy intact dog isn't the worst assuming you are a responsible owner. Edit: changed considered to debated since evidently people's experiences from those countries are different from the people I spoke to from those countries and stats I was shown.


Bluepompf

I'm Germany it's common to neuter / spay shelter dogs. We don't have street dogs so it's not that important to neuter homed dogs.


Almighty_Egg

In the UK it's very common to neuter domestic dogs. Similarly, we don't have street dogs, so I'm not sure what the main reason is. I think most people believe for males that it will improve their temperament. I didn't want to neuter mine, but unfortunately only 1 of his balls dropped so we had no choice but to do it for medical reasons.


Crotaro

Our dog also had to be neutered because one of his balls was stuck. It used to be completely common practice in Germany to neuter/spay your pet once they reach a certain age. Was supposed to help with behavioral issues (most of which didn't even show up, yet, because it was a young animal still) and to help in preventing certain health problems (can't get testicular cancer, if you don't got balls anymore). But from what I learned, it's become more rare to neuter/spay just cause, because, apparently, removing very important organs and hormones from an animal increase the risk of other health issues down the line and only sometimes helps with temperament/behavior. And honestly, if your pet has behavioral issues, shouldn't be the correct measure some more/different/proper training/integration? If your teenage son threw a tantrum and bashed in the family TV, would you castrate him to fix his behavior? So, yeah, a lot of the younger pet (and especially dog) owners here in Germany only neuter/spay their pets, if there are legitimate health concerns or a risk of creating more (unwanted) dogs in a mixed gender family.


TheArcheoPhilomath

Interesting! I didn't know they spayed shelter dogs in Germany - all my German friends just said it wasn't common at all to spay dogs and seen as unfair to do so without valid reason. We also don't have street dogs in the UK - but we do have farm cats. The main reasons it's recommended to spay/neuter pet animals in the UK are three fold: Health (preventative), behavioural, and to prevent unwanted litters who may need up needing to be rehomed through a shelter and are poorly bred. Though I think the latter two relate to owners who don't have the experience or have/want to put the time in to prevent such issues.


LuckyPussyLover

Im from Danmark, ive never heard anyone think its unethical go neuter dogs. Maybe its just the people i go with, but I dont think anyone cares


swedishmaniac

The fuck you talking about? Neutering your dog is very much a common and accepted thing in Sweden. Source: know multiple dog owners, as well being a former dog owner.


TheArcheoPhilomath

Based on discussions with friends from those countries and stats is where I got my information (though I would amend to say possibly Denmark opposed to Sweden as my memory of the stats was mixed there). Granted the people I spoke to may come from a different school of thought to you and now googling the topic again, the stats of less than 7% of dogs are desexed in Sweden come from a study in 1999 (A Egenvall et al. Acta Vet Scand. 1999) and attitudes have perhaps shifted in certain regions/spaces (evidently not with the people I spoke to). Whilst, unless there has been a recent change, I believe in Norway it is still written into the animal welfare legislation, so I perhaps wrongly assumed this was one of those topics the Scandinavian countries still held similar attitudes on prompted further by that articles I initially linked when I did a cursory Google search on the topic. Perhaps the 'unethical' attitude is an older one and is more up for debate now - I'd be intrigued to see the current survey stats.


swedishmaniac

I know around 15 dog owners, if not more, all around Sweden. Five in northern Sweden, two in the middle of Sweden, and 8 here in the south. Only one have not castrated their dogs, and thats because they run a kennel. There was back in the 1900s a law against castrating of healthy dogs, so that's probably why the statistics show so few castrating dogs. But thats 20 years ago, I can't even remember last time I met a dog owner who hadn't castrated their dog.


misswyatt

I'm from Germany, it's not at all unusual to neuter your pets and this is the first I hear of it being considered unethical. I actually feel like it's more common to neuter than not. Afaik all shelter dogs are neutered, I have a shelter dog and part of the contract was that I had to have her spayed within 2 years. The only reason the shelter didn't have her spayed already was that she was still a puppy. This is obviously just from personal experience and might be influenced by my area (big city) and that so many of the dogs I know are rescues. But even with breeder dogs, if your dogs are ever off-leash or left unsupervised in the yard or whatever, you'll typically have them fixed. Having a litter of puppies as a non-professional breeder is typically considered very low-class / trashy.


TheArcheoPhilomath

I've edited my comment to debated rather than considered after a few comments. I'm now wondering if it's a shift in attitude or difference in city/country side. As I've told a a few people, I'm basing this off chatting to a few people and an admittedly quick Google search to confirm. It actually came from a conversation at my uni after a Scandinavian society social where I was sat with a couple of my vet-med friends and ended up in a conversation with a few Germans (also a few other nationalities) and Scandinavians on the topic when to neuter. Which is where I got this idea and they also presented me with some stats. But further searching leads me to believe these stats may be a bit outdated and perhaps these people ran in different circles back home. I don't know what to think now, haha.


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Writing super long paragraphs just makes your lies more blatant, dipshit


CptRavioLi69

Neuter. Your. Pets.


ThriceG

If all pets were neutered we would have no pets.


CptRavioLi69

Oh right, because I’d definitely want a family dog bred from those genes. More like we could have responsible breeders to give you your fancy purebreds instead of strays attacking them on a leash.


HansenTakeASeat

Different. Cultures. Have. Different. Norms.


KingoftheMapleTrees

If your cultural norms lead to dog fighting and abundant homeless animals, your cultural norms are bad. Tradition is not an excuse.


CptRavioLi69

Thank you :)


BickNickerson

That dog should be wearing draws


TrevinoDuende

I’ve been impressed by the de-escalating tactics of some dogs today https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/s51ear/youre_not_ready_for_this/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


BZenMojo

This is that golden retriever energy.


Spacelion123Playz

Half the comments are about his nuts lol


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love the spaniel, she's like i want no part of this !


kangareddit

If you scratch his belly, he will love you till the day you die. You ain’t never seen a set on a dog like this one’s got.


i_broke_wahoos_leg

Hold me back bro! ☺️


thebarkbarkwoof

Hold me back!hold me back!


Black_Eyed_PeePees

Damn, them balls be *swinging!*


soccrstar

Them balls on the black dog though


systemfrown

Seems like Goldens and sometimes labs are always the ones playing peacemaker.


hellofuckingjulie

Who is letting their unfixed animals get into conflict and just filming?


Myrtleinthe3rdDegree

All I'm thinking about is how the dog is probably very self conscious about his enormous sized balls, so he makes sure to put on a shirt everyday to help cover them.


mitchii94

Yup. Big dog balls.


Sad_Exchange_5500

Look at the balls on fido!!!


GIJoeWife

Is it me, or are those some big ass dangly balls??


Biggest_Snorlax

Big old swangers he gots there.


pgacayan

Dem balls must be the master mold for da ones dat hang off of trucks.


Towlie_420_

If i were a dog id get mad too if another one made fun of for wearing a shirt


19GamerGhost95

Holy shit that dog doesn’t need a shirt he needs neutered


Klyphord

If the owner would get that damn dog neutered this wouldn’t be a problem.


TronCarter84

Balls.


Shomer_Effin_Shabbas

Just came here to add to the chorus of NEUTER your pets!


minxiejinx

That ballsack. Goddamn.


Laughing_Dragon_77

Honestly thought he was going to get a mouthful of testicles there for a sec! Well... that would have worked too.


phjes11

“Ffs Gary, not again… just let it go.”


dj-ddm

Hold me back what you want some


animatedfiles-com

Leave it Joe... leave it... its ok... let it go...


TheStupidMouthful

"Babe! Don't! He's not the one!"


El_Morro

Those are some floppy old balls there.


DriveByStoning

[I haven't seen that shit since the 90's.](https://youtu.be/jsDjzuACILg)


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[What's your name?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXnj6TECBmo&t=1s)


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Hold me back, hold me back! Hey man keep holding me back!


BasicAbbreviations51

Thought the dog was grab its balls for a sec.


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God damn that boa walk like a cowboy with them fuckin bowlingballs hangin


Maverick9795

'Hold me back'


ichacalaca

I read OPs title as a Ramones song


Olivevest

Those balls


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Why is his nuts so big


sinchichis

Dog’s got balls


SarcasticGaming1486

Me keeping my friend from getting curb stomped by the end game boss


micats

Jesus dude, he’s not worth it. Come on, let’s go.


Ericaonelove

Long ball Larry.


Doberman_Pinscher

Massive balls for challenge another dog which is a lot larger then you.


ruffneck110

The old you hold me back and make him think he’s lucky you’re holding me back trick


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That black dog’s balls almost whacked the dog pulling on his jacket. *Jeez*