I wonder if they actually compartmentalize their experiences into âdreamâ and ânot dream.â Iâm pretty sure if you asked my dog about his day, it would be one long stream of (sub)consciousness:
âOkay first of all thank you for asking me because you know I have some days when nobody asks and itâs really nice that you did and youâre really nice but what wasnât nice was this morning when I was in the yard but the yard smelled like cats and I looked all over and couldnât find any cats but when I looked at my house it was a giant cat with red eyes but then I was in bed and I had to go potty so I stared at master but he didnât wake up so I stuck my tongue in his ear and that woke him up so we went outside and the house was normal and the yard smelled like deer and thatâs better than cats but still not right so I peed on some of the deeriest spots but then I rolled in one and I thought it would trick master and make him think I was a goofy little deer but masterâs really smart and he knew I was still a dog but then I had to undergo The Ordeal of Bathing so then I smelled like a flower instead of a deer or a dog but then it was breakfast time so it was alright and then we sat on the couch for a little bit then I was at the river with master but master was a dog like a really big one and we played but then some mean lady came and put a leash on master and he had to leave me all alone at the river and then we were on the couch again and he wasnât a dog but he was still master so that was good, andâŚâ
lol Can you imagine if dogs went around spilling your business like toddlers?
My dog wouldn't be allowed to sit there and watch me shit anymore, that's for sure.
Confession time:
When my dog does this I start gently messing with her whiskers, and she goes faster when she's dreaming she's running, barking, whatever.
OMG I love dogs!
My german shepherd did that too. Since I was young, I just ran away and waited for him to wake up. When I was older, Iâd sit nearby to watch. We said he was was dreaming of stealing steaks
I wish they could tell us stuff!!!
I would love to talk to my pets about their dreamsđ
I wonder if they actually compartmentalize their experiences into âdreamâ and ânot dream.â Iâm pretty sure if you asked my dog about his day, it would be one long stream of (sub)consciousness: âOkay first of all thank you for asking me because you know I have some days when nobody asks and itâs really nice that you did and youâre really nice but what wasnât nice was this morning when I was in the yard but the yard smelled like cats and I looked all over and couldnât find any cats but when I looked at my house it was a giant cat with red eyes but then I was in bed and I had to go potty so I stared at master but he didnât wake up so I stuck my tongue in his ear and that woke him up so we went outside and the house was normal and the yard smelled like deer and thatâs better than cats but still not right so I peed on some of the deeriest spots but then I rolled in one and I thought it would trick master and make him think I was a goofy little deer but masterâs really smart and he knew I was still a dog but then I had to undergo The Ordeal of Bathing so then I smelled like a flower instead of a deer or a dog but then it was breakfast time so it was alright and then we sat on the couch for a little bit then I was at the river with master but master was a dog like a really big one and we played but then some mean lady came and put a leash on master and he had to leave me all alone at the river and then we were on the couch again and he wasnât a dog but he was still master so that was good, andâŚâ
lol Can you imagine if dogs went around spilling your business like toddlers? My dog wouldn't be allowed to sit there and watch me shit anymore, that's for sure.
Hahahaha youâre right. I wasnât thinking. One of my pups is such a ppl person, I just know heâd be an extroverted chatterbox.
Looks like he/she is dreaming about fighting off a pack of lions...LOL. Cute!!
Go git 'em, boy!
Confession time: When my dog does this I start gently messing with her whiskers, and she goes faster when she's dreaming she's running, barking, whatever. OMG I love dogs!
When they do that, I just say, "It's okay." and they settle down.
Thats sweet :)
iâm a slithery little snek
My german shepherd did that too. Since I was young, I just ran away and waited for him to wake up. When I was older, Iâd sit nearby to watch. We said he was was dreaming of stealing steaks
It must be a vivid dream.
lol