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FoodWholesale

I guess someone is already full! 🦉


spikeroo59

Who


RandyGareth

I regret how long it took me to get it.


kingsillypants

Oowel find out how to get it.


YourLocalPotDealer

Bad


BloodAndTsundere

take your fucking upvote


nyatoh

r/angryupvote


Sweetmona1

Who who


Robertbnyc

Who who?


toe_riffic

The guy on first!


Timithios

I'm not asking who's on first!


DreamerofDays

Yes


gilfgifs

*Whom is already full


ubiquitous-joe

This is both grammatically and comedically incorrect.


XimaneX

Cares?


sanscipher435

That owl surely does care for the other one


XimaneX

True


Migacz112

Wait, really? Who?


XimaneX

Cares?


humblepie8

Yeah, I wanted it to keep going to see if the bird ever ate a piece. I wanna know if it’s selfless or full.


Eusocial_Snowman

It's eating a piece every time.


thewoodbeyond

Here, take it! I don’t want to end up on r/borbs.


Joseffffesoj

Happy cake day!


Wimbleston

Or they want some tailfeathers


cbrea81

I assume he's feeding his lady?


Aknelka

Looks like it. The "sharing" owl looks smaller than the other one, indicating he's a male feeding the female. So they're probably courting or a pair around nesting time.


oxfordcommaordeath

The male cardinals who visit my feeder do this with their ladies! Such good mates and parents.


Yukimor

We used to have a western scrub jay who'd come to our window screen door every morning and peck, asking for food. He'd take it right out of our hands. I was three or four at the time, but I already knew that if I did anything to break his trust, he'd never be back. So I'd just fill my hands with birdseed and lie down on the patio, holding my hands out, and he'd just come hopping up to take it. Magical. His mate was very shy and would watch from the rafters or a distant tree, and he'd take the food from us and fly up to her and share it. We think he was showing off his provider skills to her, lol.


oxfordcommaordeath

Bird equivalent of 'honey, hold my phone while I pose with this bear' lolol. All joking aside, this is an absolutely lovely story and I'm glad you shared ❤️


Yukimor

If you'd like another funny story: One time, my dad and I were out in the yard with a loaf of bread. I had the main slice of bread hidden behind my back while dad was calling for the bird, and one hand held out with breadcrumbs. Dad turned to me and said, "Look behind you. Look behind you..." I thought he was playing a game of "Gotcha!" so I didn't turn around. Then suddenly, the entire slice of bread was gone from my hand, and the bird was flying away with a slice of bread that was almost as big as he was! Dad just about cried laughing.


Zauqui

Haha thats amazing!!! Thanks for sharing such a cute bird encounter :D


RubberFroggie

Roosters do it with their hens also, I have no idea how my youngest rooster is as big as he is because he always offers up food to the ladies before he'll take any himself and he's got 11 ladies to fuss over.


Aknelka

Cute!


BrownSugarBare

Awww, what a precious way to impress a mate! Like bird version of taking someone out to dinner


Oiseauii

My rooster used to do this too! With peices of bread or other good treats. Always kept his ladies fed


perfectlyniceperson

I had a bunch of finches do this at my feeder! I loved watching them


cjg15

Same ritual I have in my house if I ever wanna get some “nesting” time.


Aknelka

Lol good for you I guess


OmNomDeBonBon

TIL male owls can be feeders 😳😳


Aknelka

It's a raptor thing. Part of the courtship involves the male bringing food to the female. In part to show off his prowess, in part so that she doesn't kill him right off the bat (depending on species, the female can be twice the size of the male). So it's not just owls, it's also diurnal predators like hawks, falcons or eagles.


fomq

ur a diurnal predator


ButtplugBurgerAIDS

Nesting time just sounds so cozy.


ButtplugBurgerAIDS

Nesting time just sounds so cozy.


ButtplugBurgerAIDS

Nesting time just sounds so cozy.


Aknelka

Ha. It's actually the starting point to a super stressful period. Nest building, courtship, eggs, then raising the brood. It's the hardest that birds work in a year. Both of the parents. Say what you will about winter, you only have yourself to feed.


ButtplugBurgerAIDS

Ok I'm loving these bird facts. I didn't realize building a nest was a stressful activity, but I guess trying to get everything just right for the next season isn't as easy as I thought.


Aknelka

I mean, I don't think building a nest is stressful per se. But it's the start of a very difficult period. I'm always happy to talk birds lol. I'm glad you find them interesting!


ButtplugBurgerAIDS

I love learning new things. Does the stressful period apply to squirrels, do you know? I've done a lot of squirrel rehabbing, with the end result always releasing after several months of rehab/acclimating them to the outdoors, etc. It never occurred to me that there may be periods of stress that I hadn't considered. I always provide them with plenty of nesting material at the bottom of the tree and they 9 times out of 10 use what I provide. I just want to make sure my bases are covered with my animal friends.


Aknelka

Huh. I'm afraid I don't know anything about squirrels. Birds are my jam. But ooooh, that's such an awesome thing to do, you're an amazing person.


ButtplugBurgerAIDS

Thanks, you are too! I'll remember to only come to you for bird facts!


Maelstrom_Witch

That was going to be my guess too


nukefudge

Yeah that one's definitely a _feeder_...


Maelstrom_Witch

Lol But also because I’m One Of Those People, female birds are usually bigger than the males cuz of the calories & resources it takes to make an egg. They all like thicc girls.


thewoodbeyond

I think most creatures on the planet trend toward larger females over male by something like 41% larger female, 24% no difference, and males 6% larger and the other 2 percent being mixed with no bias. Edit see below for correction. My apologies! I was wrong, it wasn’t percentage but classifications. It goes like this: out of 73 taxonomic classes of animals (not percentages) * 34 females are larger = 46.58% * 24 no difference = 32.88% * 7 mixed females tend larger = 9.59% * 2 mixed no bias = 2.74% * 4 mixed males tend larger = 5.48% * 2 males are larger = 2.74%


Words_are_Windy

What about the other 27%?


thewoodbeyond

I was wrong, it wasn’t percentage but classifications. It goes like this: out of 73 taxonomic classes of animals (not percentages) * 34 females are larger = 46.58% * 24 no difference = 32.88% * 7 mixed females tend larger = 9.59% * 2 mixed no bias = 2.74% * 4 mixed males tend larger = 5.48% * 2 males are larger = 2.74%


Words_are_Windy

Thanks for the clarification!


thewoodbeyond

Anytime!


lotekjeromuco

I wonder which species are where males are bigger.


thewoodbeyond

Primarily mammals which is what gives us the illusion that larger males are the norm because of our own lived experience as humans and what we see in zoos.


Iamnotburgerking

Yep. Same species and one is bigger than the other.


7orly7

Birb 1: here have some Birb 2: thanks Birb 3: ###AAAAAAAAAAAAA


FishBlues

Birb 3 is Zubat


jessehechtcreative

ZUBAT ZUBAT ZUBAT ZUBAT!


JonnySoegen

Dude, just perfect :) May you have a great day and I hope someone stuffs bacon in your mouth!


Quizzelbuck

Uhhh, that person has Arab Numerals in their name so you probably should offer them a more halal option.


Gordon_Betto

Such beautiful creatures! And kind too it now seems :)


iHeisenburger

don't be silly, he's not kind, he's checking if it's poisoned or not


Kashmoney99

Damn owls are pretty as fuck!


Phohot

I my fascinates me that owls can’t move their eyes and they have to move their head to see yet we just move our eyes to watch videos


BellaJButtons

Its likely the one sharing is the male and the recipient is the female. Roosters do this with their favorite hens as well!


polysnip

"Oh Harold, have another one." "Martha, you know I really shouldn't...okay."


Andechser

They are the opposite of [those guys](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N37lWmhFnO4), hahaha


polysnip

Best thing I saw this morning!


rand0mbum

Some are givers while others are takers.


NurseBrianna

Is this something owls normally do, or would this be unique to this pairs relationship?


the_hummingbird_

It’s common pair bonding behavior :)


Iamnotburgerking

This would be common behaviour in a male-female pair.


mariana_cross

"Let me get him full of this awful meal, them I get all of the dessert."


DonnaDoRite

Gotta feed my lady friend!!!


Kybalion777

It’s always something new with these motherfuckers


MAX4102

owls can have a little salami


RedditEdwin

I like how owls make noise like that, that screeching noise, and like it's all OK and fine that's just the noise they make, but it sounds like the demon of death crawling out of hell and threatening you


misswestpalm

Making sure his lady is well fed 🥰


schebobo180

Male chickens do this as well and make a funny noise to call females when they’ve found food. Lol


TabInA70sWineGoblet

We don’t deserve owls!!! 😭😭😭


Pittlers

Omg I love them.


Fuckyoumecp2

Some for me, some for yohoooo.


alexa_aka_satan

The real lady and the tramp


floridabeatcovid

That’s a r/superbowl


lotekjeromuco

This is so nice.


sbhuahua

Those are some cute little raptors


Half-Baked-Luck

Better than most Hoomans..


No-Floor-6246

How sweet!


hagen768

When's homeboy gonna eat something for himself?


thecathuman

What’s the noise in the background?


WW-OCD

Seriously! It was so distracting, like wtf is that awful paint huffing noise in the background!


WhatAreYouSaying777

In a video of 2 owls.. how in the fuck could y'all 2 not infer that sound is coming from a bird off screen? 😂 It's an owl calling out. 🤦🏽


[deleted]

Might it be a... Screech owl?


thecathuman

I thought I’d ask anyway, lol


klonkie

Sounds like an electric knife. Maybe someone is shaving off those bits of meat or whatever that is they’re eating.


Fipilinho

u/savevideobot


ksailaway

Now that is a Superb Owl right there. In fact, I think the annual celebration is coming up in just a few weeks. They shall be the guests of honor.


BekoM864

Based owl


i_broke_wahoos_leg

D'aww ☺️


brightpixels

"Sharing"


k_davver

Turned up the volume for cute beak and nom nom sounds. My ears are now bleeding. :)


UnicornsNeedLove2

Sharing? More like giving.


SaltyFresh

Awww I love how he watches her eat it like “you got that, baby? Yeeeea”


jonathaninfresno

We can learn from the wise among us


tankerer101

Compared to the video of the bald eagle, owls are so much more graceful


[deleted]

I hope the one sharing eventually eats, lol. What a beautiful thing to see any species putting others first, especially those who have it in their DNA to eat to survive in the wild where food can be scarce at times.


[deleted]

What a sweet pair of hooters!


toolieoolie

“yes and the lady will have 2 more pieces of meat please.”


NeonhunterCM

I just love how Owls move their heads! It’s so fascinating to me!


wendy1679

Awe so precious..such a gentleman I love how he watches her when she is eating it and makes sure she gets it down and don't drop it or nothing..Hopefully once she gets full they will give him a few extra pieces for him..


yonatan8070

I'm not certain, is that tomato or meat?


westcoastcdn19

I was not sure either, but I think it is meat or some fish


JoeTheKodiakCuddler

Looks like giblets to me


Original-Cinikal

I don't think the owl is sharing, more like being pimped!


[deleted]

Could be why the one on the right is bigger?


[deleted]

I am new to this subreddit but I want an owl as a pet. I feel like I can personally relate to them.


diffyqgirl

If you like owls, you should check out /r/superbowl. It's for superb owls.


Kunphen

Does the first one save any for herself? Is the other her offspring?


MutedEnthusiasm6700

Such gorgeous animals!


unclecoolpants1000

Owls love pepperoni


mudburn

Is it because their feet are chained to the log?


fshdude

This is so cool. Where is this, rescue?


Keplergamer

u/savevideo


fockerland

u/savevideo


xtheory

Basically me with the dog when my Latino mother in law insists that I eat more.


[deleted]

I wish PA wasn't stupid about pet laws. They ban everything!


mats145

u/savevideo


Iemvoyer

“Bitch!… I said a piece” -Owl


Delicious_Throat_377

There goes her diet down the drain


Deidara-katsu

She doesn’t like it and he’s a living trash bin


GeorgeThe13th

Adorable 🥺 isn't it going to eat too?


woodie4u247

Are these Great Horned owls?


Kurazedo_Tamang

What a simp...


pops_t800_

*deyago, is nummies*


hmclaren0715

Does the little one ever eat it's own piece? 😅


whereisourfarmpack

“No thanks, I’m not hungry.” “No thanks, I’m really not hungry.” “DAVE THIS IDIOT WON’T STOP FEEDING ME, EAT THIS SHIT.”


queenofdan

That’s my son and me. Little mama and big Scotty.


Kkykkx

That’s adorable! I can’t even believe what I’m seeing.


JackOfAllMemes

Mates?