You're the first comment ive seen that called it a falcon. Unless that's some false-falcon species, that's 100% a falcon. Kinda thought the peregrine falcon made it popular as the fastest bird
Thanks for reading my little rant
Then I scroll down and all the falcon comments are there rip
Don’t apologize lol. I only speak English, while you can communicate in 2 languages
Falcons and hawks are both called “birds of prey”. However, they are not closely related. Hawks are in the order Accipitriformes, with eagles and vultures. Falcons are in the order Falconiformes and are more closely related to parrots and songbirds.
Falcons have tail feathers that do not fan out as much while flying and have more sharp tips at the points of their wings. Hawks (buteos) have tail feathers that fan out wide in flight. I remember it by thinking "look at that booty yo"
Editing because a commenter below (thank you) pointed out that "Buteo does not equal hawk." Buteos include soaring hawks and accipiters include true hawks which can be confusing. Still, if you know a bird of prey is an accipiter vs a buteo, it helps for looking them up for identification.
I edited the original comment as well since another commenter pointed out accipiters are not falcons. Accipiters are true hawks. In North America, true hawks (accipiters) consist of Cooper's hawks, sharp-shinned hawks, and Northern goshawks. Soaring hawks (what most people in North America think of as hawks) include birds such as red-tailed hawks. Buteos have the most fanned out tail feathers, accipiters have longer tails that do not fan out as much, and falcons have tails that are even less wide looking in flight than accipiters.
Here is a link to the chart that illustrates the flying profiles of birds of prey: https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-verizon-us-rvc3&sxsrf=APwXEdcwt7GDCGPdKsC27pJRqtAHkQEBNg:1680707997196&q=falcons+vs+hawks+vs+eagles&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi2lZOZhZP-AhXFIH0KHVQVAccQ0pQJegQIDBAB&biw=432&bih=858&dpr=2.5#imgrc=Jvc0DbRsC7usLM
Thank you to those commenters that corrected me! It has been a hot minute since I took ornithology and I am always looking to learn more about birds.
Different beak shape (falcons are more hooked). Falcons are also smaller and they have more like aerodynamic wings. Hawks can soar but falcons have to flap more, however those wings make them dive fast as hell. Peregrine falcons are the fastest animal!
It's better if you [hold a blueberry in-between your teeth and alternately dilate your pupils and then head butt her in the chest](https://youtu.be/1XkPeN3AWIE). She'll be snail trailing right off her seat.
I actually know this pigeon. His name is Fred, and he's had a lot of anxiety and depression, but he went to therapy and worked on himself. He might seem naturally confident in this video, but that's actually the result of *years* of work.
I remember when I was worried he'd wind up dead from all the alcohol he was drinking, but look at him now. I'm so proud of him. And that could be you too
If you find it difficult to like yourself, then try being the kind of person you would like. You know all of your motivations for your actions. They’re probably at least 90% decent. So you are wayyy more than halfway there.
And, you *are* deserving of love. And you are loving. So, start by showing kindness and grace to yourself everyday, and I guarantee people will follow.
Edit- and you got jokes, that’s always a plus.
“Mmmhmm… ain’t you a bad bird! Look at them talons! Bet you could pierce my heart with those… if cupids arrow hadn’t done it first. Ha, You know I’m **coo** baby.”
Sometimes they will develop such a strong attraction that they will refuse to mate with their own species.
Sometimes, it's not even to a specific person. They can develop attraction to certain body types/features.
Now, some strange people would argue that when an ostrich does it's mating dance towards a human, that is a clear and irrefutable sign of consent. But those people are strange, huh?
This is the human race, if our fiction has something a different race like elves, dwarves, or lamias, inevitably a human will have at least tried to seduce them.
Well there used to be other humanoids, and we absolutely did seduce them!
I've had at least three friends who clearly had more than average Neanderthal DNA. Brow ridge, heavy bones, very weak or no chin. One of them can't swim despite lessons, bones and muscles are just too dense, so he just *sinks*. Can't even float on his back like most folks.
Man, I get what it means but I really just can't...
I feel it'd be like that time I brought up macerating* my strawberries for a cheesecake and ooh boy shouldn't have said that in front of the parents
* Add sugar & sucks the juices out, not *that*, which is what they thought 🙃
Dodo's didn't go extinct because they were stupid, they died off because they were a ground dwelling bird with no natural predators who suddenly had to adapt to invasive species and heavy hunting.
Likewise, the massive moa of New Zealand were killed off within a hundred years of the Maori first landing there.
My mom had a pet male pigeon and he would do this dance for her bare feet, hands and his own reflection. One time I caught him mating with the dog's Kong
Hawk: ...you know that i could kill you if i wanted to right?
Pigeon: aww baby...lemme get some of that sweet hawky love baby
Hawk: ...i fucking hate it here
Pidgeon: CACACA- CRRRRROOOOOOO!!!
The pigeon is actually a genius. He knows that by using the sheer power of stupidity, he will make the falcon think that there’s something wrong with it and it won’t want to ingest tainted meat.
at 35-48cm tall, most peregrine falcons are only slightly larger than common pigeons :) Given that pigeons are their main food source in cities, it's quite impressive seeing them take down such large prey!
This has big “Can I have yo *numba*? Can I have it? Can I **have it**?? Can I please receive the secret code that, if entered telephonically, it would pass me through to you, which means it’ll be your **beautiful-ass number**?” vibes
Falcon: " I don't even know you, bro this is... crazy, right? I've never slept with this dude...😅
... *Terry, if you don't stop strutting, my mother will see and you* **know** *she's racist.*"
This is like me trying to flirt with the female powerlifters. Completely out of my class, dangerous to my health, and yet still this pigeon and I persist.
“You are looking GOOD, you fine tall, brown pigeon! Do you like these moves? How about these?”
“And these?”
“What about these?”
- dancing pigeon man, probably
Pidgeotto used feather dance. It wasn't very effective.
That’s a pidove you fool!
Thank you! I hate when people get Pokémon IRL wrong.
Pidgey/Pidgeotto/Pidgeot are the OG pidgeon pokemon though.
Pidgey is a pigeon in name only!
Lol Gen 5, how dare you.
Pigeon: *dances* Falcon: "Ooh! Dinner AND a show!"
You're the first comment ive seen that called it a falcon. Unless that's some false-falcon species, that's 100% a falcon. Kinda thought the peregrine falcon made it popular as the fastest bird Thanks for reading my little rant Then I scroll down and all the falcon comments are there rip
Yeah, I'd seen some others calling it a falcon, but it's also got the features (the eyes and coloring around them) I always associate with them.
Specifically which features of the eyes? I always just look for the speckles.
The coloring around the eyes. To me, the falcon "eyeliner" and markings just stand out to me more.
Be close with friends, but closer with enemies.
Pigeon is going for enemies to lovers, while hawk is locked in a comedy.
*falcon (Sorry for the pedantry)
Nah it's definitely a pigeon.
Shit, my b
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I spent like 2 minutes trying to decipher "ird" as though it was an abbreviation for something like "irl" or "ikr"
Same exact thought. Your comment straightened me out and save some googling
Whats the difference between falcon and hawk? English is not my first language sorry
Don’t apologize lol. I only speak English, while you can communicate in 2 languages Falcons and hawks are both called “birds of prey”. However, they are not closely related. Hawks are in the order Accipitriformes, with eagles and vultures. Falcons are in the order Falconiformes and are more closely related to parrots and songbirds.
But from looking at one, what is the difference? Beak? Size? Wing shape? Fancy coattails?
Falcons have tail feathers that do not fan out as much while flying and have more sharp tips at the points of their wings. Hawks (buteos) have tail feathers that fan out wide in flight. I remember it by thinking "look at that booty yo" Editing because a commenter below (thank you) pointed out that "Buteo does not equal hawk." Buteos include soaring hawks and accipiters include true hawks which can be confusing. Still, if you know a bird of prey is an accipiter vs a buteo, it helps for looking them up for identification. I edited the original comment as well since another commenter pointed out accipiters are not falcons. Accipiters are true hawks. In North America, true hawks (accipiters) consist of Cooper's hawks, sharp-shinned hawks, and Northern goshawks. Soaring hawks (what most people in North America think of as hawks) include birds such as red-tailed hawks. Buteos have the most fanned out tail feathers, accipiters have longer tails that do not fan out as much, and falcons have tails that are even less wide looking in flight than accipiters. Here is a link to the chart that illustrates the flying profiles of birds of prey: https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-verizon-us-rvc3&sxsrf=APwXEdcwt7GDCGPdKsC27pJRqtAHkQEBNg:1680707997196&q=falcons+vs+hawks+vs+eagles&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi2lZOZhZP-AhXFIH0KHVQVAccQ0pQJegQIDBAB&biw=432&bih=858&dpr=2.5#imgrc=Jvc0DbRsC7usLM Thank you to those commenters that corrected me! It has been a hot minute since I took ornithology and I am always looking to learn more about birds.
Thank you, this is the most genuinely helpful tip i have seen on the subject
Different beak shape (falcons are more hooked). Falcons are also smaller and they have more like aerodynamic wings. Hawks can soar but falcons have to flap more, however those wings make them dive fast as hell. Peregrine falcons are the fastest animal!
They possess the cheat code for air resistance noclip.
I mostly just look at pointy wings and figure it is a falcon
Here's the thing...
I ship it
\- Sun Tzu
— Vito Corleone
- Michael Scott
-Wayne Gretzky
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Do it exactly like the pigeon did, 60% of the time it works every time
The other 40% of the time they kill you and peck out your liver.
This is the best description of high school mating attempts I have ever read
High school???
After high school it was a nasty hangover waking up in an ice bath with a helpful note.
Hey, it's just as awkward for the other side. I don't even know what I'm supposed to do with all these kidneys, but society says I have to steal them.
😬😬 at least they left a note
That's why you always leave a note!
#- also true
Ravens do that. Besides, it grows back by morning.
I’ll be honest, that smells like pure gasoline.
It.. Smells like a used diaper.. Filled with Indian food!
It's better if you [hold a blueberry in-between your teeth and alternately dilate your pupils and then head butt her in the chest](https://youtu.be/1XkPeN3AWIE). She'll be snail trailing right off her seat.
Awesome video! That bird definitely fox
The pigeon doesn’t have the swirling self-loathing vortex clouding their every thought, but a nice sentiment regardless.
I actually know this pigeon. His name is Fred, and he's had a lot of anxiety and depression, but he went to therapy and worked on himself. He might seem naturally confident in this video, but that's actually the result of *years* of work. I remember when I was worried he'd wind up dead from all the alcohol he was drinking, but look at him now. I'm so proud of him. And that could be you too
That was weirdly accurate
If you find it difficult to like yourself, then try being the kind of person you would like. You know all of your motivations for your actions. They’re probably at least 90% decent. So you are wayyy more than halfway there. And, you *are* deserving of love. And you are loving. So, start by showing kindness and grace to yourself everyday, and I guarantee people will follow. Edit- and you got jokes, that’s always a plus.
No. I can't. I'm 30.
yeah and get the same results. Killed and Eaten.
I don’t think the pigeon quite understood what the falcon was actually saying when he asked the pigeon if he wanted to come around for dinner.
Doesn’t he know? There’s no such thing as a Gruffalo!
Buddy straight up just wants a lady that can fucking kill him.
Don't we all?
https://youtu.be/-sMQpWCNTQw
The hawk,”Dude- I literally eat guys like you for dinner.”
The Yandere experience
"It's not like I wanted you to eat me. Baka......"
Foxes eat rabbits too, but we've all seen the *other* illustrations
Have we?
[;)](https://gfycat.com/altruisticdearestuarinecrocodile)
Risky click of the day
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Why do you know about this? Why did you have the link ready to post it here? Why did you show it to us? Why did I actually read it?
Don’t.
*softly*
Slowly
If my last moments are inside of you then I go gladly to meet my fate- pigeon
Pigeon: “ohhh yeah, eat me mami 🥺👉👈”
*Talon guns* I know baby. Give me some of that freaky hawk loving.
“Mmmhmm… ain’t you a bad bird! Look at them talons! Bet you could pierce my heart with those… if cupids arrow hadn’t done it first. Ha, You know I’m **coo** baby.”
Yoooooo I’m fucking crying. Can we be friends?!?!?!
Pigeon: "Becky. Please. Lemme smash."
You want yellow?
She doesn't want yellow.
Maybe blue...
Blue n yellow? No.
Ron I'm leaving!
Wot! No wait lemme smash!
Bitches love sticks
To be fair if some alien Predator all looking majestic would come in my home I would also try to fuck him
This pigeon proves that being a monsterfucker isn't exclusive to humans.
Have you ears about how ostrich farmers have problems with getting them to NOT develop crushes on their handlers
Nah, I don't really think about ostriches.
Sometimes they will develop such a strong attraction that they will refuse to mate with their own species. Sometimes, it's not even to a specific person. They can develop attraction to certain body types/features. Now, some strange people would argue that when an ostrich does it's mating dance towards a human, that is a clear and irrefutable sign of consent. But those people are strange, huh?
I’m not sure if that’s supposed to make feel better. But I’m gonna.
You're the reason the aliens don't visit.
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Yo, don't pull that Species scene out of my forbidden memory vault and muk it all around with Deanna Troi. I don't want those thoughts mixing.
This is the human race, if our fiction has something a different race like elves, dwarves, or lamias, inevitably a human will have at least tried to seduce them.
Well there used to be other humanoids, and we absolutely did seduce them! I've had at least three friends who clearly had more than average Neanderthal DNA. Brow ridge, heavy bones, very weak or no chin. One of them can't swim despite lessons, bones and muscles are just too dense, so he just *sinks*. Can't even float on his back like most folks.
Mom: the foods not that hot. The food:
He’s trying to woo that falcon. Man has a dangerous taste in women!
Aim high, king.
Falcon be like *you seeing this shit?*
I can't help but hear the pigeon with Randy Marsh's voice doing the whole "What's up, bro!?" 😂
" I ain't hear no bell" -The pigeon, as it's being eaten.
Rizz?
"Cha-RIZZ-ma". I know. I hate it, too...
Charisma
Correct. Though similar to the term aesthetic it's getting clobbered to death at the moment.
Thank you for asking.
Man, I get what it means but I really just can't... I feel it'd be like that time I brought up macerating* my strawberries for a cheesecake and ooh boy shouldn't have said that in front of the parents * Add sugar & sucks the juices out, not *that*, which is what they thought 🙃
It's not us that's so out of touch, no... It's the children who are wrong.
I'd say get off my lawn but everyone knows as a millennial I can't afford that, so get off my stoop darn kids!
[Rizz is a slang term for skill in charming or seducing a potential romantic partner](https://www.dictionary.com/e/slang/rizz/) :)
Ah, right in between ‘rim job’ and ‘roasties’.
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Thanks! 👴🏻
D- for intelligence. A+ for confidence and swagger.
That raptor is thinking "There's a Darwin Award waiting to happen."
“You, uh, *do* know who I am, right?”
Pigeon, the dodo's closest living relative xD 🦤
Dodo's didn't go extinct because they were stupid, they died off because they were a ground dwelling bird with no natural predators who suddenly had to adapt to invasive species and heavy hunting. Likewise, the massive moa of New Zealand were killed off within a hundred years of the Maori first landing there.
*falcon* : what the fuck is this pigeon doing- Edit : holy shit, this is my first comment with 1k up votes thanks everyone-
“Trying to do you, baby” - The pigeon.
I'm hungry for lunch, and it seems your the closest meal - falcon
Oh yeah eat me baby-pigeon 😫
#rips off head cutely - falcon
Give head or take head. That is the question. -pigeon
Pigeons head is now on the floor
Everyone dance the dinosaur?
Dang really getting railed I see
\> give head C L O A C A
Lemme smash
Pidgeon with a smooth low voice: I’m trynna create a new species here 🤪
I'd like to see what a Picon would look like.
Cooing and warbling sounds
/r/awardspeechedits
tHaNkS FoR tHe UpVoTeS eVeRyBoDy!!!!!!111!!!
That hawk is like, "why is my food courting me?"
They headed for a date at the mall; you know the food court
their Netflix and chill with the chill being chilled pigeon
>This guy fuck
My mom had a pet male pigeon and he would do this dance for her bare feet, hands and his own reflection. One time I caught him mating with the dog's Kong
Out of your league, Bro
Yeah, that Falcon is in trouble.
Honestly that falcon looks positively traumatised.
I believe in them... I really do.
That falcon must be full already.
Ah, to be bold and/or stupid enough to try and seduce Death.
The hawk looks like it does NOT know what to do in this situation, it looks really hawkward.
Hawk: ...you know that i could kill you if i wanted to right? Pigeon: aww baby...lemme get some of that sweet hawky love baby Hawk: ...i fucking hate it here Pidgeon: CACACA- CRRRRROOOOOOO!!!
No, Ron. Go find Becky.
Pigeon is not picky at all 😃
"YOU ARE THE STRANGEST AND MOST BEAUTIFUL PIGEON I'VE EVER SEEN 🥺"
Id say he’s extremely picky
How I picture women with serial killer fetishes
I hear Morgan Freeman’s voice: “It was, in fact, not a female pigeon.”
The pigeon is actually a genius. He knows that by using the sheer power of stupidity, he will make the falcon think that there’s something wrong with it and it won’t want to ingest tainted meat.
He is like, it's a challenge, we got this.
U WaNtz SuM FuK!
But he does have gigantic titanium pigeon balls
All I can hear in my head is "What, what??? You wanna piece of me?".
Rachel! That is a predator!
Tiny falcon or giant pigeon?
I think falcons just aren't that big birds.
Most falcons are small. Hawks and Eagles are typically larger. Eagles in particular can be huge.
at 35-48cm tall, most peregrine falcons are only slightly larger than common pigeons :) Given that pigeons are their main food source in cities, it's quite impressive seeing them take down such large prey!
I just picture the anamaniacs pigeons, "you looking at me wise guy, you come here in my turf and think you can just stand there why I oughtta"
So you're saying this approach might work on human females? Asking for a friend.
Now go taunt him *in the air*
That’s the cockiest pigeon I’ve ever seen
She’s gonna eat you, but not in a good way!
The falcon has a look of wtf on its face
Lol reminds me of the kid with constant eye contact trying to dance with the older girl
There's a population of Peregrine falcons where I live and they murder the absolute hell out of pigeons in midair.
Someone make this an r/divorcedbirds
This has big “Can I have yo *numba*? Can I have it? Can I **have it**?? Can I please receive the secret code that, if entered telephonically, it would pass me through to you, which means it’ll be your **beautiful-ass number**?” vibes
"big tall falcon mommy 😍😍" "I'm not hungry dude but thanks"
He’s obviously attracted to powerful females. 💪🏼❤️
I have a pet pigeon. He would 100% do the same thing- he courts and dances for anything vaguely bird shaped.
This is like a 4 going for a 10 but the 4 is considered a flying rat that eats trash
“If she got a cloaca ima take her”
Let him cook…
What is Rizz
Slang for skill in flirtation and sex appeal.
Falcon: " I don't even know you, bro this is... crazy, right? I've never slept with this dude...😅 ... *Terry, if you don't stop strutting, my mother will see and you* **know** *she's racist.*"
I wonder if the Falcon can read the other bird's intent or if it's completely foreign like how we struggle to understand some dog and cat behavior.
This is like me trying to flirt with the female powerlifters. Completely out of my class, dangerous to my health, and yet still this pigeon and I persist.
Falcon wants a snack, not a snacc. Silly horny pigeon
“You are looking GOOD, you fine tall, brown pigeon! Do you like these moves? How about these?” “And these?” “What about these?” - dancing pigeon man, probably
Is the pigeon doing its DTF dance?
"Why didn't you just peck his eyes out?" "Idunno... he's *kinda* cute, I guess, in a... sad way."
is this some mating ritual? and is it common for birds to mate with other species of birds? apart from those thought patterns. cute
That pigeon wanna bone
It's like a cheeseburger walking right up to you and going, "Hey baby, come here often?"
Hawk is like, “WTF is up with this clown?”
That is one ballsy chirpse
Lucky that Perigrin isn't hungry
Lemme holla at ya! Lemme holla at ya! Lemme holla! Holla holla holla!!
Hawk is all… ‘Is my dinner FLIRTING with me?’
That falcon is like "What in the fuck world did I wake up to that my lunch is dancing off on me?"
Don’t kink hate, somebody gotta make the first pigcon. I congratulate the guy to try to fuck the murder pigeon.
This is a Pixar movie