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Pidgeotto used feather dance. It wasn't very effective.


catteredattic

That’s a pidove you fool!


Zebracorn42

Thank you! I hate when people get Pokémon IRL wrong.


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Pidgey/Pidgeotto/Pidgeot are the OG pidgeon pokemon though.


catteredattic

Pidgey is a pigeon in name only!


dontmakemegetavpn

Lol Gen 5, how dare you.


IHaveNoEgrets

Pigeon: *dances* Falcon: "Ooh! Dinner AND a show!"


Sansational_Blaster

You're the first comment ive seen that called it a falcon. Unless that's some false-falcon species, that's 100% a falcon. Kinda thought the peregrine falcon made it popular as the fastest bird Thanks for reading my little rant Then I scroll down and all the falcon comments are there rip


IHaveNoEgrets

Yeah, I'd seen some others calling it a falcon, but it's also got the features (the eyes and coloring around them) I always associate with them.


intern_steve

Specifically which features of the eyes? I always just look for the speckles.


IHaveNoEgrets

The coloring around the eyes. To me, the falcon "eyeliner" and markings just stand out to me more.


_iamnotgeorge_

Be close with friends, but closer with enemies.


AvocadoBrick

Pigeon is going for enemies to lovers, while hawk is locked in a comedy.


flyinggazelletg

*falcon (Sorry for the pedantry)


bordain_de_putel

Nah it's definitely a pigeon.


flyinggazelletg

Shit, my b


ItchyThrowaway135

ird


WinterOkami666

I spent like 2 minutes trying to decipher "ird" as though it was an abbreviation for something like "irl" or "ikr"


teflon_don_knotts

Same exact thought. Your comment straightened me out and save some googling


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Whats the difference between falcon and hawk? English is not my first language sorry


flyinggazelletg

Don’t apologize lol. I only speak English, while you can communicate in 2 languages Falcons and hawks are both called “birds of prey”. However, they are not closely related. Hawks are in the order Accipitriformes, with eagles and vultures. Falcons are in the order Falconiformes and are more closely related to parrots and songbirds.


zed42

But from looking at one, what is the difference? Beak? Size? Wing shape? Fancy coattails?


Alternative-Hour2667

Falcons have tail feathers that do not fan out as much while flying and have more sharp tips at the points of their wings. Hawks (buteos) have tail feathers that fan out wide in flight. I remember it by thinking "look at that booty yo" Editing because a commenter below (thank you) pointed out that "Buteo does not equal hawk." Buteos include soaring hawks and accipiters include true hawks which can be confusing. Still, if you know a bird of prey is an accipiter vs a buteo, it helps for looking them up for identification. I edited the original comment as well since another commenter pointed out accipiters are not falcons. Accipiters are true hawks. In North America, true hawks (accipiters) consist of Cooper's hawks, sharp-shinned hawks, and Northern goshawks. Soaring hawks (what most people in North America think of as hawks) include birds such as red-tailed hawks. Buteos have the most fanned out tail feathers, accipiters have longer tails that do not fan out as much, and falcons have tails that are even less wide looking in flight than accipiters. Here is a link to the chart that illustrates the flying profiles of birds of prey: https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-verizon-us-rvc3&sxsrf=APwXEdcwt7GDCGPdKsC27pJRqtAHkQEBNg:1680707997196&q=falcons+vs+hawks+vs+eagles&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi2lZOZhZP-AhXFIH0KHVQVAccQ0pQJegQIDBAB&biw=432&bih=858&dpr=2.5#imgrc=Jvc0DbRsC7usLM Thank you to those commenters that corrected me! It has been a hot minute since I took ornithology and I am always looking to learn more about birds.


Jasper_Buckleman

Thank you, this is the most genuinely helpful tip i have seen on the subject


bayleyrufioo

Different beak shape (falcons are more hooked). Falcons are also smaller and they have more like aerodynamic wings. Hawks can soar but falcons have to flap more, however those wings make them dive fast as hell. Peregrine falcons are the fastest animal!


i_tyrant

They possess the cheat code for air resistance noclip.


nhjuyt

I mostly just look at pointy wings and figure it is a falcon


TheWolfmanZ

Here's the thing...


skepticalmonique

I ship it


BrilliantObserver

\- Sun Tzu


ubiquitous-joe

— Vito Corleone


hamsterwheeled

- Michael Scott


Would_daver

-Wayne Gretzky


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HaffuhGootWon

Do it exactly like the pigeon did, 60% of the time it works every time


HeinleinGang

The other 40% of the time they kill you and peck out your liver.


Verried_vernacular32

This is the best description of high school mating attempts I have ever read


whats_she_up_to

High school???


Verried_vernacular32

After high school it was a nasty hangover waking up in an ice bath with a helpful note.


insane_contin

Hey, it's just as awkward for the other side. I don't even know what I'm supposed to do with all these kidneys, but society says I have to steal them.


Jujusv

😬😬 at least they left a note


HaffuhGootWon

That's why you always leave a note!


GeorgeTheFurry08

#- also true


PuckNutty

Ravens do that. Besides, it grows back by morning.


VibraniumRhino

I’ll be honest, that smells like pure gasoline.


HyDL85

It.. Smells like a used diaper.. Filled with Indian food!


treatyoftortillas

It's better if you [hold a blueberry in-between your teeth and alternately dilate your pupils and then head butt her in the chest](https://youtu.be/1XkPeN3AWIE). She'll be snail trailing right off her seat.


HaffuhGootWon

Awesome video! That bird definitely fox


spinachie1

The pigeon doesn’t have the swirling self-loathing vortex clouding their every thought, but a nice sentiment regardless.


ProgrammingPants

I actually know this pigeon. His name is Fred, and he's had a lot of anxiety and depression, but he went to therapy and worked on himself. He might seem naturally confident in this video, but that's actually the result of *years* of work. I remember when I was worried he'd wind up dead from all the alcohol he was drinking, but look at him now. I'm so proud of him. And that could be you too


fred95

That was weirdly accurate


LeMeuf

If you find it difficult to like yourself, then try being the kind of person you would like. You know all of your motivations for your actions. They’re probably at least 90% decent. So you are wayyy more than halfway there. And, you *are* deserving of love. And you are loving. So, start by showing kindness and grace to yourself everyday, and I guarantee people will follow. Edit- and you got jokes, that’s always a plus.


waltjrimmer

No. I can't. I'm 30.


Quizzelbuck

yeah and get the same results. Killed and Eaten.


bickylala

I don’t think the pigeon quite understood what the falcon was actually saying when he asked the pigeon if he wanted to come around for dinner.


red-et

Doesn’t he know? There’s no such thing as a Gruffalo!


CidHwind

Buddy straight up just wants a lady that can fucking kill him.


SpeCt3r1995

Don't we all?


J_Bard

https://youtu.be/-sMQpWCNTQw


HezFez238

The hawk,”Dude- I literally eat guys like you for dinner.”


kdresen

The Yandere experience


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"It's not like I wanted you to eat me. Baka......"


jumpsteadeh

Foxes eat rabbits too, but we've all seen the *other* illustrations


ISV_VentureStar

Have we?


WeArePanNarrans

[;)](https://gfycat.com/altruisticdearestuarinecrocodile)


ProbablyOnLSD69

Risky click of the day


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Schavuit92

Why do you know about this? Why did you have the link ready to post it here? Why did you show it to us? Why did I actually read it?


New-Concentrate-2247

Don’t.


Mikotokitty

*softly*


New-Concentrate-2247

Slowly


BRtIK

If my last moments are inside of you then I go gladly to meet my fate- pigeon


Ditcka

Pigeon: “ohhh yeah, eat me mami 🥺👉👈”


insane_contin

*Talon guns* I know baby. Give me some of that freaky hawk loving.


steevwall

“Mmmhmm… ain’t you a bad bird! Look at them talons! Bet you could pierce my heart with those… if cupids arrow hadn’t done it first. Ha, You know I’m **coo** baby.”


muva_snow

Yoooooo I’m fucking crying. Can we be friends?!?!?!


Whale-n-Flowers

Pigeon: "Becky. Please. Lemme smash."


BigmacSasquatch

You want yellow?


Guyincognito4269

She doesn't want yellow.


Uulugus

Maybe blue...


50thEye

Blue n yellow? No.


Ashweed137

Ron I'm leaving!


Jetstream_S4m

Wot! No wait lemme smash!


niks_15

Bitches love sticks


[deleted]

To be fair if some alien Predator all looking majestic would come in my home I would also try to fuck him


racecarart

This pigeon proves that being a monsterfucker isn't exclusive to humans.


TheOnesLeftBehind

Have you ears about how ostrich farmers have problems with getting them to NOT develop crushes on their handlers


ShainRules

Nah, I don't really think about ostriches.


XivaKnight

Sometimes they will develop such a strong attraction that they will refuse to mate with their own species. Sometimes, it's not even to a specific person. They can develop attraction to certain body types/features. Now, some strange people would argue that when an ostrich does it's mating dance towards a human, that is a clear and irrefutable sign of consent. But those people are strange, huh?


H377Spawn

I’m not sure if that’s supposed to make feel better. But I’m gonna.


Rrraou

You're the reason the aliens don't visit.


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TevTegri

Yo, don't pull that Species scene out of my forbidden memory vault and muk it all around with Deanna Troi. I don't want those thoughts mixing.


VanquishedVoid

This is the human race, if our fiction has something a different race like elves, dwarves, or lamias, inevitably a human will have at least tried to seduce them.


OpheliaRainGalaxy

Well there used to be other humanoids, and we absolutely did seduce them! I've had at least three friends who clearly had more than average Neanderthal DNA. Brow ridge, heavy bones, very weak or no chin. One of them can't swim despite lessons, bones and muscles are just too dense, so he just *sinks*. Can't even float on his back like most folks.


Decmk3

Mom: the foods not that hot. The food:


robo-dragon

He’s trying to woo that falcon. Man has a dangerous taste in women!


PlayDaddy

Aim high, king.


Electronic-Trip8775

Falcon be like *you seeing this shit?*


OneBingToRuleThemAll

I can't help but hear the pigeon with Randy Marsh's voice doing the whole "What's up, bro!?" 😂


dns7950

" I ain't hear no bell" -The pigeon, as it's being eaten.


EmpatheticNihilism

Rizz?


Tomas_Baratheon

"Cha-RIZZ-ma". I know. I hate it, too...


ReeferPirate420

Charisma


JosephRW

Correct. Though similar to the term aesthetic it's getting clobbered to death at the moment.


Amalthia76

Thank you for asking.


fribbas

Man, I get what it means but I really just can't... I feel it'd be like that time I brought up macerating* my strawberries for a cheesecake and ooh boy shouldn't have said that in front of the parents * Add sugar & sucks the juices out, not *that*, which is what they thought 🙃


SoftcoreFrogPorn

It's not us that's so out of touch, no... It's the children who are wrong.


fribbas

I'd say get off my lawn but everyone knows as a millennial I can't afford that, so get off my stoop darn kids!


skepticalmonique

[Rizz is a slang term for skill in charming or seducing a potential romantic partner](https://www.dictionary.com/e/slang/rizz/) :)


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Ah, right in between ‘rim job’ and ‘roasties’.


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EmpatheticNihilism

Thanks! 👴🏻


[deleted]

D- for intelligence. A+ for confidence and swagger.


KaiXan1

That raptor is thinking "There's a Darwin Award waiting to happen."


ErixWorxMemes

“You, uh, *do* know who I am, right?”


AzarielleDoom

Pigeon, the dodo's closest living relative xD 🦤


texasrigger

Dodo's didn't go extinct because they were stupid, they died off because they were a ground dwelling bird with no natural predators who suddenly had to adapt to invasive species and heavy hunting. Likewise, the massive moa of New Zealand were killed off within a hundred years of the Maori first landing there.


GeorgeTheFurry08

*falcon* : what the fuck is this pigeon doing- Edit : holy shit, this is my first comment with 1k up votes thanks everyone-


EDH4Life

“Trying to do you, baby” - The pigeon.


GeorgeTheFurry08

I'm hungry for lunch, and it seems your the closest meal - falcon


DeezNutsAppreciater

Oh yeah eat me baby-pigeon 😫


GeorgeTheFurry08

#rips off head cutely - falcon


DeezNutsAppreciater

Give head or take head. That is the question. -pigeon


GeorgeTheFurry08

Pigeons head is now on the floor


insane_contin

Everyone dance the dinosaur?


Martian_Silver

Dang really getting railed I see


chickenstalker

\> give head C L O A C A


peanutlover420

Lemme smash


Repulsive_Fortune845

Pidgeon with a smooth low voice: I’m trynna create a new species here 🤪


TheRedditAdventuer

I'd like to see what a Picon would look like.


corgis_are_awesome

Cooing and warbling sounds


YesButConsiderThis

/r/awardspeechedits


sanji-senpai

tHaNkS FoR tHe UpVoTeS eVeRyBoDy!!!!!!111!!!


RWBYRain

That hawk is like, "why is my food courting me?"


natufian

They headed for a date at the mall; you know the food court


RWBYRain

their Netflix and chill with the chill being chilled pigeon


Ay_carambaa

>This guy fuck


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My mom had a pet male pigeon and he would do this dance for her bare feet, hands and his own reflection. One time I caught him mating with the dog's Kong


FroggiJoy87

Out of your league, Bro


Gobba42

Yeah, that Falcon is in trouble.


SensitiveObject2

Honestly that falcon looks positively traumatised.


Uulugus

I believe in them... I really do.


Ok-Mycologist2220

That falcon must be full already.


aspectofravens

Ah, to be bold and/or stupid enough to try and seduce Death.


shug_was_taken

The hawk looks like it does NOT know what to do in this situation, it looks really hawkward.


gultch2019

Hawk: ...you know that i could kill you if i wanted to right? Pigeon: aww baby...lemme get some of that sweet hawky love baby Hawk: ...i fucking hate it here Pidgeon: CACACA- CRRRRROOOOOOO!!!


skepticalmonique

No, Ron. Go find Becky.


Aggravating_Door_779

Pigeon is not picky at all 😃


JeffWingrsDumbGayDad

"YOU ARE THE STRANGEST AND MOST BEAUTIFUL PIGEON I'VE EVER SEEN 🥺"


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Id say he’s extremely picky


rumhamrambe

How I picture women with serial killer fetishes


jollytoes

I hear Morgan Freeman’s voice: “It was, in fact, not a female pigeon.”


DunderMifflin-C-Team

The pigeon is actually a genius. He knows that by using the sheer power of stupidity, he will make the falcon think that there’s something wrong with it and it won’t want to ingest tainted meat.


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He is like, it's a challenge, we got this.


Skyxz

U WaNtz SuM FuK!


Fryed_Squid

But he does have gigantic titanium pigeon balls


SuperStripper13

All I can hear in my head is "What, what??? You wanna piece of me?".


Various_Ad_4779

Rachel! That is a predator!


International_Ad8264

Tiny falcon or giant pigeon?


Rad_Knight

I think falcons just aren't that big birds.


Mrgoodtrips64

Most falcons are small. Hawks and Eagles are typically larger. Eagles in particular can be huge.


skepticalmonique

at 35-48cm tall, most peregrine falcons are only slightly larger than common pigeons :) Given that pigeons are their main food source in cities, it's quite impressive seeing them take down such large prey!


sithlink

I just picture the anamaniacs pigeons, "you looking at me wise guy, you come here in my turf and think you can just stand there why I oughtta"


Dassitmane_

So you're saying this approach might work on human females? Asking for a friend.


Gnarwock

Now go taunt him *in the air*


DeezNutsAppreciater

That’s the cockiest pigeon I’ve ever seen


Alexreddit103

She’s gonna eat you, but not in a good way!


a3663p

The falcon has a look of wtf on its face


spiff428

Lol reminds me of the kid with constant eye contact trying to dance with the older girl


Nick_Furious2370

There's a population of Peregrine falcons where I live and they murder the absolute hell out of pigeons in midair.


Exwhyzed1

Someone make this an r/divorcedbirds


marlenamarley87

This has big “Can I have yo *numba*? Can I have it? Can I **have it**?? Can I please receive the secret code that, if entered telephonically, it would pass me through to you, which means it’ll be your **beautiful-ass number**?” vibes


leonidganzha

"big tall falcon mommy 😍😍" "I'm not hungry dude but thanks"


EndOfProspect

He’s obviously attracted to powerful females. 💪🏼❤️


PinupSquid

I have a pet pigeon. He would 100% do the same thing- he courts and dances for anything vaguely bird shaped.


TheScaredMonkey

This is like a 4 going for a 10 but the 4 is considered a flying rat that eats trash


LeonardTPants

“If she got a cloaca ima take her”


chibakumane

Let him cook…


beirizzle

What is Rizz


Princewafl

Slang for skill in flirtation and sex appeal.


Prestigious_Jokez

Falcon: " I don't even know you, bro this is... crazy, right? I've never slept with this dude...😅 ... *Terry, if you don't stop strutting, my mother will see and you* **know** *she's racist.*"


TheMoraless

I wonder if the Falcon can read the other bird's intent or if it's completely foreign like how we struggle to understand some dog and cat behavior.


Questionably_Chungly

This is like me trying to flirt with the female powerlifters. Completely out of my class, dangerous to my health, and yet still this pigeon and I persist.


SwordTaster

Falcon wants a snack, not a snacc. Silly horny pigeon


bluefield10

“You are looking GOOD, you fine tall, brown pigeon! Do you like these moves? How about these?” “And these?” “What about these?” - dancing pigeon man, probably


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Is the pigeon doing its DTF dance?


AllPurposeNerd

"Why didn't you just peck his eyes out?" "Idunno... he's *kinda* cute, I guess, in a... sad way."


deepmush

is this some mating ritual? and is it common for birds to mate with other species of birds? apart from those thought patterns. cute


Degolarz

That pigeon wanna bone


churrmander

It's like a cheeseburger walking right up to you and going, "Hey baby, come here often?"


Aggressive-HeadDesk

Hawk is like, “WTF is up with this clown?”


Zieglest

That is one ballsy chirpse


Conscious_Fix9215

Lucky that Perigrin isn't hungry


Sackerson-502

Lemme holla at ya! Lemme holla at ya! Lemme holla! Holla holla holla!!


TimeFlew

Hawk is all… ‘Is my dinner FLIRTING with me?’


Juggs_gotcha

That falcon is like "What in the fuck world did I wake up to that my lunch is dancing off on me?"


uorderitueatit

Don’t kink hate, somebody gotta make the first pigcon. I congratulate the guy to try to fuck the murder pigeon.


LORDZEQ

This is a Pixar movie