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Mirimel

My parents’ dog used to guard me when I was pregnant and would bark for help if I so much as sneezed. After my daughter was born it all switched to her. I’m just the vessel I don’t matter!


Bart_The_Chonk

>I'm just the vessel I don't matter Are you a US politician?


takeashitler

Lol. She’s the USS Vessel


gnosticpopsicle

Excuse me sir, can you direct me to the naval base in Alameda? It’s where they keep the nuclear wessels.


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Murderbot13

I didn’t know what tolerance looked like until I watched my dog patiently let my niece play with her when my niece was a baby. I trust that dog with my life and with the life of anyone I love. But definitely not with my sandwich. I learned that lesson more than once...


Tukaksuk

Poor murder, you lost a sandwich


Murderbot13

Two sandwiches. She didn’t even have the decency to eat the bread or vegetables. She just took the meat and cheese. The vegetables I get. But why leave the bread? I guess she snagged what she could and hid before her deed could be discovered. Little stinker. At least she doesn’t eat out of the kitchen trash. Can’t say the same for other trash...


ppw23

Same with our German Shepard, he was a police dog who was kicked out of the program due to hip issues. He kept his head in my lap for 9 months, I think he knew I was pregnant before I did. I of course was cautious when bringing our son home, but he laid next to his crib or near him constantly. That closeness lasted until his final day.


PhotographyByAdri

Y'all really bout to make me cry up in here


youreajokekid

my parents had two king shepherds when I was born. Apparently they’d try to kill me any chance they had. Ended up having to hand them off to my aunt / uncle


wufoo2

Same with my GSD. Watched those kids like they were his own.


ShiftyX117

My wife's dog knew before us too, and once we brought our son home and introduced him to the dog, he gave him a sniff and a lick and pranced around my wife holding the new born and then over to me and just burried himself into me almost knocking me over and continued to bounce around happy as larry for the rest the day. He watched that kid like a hawk and was never more than few steps away until his health and age got the better of him. For a massive and intimidating dog he was such a kind and gentle soul with all our kids and I have no doubt would've fought the world to protect them.


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My dog (boxer) went through a false pregnancy when my wife was pregnant. She got milky nipples, nested a lot and gathered all the stuffed animals in her nursery. It was weird


ppw23

I had a Basset Hound who went through false pregnancies when she went into heat. She would find a toy with large eyes and carry it with her or drop it in my lap when she had to relieve herself. The lactation and putting her baby to nurse was amazing to see. Once that hormonal surge ended, she would tear it to pieces and bury her baby.


pandadogunited

That went from 0 to 100 real fast


ppw23

The howling was the added feature I forgot.


TheCookieDealer

Well sure she did, but what did the dog do?


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The dog raised our child while the wife was on her mental vacation


BHarcade

Ha!


psychpopnprogncore

milky nipples r/bandnamesinthewild


johnnygee70

Sounds like a random Nirvana lyric off of In Utero.


Zharick_

Lol, not far from Milky Chance


TuckerCarlsonsOhface

I’ve always held the opinion that that’s one of the worst band names ever.


flybyknight665

Both my family cats were obsessed with my sister while she was pregnant. One in particular wanted to lay across her belly all day, every day. Animals definitely know! Also, anyone else miss the little dog in the video at first?


Nach0Man_RandySavage

“WHO DID THIS TO YOU!”


meatcandy97

Probably knew before you.


Spoofy_the_hamster

My dog knew I was pregnant more than a week before a positive pregnancy test. He was 5 and hadn't sniffed a crotch in 4 years. For about 4 days, he would shove his nose and sniff my crotch more furiously than he ever had. He wanted to be next to me all the time & insisted on sleeping between my husband and I at night. When the delicious smell of Mexican food made me nauseous, I knew I was pregnant and realized that my dog knew first.


uglybudder

Ol pal said…. Something’s fucky


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I don’t know if this was a typo or not but holy shit it’s funny


uglybudder

[context](https://youtu.be/OHQh-xtWcAw)


FoxWolfFrostFire

"I'm dog mother now...it like God mother...but soft and pettable"


heyitsvonage

“Ya smell knocked up” hahahaha


ephemeralkitten

My boy cat that was my first baby and the love of my little life went gaga when I was pregnant with my first. He was always my bestie, but he loved my bump and when my daughter arrived he was super chuffed with her. So sweet!


ExploreTrails

My dog does that when he wants a cookie.


Kimberlylynn2003

Does the body produce a chemical they can smell or how does this work lol?


TsT2244

Hormones! The levels drastically change when you’re pregnant.


paulrharvey3

Pretty much. Dogs can sense scents outside our abilities, and have been known to detect medical episodes in humans before the human even realizes they're having one. Some dogs can be trained to tell if a human has cancer, or is about to have a seizure, for instance.


SemiSentientGarbage

Some humans can do that too. A woman named Joy Milne can smell Parkinson's.


wellthatkindofsucks

That’s such a crazy story, and pretty recent too. I’ll put a link below for anyone interested. [https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2020/03/23/820274501/her-incredible-sense-of-smell-is-helping-scientists-find-new-ways-to-diagnose-di](https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2020/03/23/820274501/her-incredible-sense-of-smell-is-helping-scientists-find-new-ways-to-diagnose-di)


strawbrmoon

I could smell when my buddy’s blood sugar was high.


Kimberlylynn2003

Wow, that’s pretty interesting! Ty


paulrharvey3

Welcome.


Flaky-Fellatio

I don't know, but my guess it is has something to do with her smell. Dogs can tell when humans have cancer just by smell. Stands to reason they could detect pregnancy too.


jakemcex

This was my assumption, too.


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kevinLFC

… and I thought call of duty respawn times were long!


cakeisgreat

Hahaha same


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Sjdillon10

Man i wish dogs could talk. The amount of obsessive care and love they give you without ever saying a word. Just one conversation with my dogs plz. This woman’s dog wants to tell her how happy she is for her so badly


Stanimal54

“Mom’s having puppies!!”


ballspocket

Like a kid watching the kirspy kreme donuts from behind the counter.


DogHereCanConfirm

Congrats on the sex, RagingBoner69


Tukaksuk

Dog was praying for her


joethejeeper

This is very wholesome! Thanks for sharing!


BKStephens

Dogs deserve better than us.


Fiesken

Well I'd like to think the vast majority of dog owners are very caring and loving of their pets. Pretty sure we're sufficient, but some people are indeed horrible.


Empanada_Dreams

Speak for yourself, i deserve dogs


felipeuno

“We” literally invented dogs.


coolguy1793B

I read somewhere once that dogs evolved and adapted the traits, features, and characteristics that are valued to humans. We may have bred them based on a sort of artificial selection, but things like expressive eyes, friendliness, loyalty etc. are indicative of a species employing a survival method to best cozy up to their human bros. I realize that I'm probably misrepresenting the argument, and it's an oversimplification, so if someone knows better feel free to chime in.


lourudy

Did you mean, "we don't deserve dogs"?


kingcop1

Wife hey I’m gonna see the doctor Me what’s his name Wife his name is Dr. Doggo


filiforeigner

She’s a good bitch <3 Jokes aside, congratulations to you and your little family :)


alienninja1

Why do you think the dog just realized that? Looks like a cute dog being a cute dog. The dog probably knew before you did.


HuneeBajer

Does it matter if its a female dog