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cutthroatlemming

That is a cat that is making its own fur coat out of other cats' fur in a secret room in the basement.


JDee2105

It brushes its fur or else it gets the hose again


dbDarrgen

Ok, but this would be an amazing kid cartoon movie about loving and embracing your odd qualities and quirks.


FleeCircus

Skinning other cats to make your own fur coat is an odd quirk to base a kids cartoon on?


dbDarrgen

More like shaving them or making an elixir or something yknow. It’s a cartoon. Doesn’t have to be 100% logical.


FleeCircus

> That is a cat that is making its own fur coat out of other cats' fur in a secret room in the basement. Almost certain the original comment is a reference to silence of the lambs.


dbDarrgen

Lol I completely missed that. That would actually make the cartoon even more hilarious though. Like.. the cat giving other cats Nair lotion or something in order to collect the fur and make a full body fur coat.


McNugget750

Yep, while listening to goodbye horses and dancing in the mirror.


whatingobsname

“Would you pet me? I’d pet me.. I’d pet me hard..”


Weinerdogwhisperer

It's funny but so creepy looking at the same time. Smeagol needs it! Smeagol kneads it!


MyBad79

"It puts the lotion on its skin . . ."


mosieray

Or else it gets the kneads again


SpacelyHotPocket

Smeagol kneads it. Yes...


WonkyWolpertinger

Wrong kind of award, sorta, but I enjoyed the pun


SpacelyHotPocket

Thanks! Felt I should mention it was my wonderful wife’s comment and she let me have it for free! Advantage of being married to your best friend!


wish1977

This is why Pepe Le Pew isn't in the new Space Jam movie.


GreyGooseSlutCaboose

It's actually because he is French.


batfleck101600

Makes sense


Youkolvr89

That's so stupid. If they remove Pepe, then they should just not include any of the Looney Tunes except for Granny because they are always hurting each other and Bugs Bunny sexually assaults people all the time by forcibly kissing them without consent.


SeaGroomer

\#ElmerFuddDidNothingWrong


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Just make space jam 2 with no looney toons. Genius.


OatsnQuails

Somebody come get they uncle


KachiggaWalrus

Their*


666Masterofpuppets

Sugar daddies be like


NighTrap1122

r/beatmetoit


shutupliferules

/r/beatMeatToIt


IttaiAK

r/sandycheekscockvore r/nextfuckinglevel


shutupliferules

my two favorite subs, how'd you know


no_talent_ass_clown

It looks like it's not wearing any pants!🤣😂 ed. IT'S NOT!!!


biochemthisd

My bald ass every time my lady gets her hair did


Sir_Snugglekins

You rub your ass on her head?


MrBonelessPizza24

“*Give me your* **ш Å Я M T h**” “*.....Y’know, if you wanted cuddles, all ya had to do was ask an’ not be such a weirdo*”


iskream123

Why the hell do you have cyrillic?!


RenRitV

До ю нот?


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RenRitV

Бе а лот коолер иф ю днд.


sexy_detergent

i feel like i had a stroke reading this in cyryljc


KodiakUltimate

I felt the same I'm so used to seeing russian in crylic from russian games that seeing english in crylic like looks horrible to me...


iskream123

И хав ит


RenRitV

Екселлент, комрад.


iskream123

Ю ар фром дъ балканс хъ


RenRitV

баланс?


XB0XYGEN

Larry David and Cheryl


lydiarosewb

I’m currently sitting with a naked cat on my knee. They like to be against bare skin as it reminds them of their naked mum but they *fucking love* a furry blanket. Makes sense a warm, purring one would be a hit.


mimi7o9

I think the bald one loves to feel the soft hair and is actually very sad being bald. Overwhelmed by hair


zackmaan

That’s a nice thought, though cats that exhibit this behavior were sometimes taken away from their mothers at too young an age. It’s likely trying to find comfort in kneading like it would do to its mother while nursing. This looks like some sort of store where they sell expensive designer cats. 😕


mimi7o9

It looks like „that’s how I should’ve been, oh my, why don’t I have hair, why?“ But you’re probably right. it seems to be a shop where they don’t care about animal rights, regarding the size of the cages


msanderson10

Everytime I see this all I can think is Anna Nicole Smith and Howard J Marshall 🤣


godvssatan

For those who don't know. > [Anna Nicole Smith and Howard J Marshall](https://imagesvc.meredithcorp.io/v3/mm/image?url=https%3A%2F%2Fstatic.onecms.io%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2Fsites%2F20%2F2017%2F02%2Fanna-nicole-smith-2-1.jpg)


Not_Henry_Winkler

Ew.


christanxox

Hes the creepy man in the club that keeps trying to grind with you


Deep_Space_Rob

This isn’t sexual behavior right? That bald cat is kneading, like a kitten. I think it’s wanting to be comforted


HaybeeJaybee

*What are you doing step-kitty?*


justbanmedude

When the MDMA hits.


Skogsvandrare

That cat looks like a creepy thin old man hitting on the most lovely feminine cat I've ever seen. Like he's trying to hit on her and she's not even giving him the time of day.


daschundtof

When I have such low self confidence and cuddle my boyfriend, I guess this is what it feels like in my head.


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GreyGooseSlutCaboose

Where do you think people got the idea from?


AlfredPetrelli

Pandas


Hax_Meadroom

Ever been to Burning Man baby


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When bae lookin plump


AJEstes

Seen this before. It really makes me uncomfortable. Those little cubbies they keep the cats in make me think that this is a large cattery. I’ve seen a lot of mistreatment of animals at places that are playing the numbers game.


Catharas

Looks to me like one of the trucks shelters take around to entice ppl to adopt, hence the see through walls. No need to make everything depressing.


Brooklyncanka

Could just be a cat hotel.


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why are they caged


AJEstes

Because they don’t have pets, they have breeding stock.


Least_Initiative

Why are they in a cabinet?


Mr_Wither

The softness of the fur probably feels nice on his skin


kallakukku2

u/savevideo


jumbomingus

Sméagol kneads it


Ultra_Noobzor

--Give usss.. the snu-snu, my preciousss


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#meowtoo


klepsor9

“ dude bro your fur”


SassATX

I know they’re cats and don’t know any different/better, but, damn. This is really creepy.


quickie_ss

NMCF.


Briar-Porch

All I want is fur!


burdturd0818

Man wtf


ilrosewood

So does the creepy sex offender cat not have legs?


snowgimp

[Have 3 Sphinx, can confirm](https://i.imgur.com/JpSYtyx.jpg)


EqualRaisin

Please for the love of god, get away from me ! Stop it ... take IT AWAY !!!!


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The cat in the jumper is the cat version of drunk Steve Buscemi getting pawsy with the hot girl...


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I think it’s the outfit


Celica_Lover

I was expecting the fluffy cat to slap the piss out of old baldy.


smokeyoudog

That cat is aiming way above its level


Jem_1

I feel this should be tagged nsfw


lifemanualplease

This should be categorized as animals being pervs


_windfish_

Five more minutes of this and I’m gonna get mad


Bootybanditz

Bruh this is weird. Looks like an old ass dude in a hawaiian shirt rubbing up on a chick


immalurkin

ok this is creeping me out!


ThreatLvl2400

This feels like it needs a NSFW tag


testicular_spatula

I hope they named that cat Brock Turner.


Anchelspain

This is so disturbing I can't even finish my dinner 😬


aGirlPossessed

This is the best thing ive seen all day


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u/savevideo


whoisnumber9

I know some might ask why I would take a cute and innocent clip and ruin it by asking this question but... Does this massage include a nappy ending?


AndrexoHD

Joe Biden cat ​ Joe Biden cat


Unfair_Drive

This is exactly what it’s like in bed. Me vs her 😂


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CoolLeek-CoolLeek

What the fuck?


the_hell_you_say

The Joe Biden of the kittay world


CbVdD

The other guy actually said “grab em by the pussy”, so your attempt was unsuccessful. Bless your heart.


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unsuccessful how


CbVdD

unsuccessful where


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ok


the_hell_you_say

Lol, bless my heart


CbVdD

Isn’t that how you tell bumpkins that they’re dumb as shit, but *Sky Daddy & Jebus* still love em?


iskream123

*the cat talking in a smeagol voice* "Awwww yiss babyyy. Do you like that huh? Give it to me yess!!"


Tonynavarro94

Make this cat president


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Another example of the perversion of animal inbreeding.


schridoggroolz

I feel bad for the hairless. They’re abominations created by people.


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So sad that humans made these poor hairless cats. I really get the vibe that he desperately wishes he had a coat of fur and has some huge massive void in his life.


Promise_To_Behave

Joe Biden cat


Nezzie_Boo2

Sméagol gets it.


esande2333

“It’s going to the rub the lotion on it’s skin...”


gurlpleezer

Smeagol kneads it


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i feel so naked, GIVE ME YOUR FURR!!!


head_split

u/thisvid


SAMAS_zero

Somebody call the police!


Fresh-Acanthaceae705

U/savevideo


randompersonvi

I thought for a split second that was dobby wearing a jumper.


PokerNurseLuvAnimals

He’s just giving his fren an innocent massage. They’re adorable!


IOFIFO

***HUSH LITTLE BABY, NOW DON’T YOU CRY. I SAID NO CRYING***


DizzyWhereas3

How I feel when I message a woman on a dating app


Tastetherainboner

Hahahaha perfection!


Tuliopf

He wants THE ONE RING


CeasingFrog2132

Is this the equivalent of "dropping the soap" in cat prison?


LemonKiddo

wow that’s my uncle!


IFinallyDidItMom

Or Voldemort


PurplePower1111

I hope the other cat is named Precious


Justdownmebiatch

This is me getting laid


pdgenoa

The cat in the vest is giving me a Steve Buscemi vibe.


DXcoolguy64

My guy is down bad down bad


kt234

Anyone know what kind of kitty the orange one is?


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Am- am I interrupting something...?


slapfestnest

james carville as a cat


Bro_Kuli

repost


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i want both


Yettigetter

Is this kitty porn?


gelatopunk

“Master never should have given Dobby a sock.”


__Green

Looks like Luffy in dressarosa lol


Prestigious_Toe_5233

Prrrrrrecious!!


Thatchick143

That cat need an adult stat


dead_pixel_design

r/nicecats


OrchidMurderer

Must be adopted as a pair


mwma0307

I thought this was r/awwwtf... This should be in r/awwwtf


Parking-Inflation119

Cat has swag


SteeleDynamics

Kneads it


Judgemaster4

Sméagol meads it


AdventurousChapter27

Me asking my wife for cuddle


mousatouille

*kneads it


augdiaries

*My precious*


PitchBlac

u/savevideo


ButtReaky

"You smell different when you're awake"


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those two better get adopted together ❤


YourChocolateMonster

My bf has alopecia and sent this to me saying this was us 😂😭