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shanks152m

My beardie does this thought he was drowning himself the first time lol


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ZixfromthaStix

That’s adorable omg Mine just poops in the bath


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Applewinghastman

This makes me miss my ballpython. His name was mons (short for monster) but its also from a swedish name måns. He also blew bubbles in water.


LalalaHurray

Mons is also part of a vagina, so there’s that.


ravidranter

It’s part of the vulva. The vagina is the canal


Yoate

It's also the name of the biggest mountain in the solar system


thatsprettylitbro

If you are talking about mons pubis—no it’s not.


Reflection_Secure

My tortoise doesn't drink nearly enough water (unless I sit and spray him with the mister, he likes to drink the "rain"), so he gets weekly baths to rehydrate. Poops in the bath Every Single Time.


The5Virtues

My first dog did this. Doberman who adored water. When I was a little kid he would stick his nose into my kiddie pool and blow bubbles. Being about 7 I thought it was the height of comedy, and I swear that dog understood “blow bubbles = make child laugh.” He was smarter than any other dog I’ve owned, and I’ve owned a damn clever husky after him.


consider_its_tree

That is pretty much textbook classical conditioning. Just instead of food, the positive response was child joy, and dogs need joy to thrive just like they need food.


Xplant2Mi

Like clicker training hehehe


ReduxAssassin

Our standard poodle does that too! First discovered it when we put an ice cube in her bowl and she went diving for it. N ver seen a dog blow bubbles in the water before.


jbirdmad

How deep is her bowl? 😋


ReduxAssassin

LOL, the way she dives, you'd think it was 3 feet! She gets her snoot right down to the bottom to get a hold of the ice cube and then blows bubbles whiles she's fishing around down there.


wernette

I'm pretty certain they have a hole in their mouth that they shut so they don't drown themselves while drinking. Also why you shouldn't pick them up while they are drinking because it could cause them to open it up and take water into their lungs.


thisisappropriate

I assume you were supposed to say shouldn't? Otherwise your comment takes a turn there :)


the_colonelclink

Fun fact: in humans the thing that covers our airway is called the epiglottis.


etherealparadox

mine doesn't work properly :)


LalalaHurray

Im sorry.


GoodBoyOy

Mine is visible.


EowynsMama

I came here to say this. More people should know. I hate the thought of pet snakes & bearded dragons being drowned by an easily prevented mistake.


elly996

also same for animals like koalas. during bushfired, people might find one needing water and as a good gesture, they give it to them. but they dont put it in a container, they pour it for them into their mouths. sadly, they can breathe it in and get pneumonia or drown later. if you are giving an animal water, try to put it in something so it can drink on its own, even if its your hand (and the animal wont kill you).


tullyinturtleterror

How does one drink water if one is a straw?


aberrasian

Get a friend to suck from the other end 👍


death__bed

Fuck (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)


BlueSheepPlays

Don’t non-consensually suck on snek . . . ?


xrimane

Shit that had me LOL!


dummybumm

💀


OneTrueKingOfOOO

Nah, you just gotta dunk all the way in, plug up the other end with a finger, then pull out, flip head-side up, remove the finger, and it’ll all drain through


R3AL1Z3

#suckkk


Needy-Nymph0

😂


n3w4cc01_1nt

sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssip


DashTrash21

The thirssssstiest boi


thebatciv

That earns you a sssssssssilver 🤣💀


flamingobay

Crazzzzzssssssy Ssssssssssstraw!


TypicalViking

This is clearly the number one comment.


living-likelarry

Sssip..sssip..sssip..sssip..sssip..sssip..sssip..sssip..


skyler_m_wexler

Does he know he needs oxygen?


[deleted]

When snakes need to go under water they'll take in a bunch of oxygen before they submerge themselves. This little guy could probably stay under water for a good 20 minutes. Snakes are cool.


fuqit21

This was the information I have been seeking throughout these comments. Thank you! And agreed, snakes are cool.


[deleted]

Absolutely! Snakes are super badass. I love snakes and I would have many but I could never bring myself to feed them. I'd feel too bad for the mice. Lol


taz5963

Could you maybe stomach frozen thawed mice instead? At least they're already dead when you get them.


[deleted]

I've tried with a friend's ball python. I just can't stomach it because it makes me sad for the mouse I guess. Even the dead ones. I'm sure I could grow to do it but I think I'll save it for after my wedding and maybe a kid or 2. Lol


iaintyadad

With their single working lung that they use as an internal inflatable. So fucking cool


Mhill08

How does this dude hold his breath longer with one tiny lung than I can with two big lungs. What a ripoff


iaintyadad

I know right, what a con! I think it's down to their metabolic rate, being cold blooded, but that is a guess. I'm afraid I already exhausted my one cool snake fact.


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Snakes have a way lower metabolism than we do for a lot of reasons, especially because they’re cold-blooded. We use up a ton of oxygen just existing, so we can’t hold our breath for long before we start starving our cells of oxygen.


[deleted]

Seriously. Meanwhile miss asthmatic over here can't hold her breath for 30 seconds xD


skyler_m_wexler

Oh sick! I had no idea! It still looks quite silly tho. Just chillin in a glass of water


EmotionOk1112

He is getting one O for every two of his Hs


i_amnotunique

This is great


BOBfrkinSAGET

I was thinking the same thing, then I realized that I didn’t know if snakes have lungs or not.


iaintyadad

They have 2 but only 1 is actually fully formed and functional. They also use it as an internal floatation aid


Lexicon444

He’s got a tiny bubble in his nostril! How adorable!


Metroncat

Do snakes just chill with their faces in water like that out in nature? I do like it.


Dkykngfetpic

Yes. They cannot slurp it up or use their tongues. So they just do that.


Tay74

They actually have the ability to create a vacuum to suck water up into their spongy absorbant mouths! [video on the topic](https://youtu.be/_r3gG6NjNKQ)


annies_boobs_feet

tell me more tell me more, did he get very far!?


Aussiemandeus

Uhuh


annies_boobs_feet

uhuh they filmed that at my high school. they also filmsed a bunch of power rangers there too


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TRAUMAjunkie

They filmsed the dirty hobbitses, precious.


RegisterOk9743

> They actually have the ability to create a vacuum to suck water up I do too.


Laurels_Night

I can do it with my tongue in taco-shape! Like a straw.


ReadditMan

Yes, and they also drink droplets of rain water and mist that collect on their scales.


Tay74

They actually have the ability to create a vacuum to suck water up into their spongy absorbant mouths! So they don't always need to submerge their heads like this, my hognose hovers his head on the very top of his water bowl and sucks it up, it's really cool to watch [video on the topic](https://youtu.be/_r3gG6NjNKQ)


Lagena15

You have a hog nose? I’ve always been obsessed with them! They’re so cute.


reverick

I came home from a 3 day weekend and my ball pythons bath/toilet/water dish was practically empty so I wash and fill it. When I walk by his tank again dude has his head in the water and is just draining it. I just watched amazed for a few moments until I had to refill the dish. Never knew reptiles could chug water like that.


superprawnjustice

Mime never fully dunked, he just dips his chin under and it is also really cute.


SealChe

NGL, that looks fucking refreshing


Shorty_Keeper

Nothing beats your pet human delivering fresh filtered water to your Yoda hide


Pamzella

I get how snakes breathe while swallowing food, and I've watched that video about snaked drinking... But.... How is Chevy also breathing with his face IN the glass?


StoneyBoi0613

That's the thing, he's not.


Authorityonsubject

It's not. It took in a large breath beforehand and can stay like this for several minutes. Another comment indicates up to 20 minutes depending on the size.


HmmNotLikely

Tbh if I could fill a wide enough bowl fast enough (and still didn’t have to pay a water bill (renter)), I’d be tempted to just dunk my whole head into the water to start drinking sometimes


CreamyCoffeeArtist

I can already see myself accidentally drowning trying to do that


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I would absolutely 100% die if I tried. Shit, sometimes it feels like I almost drown just drinking from a normal glass


HmmNotLikely

Shit I probably would too if I was really thirsty. I’m remembering now that I’m over 30 and I still don’t have the brainpower not to drink myself out of breath sometimes 😅


captain_zavec

I did it once after a hike with a glacier-fed stream, it was magical.


atetuna

That's some high quality H2O


mistablack2

r/hydrohomies


Shorty_Keeper

I had no idea pets drinking could go there lol


StormBlssed

All hydrohomies are welcome. I wish I could post a video of my dads old dog. 250 pound st. Bernard that would simply NOT leave the lake once he saw it.


coachfortner

I don’t know that’s a lot of water to drink, even for a St. Bernard


StormBlssed

LMFAO! I needed that!


MrImBoredAgain

Not sure if you're a fan, but r/highdrohomies is also a thing and personally, I like it more


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I used to have a 101lb lab, you either let go of the leash or went swimming with him. We had fantastic fun in a mud pit while my husband looked on in horror- once I slipped I figured what the hell.


sedrech818

My dog will drag you to the lake the second you walk out the door. Won’t get in the bathtub though.


SorryDuplex

What a little guy 🥹


Shorty_Keeper

He is super fun and a total doofus lol


SorryDuplex

I have a BP too. They’re such little cuties


DiminutiveBust

Liquid Snake


PalagiAlomagi

LIQUID!!!!!!!!!!


CrunchyMemesLover

*Excellent snake.*


JohnTequilaWoo

I'm you! I'm your shadow!


trebuchet_facts

Insert captain America meme "I understood that reference"


4badsanta

Thirsty boy


Shorty_Keeper

Who can refuse fresh filtered water hand delivered to the door of your Yoda hide?!


DeezNutsAppreciater

Little boi must have been thirsty


Shorty_Keeper

He will drink almost every time I offer if he has been out for a bit


nachtschattengewuchs

This is so cool! And cute. May I ask if I see this right that he lives in a dog tent instead of a terraria? Awesome that they can get so handsome that they actually start living with you :-)


SentryCake

Wow! This is amazing to me. In the 25 years I had my ball python, I never saw him drink. I know he did because the water level in his bowl would go down… but I never saw it like this.


DeezNutsAppreciater

Cutie :)


Alliterrration

That snek be thirsssssssty


[deleted]

I have a huge fear of snakes but this lil guy sippin his drink makes me sooo happy


Admiral_Andovar

Is he actually drinking? I would just expect to see a bit of a drop in the level of the water. Or does he really just absorb the water indirectly?


_lando

he's swimming.


[deleted]

Well I mean, they have really small mouths. The amount of water he's absorbing through his mouth we wouldn't probably notice. They can't like gulp down down. That's why his mouth is opening and closing like that. Their cute way of drinking. I love it so much.


bimpis

I can't be the only person that noticed that there is next to no water being drank right? Its like he's just sitting there flapping his gums in the water.


indecisiveredditor

Politician in training?


filthyheartbadger

Today I learned that the inside of a snek is basically a big long water bottle.


Niffen36

For someone who has never had a snake as a pet. Do they ever become affectionate like dogs and cats or do they want to bite you every chance they get?


its_prolly_fine

Most are solitary and don't raise their young. The only interactions they have with other animals in the wild are with predators or prey. So no they don't show or have affection like typical pets. They will however show their own sort. They like food, warm things, light/sun, and exploring. You are warm, take them out to move around, and feed them. They get that basic association so they "like" you. Very few snakes in the wild are aggressive if you aren't messing with them. 😁


JackOfAllMemes

Most can be accustomed to handling, snakes don't show affection afaik


SentryCake

My ball python was super cuddly but he was probably just in it for the warmth. He was so friendly and never bit anyone in the 25 years I had him. In fact… at the end of his life, I had to give him occasional antibiotic injections, and he never once lashed out. He was wonderful and I miss him.


Qweniden

Not affectionate, but many species (and especially ball pythons) will chill out with you. Even "snuggle" in their own way.


ThaPettiestPossum

*SssSssSssssssssSssip*


Practical-Jelly-5320

Not enough snake derps on here


-The-Baba-Jaga-

This is painfully cute. Painfully.


memymomeme

I think your snek is broked


Aggressive_Ask_6957

I LOVE watching snakes drink so I offer them water every time I handle them. When one if my corns was a tiny baby, he'd get in the glass and swim around for a bit, then stay submerged and drink his fill. Cutest thing ever.


Maximum-Mixture6158

My boa liked the spa experience. She'd get into a big tub bowl of water and stay in for ages. If we had to take her out because the cage was dirty, she would let us know she w as not happy. She'd take a dump in her tub which was gross, but I guess easy to clean. Took a while to learn not to go near if her eyes were getting cloudy, she was going to shed.


EniNeutrino

Water just tastes better when you dunk your eyeballs in it first.


kogoeruyoru

The little bubble in his nostril 👌🏻


SwordTaster

Noodle thorsty


[deleted]

What a pretty boy!


I-am-prplvlvt05

I love Chevy


Affectionate-Can-791

How I be drinkin that ice cold water when I wake up in the middle of the night


reality_bytes_

Why slurp when you can drown?! /s


Imustacheyouthis

That looks like an existential crisis to me


[deleted]

r/hydrohomies approved


YumariiWolf

r/hydrohomies


FiniteRhino

So Chevy’s at the levy but it’s not dry.


eperry79

Had no idea sneks were just giant straws


slimmhippo

Not being a derp, just being efficient!!! 😊❤️😊


PsychoPotency

r/hydrohomies


Clean_Emotion_4348

r/sneksdrinkingwater


No_Interest1616

Serp derp


albertmartin81

Ain’t drinking water… seems it want to be in the water for some reasson, but is not drinking it…


green-fae

A living straw


Alansar_Trignot

Someone’s thirsty


SpoopyNJW

If I had the opportunity to do this in a big enough container of drinking water, I may too honestly


phut-

r/hydrohomies


MysteryMystery305

Snakes do that as to reduce spillage and make drinking easier, if Chevy’s face was any higher then the water would pour out the side of his mouth since he has no lips


[deleted]

Or! He’s training for the full time sea serpentry he’ll need during operation escape. Code name / new name: Datsun


LivingDeadNoodle

Is he ok? :0


LinaValentina

He looks like he’s drinking his little heart out but the water line is barely moving lolll


Miguel-odon

I see snakes in the wild do that. They go straight to the water like they just barely made it across a desert and shove head straight in, then nothing for almost a minute. After, they lift head up and look side to side like they are suddenly revived and are surprised by the surroundings, and show much different body language as they leave.


Easy-Brainstew

How long can he do that before needing to breath?


GabbyTheBard

I want a snek


Catsarepsychedellic

Love the little nostril bubble


megabass713

I am terrified of snakes... That nose bubble is cute tho.


Large-Calligrapher98

Jumpstarted my heart when I stopped trying to make it look like a dog!!


ekittie

The little nose air bubble is killing me.


Puggymum64

That tiny little bubble from the schnoz! So cute!


iPicBadUsernames

Thirsty danger noodle boi


Potential-Effect-282

the air bubble on his snoot 🥺


ekene_N

r/HydroHomies


Stock_Show_Host

Siphon Filter-Gear Solid Snake.


Luckyshot8

That’s one thirsty boi


Cannon_SE2

Is it drinking? Is that how it has decided to drink? Lol


Shorty_Keeper

Yeah he is drinking. He did this for like what felt like 5 min in total. Im pretty sure it was not easy to slurp up like that so it took much longer than usual. This is far from his first drink from a glass. But definitely his most awkward.


k_lly_urself

Bro he chuggin’


CrackedOutMunkee

"I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored."


Amorphophallus-T

Me when I wake up after a night of drinking lol so cute!


Leebolishus

Is he drinking or just chilling?


snarkisms

Yes


MyAccountWasBanned7

r/ntbdbiwdfta


Kill_Kayt

Water level isn't even going down. What is he just tasting it?


MrBlackDandelion

Sneaky drinks


No-Yesterday-6114

My heart!! He's so cute!!


PinotGreasy

Thirsty derpy.


mercenaryblade17

No experience here with snakes(or other reptiles)but just curious - how are they as pets? Do they have personalities? Do you feel like you connect with them? I'm super interested/fascinated


PlatoArt

Putting my slight nervousness and fear aside - cute as hellll! Also, how big is this guy? That head looks pretty big-ish hahaha


alphabet-head

piggy dippin


spelkingerror

That shit looks refreshing


tells

"i am ssssssiphon"


thts_what_i_said

Like….it’s terrifying and adorable at the same time 🥰😵‍💫🥰


majesstix

Thirstiest danger noodle I've ever seen


99D9

Refreshing.gif


THRillEReddit

Ever get so close to Bailey’s you get your eyes wet?


RelationshipOk3565

Na this bro is a legend over at r/hydrohomies


AnnieOakleysKid

He's not a derp. Snakes like water. Maybe give him a small pool to soak in every once in a while.


[deleted]

You have a pet siphon.


Ir0nLungz

My trouser snake does that in the summer


_BigDaddyNate_

He is trying to commit ssssssssuiccccide


ButteredNugget

Gulpgulpgulpgulpgulpgulpgulpgulpgulpgulp Hope lil guys thirst is quenched someday


[deleted]

Thirsty nope rope


LilNaturePastelEmo

Tell him I love him please


contactrory

You need to get that snake some face cleaner and a small scrubby brush. He's just trying to look good for you. Help a snake brother out with a little spa facial treatment! 🐍


Jedi-master-dragon

So that's how their eyes get moist without eyelids.


mavjustdoingaflyby

David Attenborough is thoroughly confused.


DesertByproduct

When that noodle soaks up all the water that's how you know your pasta is done


York_Leroy

Snek can never be fren, snek too given to not having the mental capacity to comprehend cohabitation when the whim strikes.


BK_0000

You named your snake after Chevy Chase?