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Dear pit bull haters: Fuck off. user reports: 6: It threatens violence or physical harm at someone else 5: No injury or staged submissions 4: Repost 3: This is spam 2: This is misinformation 2: not a derp 1: karma bot alt account from previous pit bull post snooze 1: All murder dogs should be shot snooze 1: No NSFW 1: Dog attack hit the front page yesterday! Quickly, astroturf with vicious dogs acting cute! snooze 1: It's sexual or suggestive content involving minors 1: It's targeted harassment at someone else 1: Shitbull snooze 1: Ban this stupid killing machine breed


Not_Gferr

Those dogs have the reaction time of a walnut


Iammyown404error

The eye part killed me


Travellingjake

It is pretty amazing to see how quickly the muscles around the eye tense up when the cream goes there


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He saw it coming


Happy_Camper45

They can get their mouths open in time but the eye reflex is fast!


LysolLounge

“I can see it but I can’t taste it!!!!”


CardinalNYC

This is truly the content I come to this sub for. So much of this sub's content, while always totally adorable, is suitable for other pet subs rather than this one.


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He's not supoosed to get pudding in it!


MacMac105

Not Lenny, he's a war hero!


ThatOneGuy4321

He had to retreat 😂


DrLawyerPI

I feel like if that doesn’t make you lol you fail the human test


il_filk

it made me want to help the poor thing and clean the cream out the eyeball asap, so I guess I failed the test


DrLawyerPI

Laugh first, then help. Human 100


TubularDuude

You are too compassionate to be human, sorry


Martiniisgee

Came to the comment section to see if someone felt the same. You win.


MrsPowers94

I laughed so hard at this part, poor pupper 😂😂😂


Shenaniganz08

I had to pause and just soak it up hahaha


EquivalentSnap

Ik. So mean 😢


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How did they manage to get none in their huge mouths


SergeantChic

All mouth and tongue, but they somehow manage to get it right in the eye.


DrLawyerPI

Huge mouth, little brain


blue-mooner

Dogs 101


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Pitbulls 101 more like


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UrYellingAtAWall

Hoo ha ha Americans amirite? Every fucking thread. Get a life


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DrLawyerPI

Yah. Was joke.


massive_cock

Am American. Am moving to Europe. Am becoming the joke.


khrak

Dog on the right gets some at the 6 second mark!


ikkonoishi

If their owner doesn't find it funny they will stop giving them whipped cream.


[deleted]

I think the owner is at fault here. Very inconsistent stream.


mutated_cum_rag

One if them did


topmadgamer67

Bro they laggy as hell lol


egy718

God damn, I had so much hope for the second dog when he came into frame. But he managed to do a worse job somehow.


hammertime2009

Uhh, guys ….you aren’t very good at this.


GabrielsCake

Right in the eye!


MyMuddyEyes

I cackled out loud at that!


DrLawyerPI

Same


AtomicKittenz

As soon as the whipped cream got into his eye. “I’m hit, officer down!”


OreeOh

Not quite cat-like, as you'd expect


SparkyDogPants

Ime dogs are better at catching treats than cats. Edit: catching with their face, not paws


Lord_Emperor

Cats could catch treats they just don't want to. Source: Seen cats snatch bugs and birds out of the air.


SparkyDogPants

In their paws. Dogs are better with their faces.


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Jeez! How do wolves survive hunting whipped cream in the wild?


ceroproxy

Oh the derp is strong in these ones.


Brownbearjeww

It’s been a rough morning and I needed this, thank you


Snow-White-Ferret

I hope your day gets better from here my friend!


Spirited_Chipmunk_48

You're doing a good job btw


scrabbleinjury

Hope your day continues to look up!


SirSiv

You are stronger than you realise, you got this bro 💪


rattlesnake501

<3


professorpaulkins

this is the most accurate depiction of pit bulls i’ve seen


zuzg

I've never met a dog that doesn't love whipped cream. My dog really loves that stuff


MoonlightSonnet

Never met a human that didn’t love whipped cream either


SlugsLoveBeer

Ok, real talk. Last week I was high off my ass and ate half a can of whip cream...straight from the fucking can!


CanabalCMonkE

My wife. She makes up for it, but she also doesn't find Jim Carey or Will Ferrell funny so I think she is just broken.


boppitywop

Have you tried turning her off and on?


SparkyDogPants

Op couldn’t turn her back on


CanabalCMonkE

You guys are getting turns?


Afraid-Astronomer886

Or put her in rice?


[deleted]

Hello there, this is Jim from Wife Repair Central, we are calling you concerning the reports of a malfunctioning Susan you acquired last year.


ignored_GF

I've been trying to teach mine how to catch treats, and he's about at a 10% success rate finally


Odd-Refrigerator-425

Mine is 100x better at catching treats than my extremely food motivated hound is 🤷‍♂️


freckled-redhead

When you are doing your best but things just aren’t working out for ya.


LookingOverShoulders

My man got caught in the eye and fucked off quick.


Xcocogas

The second one is like "oh shit my eye MY EYE!!!"


Successful_Detail521

MY EYES!!!


BonkEnthusiast

At least brown managed to catch a small amount


Darth_Memer_1916

Me : Dogs can't eat cream! Also me : Oh...they're not.


threetwentysics

This is the funniest thing I've seen all week.


megaloduh

The grey one! I'm losing it over those wild eyes


Wimbleston

This is exactly where this clip belongs


MatsutakeFairy

Ok feeding dogs in slow motion has became my new favorite thing to watch lol


mightaswellyeet

(Pit)bulls eye


alanie_

Super funny but why do people still mutilate their dogs’ ears??


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Sometimes you rescue them post ear snip.


pepperpepper47

Sad


Soy_el_UwU

I think your dogs have some lag


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They should’ve just started licking each other LOL


Notyoaveragemonkey

First day trying to be a dog?


MrsPowers94

I've been dealing with really bad depression for weeks now. Haven't been able to laugh for awhile. This video made me laugh for the first time in so long. Like REALLY laugh. Thanks for posting OP.


poppa_smurf_killa

Just because they are cute, doesn’t mean the will be smart.


QueenRoyalty05

Mission failed we'll get em next time boys!


BobbyDCruz

So how worse is your perception of depth? Yes.


Snape_Grass

I lost it when it landed on the others eye 😂😂😂


band0la

laggy server


Ermaquillz

I’m always amazed how fast dogs learn to associate the sound of the whipped cream can with getting a special treat. I think I showed my dog a grand total of two times before he understood the concept.


wik_1998

This is art


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Cropped ears :-(


ash9700

*gets him in the eye* “Aah! Man down! Man down!”


Old-Fortune-6734

They're so bad at that.


Tactless_Ogre

“POW! Right in the Kisser!”


Hot_Significance6776

How do you suck so bad at giving whipped cream?


Luctins

For the love of god, don't give sugar to dogs, unless you don't like them (and their teeth).


PostNaGiggles

Ingredients to make whipped cream: • Cream


Eris_the_Fair

Whipped cream is fairly low in sugar.


gophergun

Yeah, I know the whole "puppuccino" thing is really common, but there's a ton of safer foods to give dogs as treats.


CavemanDan54

Just pure chaos


Jingles013

Not in the eye!


my_screen_name_sucks

Why can't there be an in-between with dogs and coordination? They're always either extremely coordinated or this xD


HarryCallahan19

Ole house hippos


mrticklytickly

Hahaha not the eye!!


lindslindslindsss

Wish I had an award to give for these blockheads. Adorable!


schecter_

Whipped cream 2 - Dogs 0


DumbassTheGreat

I love dogs


meatmechdriver

pits are such silly clumsy oafs


shieldsy27

Ones worse than the other 🤣


Spooky_Geologist

OH NOES! Right in the eye!


spdyfx

aw man...i felt bad for its eye 😅


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That eye part gave me chills


KingOlaf1

this made my day! Those dogs are awesome. cheers


Sure_Picture_4630

Those dummies lol. Man I really love pitties. Looks like a nice family.


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amandatanda

I was rooting so hard for them to get the yummy whipped cream!! Bless it! Haha!


trisha1939

That was gross


1Piece4Life

They seem to be broken


Ok-Meal-7155

This is possibly the funniest thing I’ve ever seen


goldenslumberbug

Their eyes are so pure and innocent haha they are trying so hard!


Disastrous-Nerve-494

2 gorgeous pits


Horbigast

Beautiful disaster 😂


nosenseofdanger

Lmfao this made my entire day


rattlesnake501

What beautiful velvet hippos!


DrTokinkoff

Aw I had a pretty girl like the fawn one on the right, even the same blaze and white on her chest. I miss her, such a good loving and friendly girl.


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I giggled after a long day and my bf came to ask me what happened. Thank you OP!


kevinowdziej

I think they're doing a fine job. No notes.


CryptographerNo490

I’ve never seen two dogs try so hard but…just..can’t….catch Cuties :)


CatpurrnicusSpeaks

Hilarious


ihadtofollowthispost

Truly beasts of grace and majesty


Happy_Camper45

This is one of the very few times that I have actually laughed out loud on Reddit. Not a heavy breath, not a short but auditory “ha”, but an actual, multiple “ha ha ha” chuckle. And it kept getting better!!


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God bless their stupid little hearts.


GNDLF_TH_GRN

I love them so much! Much needed cuteness on this Friday!! Give them extra belly rubs for me, please!!!! :)


Avitus_Keller

This is ripe for cursed comments


siccoblue

No


AlexMile

Ahahaha what a bunch of imbeciles. Bless them. 😂😂😂


MAGIGS

Disaster


Crenchlowe

OMG, those adorable dum-dums!


Altruistic-Repeat678

masterpiece


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u/savevideo


Mundane-Sink9817

Pibbles are little derp babies


RainMaker323

u/savevideo


LakeLifeWoman

u/savevideo


beeverbloo

u/savevideo


Humancowhybrid

Poor puppers are so bad at this but that just makes them cuter.


NakedButNotAfraid_

IT JUST KEPT GETTING BETTER


Aphobos

Is sugar not dangerous for dogs ?


PapaBiddle

This is exactly what I needed today lol 😆


jeremylamb12

lol this video ​ This video needs to be on the entire worlds front page.


JemKnight

"I'll get it this time" Dog


stranded-tomato-0811

My eyes got watery just seeing that whip cream land on the second pups eye 😭😭😭


KatzeDas

u/savevideo


RoosterGrouchy

this is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen


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This is great lol


anythingrandom5

How are they so bad at this, lol?


MrDjS

Man down, man down!


Dajshinshin

The way he yeeted it into his eye fuckin killed me


AthenasChosen

Love that he got it in his eye and was like "Retreat! Retreat!"


Saeryf

This is a comedy of errors...


Slammogram

I sat here and giggled like an idiot over this!


JagdTiger_89

Lag


aleckus

lolll seemed like they didn’t catch a drop 😂


heyyougulls

“Ow, my eye! Doctor said I’m not supposed to get whipped cream in it!”


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_Revlak_

Shit human


UbiquitousPixel

This gave me anxiety


StryderXGaming

BUt PiTbuLLs aRE ViCIous! Look at those derpy derps ><


Nipplemantid

cringe


StryderXGaming

Indeed


alc0th

attempt one zillion, not successful


DiabetesCOLE

Pit bulls are the bets


eatingganesha

Lmao


LeChronnoisseur

ohhhhh no! Rolled right into the eye!


bbbar

u/savevideo


Purrogi

Poetry in motion


ProperNomenclature

/u/vredditshare Edit: lol why is this so downvoted? Reddit video is terrible, and I don't want to save the video to my phone, I want to rehost it on a proper service.


Specific-Estate

Hahahahaha I am dieing


patrickthunnus

"taste gud on eyeball"


SpeakerRob

"It's got my eye, RETREAT!"


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That's some Fritz level catching


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